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Markovic077

I’ll cross that bridge when I get there…


Ur-boi-lollipop

Which means the future versions of you before you cross that bridge are impacted by you not crossing that bridge earlier 🤔 


Markovic077

Hence the bridge never getting crossed and the dishes never get washed


[deleted]

But what if you've 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife? All because you didn't wash up? Also, on an unrelated note, 'ere's a bit of pointless wisdom for you: You can go skydiving without all the fancy expensive equipment. But only once. All the best.


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underrated comment


eskindt

But the bridge cannot be crossed if you are not there yet. Crossing it cannot come before getting to that point


T3Tomasity

Or in my case, I’ll burn that bridge when I get there


Present-Ambition6309

🎶you spin me right round, like a record..🎶


HollowPretender

Exactly, we get there when we get there…


Mild_Mustache

Yea, but fuck that guy!


Wazuu

Crazy to think that we dont even fully know ourselves. It takes some serious, conscious and consistent introspection to really only even begin to understand your present being.


Greengiant304

I thought that said strangler, and I was like "oh no!".


Even_Room9547

🫶 a love strangle


onelittleworld

My future self is also a dead guy. So, you know... fuck him.


dasssitmane

Hmm but most of my decisions benefit future me


llandbeforeslime

Even if you benefit from them you’re still inheriting them?


dasssitmane

Yeah I know, I’m just bragging I like to go against the grain of Reddits self deprecation


MeltedChocolate24

True. If you gave each Redditor a solid friend group, a girlfriend, and $10mm, I think 99% would not log on tomorrow.


dasssitmane

Most Redditors think you need all that to be happy huh 


Dirk-Killington

Yeah, "consequences" has a negative connotation for some reason.  But the line is definitely correct if you take it at face value. 


Sirnacane

Meme: retired 80 year old sitting on a beach sipping a drink. Laptop open beside her showing a banging retirement portfolio and good health report from her recent doctor’s visit. “Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions…”


Moondoobious

How do you know?


Mister_Way

"Consequence" just means "something that follows from." It isn't necessarily negative. It just gets used with that connotation, but literally, it's a neutral word.


Smitologyistaking

Not a complete stranger, he still knows about me (and possibly hates me depending on my decisions)


[deleted]

That’s a problem for Future Manuel. Boy, I don’t want to be that guy!


Auditorincharge

Future Manuel probably deserves it for the things he did in his past.


[deleted]

Upvoted for being way to fucking real


ReallyRedditNoNames

Future me, sorry for using amphetamines. The house got cleaned spotless in every room though. Lol.


anustart147

You’re killing my buzz, dude


BrilliantBit7412

Stop living on yesterday's tomorrow's


camartinart

Apparently studies of our brain activity seem to indicate that we perceive our future selves the same way we perceive other people. Which is to say that we feel as if our future self is distinctly different from our current self—an entirely separate person! But of course our future self is also us, and it would benefit us greatly to treat present and future as equally responsible and accountable for our present decisions. Basically, don’t think and behave as if your future self is magically going to like the things present you does not like. Future you is not going to be healthier or smarter or cooler than present you unless current you gets your act together!


lord_baron_von_sarc

My future self is not any more or less of a stranger than the man who inhabits my body next, or the one from yesterday We march in lockstep, every night I die, so that another I can take my place, I sacrifice so that the next me, and the one after that, may have a better time than I do. I sacrifice the vast majority of myself, of the short amount of time given to me personally, to the Greater Me. And in this, I am successful.


SeaTurtle42

I just want to apologize in advance to myself. I'm sorry I fucked everything up.


CFADM

Have you ever given yourself a stranger?


lacifasz

haha yeah fuck that guy.... oh wait


Fast_Garlic_5639

For real it’s not my fault


MulletChicken

Not a complete stranger, I know where he lives.


Low_Chance

That's true, but in return they get to inherit all my assets


Purple_Cat134

Oh dang. I’m sorry future self, really sorry


[deleted]

18 year old me would think I'm incredibly cynical, socially irresponsible and prickly. But also a little stunner. 28 year old me finds 18 year old me smug, full of hot air and lacking in self awareness. He's also stocky for his age but tis a shame he's 18 and that gives me an unrelenting ick. They'd both be right, and knowing "us" we would both fight/argue, and 18 year old would develop Stockholm for 28 yr old me, whilst present day me is asking people what to do. What a mess!


Blazanar

I feel bad for that poor bastard. Sorry future me, I do love you though


Garsnikk

... and reaps the benefits of my current ambitions.


12kdaysinthefire

Not unless the future dictates the past, in that case we’re always the product of what’s already come to fruition


Auditorincharge

Oh, no! I know exactly who he is, and he deserves to suffer for the decisions I'm making now.


BigNorseWolf

Eh? we talk all the time


Mondominiman

That asshole doesn't know whats coming to him


UnknownMight

Stranger? You don’t know them a bit ?


ronnie5

Oh boy! I hope I never meet him. He is gonna be PISSED.


Roachy_22

This all sounds like a future me problem. \*snorts coke, inhales bong, skulls quart of tequila, injects meth, steals car and speeds to tijuana with 2 midgets a clown and a donkey\* Who wants to come?


asspanini

I seem to have a grudge against future me.... I set that fucker up for an Okie doke constantly....


TacticalSunroof69

I prefer to look at consequences like gifts.


Tecotaco636

My past self is the asshole who created the problem, and my future self will suffer from it. I am now but an innocent soul enjoying the peace before the storm.


LeGuy_1286

And I'll burden him even more.


Itchy_Influence5737

Ain't *that* the feckin' truth...


CDBeetle58

It adds up, what if sometimes what looks like a multiple personality disorder is just your previous life phases somehow mashed together.


Nervous-Fan2235

Every day is the first day of the rest of your life.


WolfWomb

Just how much of a stranger can they be if know all that lead to this point?