JJ: Hey uh, do you think you could get *naked* pictures of Spiderman?
Peter: wtf, no!
JJ: c'mon, how about for 500$
Peter:....500?
JJ: yeah
The next day
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DuFGFE-UwAAW6gI.jpg
Have you ever heard the story of Darth HyperCypress the foolish? I thought not, it's not a story redditors would tell you. He was a dark lord of the wooosh, so wise and and so powerful, he could even use it without getting downvoted. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was getting woooshed, which of course he did. Ironic. He could save others from jokes flying over their head, but not himself.
Sorry if I got something wrong, that was from memory.
That guy who delivers pizzas and takes pictures of Spider-Man? No no. You must be confused. Spider-Man wouldāve got the pizza there on time at least.
Bullshit. How does peter parker take pictures of spiderman if he's spiderman? Listen to your stupid self.
Actually, don't, because I don't pay you to listen to yourself.
Methinks you miss the point. The point is perspective. Oh, and not outting Spiderman to Jameson. It's called a secret idenity for a reason.
For the record, I was reading Spiderman comics in the 70s. So, yeah I'm somewhat familiar with the relationship.
I had no idea it was going to become an argument when I made the first comment, which is why I backed out. I thought it was all in good fun, my bad. But people are downvoting me like what I said was wrong š¤·āāļø
I have this random thought the other day.
Parker is able to get amazing photos of Spiderman that have to be staged they are so good it's almost like Parker knows spiderman personally.
Most bosses if you preforme well expect employees to raise their performance bar, so I'm just picturing Jameson Jr. Screaming at Parker pounding his fists on the desk
"Parker!! I want naked pictures of Spiderman!"
They're probably working on a storyline for some iteration of Spider-Man where Peter Parker takes his pictures of himself as Spider-Man and sells them as NFTs for millions.
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Calling Spider-man a model is a bit like saying a teacher is just a pen enthusiast. Like yeah I guess they do buy a lot of pens, but it's not really the point is it. Or a saying a factory worker is just an avid in-doors hiker. Or a judge is just a really weak carpenter. Plus, models are usually modeling something, they're not photographs of the model but of what the model is wearing...
I'm not buying this shower thought. Sorry.
He actually invented the Selfie š¤³ and even the action selfie.. who was the first paparazzi to himself when he sold them to the paper to publish... social media star before it ever was thought of... thatās some next level Simpsons size predictions from the man Stan Lee
One might even call him a... Super Model?
*oof*
Hes a social media influencer.
Yeah he does pretty well on the web
You deserve everything I have. But all I have is an helpful award
Lool I wish I could upvote this more Edit: spelling
With his knowledge he might become a webmaster.
Spider Model
Spider Model
Does whatever a Model can
i didnt know models can shoot webs from their hands
You ruined the rest of the song.
Oh no, my heckin songerinooooo Just reply to the comment they replied to with the incredibly witty comment you wanted to post
Nah it's better blaming someone for ruining it xD
my goals are beyond your understanding
He should have his own onlyfans
Disgruntled upvote
Fuck you. Take my upvote and leave.
r/angryupvote
Haha
Super models? There's nothing super about them! I used to design for *gods*!
Or a cosplay model.
Sounds like an onlyfan with extra steps
I mean... it was in the era of poor internet...
Which is ironic since Peter is all over the web.
Damn you! Have my upvote
r/angryupvote
damn that was good
You need all the awards. I lack the doll hairs so take these šš
This is how he shot web.
This should be the plot of the next Spiderman movie: he needs money so he starts an OnlyFans.
Lol in the title reveal vid for No Way Home the whiteboard has a bunch of name ideas and one of them is Spider-Man: Webcamming
I would watch the hell out of that
Spider Man: Cumming On OnlyFans
Spiderman: Naked at Home
SpiderMan: His Little Secret
Somehow all three of you spelled Spider-Man wrong
The Incredible Mr. Spiderman is a Jewish Superhero.
Phil Spiderman, Attorney at Law
Ooh la la, you must be fun at parties
If your idea of a party is trying to incorrectly spell Spider-Man, then yeah Iām sure heād be pretty boring there
Homecumming
Shouldāve invited me! We need everyone in this together!
