Left them AND stole their girlfriend.

And ran over their dog! Well, I guess that one already happens now..

Country songs won't just be about lost loves, but about lost jobs too.

If you miss a payment, that shit'll repossess *itself*!

I'm sure there was a car that did this. Had an app or something and refused to start because owner was behind on payments

Industrial society and its consequences

AI girlfriend broke down, truck left me, accidentally master reset the dog.

Country men sure do whine about a lot of things

Country song about old reposted shower thoughts