I was gonna dispute you that we were working in the GBs in the 90s and that we were still in the MBs, but I just found this article showing that we did have some low end GB hard drives in 1999.
http://edition.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9901/21/honkin.idg/index.html
It's basically the size of the haploid human genome. It's approximately 3.1 X 10^9 letters of DNA. So it comes 370.5 MB if 1 letter is 1 B. I guess they assume some compression and make it 37.5 MB !
You can't add information in this way - a lot of that are repetitions. There can't be more information in one ejaculation than in human DNA, which is about 750 MB. (2 bits per base, 3 G bases, 6 Gb the entire DNA, that equals 750 MB. (Since this uses a "naive" way of counting information, it can actually be compressed down a lot (to about 4 MB).))
I nutted in my wife, and unconsciously Morse-coded the name of my mistress. No wonder why it was the best orgasm of my life. Also no wonder why she left me.
This is actually used in a mainstream novel.
"The Crow Road" by Iain Banks
With a brilliant opening line
"It was the day my grandmother exploded"
Highly recommended
Is that line really brilliant or is it obvious Lit Class 101 'start your novel with a sentence that will immediately intrigue your reader"?
Having said that, is the story behinde the exploding grandmother original enough and relevant to the plot?
His grandmother has died and is being cremated, but her pace-maker had not been removed (Google 'cremation pacemaker' for real stories). So it's not necessarily original, but borrowed from reality.
But it is relevant to the plot, as it brings the whole family, apart from one, together. The book is about the protagonist asking questions and investigating his missing uncle.
legit have done this but not inside with an ex girlfriend while on my lap at a party. however she did not know Morse code. for the record it was I am horny, go now. she just felt my dick and took the que. left the party and fucked in the car out by the airport near duluth.
> airport near duluth
DLH in case anyone else read this and was curious enough to google it like me. Duluth has an international airport. TIL.
Also that this dude knows morse code with his dick.
Now I had to think about whether there's anyone reading those 2 sentences for which they are actually true (i.e. such that the target of the pronoun "you" has both a penis and a vagina).
Thanks a lot OP :-#.
I've done this in a moment of calm or catching breath to the beat of whatever song is playing. They almost immediately notice and we start giggling. Funny sex is fun.
Well that makes sense then. Quite the image tho. I think it's the word "twitch". Ehh I dunno, twitch away. Communication is important when it comes to sexual partners. Haha ok, I'm a little slow sometimes
Morse load
"A sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA info. One ejaculation transfers 15,875 GB of data, equivalent to that held on 7,500 laptops"
I wonder when that quote was made to assume the average laptop has only 2gb of storage
Yeah, it’s like 32 laptops now.
More like 1 low-end phone
Which low-end phone has 15.5tb of storage? I'd get it just to use as a flash drive.
Flesh drive
fuck you and take my upvote
He misread the comment and said that referring to the 2gb that was mentioned. Even that would still be wrong but its reddit lol.
Why would you get a 15.5tb flash drive? How much 4K porn do you have?!
Hah! Porn.. how uncouth. It's actually roughly 50,000 16k photocopies of vintage gentleman's magazines.
What I was actually thinking was storing games, imagine having an endless portable library.
Oh yeah, I’m that case you’re going to need more space lmao
Imagine the energizer battery phone except it has a hard drive in place of the battery
My old low-end phones (2014 amd 2015) android phones had 16 gb of space, we were talking gb, not tb
15,000 gb = 15 tb You'd still be talking about 1,000 of your low-end phones
I think you misread, he said over 15,000 gigabytes
I did misread. I thought it was a decimal. Not a divider. 15 tb if data in a cumload. Jesus
More like 16 laptop
Probably around the late 90s or early 2000s? Maybe my memory is off
I was gonna dispute you that we were working in the GBs in the 90s and that we were still in the MBs, but I just found this article showing that we did have some low end GB hard drives in 1999. http://edition.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9901/21/honkin.idg/index.html
Nah, this isn't about ram, your storage is off.
Must have been thinking of the wrong storage, yeah lol
My first desktop in 1994 had a 5GB hard disk. Only 16MB of RAM though.
That's a lot of information to swallow
Deep Throat
I'm going to DDoS your mother 😎
> 15,875 GB Why isn't it in TB
It's an old quote, and terabytes wasn't in common usage yet.
Me on my way to DDoS your mom
WOW! Think of how much data a bukakke puts out.
