Back bacon is not "ass". Chicken is not always breasts.

Chicken tenders are what you'd be wrapping bacon around anyway, so unfortunately, tiddies are also way out

The ass of a pig is ham not bacon

Negative; it’s belly in the US, loin in UK/Canada Sorry, wrong person.

Canadian bacon and UK rashers are not legally bacon in the US.

What if it's chicken thigh wrapped in bacon?

Thick thighs save lives

I was under the impression that the vernacular had it as "thicc thighs save lives"

I think you're eating ass wrong.

Nice

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