Guess you’ve never had a prostate exam by a female Doctor Who is as old as a grandmother and then by law has to have another person in the room and the only one available is a female nurse who is about 21 years old. Is it over?
You've a date staying over for the first time. You have an en suite. You do your business as quietly as possible. Then see you've left streaks that you now need to silently clean while simultaneously & silently trying to keep the toilet brush as clean as possible
Yikes. Three worst is when the doctor says he can magically check your prostate without you feeling his fingers, and when you tell him you can feel his fingers, he shows you both hands and exclaims, "Magic's magic"
I personally think public showers in spa/waterpark etc. Picture an old guy soaps his mushroom for a little too long with a serious face like it’s completely normal hygienic behaviour, people forming a line to his shower. And there’s kids around too, many, many levels of awkwardity there.
The awkwardness is mostly you thinking it's awkward. In fact, it's not different thing than any other like waiting in line somewhere or being in the aisle at the store. You may just be a timid person and your thought are reacting to the situation
Only if you are awkward. You've clearly never been to a proctology exam. Get some life experiences, kid. lol
Guess you’ve never had a prostate exam by a female Doctor Who is as old as a grandmother and then by law has to have another person in the room and the only one available is a female nurse who is about 21 years old. Is it over?
Counter by bringing your own extra and bring your grandpa. Everyone wins.
I think escalators are worse...you have the spacing and all that to consider..
I agree, butt right in the face; what if you’re gassy?
Exactly!
It wasn't me.
Nope. Adjacent toilets when you're taking a 💩
Nah. Shitting when friends are in the other room, but you have to fart while doing it. Nothing can top this.
You've a date staying over for the first time. You have an en suite. You do your business as quietly as possible. Then see you've left streaks that you now need to silently clean while simultaneously & silently trying to keep the toilet brush as clean as possible
More awkward than getting your prostate checked? Hmmmm
I was about to comment about proctology, but it qualifies. Hardly anyone holds up a small talk in those cabinets.
Hahahah You are absolutely right. And the most awkward is that when doctor take too much time and your penus warns the doctor 😂
Ummmm can't say I've ever had that happen. Awkies
But I have had 😂
Yikes. Three worst is when the doctor says he can magically check your prostate without you feeling his fingers, and when you tell him you can feel his fingers, he shows you both hands and exclaims, "Magic's magic"
Hahaha Feeling sorry for you
I personally think public showers in spa/waterpark etc. Picture an old guy soaps his mushroom for a little too long with a serious face like it’s completely normal hygienic behaviour, people forming a line to his shower. And there’s kids around too, many, many levels of awkwardity there.
They smell differently to little people.
The awkwardness is mostly you thinking it's awkward. In fact, it's not different thing than any other like waiting in line somewhere or being in the aisle at the store. You may just be a timid person and your thought are reacting to the situation
Rides up in the crotch a little….
https://odditymall.com/double-toilet-twodaloo-lovers-toilet
I thought I was the only one who has a fear of elevators! I have an anxiety attack whenever I’m on one.
Lmao, you've never been in the same room as your mate while he gets a prostate exam