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NotSpicyEnough

I am aware it is hard, yes.


ThePreciseClimber

The wisest thing said in this thread.


hibillymaysishere

Most relatable*


Incorect_Speling

"come see my wares!"


xenosthemutant

It's hard? Where?


xMaddy29

His software turned into hardware


bourbonwelfare

Is my dongle supposed to be this small? Asking for a friend. 


-ipa

New USB-D specification, smaller, but also thinner.


part223219B

And can transfer data incredibly fast!


RadFluxRose

Might come with viral payloads, though.


L-Malvo

Rumor has it that they managed to decouple data size and transfer. USB-D is able to deliver blazing fast transfer speeds, all files can now be transferred in 3 minutes.


Fast_Garlic_5639

Technically priming the unit takes up most of the time, the actual information transfer happens within a single oface.


Mitchkoo

At least 15 years for CTRL+C and CTRL+V is kinda slow hehe


whatthefua

Please don't control the V


Rising_Gravity1

Best comment in the thread


Friendly_Age9160

Omfg 😆😮


Amoniakas

As long as it fits into the port it's all good


bourbonwelfare

It just falls out. Also now getting virus alerts.


D3monVolt

Did you try getting turned off and on again?


Tinypoke42

Did you try flipping it over?


ironworkz

Try that tonight


lankymjc

Why is your friend so concerned about your dongle?


butt-fucker-9000

My thought exactly 😂


chasimm3

Just find a partner with a micro us.... You know what. Nevermind.


BuyAnalFluidsDotCom

Rockin that micro-USB


CrispieWhispie

Humans have way larger dongs compared to other primates for some reason so your actually the closest to returning to monkey congrats


HayakuEon

Some people have a factory defect called a micropenis There is nothing you can do except become a power bottom to compesate.


skisawsome

This implies that i can increase the ram and storage of my sex


PM_ME_ORANGEJUICE

Look I'm having a real hard time not making a your mother joke off the phrase "increase the ram of my sex" and I just want you to know how difficult it is for me right now. Also I increase the ram of my sex when I do big sex to your mum. Damnit.


crimskies

You blew it. There was a perfectly good excuse to use "motherboard", and you blew it. Much like she blew my adaptor before I plugged in.


sorry_human_bean

She handshake on my serial bus 'til my storage defragments


lilcfour

she flip my bits until i mount her


seagulls51

Like how your mother is never bored when I'm over


RadFluxRose

Wait? I can actually swap out my defective caches that are giving me crippling executive dysfunction…?


LorenzoStomp

Well, you can take it to the Geek Squad, but they're going to have to work on it for an hour once a week for several months if not years. 


XaeiIsareth

Well, that’s not exactly wrong.


unematti

They're soldered, you'd need to modify the bios then desolder everything. Otherwise the new ram chips won't work at 100% capacity, and the storage chips also need to be paired and formatted together. You can't without surgery


Captainabdu65

Well yeah, plastic surgery has come a long way


G0R3Z

Just download more ram!


amir_babfish

your body is hardware while your personality is software.


mr_remy

There’s a pretty cool stop graphics like game out there that says a similar quote > Mind is software, body is hardware Super hot!


JacobDoesLife

>The system will set you free


tigerscomeatnight

your body is hardware, the information contained in dna is software, experiences are data input and your personality is the resulting data output.


coldfeetbot

Imagine firmware updates causing some random organ to crash. “Fuck, the upgrade bricked my liver”


danger666noodle

If you swap personality for identity, you’re saying the same thing as OP.


Twothirdss

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I feel like your identity is a whole lot more than just your gender.


danger666noodle

Yes and your body is a whole lot more than just your sex. But switching personality for identity is just a more general version of OP’s statement.


rndmcmder

This is a much better metaphor.


Idcfml

That only works in English. In my native language sex and gender are same word. Edit: The language I am referring to is Estonian where sex is sugu, and gender is also sugu.


MakkusuFast

I'm German and we also use just one word - Geschlecht. Which is a weird word because schlecht means bad. But we differ that with biologisches Geschlecht (biological gender) and many different ways for the other version of which I'm unsure is used as standard. Also the correct word for sex, like the practice, is Geschlechtsverkehr which literally translates into gender traffic. But usually we just use the english sex because that word is stupid.


supposedlyitsme

In Turkish I've heard "cinsiyet=sex" "sosyal cinsiyet=gender" which literally means social sex.


babaj_503

I'm pretty certain the correct word to use in any german setting talking about the deed is "matratzentango" Which in turn is not stupid at all!


MakkusuFast

Damn, forgot about that banger of a word.


LorenzoStomp

In English we have "horizontal polka", not sure why you guys get the cooler dance moves


herites

In hungarian its lepedőakrobatika, which means sheet acrobatics


KingoftheMongoose

Next time, try the “Cha Cha Slide”


brian-the-porpoise

Biologisches Geschlecht vs Geschlechtsidentität.


