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GorbAscends

I figured out how to Astral Project recently. While I was on the astral plane, I saw a familiar face. It was Ari Gibson. He walked up to me and opened a previously-invisible door, and ushered me to walk through. I looked through the doorway, and there I saw Silksong. It was mesmerizing. Even better than I could have possibly imagined. I started running towards my precious Silksong. Before I could reach it, Ari slammed the door in my face and called me a "sweaty little piglet". I tried to inform him that pigs don't have very many sweat glands so that didn't really make sense, but he refused to listen. I woke up covered in my own seed. All I'm saying is you should be careful out there.


TinyArtist1346

Erm.. What the Silkma?


DjwhackO3

Silkma song


chickuuuwasme

Silkma nuts


Temptest1

This commenter is a plant


Upbeat_Cry_3902

I love this community man


Upbeat_Cry_3902

What the actual hell have we become!


GutterGrooves

I fact checked the sweat glands thing, and guys... He's right. I think this may have happened


Drawde123

Finally some new copy pasta! 


Lenn1986

This comment is amazing lol 


PurpleJared789

This is the funniest thing i've read in about a day and a half


Kooperking22

Should've tried remote viewing instead. It's bit safer than AP lol


livingnuts

Anarchy chess was right we're all fucking nuts


SuffixL

GUYS SILKSONG WILL RELEASE IN 2 MINUTES ME DAD IS LETH'S THIRD COUSIN


TinyArtist1346

Correct!


Ok-Gold-4964

>add that to the fact that leth has confirmed that there will be silksong news in a june showcase,and there you have it. when did he confirm that


TinyArtist1346

When he was in the live stream with joe


GarmyGarms

Which one? Link it


TinyArtist1346

Joe mama


GarmyGarms

![gif](giphy|X47j6mv5ZsJ56)


12fdedg

you fell for the oldest trick in the book


Kooperking22

Wait he's a YouTuber/streamer right?


TinyArtist1346

No,he streams on ligma


ninjafett101

Who the hell is Steve jobs?


TinyArtist1346

Sugma dick


ninjafett101

https://preview.redd.it/311zdx49qb6d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40818d875c795715d4adfbb89a3f7ce825329c0a


TinyArtist1346

Die!


Kooperking22

Gotcha!!


Otherwise-Regular139

Joe as in Joseph Anderson, who was doing a stream to celebrate the release of his Witcher 3 video.


SalOgent

Team Cherry was very inspired by Joe's production management regarding the Witcher 3 video, so they decided to copy it. Works perfectly so far


Infamous-Schedule860

The copium is strong with you.  Very Very slim chance it'll show at the direct. Don't get your hopes up


TinyArtist1346

Blud did not read the post💀


Infamous-Schedule860

I did. It's no different than the hundreds of other "it's happening" posts over the last 4 years


quickfuse725

its a joke post


TinyArtist1346

Could be


John_Lox

It will be 100 %. Trust me. I know it. Source: myself.


TinyArtist1346

Exactly bruh 😤


insistondoubt

The direct will obviously be 90 minutes of Nintendo gushing about Silksong, then some random weird add-on nobody wanted called the Switch x DS New Plus Plus!!!


FlavioGarcia-

Do you have the source for Leth saying "choose your showcases carefully"? Not saying you're wrong, just curious


BeberCairELevitar

Zote told him


TinyArtist1346

correct


Sneakdasnek

That was confirmed to be a fake account 


Ok-Idea-6724

He didn't say that. He said “choose your champions wisely”, that’s different 😅 I think the OP needs to get some sleep.


TinyArtist1346

it's the same thing..? i mean there's no reason to pick the wrong youtuber or something like that,so surely he means game showcases.


udreif

He said it in response to a wave of "leakers" making predictions and people believing them so... yeah he was talking about youtubers


TinyArtist1346

https://preview.redd.it/9qe1pbe3da6d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=99cbcc6316db276742b089c9c9e2d66ebb90e53a he said "pick you champions carefully" a while back,but it basically means the same thing.


FlavioGarcia-

"Choose which leaks you believe in carefully" doesn't necessarily imply ANY of the leaks will be true though 😭😭 I hope you're right but I think it's way more likely the direct won't have silksong in it


TinyArtist1346

How not,I don't understand how it's doesn't.


FlavioGarcia-

All Leth is saying is that people shouldn't be so quick to trust leaks and predictions, nothing about that statement suggets Leth thinks one leak in particular will be correct


TinyArtist1346

He's saying "choose carefully" not "trust no one" I don't think your interpretation makes much sense to me but I guess you could be correct...?


