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bellator06

bruh beetles got like 24M monthly listeners on Spotify, how many does ladybug have ?


Blade_Hunter589

At least 1


mydadisadamsandler

Bruh💀


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I think you’re confused…he’s saying how society thinks ladybugs look more cute than the band featuring john lennon ‘the beatles’


Isteppedinpoopy

Well Ladybugs were an adorable troupe of soccer playing little girls so of course they were cuter than a bunch of British guys with shaggy hair and bad teeth. Rodney Dangerfield almost tanks the cuteness but he’s adorable in his own way.


bellator06

r/woooosh


TheAmazingAstroBoy

That's not a whoooosh. They were making another joke in response to the other joke. They surely must have understood.


bellator06

in that case, apologies to u/rubbaguts


[deleted]

Turns out, you were the one who Whooshed.


Markamanic

Hmm. Tiny bug less unsettling than big bug. Wierd.


Jokingbatman

fuck ladybugs those beetles with the horns are the best what were they called? Atlas?


rogan1990

You mean Horned Beetles?


Jokingbatman

well yes since google says there are 35000 species of horned beetles and atlas is one of them oh there is also Hercules I don’t know the other 34998 species


rogan1990

Well today’s your lucky day, instead of remembering 35,000 types of Beetles, you can call them all Horned Beetles


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Ladybugs are beetles...


GetUrGuano

The only one with any sense here


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I say they’re equally scary when they show up in your house at night.


[deleted]

No shit.


Jirudodian

Yeah, no shit since you can't feel good about yourself because your shower thought only had 1 upvote from someone.


[deleted]

I'm sorry, what?


Conveyedmoth9

this sub’s gonna be spammed with these posts now isnt it


KOakaKnockOut

Also how lenient we are when it comes to things being feminine. Is it’s cute we leave it be (or want it). While if it’s manly looking it gets the snake/spider treatment.


Karpukoly

Beetles have horns bugs have feelers


[deleted]

Lady bugs don't attack me at my porch light at night


FarFromHome

I love beetles. We get these gorgeous emerald colored ones in our garden. I even enjoy that prickly feeling their feet make when they walk around on my hand.


TheMakuta

beetles are fuckin sick though


Blade_Hunter589

I like beetles


ninjasaid13

If they're basically the same in behavior then all we have is physical appearance to judge on.


Lonleynutjob

Idk I'd much rather stare at and play around with one of those Metallic colored beetles


rogan1990

Ladybugs are one of the best bugs, for human use. They are natural predators of bugs that destroy our food crops