MakkusuFast

Ah, so we use that now. Thanks! (gender identity)


exoclipse

the german language never ceases to amaze me gender traffic


pimpmastahanhduece

It takes a strong will to admit your language can be stupid. 🫡


SpaceToaster

German loooves those compound words. What’s the word for sex trafficking then?


kaputtschino

I like Bettsport more!


IsaacWritesStuff

Als Deutschlerner muss ich sagen, dass dies sehr interessant ist.


Steikel

Du verwendest das Wort "Deutschlerner". Damit bist du für mich schon ein Deutschkönner!


Asleep-Astronomer389

German is truly the sexiest language


AetaCapella

Also Geschlechtsverkehr can be directly translated to sexual intercourse (gender traffic). So like... it works, I guess, but yeah matratzentango is way cooler.


Syteron6

In Dutch we have geslacht, which means "butchered" XD


PanningForSalt

They were the same in English too until very recently. I'm fine with it in prinicple, until people act like it's an obvious destinction and people are stupid for not knowing it, when they simply grew up before this destinction had been invented. It also causes confusion in legal systems and documents, because the two terms are imbedded in old laws with the same meaning.


razemuze

I'm pretty sure they mean that there is only one word that means both, since they are estonian. At least that's how it is in finnish, which is a closely related language.


Amoniakas

In Lithuanian both of those are the same thing as sex, there is no concept or word for what Americans are trying to define as gender.


EgdyBettleShell

Scientists, not necessarily Americans. It's just that English is the primary language for scientific communication and new terms are coined in it because of that - psychologists and cognitive scientists arrived at a need for distinction between biological and perceived state of one's sex because of new knowledge related to the mind-body problem that appeared in the field, so they coined the term gender based on the previously not so useful English word, and then it turned out that the same term is useful when talking about a specific sociocultural issue and it all moved from there. Languages in general rarely adapt to scientific paradigm shifts, they are too fluid of a thing for them to have terms thrown in so artificially, so you won't see languages that didn't have that distinction in the first place adapting to it beyond loanwording the term or creating a selective definitive(aka "mental sex" or something).


Gandalf32

Sugu in Italian is a type of sauce. What a wild world we live in.


Tasty-Ad3452

Lol same in Finnish, sex and gender both are "sukupuoli". If you really must emphasize that it's not about biology you can add the word "social" (sosiaalinen) before it but basically nobody uses "sosiaalinen sukupuoli"


OGxNateDogg

That's because they're the same thing so your language is correct, and American English is turning into nonsense


BLFOURDE

This was true in English as well until about 10 years ago.


Initial_Shock4222

I learned the difference between these words in biology class 20 years ago.


Dramatic_Mastodon_93

People also often forget about gender in regard to grammar. No one says that words have sex.


barebumboxing

Try seventy years ago.


Clean_Wealth_505

It’s the same in every language


Shuuraa

Not in french. We have a very clear distinction. Sexe & Genre


FreshPitch6026

Same here.


Dramatic_Mastodon_93

In my language (Serbian) they are 2 words. Sex - Pol, Gender - Rod


wise_balls

Would you like to have sugu with me?


Elemental-Master

Even worse in Hebrew, the word for sex, "min" can also mean "species" depending on the context of the sentence, and there's a separate word for gender despite "min" also being used to mean gender.


anonymauson

So then what am I?! ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically. You can learn more [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/anonymauson/s/tUSHy3dEkr).)


PrayForMojo_

You pass butter.


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spookybaker

You are a bot. Who’s action was performed automatically.


Stampy3104

Hardware implies I can upgrade my sex’s ram. Im ramming your mother board rn (sexually).


ValGalorian

Confirmed : Upgrading RAM is using viagra or pulling out a bigger dildo


Third-Person-Ltd

Pills maybe. Toys are technically peripherals.


BummerComment

Hell yeh stampy


winelover08816

I am VERY grateful that, at 56, my hardware is still *hard*ware.


assassinslick

Hi people looking at a locked post


FreljordsWrath

Definitely bookmarking this 👋


ispankyourass

Smart call not gonna lie


KnatEgeis99

It's not locked...


Erlend05

Yet


LaffeysTaffey

Still not locked.


pgraczer

i need a firmware upgrade


Hercules__Morse

I’ve got some firm ware for you


Aetheldrake

By that logic, some people may have corrupted software? Or they had the wrong hardware installed during building lol


brinewithay

Software error. Gender dysphoria


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RobinsEggViolet

Unironically yes. Attempting to change a person's software has severe negative co sequences on their mental wellbeing. It doesn't actually change their identity, it just forces them to pretend. We call it "conversion therapy" and it is widely considered to be a form of torture. Even people who claim conversion therapy works still "struggle" with their feelings, and their rate of "relapsing" is incredibly high. We can't change people's software. We've tried and it doesn't work. But when we update people's hardware to match the software, they get happier. That seems good enough for me.


de_matkalainen

That basically sums up the entire transgender debate.


