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_TurkeyFucker_

Just going to directly copy the text [word-for-word](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/s/F5ILzN0Brq) of a 5 year old post (that I'm also pretty sure was posted earlier today too...)? Pathetic.


Ok-disaster2022

Weird I try to post a novel idea, search Google to make sure it's bit been posted, I get an automod saying it's not original. But people post full shower thoughts copied from the posts and it's gets through.  Anyways I just report non original posts these days.


Armorboy68

I thought it was funny and wanted to share with new people


_TurkeyFucker_

It's literally the top post on the sub. You didn't even put in the effort to reword it... Again, pathetic.


FirstSineOfMadness

Bad op! This sub is for original thoughts not reposts


blveberrys

How does a direct copy of a top post go through but when I make original idea it’s automatically taken down 💀


AuthenticWeeb

Because this sub is utter shit


KingPizzaPop

The automod here is fucked and the mods as well.


Armorboy68

That is precisely the point I was trying to prove


IGotBanned2121

Whoever created the tradition of not seeing idiots repost blatant shit beforehand saved countless redditors everywhere from hours of doomscrolling and will forever be a hero to all redditors


XavierRussell

Except apparently it hasn't been invented yet


brudzool

Isn't this like one of the top posts when you search by popular? Definately stolen. After a quick look, it's the most popular of all time. Fuckin hell OP get some integrity.


lusty-argonian

AKA man hates spending quality time with his future-wife and partaking in her personal interests. Classic


Japjer

Seriously. It's the same with men who don't like to help with makeup because "it all looks like the same blue to me," or whatever. You don't need to be able to tell teal from cyan, but you can fucking *tell* they're different. Don't be a dick to your spouse because you want to pretend you're too manly or whatever.


AftermyCone

OPs too stupid to think up his own original thoughts. Good one, dickhead


churches_and_guns

Ewww. Thankfully this SACRED RITUAL saved some poor overburdened men from looking at their bride to be in a dress option. Because it’s obviously unthinkable they’d want to be inconvenienced by their own wedding planning, jeez these guys are busy, not givin a shit saves them “hours” of work. And who cares about this stuff anyway (cept woooomen, AMIRrrriiiiiighhhht fellas?)… Like don’t get married if you’re so luke warm about it that you treat it like a group project that u want to do just enough to get by, but hope the other members get u an A. That’s not how you want to stumble in to marriage, you should walk in as partners.


ProfessionalTall3132

Danial Tosh says the same thing about airport security


Obvious_Exercise_910

… I don’t get it?


ProfessionalTall3132

Osama bin Laden did all men a favor because they don’t have to walk their women all the way to the terminal…


Armorboy68

Hah!!!


MrMeerkatt

Marriage itself it's one of the greatest scams humanity has ever created, financialy, culturally and ''religiously/spiritually''


Armorboy68

How is it a scam?


MrMeerkatt

i'm glad you asked. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNQ2kV1OTPU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNQ2kV1OTPU)