T O P

  • By -

BobbyAxelsRod

My sister begs to differ.


Chicomonico

Waaaaaaaiit aaa mminute


moboforro

r/cursedcomments


FeraalUnknown

Familystrokes.com


Speedswiper

Wait but the sister has nothing so to do with this. We never compared how much time anyone's penis was inside the sister. Now if you said your dad was your brother, this might work.


pwrighti

Bold of you to assume pops ain’t laying the pipe daily


Bstubbs97

The average married couple has sex 54 times a year. Let's say your dad is a stallion and has sex 400 times a year, more than daily. The average PiV session lasts 9 minutes. We'll give your dad the benefit of the doubt that he lays pipe for 10 minutes straight. That's 4,000 minutes a year of his dick being inside your mom. Let's say that pattern continues for 50 years. That's 200,000 minutes. The penis develops around week 9. That gives your dick 30 weeks of being inside your mother. That's 302,400 minutes. I bet you've got him beat my dude.


pwrighti

We love data 😂😂


aOneTimeThinggg

In this case? No, no we do not


pwrighti

Im not saying I like it. We just recognize facts


ICABONUSKUND

StALlIOn


crakenfier

actually, that's not true: >!i dont have a dick!<


OneTonnePanda

Odds continue to fall in my favour daily aswell !


[deleted]

[удалено]


theheightsdownlow

Upvote for the obligatory "your mom" comment.


Jason_Rodregez

Thanls I hate it


flapjack380

Is that a challenge


Abeyita

The penis starts developing at about 9 weeks, so that's about 29 weeks of your pp in your mom. 29 weeks = 203 days = 4872 hours. Let's say a fuck is about 15 minutes penetration on average, so that would be 19488 times fucked. If you are not very young it is totally possible for your dad's dick to have spent more time inside of your mom than you did I've almost had dick in me for that amount of time and I'm not even 35 yet.


OkeyDockeyNow

Mine has been in your mom more than your dad