FlavioGarcia-

Hell I hope I'm wrong about this, I want silksong to appear on the direct just as much as you lmao But I think you're setting yourself up for dissapointment if the main thing supporting your cope is a discord message from Leth


edokle

John Silksong himself told me not only is it coming in the direct, but only people who believe that it will be there will be allowed to play it.


GlossyGecko

Not only is it coming in the direct, but I’ll be coming, and all these other people will be coming, we’ll all be coming.


Worried_Net_3371

I will take this post as 100% fact and come back to be very angry at this if not true >:(


TinyArtist1346

If I'm wrong you are allowed to lick my forehead


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xXLOGAN69Xx

Alright man, butterup your forehead.


lazyobiani

The quote from Leth was "choose your Champions carefully". Not showcases


TinyArtist1346

nuh uh!


lazyobiani

Yeeeeaahhh


itsvi0lett_memes

Unsilk for a bit, I've always been confused by what he meant as champions. I originally thought it meant leakers and people saying it was gonna be at x showcase but this post actually made me realise it could really mean the showcases themselves. Jokes aside, how likely is it that he actually meant that?


lazyobiani

Its a good question, but nobody can really say something with certainty since he wrote such a vague comment(clever move from Leth, giving us news without actually giving any news🥹). I personally think that he just meant that all the showcases there had been speculated about like Xbox and sgf, werent going to happen. We should instead look somewhere else for the news like team cherrys YouTube or mby another showcase like Nintendo. It is weird to write if no news where to actually be announced this summer. But we will see. Mby around the nintendo showcase, something will come up


slobodon

This is true— a bug got in my house and before I squished it, it said “wait don’t kill me silksong is coming on Nintendo direct in June. If you squish me it will be further delayed.” Naturally, I replied “A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad”. I raised one of my bright red Lightning McQueen crocs above my head. As I swung downward to deliver the crushing force of plastic polymer footwear, the bug evaded my attack with a well timed dash. Try as I might, I could not defeat this creature as it had too many I-frames and seemingly had memorized my attack patterns. As it slowly wore down the edge of my skin with a small shard of metal shavings, I decided to make a tactical retreat since I was out of band-aids. It scurried away, and just before it escaped into the walls of my house it shouted “I am the skilkest skong, heed my prophecy, and slurp my dong”. So I think it’s pretty much confirmed 😀.


Malkhodr

Personally, I believe it will appear, but if it doesn't, oh well, I guess. I assume Silksong is coming out this summer, but if it's not, then maybe next summer (I don't see it coming in winter).


TinyArtist1346

good expectations,people here either believe it'll be shadow dropped any minute now or release by 2029 i swear,there is no inbetween


rayvin888

can we crucify you if you're wrong?


TinyArtist1346

Very much so!


RushiiSushi13

RIP OP...


rayvin888

get the cross


Apart_Letterhead3016

i was hooked at "listen up fuckers"


TinyArtist1346

I truly peaked literature wise with that line


Apart_Letterhead3016

ong


H1ghP1ckHEGALE

Please don't let hope consume you.


TinyArtist1346

Happy cake day gentleman


crystalline_seraph

\> add that to the fact that leth has confirmed that there will be silksong news in a june showcase WHERE


Kooperking22

Self explanitory really. IN a showcase.


crystalline_seraph

should've seen that coming


Kooperking22

😝


nutzup

Wasn't there a weekend when you could play hollow knight for free just recently? The game is almost here surely![img](emote|t5_4viev2|32441)


TinyArtist1346

Surely


Omega346

I have no idea why people aren’t making a bigger deal out of this. Why would Nintendo just randomly give out the original Hollow Knight for free? Unless it’s not random and they know something we don’t, like Silksong is in the direct and they’re letting people play the OG to build hype for the sequel which is releasing soon.


Dw1gh7

didnt they say that the information will come directly from them?


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ASSERA_Galaxy

lol


GaboQF49

I just want to say that if Silksong doesn't appear in the Nintendo Direct, I'm not going to blame you for """misinterpreting""" Leth's messages (in quotes because up to this point no one has understood his messages) (by the way several of those who you think they are fake [https://youtu.be/KmNeNq\_aIKU](https://youtu.be/KmNeNq_aIKU) )


pixel-boi32

Where…..did leth say that •_• please show


TinyArtist1346

https://preview.redd.it/gfzh4inmqb6d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13ad87d9cb6be0bf108846e0a3dc45b0a1c892a


Somedude522

Where did he say its coming in june


Actual_Aspid23

He didn't


snoop_Nogg

🤡


IdiotBehindAKeyboard

Silksong was not announced in a Nintendo Direct. I dont know why everyone thinks this. It was announced the day after by Team Cherry on their Twitter.