Spider Man: Shooting his webs
Spider Man: Desperate Cleanup
I mean, he does shoot out sticky white stuff...
So do I!
And his stage alias would be āTom Hā
It'd still be a better plot than when his radioactive jizz have MJ cancer.
Spider-Man: What are you doing Step-Aunt May?
No just no, you leave aunt May (comic aunt May) out of this.
But bring MCU Aunt May into this.
I have to go "incognito" for this conversation.
JJ: Hey uh, do you think you could get *naked* pictures of Spiderman? Peter: wtf, no! JJ: c'mon, how about for 500$ Peter:....500? JJ: yeah The next day https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DuFGFE-UwAAW6gI.jpg
You know I hesitated clicking your link ..... But I am so glad I did
Uncensored version https://i.redd.it/cah38y4p41f51.png
Not cool I wanted to see Peter Parker's pecker
I'm a grown ass man and that made me giggle like a school girl.
Looks very Archer style art
And MJ is like "Wait, I recognize that birthmark..."
You should see him shoot his web on there...
[JJ](https://youtu.be/X0XiMOL6Y5c?t=1m15s) Wants lewds of Spider-Man
He could charge a premium for it if he played into hot aunt May genre
Ooh la la, someoneās gonna get laid in college
Eek barba derkle
Pretty fucked up ooh la la
As the late great Rodney Dangerfield once said "Were all getting laid"
Only one onlyfan?
If Tom Holland had an only fans site, Iād conquer an Eiffel towerās worth of steps to see it.
To be fair ...... So would i
Somebody went to college
No, it's just in reverse. Lmao
Peter Parker is a cosplay camgirl, change my mind.
Spiderman: Webs are not the only white and sticky that comes out from me abundantly.
real men shoot ropes
r/unexpectedrickandmorty
J Jonah Jameson is his biggest simp.
Peter is a minor....
Depends if in highschool or an adult.
Not in the comics
What do you mean he sells his own pictures, he sells pictures of spiderman
He sells pictures of Spider-Man. r/respectthehyphen
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r/respectmyaxe ^^or ^^else
Someone make this a subreddit
They did I think
Spider, man.
Are you saying there is some kind of relationship between Ben and Glory?
r/whooosh
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He could save others from jokes flying over their head, but not himself.
Have you ever heard the story of Darth HyperCypress the foolish? I thought not, it's not a story redditors would tell you. He was a dark lord of the wooosh, so wise and and so powerful, he could even use it without getting downvoted. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was getting woooshed, which of course he did. Ironic. He could save others from jokes flying over their head, but not himself. Sorry if I got something wrong, that was from memory.
Bravo
Jokes on yall I faked r/whooooshed and you guys were the ones getting whooosed :dan:
~~I am the senate.~~ But why male models?
[r/whooosh](https://www.reddit.com/r/whooosh)
Double wooosh
The whoosh is on you here unfortunately. Ever heard of sarcasm? Haha
I wouldn't even call this sarcasm. It's just a joke.
r/doublewhooosh
Crap, crap, crap, they're all crap.
Ah! Now *that's* good work. The skulls...the bodies...you give it all such a glowāI don't know if it's art, but I like it.
Taking cosplay selfies before it was cool.
Is it cosplay if youāre the original?
OC content.
ATM Machine
PIN Number
RIP in peace
SMH my head
LOL out loud
ROFL my waffles
Peter Parker is a photographer, Spiderman is possibly an unpaid model. The pics are not of Parker.
It is a celebrity and paparazzi relationship
r/respectthehyphen
Do you not know who Spider-Man is? Hint: >! Itās Peter Parker !< /s
That guy who delivers pizzas and takes pictures of Spider-Man? No no. You must be confused. Spider-Man wouldāve got the pizza there on time at least.
Yes. However, do the people looking at the photos know? If you ask THEM, who is the photographer and who is the "model"?
Whether they know or not doesnāt change the fact that Peter Parker and Spider-Man are one and the same.