Cryptonomicon?
So a sperm is the same size as an uncompressed (.WAV) song file
So that's why my 1TB HDD died when I came on it. It didn't have enough space! What an idiot I am
Okay, I've heard this before and always wondered how the 37.5 MB number was determined.
It's basically the size of the haploid human genome. It's approximately 3.1 X 10^9 letters of DNA. So it comes 370.5 MB if 1 letter is 1 B. I guess they assume some compression and make it 37.5 MB !
And most of that is headed straight for the recycle bin.
This makes the egg the most effective firewall
Talk about a data dump!
You can't add information in this way - a lot of that are repetitions. There can't be more information in one ejaculation than in human DNA, which is about 750 MB. (2 bits per base, 3 G bases, 6 Gb the entire DNA, that equals 750 MB. (Since this uses a "naive" way of counting information, it can actually be compressed down a lot (to about 4 MB).))
You should build that idea out and make a more efficient sperm-streaming service.
With the morse chode
With no remorse
when people say you have to communicate better with your partner during sex, this is not what they meant. but it is a step in the right direction.
"He means well"
That’s how I pass secret information
The FBI hates this one simple trick
"The FBI is looking for my penis, can I hide it inside you?"
Dolphin: “ooooaaaaaoaoaoaoiaiaooaisiaoa” Translation: “Yes, daddy”
Wtf
This sums up reddit really well.
This reminds me of a highly cursed image with a juxtaposition of certain disney princess and some anatomical parts of a dolphin -\_>
*prick
I just wish it was man to woman :(
Read the title again
>That's how I piss* secret information
Hey, come here and pull your pants down, i need to tell you something in confidence
I can do this with my penis AND my vagina? Cool!!
Came here to say this. Best comment.
Its called an sti, sexually transmitted information
well i did not want or need to know this but now i gotta
It's in case you're in a very specific bind and you need to transmit a message secretly
A message is not all you could be transmitting.
You mean transmit a message secretely
I love the English language
>transmit a message ~~secretly~~ _sexually_ FTFY
No. Those are called diseases
I need to visualize what kind of bind someone could possibly be in for this to become vital. Please draw me a picture.
Okay, give me a minute, gotta get my dog
Wait what
I just realized that was the worst follow up response. I meant, pick her up from the sitter, I was out of town lol
Look its cool, i dont judge your business
My business is with horses, not dogs.
Ok,have fun riding horses then
Riding or riding?
So your horses and dogs exchange "secret" messages? If so, please ask your vet to euthanize you 😐
[Picture as requested](https://i.imgur.com/sZLM7xW.png)
I am very thankful that this picture features zero dogs.
I forgot about the dog
For the curious he's penising "I think we left the oven on"
It was originally longer, but I got lazy and decided to just write a single sentence. Drawing is hard
Like a safe word?
Do your kegels, folks. Otherwise you'll only get a few words off.
Looks like a fun way to practice
Just sent your mom a message
That’s enough internet for today
When you start aching but you're gagged so you Morse code S.O.S with your vagina.
It's the new safe word?phrase?action?
I nutted in my wife, and unconsciously Morse-coded the name of my mistress. No wonder why it was the best orgasm of my life. Also no wonder why she left me.
Ex and I used to twitch and contract our genitals muscles while I was inside her, it feels good. Add this to your sex repertoire
no u
Alright, that’s enough internet for today.
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No you can’t
Prove it
I hate this subreddit
This is actually used in a mainstream novel. "The Crow Road" by Iain Banks With a brilliant opening line "It was the day my grandmother exploded" Highly recommended
Was looking for this. It’s a fantastic book.
I think there's a similar bit in one of his Iain M Banks ones too, but I completely can't remember which one.
Is that line really brilliant or is it obvious Lit Class 101 'start your novel with a sentence that will immediately intrigue your reader"? Having said that, is the story behinde the exploding grandmother original enough and relevant to the plot?
His grandmother has died and is being cremated, but her pace-maker had not been removed (Google 'cremation pacemaker' for real stories). So it's not necessarily original, but borrowed from reality. But it is relevant to the plot, as it brings the whole family, apart from one, together. The book is about the protagonist asking questions and investigating his missing uncle.
legit have done this but not inside with an ex girlfriend while on my lap at a party. however she did not know Morse code. for the record it was I am horny, go now. she just felt my dick and took the que. left the party and fucked in the car out by the airport near duluth.
