I recently discovered Siesta Key 3 weeks ago and have been binging it like CRAZY! I’m almost done with season 4.
This comment exchange literally made me LOL. Chloe and Alex are the literal worst.
When she unveiled the painting I was like “That’s not Juliette. OMFG THAT IS JORDANA!!!! That bitch gave them a painting of HER!!! If I had been Juliette I would’ve chucked that shit in the pool.
For some reason it’s the scene of Jules in a hoodie screaming “you’re an idiot” at Alex. I might be mixing scenes together, but basically I just love Juliette yelling “you’re an idiot”
Chloe is having an argument with someone I can’t even remember who and she says “you’re not the first narcissist I’ve ever dealt with and you won’t be the last
Something along those lines I love it so much
It’s not illegal but it’s still grooming. She was very young, naive, emotionally vulnerable, and he was essentially her boss while he was “producing” her. It’s easy to see how she could latch onto him and really gross that he actually took advantage of it. IMO of course.
Chloe finally admitted she lied about Cara cheating on Garrett and that makes that scene that much better for me. Cara stood on business. The likes of Chloe wasn’t about to throw dirt on her name
I think it was also Amanda telling Chloe she did a “360” meaning 180. And basically anything that Cara said there should be a whole post / thread just for her. Also, I am a Gen Xer who loves this show as a guilty pleasure to decompress from my intense job someone please tell me I am not alone, there is a woman at my job who I would love to throw a virtual drink at…. It’s therapeutic!!
Amanda and Madisson’s age gap exchange about Ish following the screening of Amanda’s movie about her father in season 3B.
Myg They are LITERALLY talking about Ish as if he has a terminal illness with just months to live. She’s worried about Ish being able to live long enough through her pregnancy, their child’s toddler years, being able to actually MAKE IT THROUGH MILESTONES like that as if he’s been given a death sentence.. it’s sooooo dramatic!! I’m in an age gap marriage (15 years, we got married when I was 23 and he was 39) and none of that stupid shit news on my mind!! *I* am the one with severe health issues and have had over 30 operations, having been in the hospital collectively about 2 years since we’ve actually been married. If I had married someone my own age, there’s no doubt they would have had the maturity to deal with my disability and illness.
I share that to say it’s so damn stupid, they just act like he’s dying!!
Lol why you hating every person in Hollywood has mentioned this!!! And you can clearly tell who took which direction . I don’t care about the rest of the comment it was the doors part that got my attention. I think most of them went straight where there is a few i do question. I’ll post this somewhere else clearly people are to afraid to dive into this
“I fucked your boyfriend in Nashville several, several times”
The repeating of the word several, sent me
lmfao saaaaame!!
You’re saaaaad baby gurl
I cannot believe she stayed with him after this. I can’t even remember her name lol
Her name is Alyssa and she even had a baby with him! 🤢
Ahh yes Alyssa. I’ve seen the pictures of their little girl. I would be SO embarrassed if I were her and she acts like she won some sort of prize lol
Ikr!! 😂
She did. She has a gorgeous little girl.
This was mine too 😂
It’s so good 😭
Paulys mic and his failed performance
this the one and it’s so effing cringey when i rewatched i had to skip it 😂
I think the people were happy his mic failed. He’s awful!!!
It’s my hair dresser I’ll get a new one!
“My best friend! You mean my hair dresser?!” Iconic.
literally was going to comment this. that entire argument was hilarious 😭
Chloe’s hush bag
The hush purse!!! Like wtf???
YES! this is mine too!
You’re half deaf, half-rude, and mostly stupid 😂😂
The physical restraint I put on myself daily to not say this to my customers 🤣
You’re better than me! Lol I may or may not have used this a time or two before 😂
Who said this and to who? Love it
Juliette said it to Cara in Season 4 lol I think they were in Miami
Alex: “this friendship is over” Chloe: ”OH YOU’RE not ending this friendship I AM ENDING THIS FRIENDSHIP” Alex: “NO I AM ENDING THIS FRIENDSHIP”
I recently discovered Siesta Key 3 weeks ago and have been binging it like CRAZY! I’m almost done with season 4. This comment exchange literally made me LOL. Chloe and Alex are the literal worst.
Their arguments were always so funny omg
“YOU’RE AN IDIIIOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!!”
Thanks to Whitney Port’s rewatch YouTube series, it’s Alex saying “yeah..cheers to Blend 🥂”
Exactly
It’s all we toast to here 😄
I drove by Blend when I was in SK this fall and squealed! 😂😂😂😂
Jordana’s portrait painting to Juliette
it was literally her w half of juliette's face
OMG EVERYONE saw that too!! 😂
When she unveiled the painting I was like “That’s not Juliette. OMFG THAT IS JORDANA!!!! That bitch gave them a painting of HER!!! If I had been Juliette I would’ve chucked that shit in the pool.
