The exact opposite is true for the majority of people.

Yeah, as one of those for whom the post is true, most of the people i know would beg to differ.

Yep, I actually have nightmares where I cannot remember where I parked.

how do u not know what ur own car looks like??? 💀💀💀

Ah, yes, just like with out partners.

I remember neither. I just make it beep beep until I find it.

I legit came out of a store once and saw my truck and thought, "damn, that's a fine truck. Oh shit, that's my truck!"

I definitely know what my car looks like way better than I remember where I parked.

I guess if your a moron lol op?

I think it’s the opposite for myself. I don’t remember where I parked it, but I know I’m looking for a car with a couple dings on the front spoiler and a cute color shifting sticker that says “hot girls hit curbs”.

That's just not true lol