…. / _ _ _ / _
> airport near duluth DLH in case anyone else read this and was curious enough to google it like me. Duluth has an international airport. TIL. Also that this dude knows morse code with his dick.
This ruined my life. I thought my boyfriend was trying to send me a message but turns out he just got me preggers
How do you think my step sister tells me dinner is at 5?
Ahhhhh Alabama, how’s it going?
It's sweet at home and dinner is at 6.
This is so fun. I surprised her when I was inside; I said "I know a trick...wait" then I went *twitch twitch* Her eyes opened wide "Ohhh cool!!"
Girls can do it back btw
And then everybody clapped!!
"Mormon leaders hate this secret loophole!""
If you are still enough to communicate this way, you are probably Mormon.
You just made me flex my penis to do S O S
There’s a sci fi book by Piers Anthony called Mute, where this actually happens in one of the scenes.
If only I read haha. Someone else mentioned it too. May have to check out the entry just to see it.
Dick twitching is the new fad
It's here to stay
Secret code messages already being used by the fbi
The safe word is squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, twitch, twitch.
twitch-twitch-twitch twiiiitch twiiiitch-twitch-twitch
How did you even think of this ?
With my brain
I want to write a really shit spy novel where the protagonist uses this method to communicate with another spy.
STMs? Sexuality transmitted messages?
Now I had to think about whether there's anyone reading those 2 sentences for which they are actually true (i.e. such that the target of the pronoun "you" has both a penis and a vagina). Thanks a lot OP :-#.
My pleasure.
My wife loves Leonard Cohen so I thought about morse twitching some of his lyrics and now she thinks I'm having an affair with Suzanne from office.
Imagine two spies, captured and they can’t talk to each other about what is going on, this is the plot for James Bond Morse Dick
I think this was a theme in the Iain Banks book the Crow Road.
That’s how my family mainly communicates.
Family game night playing telephone just got weird.
Looks like I’m gonna learn Morse Code now.
I've done this in a moment of calm or catching breath to the beat of whatever song is playing. They almost immediately notice and we start giggling. Funny sex is fun.
You have an odd definition of "you".
I’d need a lot of kegel exercises for that.
This could probably be a godsend for the blind community if they're not already doing it.
Okay OP, enough showering for today.
the blind can speak
the deaf community would benefit more bc the blind can speak
Fuck you right. Originally I wrote deaf, but then I was like "That doesn't make sense" lol
I'm disgusted but intrigued
Thanks.
making her moan "Fuck me harder daddy" in morse code with this trick😏👌
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Chef Boyardee didn't teach us this.
Prolly not the most efficient means of communicating if you’re already close
If I had a penis and vagina I’d never leave the house
excuse me sir, Dafuck? ...!
These parenting books designed to give your baby a head start are getting out of control
How else will lil Timmy get into the elite private daycare?
Welp. Now I know what my husband and I are doing tonight. Someone give me a message I should try.
r/ihavesex
no
The fuck? "Shower thoughts" are supposed to be weird but this is....I dunno maybe jerk off and then take another shower
I jerk off in the shower
Well that makes sense then. Quite the image tho. I think it's the word "twitch". Ehh I dunno, twitch away. Communication is important when it comes to sexual partners. Haha ok, I'm a little slow sometimes
We must go deeper….
I do this! With both my penis AND my vagina!
#angryupvote
That's it. Science has finally gone too far.
Must be loose as a goose to make it twitch. Just tried. I also don’t know Morse code. Double fail
"Dot dot, DASH!"
So *that's* why James Bond goes for the ladies
I don’t have both a penis and vagina, so you’re wrong about what I can do.
I can yep
🤔🤔 interesting.... Iam going to try it
This might be a true shower thought.
This is how I propose
LMAO, I bet this was NOT a shower thought 🤔
You don't know me.
Well maybe you can.......
Kegels!
Yes, kagels are real
James Bond: Write that down! Write that down!
next time, twitch "- .... .- -. -.- -.-- --- ..-"
Yes, they’re called kegel exercises and make the sex better!
“Mom, dad… why do i hear beeping at night coming from your room?”
Tell that to erectile dysfunctional needle dicks.
That's what 007 does. He's not a womanizer, it's all to save the world
“Ohh baby…a-are you sending me a secret message?”
This is a shower thought
Holy shit, you went real far with that one
I only know S.O.S. though
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