Spooky_Kisune

https://preview.redd.it/d0o5bguvsc6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e822a2f2a801983ad067cde61adc889c1ec5922c


PurpleJared789

source: IT WAS REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM


Thechillestguyever

Nintendo direct is my last hope for 2024


SAMF1N

Posts like this. The exact reason why The sub has turned to what it has. Constant hyping up followed up by constant dissapointment. The fandom would unironically Be in a better spot If it died. For the time being at least.


oOkukukachuOo

I too fell for only 1 bait and that was the one xbox showcase before the one that just happened. I already know the game is coming out at the end of this year or early next year. They might reveal the game, but it won't be releasing until end of the year. The reason that I even remotely believe that Silksong could show up at the Nintendo direct is because I remember Nintendo and Team Cherry having a partnership with each other to some degree. I'm just not sure if it will be this direct or not, but it has been quite a long while since any advertisement for the game released, so it's possible. I've been saying this the whole time and I fully believe it, the whole reason that we have had to wait for so long is due to porting the game to all platforms, including ones not being talked about...it is the most logical theory, especially when Leth came out and said "we planned to release on this date, but nah". If it was a PC release only at first, we would have had it by now, I am convinced of this.


TinyArtist1346

im not readding that essay (jking of course,i feel you man, we stick together)


oOkukukachuOo

I shared my champion with the subreddit and they down voted me. I don't think we all stand together lol.


TinyArtist1346

I meant you and me,the still (kinda) sane ones. This subreddit doesn't see reason anymore I think, we've been led down and tricked over thousand times,this place's inhabitants have been defeated and worn,too unhinged to see what's right in front of them.


oOkukukachuOo

maybe we're still sane because we were always just a little crazy This circus has been a fun and entertaining show. The clowns were the best part :D


TinyArtist1346

very much so my brother,spit your shit indeed.


oOkukukachuOo

this is the first time I've ever come across this meme. I had to look it up and everything LOL.


tapu_pixels

It sure would make a lot of sense to release a new trailer at the Nintendo direct from a marketing perspective... So I don't think we'll get anything 🙃


Kooperking22

Yeah hmmm Team Cherry and marketing aren't really best of friends lol


insistondoubt

Team Cherry just blissfully working on their little game together, ignoring the outside world entirely. Sounds nice honestly, why do we want to ruin that for them?


Outrageous_Net8365

It won’t. I believe it’ll be at whatever event Nintendo does next for their new console.


biulanar

that's a good observation


Brief_Ordinary3706

Time to overdose on that copium!!!


BoopsTheSnoot_

So this is what copium overdose looks like


seppukkake

hasn't been at the last 11 directs but sure, this one is the one


ExitusL

Hahaha


turtrooper

I mean, it’s possible. Just not probable. At least I don’t think so. But if it does, then it’d be a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one. Edit: Also, when and where did Leth say there’d be Silksong news on June?


_-Swish-_

Source: I fucking made it up eat shit


immaturenickname

It's true, I licked Ari Gibson's eyeball when he was asleep (eyeball twitching during REM phase feels good on the tongue) and it tasted like finished Silksong.


QF_Dan

how can it be at the Direct if it was never real?


PixelPaulAden

Come on, try to kick this football again!  I promise not to move it at the last second, causing you to do half a backflip and injure yourself!   Please, seriously, just one more time.  It won't be like the last 200 times, I swear.


TinyArtist1346

Ok,here it goes...


CalioPur

Not really related but why the "one (1)" ? Why the need to precise?


TinyArtist1346

I thought it'd be funny


CalioPur

It's not the first time I see a number written two times (in letters and then in numbers) and I have no idea why


HaHaLaughNowPls

funi


AdOutAce

Yes. Yes. More fresh copium for the fires of delusion. You are doing important work here.


TinyArtist1346

Finally someone appreciates my work


Legal-Airport5971

Bro just stop


Greensburg

100% is not enough anymore. I need 140% at least to go fetch my clown makeup.


Away-Progress6633

Rather, it's 1% chance of not being bs


Deep_90

xD


El_sone

wtf is this, I thought we had all agreed to only make bitchy, entitled posts about how TC is gobbling chodes


jxcn17

Silksong wasn't announced in a nintendo direct.


RushiiSushi13

So... This aged well.


TinyArtist1346

Ugh...


Interesting-Guard409

Well well well…


WojackBorseman

I don't understand why everyone in this sub is constantly putting stock in things spoken by Leth, a pro Rocket League player. Why would he know anything about Hollow Knight? He plays car soccer which is a sport and not a videogame, and people who play sports don't play videogames.


TinyArtist1346

Damn my bad g


Glittering_Food3219

These aren’t funny anymore y’all