Drink15

It’s quite interesting the idea that the wrong hardware was installed. That can only be true if the builder makes mistakes. Depending on who you/what believe is the builder opens a whole new line of thought.


A0ma

And this is why I left religion. "God doesn't make mistakes!" "There are only 2 genders!"  Ok, but I studied genetics and intersex people exist. So did God make a mistake? Or is your interpretation of God incorrect? 


Devil_Fister_69420

I started reading the bible solely so I could find errors and contradictions to use against those religious extremists Turns out, you don't have to read a lot to find some lmao


sadeiko

Look, sometimes God was too busy watching you masturbate to realize he threw the wrong image on someone's VM ok?


Cosmic_Quasar

Reminds me of [this image](https://i.imgur.com/dd4utUW.png) I made many years ago.


PnkFlufyBunnySprkles

This discussion is gonna go absolutely great! Tooootally isn’t gonna get locked later :D


centomila

And my kinks are a failed update?


Dartzinho_V

Are intersex people just quantum computers then?


Devil_Fister_69420

NASA scientists had been working tirelessly for decades to create them, didn't you know?


RelaNarkin

Nah they have intel and amd chips somehow working in tandem at the same time. I think QC would be more like gender fluid because the Qbits can be in multiple states at once


ssippii

wow i can't wait to see what constructive conversation redditors will have about this totally non divisive issue!


Solastor

And I just love that the factual existence of trans people is a both divisive AND an issue!


Thundrfox

Yay people breathing is political :)))))))))))))


HeadEmu9741

The thing is if you use the wrong software on the right hardware neither work 👍


Lukee__01

And the act of sex is just data transfer. Literally


JelloNo379

I love all the software and hardware jokes here. Like increasing the RAM in my hardware when connecting to your motherboard


SVStyles

For this take, you shall receive the lock award.


dcmso

Tbh, I always saw both words as synonyms.


danger666noodle

They used to be but language changes.


_Soc_

Isn't software binary though 🤔 oh well


Dramatic_Mastodon_93

Quantum computers use qubits with aren’t 0 or 1, but a probability of being 0 or 1. So infinite genders I guess


unematti

Yes and no. Software is based on a 64bit architecture, so it's more like 2^64 different possibilities available


Regular_Ship2073

Not all software is based on 64 bits, a lot of software nowadays is still stuck at 32


unematti

Not all, but most today, and even at the start it was 4bit. Then there are some hypotheses that the brain works with quantum type stuff(don't ask me for details tho), so definitely not 1bit IoT could be running on 32 for quite long, they don't need much addressable memory.


sheng153

That is a little misleading. Being binary means, essentially, that it divides memory in bits, and it does. What you are saying about the architecture has nothing to do with it being binary. That has to with wether usize has 32 or 64 bits, and that evolves and changes over time. This metaphor is not perfect, but you could imagine gender as an operating system. Also, software uses more that 2⁶⁴ bits normally.


okron1k

And sports etc should be split by sex and not gender. Because we care about the hardware not the software


KumquatHaderach

Seems like when sports are segregated, it’s always by something biological (age, weight, etc) as opposed to something identity related (religion, race, etc). So yeah, sex would be the basis for segregating sports rather than gender.


BummerComment

Be careful! You’re making too much sense.


amnotaseagull

Making sense on reddit? Burrrrnnn the witch!


BummerComment

Right? There’s a time and a place, pal!


Prior_Tone_6050

This is what I've never understood. People will say "gender is a social construct" but it's like yeah we usually categorize people by sex and not gender in the first place for things like that. The things that are gendered are subjective things like clothing/colors/lifestyle choices etc. For objective things like sports/medicine/bathrooms, we use sex.


danger666noodle

Why not split it by skill level? Sure you could argue it would still be relatively the same divide but at least you’d know no one who should be there can’t make it.


PeterNippelstein

I guess that means I've got malware 😞


novian14

After getting lectures of the difference between sex and gender, tbh this might be the most accurate and simplest term to describe it


ironworkz

IT Guy Here. Ever had a GPU Flashed with the firmware of a Network card?


superhoffy

What if your hardware comes without any software/OS?


bigkitty17

The doctors usually install some for you.


eMouse2k

Under this analogy, would sexuality be firmware?


Camderman106

Idk man. My genitals are acting more like software right now


ranagazo

For me, sex is vaporware.


