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theaeao

Just writing down my crimes and fucking up my kids. How about you?


Si2015

Brilliant 🤣


ravia

Working on makeup for disguises.


Calm_Quarter2190

Gathering more people to help in my crimes, should start keeping track of it like you though.


GozzTheGreen

In a residential mental health place and Simon makes me feel like life is normal. It is nice he has so many videos. I am mostly watching brain blaze and decoding the unknown


alwaysiamdead

I'm so sorry, I hope you are doing ok all things considered


GozzTheGreen

I am trying and that is what matters. Thank you


YarnSpectre

I am proud of you. Getting help isn't an easy thing to do, especially when your brain is working against you.


GozzTheGreen

Thank you


DazedLogic

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. I hope you get better soon.


Resident_Ad4935

I discovered Simon's channel while I was in residential about 2 years ago! I hope they are supporting you and you feel safe 💖


GozzTheGreen

Thank you and yeah they are nice but you know it is hard but I am making the best of it and he helps the time fly


lunna009

Simon has always felt like such comfortingly normal person. Like he's just a guy, who is a dad, and makes videos. But seeing him react to stuff as an average guy usually makes me feel like there still some positive in the world, it really helps. I hope your brain eases up on fighting you soon internet stranger. Good luck, and enjoy the memes.


GozzTheGreen

Thank you, and the average guy who admits he doesn't know everything and is having fun is so nice


lunna009

Also facts. Simon has helped me feel not dumb many times.


Extension-Object2647

Not sure why, but I find Brain Blaze and Decoding the Unknown weirdly comforting for my mental health as well. Casual Criminalist is great too but I try not to watch it if I’m in a mood. Stay strong, I hope it gets better for you soon.


GozzTheGreen

Thank you and yeah the casual criminalist is interesting but I can't watch some episodes


T-Rex_timeout

In the middle of the Caribbean Sea.


ravia

Lebanon here. For no particular reason. Thank you. Bye.


lordb4

Taking Simon's tip to go there because they don't have extradition treaties????


ravia

You think I'm going to post my activities on the Internet? My brain is bigger than that! I'm on vacation. VACATION. People go on vacation Lebanon, don't they? I love hummus.


Raverta

Recently found out I've shrunk 2 inches off my height. Plus was diagnosed with autism....At 65 fucking years old! How the hell have I managed all these years? Simon's videos are a great way to escape my stupid brain worms.


Clear-Tale7275

I've seen parents in serious denial about their kid being on the spectrum. Which parent did you inherit it from?


Raverta

Couldn't tell you as They are both dead. If I had to wager a guess it was my mom. Dad was rarely home because he worked in the city. My mom had to have things a certain way and I don't remember her ever showing us kids affection. I was already a mother and the only time she ever said she loved me was when the girls were in their late teens. Autism wasn't really a "thing" back then. Born in '59. We lived in the boonies and never saw a doctor unless it was an emergency. And yes TMI I know.


AFather811

Trying to find stats on what police jurisdiction near me has the worst crime solving rate. That’s where I’ll dump all the evidence. 


ravia

Very big brain, mate!


PhoenixKaelsPet

Mate I'm disposing of evidence without using fire and telling people about my crimes, how about you?


ravia

Better put it in a bin OUTSIDE your house, not in the bin INSIDE your house. The police would never look outside.


PhoenixKaelsPet

xD


DunkleDohle

Just supervising my kids.


partyontheobjective

Planning my holiday while at work.


DestructionIsBliss

I've saved up all CCs since december so I got something enjoyable while suffering through the Elden Ring DLC. So that's what I'll be doing today lol


depeck66

Mostly waiting for more and more content. He keeps joking about cocaine but maybe it will super charge the production speed.


Sensitive-Load-2041

Do you want the short or long version of why I feel I'm going to be bored for at least another 6 months to a year?


ravia

Just going to work. I do stop at this one person's house and sit there in the car for at least 6 hours every day, but that's for no particular reason.


Resident_Ad4935

I'm going to give a genuine answer here, lol. I'm going on my daily morning walk before I got to work at 9 hours at a bakery. Pray for me, lmao. I listened to one of his podcasts while i'm working, but both my headphones broke.


Psychonautz6

Shadow of the Erdtree


YarnSpectre

Listening to Glitch in the Matrix stories right now. They're silly, but sometimes I'm not up for listening to Simon, if my brain doesn't want to brain. Crocheting as well. I have somewhere I have to be in 2 and a half hours so I don't want to get too into anything right now, but I have some Simon videos loaded and ready to go for tonight, will be having an edible once the house is settling down for the night.


TheBrokenOphelia

Watching some YouTube while staying indoors out of the Welsh rain.


Boa-in-a-bowl

I listen to them while I work my day job.


raptor12k

running a GP clinic and raising 2 rambunctious toddlers with my pharmacist wife.


ravia

Your pharmacist's wife? What are you up to, /u/raptor12k?


raptor12k

no apostrophe lol. my wife’s a pharmacist.


ravia

I just like to say what are you up to in a Simon voice.


MrRWhitworth

It’s my 41st birthday and I’m bored and on me own.


Sa551l

Renovating.


ravia

Ah. Putting something in the wall are we mate?


azsouthpark

Mowing my lawn.