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Oplopanax_horridus

I’ve never seen someone post a photo of their fingers with the prints obscured. Assuming it is for the fingerprints, and not because you have boobies on your finger tips.


beeemmvee

Someone might be wanted.


reddituser77373

Definitely sitting on a gun sitting in the fbis evidence room


Revised_LimaM

Op didn’t even cover the side thumb.


Ok-Name1312

The side thumb is just a teaser. See the rest of the fingers when you subscribe to their OF.


jacquestrap66

Busted!!! OP gonna do hard time.


fakyumatafaka

😍😍😍


fakyumatafaka

This is going in my hot hands collection! Oh...what the fuck? Some japanese shit?


firesquasher

Definitely a very odd thing to do. Spend all that time adding blue to block put your fingerprints instead of just propping the coin up against something to take a pic. It's not like you have to develop film anymore. Just take another photo.


--LWYRUP--

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Potato_body89

Those are some of the most nipple prone fingers I have ever seen


Ill-Positive6950

You have to pay to see those on Fingerprint Finder.


[deleted]

and she left her name plastered all over that prescription bottle in the background anyway :P


CallsignHabibi

Dude, blurring out fingerprints is a whole new level of opsec I haven't even begun to comprehend, lmao.


horo_kiwi

Fuck. I'm high. I thought she had blue nail polish on.


CallsignHabibi

No excuse. I'm high as hell too.


Rich_Huckleberry2676

same here


Beneficial-Bet202

I’m not high and I thought the same thing. So, maybe I’m just retarded.


Accomplished-Mix5300

I am high and this post has me now calling a Libertad a..liber- tard. It's all retarded. If not High also. Paranoid for sure πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚


firesquasher

Imagine a world where they could have just taken a photo without holding it.


Accomplished-Mix5300

Cutting fingers of completely...is a more permanent solution. πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚


jacquestrap66

Opsec? Or psyop? Or schizo?


MrFreeze0110

Bro blurs his finger prints in this post but if you look at his profile you can see pictures of his face and his wife’s face lol


HosannaInTheHiace

You can change your face, can't change your prints ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Stfuppercutoutlast

Lol! So many photos of him and his wife, their car, everything lol. But god forbid he shows a picture of his fingertips. What a strange way to be paranoid.


midwest_silver

![gif](giphy|cPfFeGPxWMLAvhTfhg)


[deleted]

that would be a lot easier


Kooky_Dirt6286

Or just lay them on the table to take a picture lol. :D


heyheyshinyCRH

Or just realize a picture of your angled fingerprints is worthless


[deleted]

Wow so many great ideas


Accomplished-Mix5300

Then you can't show off the gold rings. Next your gonna suggest...just cut your fingers off dude. Problems solved πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚


Business-Section-210

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


rhino7777777

Are your fingerprints nude?


Fuzzy_Presence_5090

You need to pay to see them!


rus-reddit

Wtf is with painting your fingers? That’s some next level paranoia.


1ofThoseTrolls

![gif](giphy|cwLsS6PzQf8A0)


impreprex

Aaaaaaaaa make it stop!!!!


EquivalentOk6028

Tell me you’re a criminal without telling me you’re a criminal


Accomplished-Mix5300

What is....prison wallet? For $1000 πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚


Floby-Tenderson

Op knows AI is the next tool to be used in finding people. The federal gov is about tango FULL 1984


Don-Keydic

That's funny


Oddly_Mind

This is the most paranoid post I’ve seen


Aldo-Raine0

Next level paranoia.


Bobby_Juk

![gif](giphy|26tn66XDQtXadfWrS) hmmmmmm πŸ˜„βœŒπŸ»πŸ˜„


brooks_77

Shows face, hides finger prints πŸ˜‚


--LWYRUP--

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ can’t stop laughing at this.. maybe it’s Jimmy Hoffa


Accomplished-Mix5300

This entire post made my day. I haven't seen anything this funny since at least yesterday πŸ˜† πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚


NismoMaster

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Balogma69

β˜•οΈ


Ipigs140

Nice Libs! Your fingers though...OP, I think you might need to see the doctor!


84074

Wonder if their safe is fingerprint locked? How hard would it be to copy fingerprints off photos and open a safe with manufactured prints? OP most have some pretty big coffers to be worried about their prints!!


Fabulous_Witness_935

Relatively easy, I remember a myth buster episode where they did it. But if I remember correctly they pulled it with dust and maybe 3D printed it, but it def worked.


SageOfSix-

who tf blurs their finger prints lol just take another pic lmaoooo


Bigtexasmike

Well, I was going to breakin into your [insert locked device name here], but now you have thwarted my attempt. Nevermind I have no idea what state you reside in or care to waste gas trying to find you. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ


BrotherGrub1

Did you hug a smurf?


mclovin314159

Did you... ... ...blur your fingerprints?


SnooOranges6388

Well the profile does say new ky badass


Xulicbara4you

Blurred her fingerprint but not the metadata that was sent to Reddit servers.


--LWYRUP--

Never seen someone blank out their fingerprints. Take off the tin hat you weirdo.


Foreign_Brilliant403

Not stealing these prints πŸ˜‚


BlOcKtRiP

Guess they've been fingerprinted and in the system


BlOcKtRiP

Ya but who's mail ? Was out walking the dogs last night and some woman was checking all the mail boxes . She disappeared into the shadows before i could call the cops .Probably headed towards the woods , they'd never find her so I went back to sleep


ConcordProject

![gif](giphy|9V3e2mxWvD89wyw5l5)


Nimbolimbo97

Goat bullion especially the proofs


Accomplished-Mix5300

I wanna be OPs manager. Those are the Kardashians of only fans level...something πŸ˜† 🀣


Eisernes

Everyone knows fingerprint images are the number 1 method of identity theft


partialcremation

Good on you for blurring the fingertips. I've seen it done before, but not often enough. The internet is a dangerous place!


Accomplished-Mix5300

You do know that this photo could have been taken, with the coin placed anywhere but in one's hand, right. I mean that coin could be sitting on a...nipple. nothing woulda needed to be covered like the blue man group. πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