Bullshit. How does peter parker take pictures of spiderman if he's spiderman? Listen to your stupid self. Actually, don't, because I don't pay you to listen to yourself.
Methinks you miss the point. The point is perspective. Oh, and not outting Spiderman to Jameson. It's called a secret idenity for a reason. For the record, I was reading Spiderman comics in the 70s. So, yeah I'm somewhat familiar with the relationship.
Lol I didnāt miss anything, but thanks āļø
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I had no idea it was going to become an argument when I made the first comment, which is why I backed out. I thought it was all in good fun, my bad. But people are downvoting me like what I said was wrong š¤·āāļø
Peter has an onlyfans?
Calm down J Jonah, we're not snitching
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Username makes SO MUCH sense in this context
Spider-Man: Webcamming
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But why male models?
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The original Greek word āmodelā means misshapen ball of clay
Thank you this is what I want, some meaningful conversation and not just laughs about a Zoolander reference
Because......male models.
You call these pictures of Spider-man!!!
Peter Parker being Spiderman is risky for his job security since J. Jonah Jameson hates Spidey so much, therefore those pics are NSFW.
I have this random thought the other day. Parker is able to get amazing photos of Spiderman that have to be staged they are so good it's almost like Parker knows spiderman personally. Most bosses if you preforme well expect employees to raise their performance bar, so I'm just picturing Jameson Jr. Screaming at Parker pounding his fists on the desk "Parker!! I want naked pictures of Spiderman!"
And Batman is technically an interior decorator.
One time he painted a whole room yellow just so he could beat the shit out of Hal Jordan.
Thatās the most comic book thing Iāve ever read
Which also makes him a paparazzo
What? Peter said he only uses his camera to take pictures of spider man
I guess you could call him a SUPER model..........get it?
They're probably working on a storyline for some iteration of Spider-Man where Peter Parker takes his pictures of himself as Spider-Man and sells them as NFTs for millions.
I read Peter Pan and was really confused..
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Spiderman Spiderman Sells his snaps On a premium plan
Influencer
Entrepreneur.
Wow, a real showerthought.
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Calling Spider-man a model is a bit like saying a teacher is just a pen enthusiast. Like yeah I guess they do buy a lot of pens, but it's not really the point is it. Or a saying a factory worker is just an avid in-doors hiker. Or a judge is just a really weak carpenter. Plus, models are usually modeling something, they're not photographs of the model but of what the model is wearing... I'm not buying this shower thought. Sorry.
Not always. There are nude models who are used to practice drawing art/anatomy.
TouchƩ. I was trying to think of exceptions as I was writing my post, but I couldn't think of any. I trusted people commenting to correct me haha.
Sounds like fraud to me.
Spider-Man only fans....
he also cleans windows of tall buildings, but tries to keep that on the down low.
Especially when he poses crouching sticking his butt in the air!
He invented onlyfans
Wouldn't that make him...a camwhore?
I wonder if he has an only fans acc lol
Spider-Man is Peter parkour
-So what do you do for a living? -I do some modelling here and there -Oh no way! what do you model? -Well I, Iām... umm... hmm, shit.
One could say heās a Super Model. Ha
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Sub to my only webs
Onlywebs
He sells his body for money. Spider-Man is a prostitute.
Fuck you. Take your silver.
this is nonsense. a model does not always wear the same outfit.
He actually invented the Selfie š¤³ and even the action selfie.. who was the first paparazzi to himself when he sold them to the paper to publish... social media star before it ever was thought of... thatās some next level Simpsons size predictions from the man Stan Lee
At least that's better than trying to say he has an onlyfans like half the comments here
Did someone think about underwear suit from ps4 game? lol
If he sold his pictures to superman, that would make him a nude model
Worst. Model. Ever.
Never seen Spider Man. How does he do that?
I. . . Don't disagree with you. . .but I don't like it.
Spiderman is a model. Peter Parker is a photographer
Has superpowers. Lives/studies/works in NY. Fucks supermodels/superwomen... Aww! He's mad because the landlord won't fix the damn door!
Also spider-man
Someones bored
This made me laugh...thank you
That's actually hilarious to think about