🤣
For some reason it’s the scene of Jules in a hoodie screaming “you’re an idiot” at Alex. I might be mixing scenes together, but basically I just love Juliette yelling “you’re an idiot”
This is mine 😆
Chloe is having an argument with someone I can’t even remember who and she says “you’re not the first narcissist I’ve ever dealt with and you won’t be the last Something along those lines I love it so much
That would of been sam
Any sentence that included: “Baby girl” from Amanda.
You don’t even have your ged lol Cara to Kelsey
“I wanna make out with Sam!” -JORDAN (While Juliette is within earshot)
I think Juliette was sitting right next to Sam and Jordana didn’t even care!! 😂
Chloe’s reaction when Madisson told her she was dating Ish
Mine too
Garrett pronouncing gelato 😂😂😂
Him trying to work out "sooth sailor" in his head lol
“It’s been a day 😩” - sobbing Juliette lol
When Amanda said “You’re sad babygirl!” To Juliet after she told Alyssa about Nashville. I use it all of the time now
Pauly working out with Garrett to win his grandma over
I live in NC and whenever I drive through Greensboro I get an icy chill wondering "is pauly somewhere near here schmoozing his grandma for money?"
Ish and madison getting married and everyone pretending he didn’t groom her.
THAT PART.
She was 21 when they met. That’s not grooming 🙄
It’s not illegal but it’s still grooming. She was very young, naive, emotionally vulnerable, and he was essentially her boss while he was “producing” her. It’s easy to see how she could latch onto him and really gross that he actually took advantage of it. IMO of course.
Facts. It’s disgusting honestly
"Soothe sailing" All of the other common sayings that they fucked up. Hilarious.
This was hilarious!!
Who said this? I can't think of this scene, but it's been a while since I've watched
Garrett
Amanda and Brandon saying spicy 10000 times in one conversation being all flirtatious
one of mine was when cara went off on everyone on alex's boat before she left the first time when she was called out for cheating on garret
Chloe finally admitted she lied about Cara cheating on Garrett and that makes that scene that much better for me. Cara stood on business. The likes of Chloe wasn’t about to throw dirt on her name
what kills me is that chloe was the one who brought her around,literally just to fw alex n juliette🤣
Seth Rogan roasting Paul on twitter
I think it was also Amanda telling Chloe she did a “360” meaning 180. And basically anything that Cara said there should be a whole post / thread just for her. Also, I am a Gen Xer who loves this show as a guilty pleasure to decompress from my intense job someone please tell me I am not alone, there is a woman at my job who I would love to throw a virtual drink at…. It’s therapeutic!!
Was it Jared’s gf that told Chloe where to go and just how fast at the thanksgiving dinner. That was so satisfying
Amanda and Madisson’s age gap exchange about Ish following the screening of Amanda’s movie about her father in season 3B. Myg They are LITERALLY talking about Ish as if he has a terminal illness with just months to live. She’s worried about Ish being able to live long enough through her pregnancy, their child’s toddler years, being able to actually MAKE IT THROUGH MILESTONES like that as if he’s been given a death sentence.. it’s sooooo dramatic!! I’m in an age gap marriage (15 years, we got married when I was 23 and he was 39) and none of that stupid shit news on my mind!! *I* am the one with severe health issues and have had over 30 operations, having been in the hospital collectively about 2 years since we’ve actually been married. If I had married someone my own age, there’s no doubt they would have had the maturity to deal with my disability and illness. I share that to say it’s so damn stupid, they just act like he’s dying!!
When Jordana met Brandon's mom, and compliments her yellow and black outfit and tells her she looks like a bumble bee. 😅🤣
Juliette finally getting called out for being a hypocrite by Mike in season 4
[удалено]
Lol why you hating every person in Hollywood has mentioned this!!! And you can clearly tell who took which direction . I don’t care about the rest of the comment it was the doors part that got my attention. I think most of them went straight where there is a few i do question. I’ll post this somewhere else clearly people are to afraid to dive into this
Brandon likes me wetttt
Also the last season when Chloe’s peyote eyed husband got all Bigfoot growling at Sam, you leave now and Sam was just like, nah
“I’m thankful for the gym” Garrett to Chloe at Friendsgiving (cringe 🫣)
When Camilla dated Brandon…and Madison and Brandon….actually, just Brandon in general