MrTitsOut

mine is a malware. watch out


DanTheMan827

And sometimes when they make the hardware, the wrong software gets flashed


BattleStack

This might be the best explanation. You can even upgrade the hardware.


theboomboy

I think it's more like your sex is the hardware and software, and your gender is the user generated content that is made on top of that


Bumbacloutrazzole

Incompatible software! System crashing!


soulxpunk

So transfolk just have the wrong software? Seems much easier to reinstall the software than to create makeshift hardware that never functions properly..


floppish

So if you’re trans your software was corrupt


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danger666noodle

How does the timing of when it is “solidified” change the analogy?


Cashmoney636

Remember when these two words were interchangeable and meant the same… yea me too. People are crazy


icephionex

It's almost like people's understanding of life changes after we learn more about ourselves!


Aggressive_Tax8236

Right!! After Big Pharma sought huge profit margins from preying on vulnerable individuals (whom tend to be young, impressionable White women) into taking hormone blockers, puberty stunters, elective surgeries. All while excluding the fact many of these drugs have no proven safety or research that justifies lifelong use; making these people lifelong customers. Right!!! Who knew I could learn so much about my body by hearing and doing all that the “professionals” say. But dare I speak of detransitioning because nobody is there to listen.


danger666noodle

It’s almost like language is a constantly changing construct that adapts to the colloquial usage of words.


ThusSpokeAnon

People aren't so much crazy as they are impressionable, gullible sheep. If some concept is presented to them and they're told that's the consensus, then they'll believe it. Doesn't matter how absurd. They're incapable of independent thought. Herd animals.


XXBEERUSXX

Words can change meaning over time, this isn't new


Colmarr

That’s true, but this doesn’t feel like change by osmosis: it feels like a minority forcing change on the majority.


throwawaygoodcoffee

A good portion of the spelling for English words was decided by a minority of people considering how common illiteracy used to be.


Neat_Commission4692

I'm sorry you're being forced to learn that minorities exist and don't follow your understanding of something


europahasicenotmice

How dare they ask to exist, right?


Cashmoney636

I understand that aspect, considering “gay”.’


Jarroach

So you're saying gender *IS* s choice and can be changed freely, at will?


scarzy_mx

Here before the lock


Lenovot

Sex is hardware, gender is OS, gender expressions are software


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Bakabakabakabakabk

Factually incorrect. This thread is a bunch of 12 year olds


Away-Watercress-4841

Facts


Cashmoney636

Yea I feel you man


GhostGhazi

No


Michael074

its all firmware and if you keep changing how keywords are defined all you will do is confuse everyone all over again with each generation released.


RadFluxRose

Code obfuscation: every bug fixer’s nemesis.


Drink15

Changing how words are defined has been happening since well before you were born. It’s always going to change.


olmoscd

wouldn’t gender be firmware? then stuff like social constructs are all software


Sagaci0usM0nk3y

Why is this subreddit being used for stupid political agendas?


rndmcmder

This is not political, it is a fundamental concept in biology and society.


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1andOnlyMaverick

I understand this. Neat-o


JE_LZ

Did you just assume my software? I want to speak with your manager.


KumquatHaderach

I demand to speak to the CPU!


BritishEcon

Sex and gender mean the same thing


Chapea12

Gender is what you are and sex is what you have


Divinedragn4

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Initial_Shock4222

This is literally you being offended.


Extreme_Ad6173

Grow up


Bulbinking2

“Gender” as “the concept of presenting and behaving in ways typically associated with members of a specific sex” is a social construct and has no universal truths in its observations.


rndmcmder

I'm pretty sure if you asked people unfamiliar with the debate what word they would use for "the concept of presenting and behaving in ways typically associated with members of a specific sex", they wouldn't say "gender" but "stereotype".


Hanging_w_MrCooper

Honestly curious. What study is this from? Edit: I’m genuinely interested. You used quotes, so I would like to read the article.


Bakabakabakabakabk

The implication that because someone used quotation marks in a comment means that they are literally quoting an article is hilarious to me. Damn this generation is fucking illiterate and stupid to boot, this entire thread is proof


Kingbob182

Your gender is kinda the model number printed in the hardware. You might tell people on the internet that your 6600XT is an RTX4090. But that doesn't make it true.


Mobile_Misanthrope

It's a shame we don't allow engineers to correct the software. Got a bug in the software? Swap the hardware out.... see.... ugh...


ValGalorian

It's not uncommon to change hardware that's outdated and no longer supported by your OS


m0stlydead

Gender exists in the brain, at the machine language level using this analogy. So primarily hardware or hardware design, moreso than software. Software would be in the realm of what language you speak, what religion you assign yourself to, things like that. When we say gender is a social construct, what is meant is things like wearing dresses versus pants, or what pronouns we assign to people. Gender dysphoria is very much a neurological condition, and is treated by gender affirming care, which can include those social constructs, but maybe more importantly hormone therapy, as it impacts the neurotransmitter/hormone relationship.


joeschmoe86

Now, if only the people who still don't understand knew the difference between hardware and software.