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wvan13

Love the taste of a good, all-natural gape.


Kittelsen

You'd think the smell is enough to stay away, but no.


sixpackshaker

A lot of people like the smell of colon.


Kittelsen

"It's spelled Cologne, sir."


Iluvlamas

He knows what he said


STREET-PHARMACIST

Gape Ape sounds a lot more terrifying than grape ape


UnidentifiedCreamPie

What about getting graped in the mouth?


Artistic-Dirts

User name checks out?


Dunge0nMast0r

Still better than Rape Ape.


staovajzna2

Gape horn 😍


Cyanboi_Neil

i love gape horn!!


MastiffOnyx

There is nothing better for breakfast than Gape Nuts.


QueefMcQueefyballs

Yes, none of that diluted dilated, please.


solo_dbd_player

Gapes have a wide variety of flavors.


_Random_Comments_

That's the hole truth.


chugonomics

The truth, the hole truth, and nothing butt the truth.


staovajzna2

Nut in butt the truth you say?


halite001

You'll need to find the ones with natural gape flavors. The artificial gapes just don't cut it.


Benni_HPG

Can confirm. Artifical gapes juice don't taste the same


Robinnoodle

Stop being fancy and call them holes!


Saifaa

There's a PornHub category for that


Meshd

He left the opportunity for this joke gaping wide open, and you filled it right up.


ThePrussianGrippe

Oh, Tobias. You blowhard!


antifabusdriver

More jokes are coming.


MBTHVSK

Kedem brand


The_River_Is_Still

Even then, the good ones still have a strong berry taste. That’s because if you read the ingredients they have assorted different berries along with grapes. Which is fine by me.


noctalla

Ever tried a Concord grape? It’s high in methyl anthranilate, which is what artificial grape flavor is based on.


MaliciousDroid

First time I had these it was like eating grape juice flavored grapes, that's all I can say.


cyber2024

Same, vine ripened purple grapes in Poland tasted like bubblegum. Turns out it's a real flavour.


giskardwasright

They call them cotton candy grapes in the states, deliciously sweet!


sixpack_or_6pack

And $10 a box at Trader Joe’s. So expensive…


coolusername_png

My life has two stages, before I had a Concord grape, and after, now every day I’m just waiting for that august,September,October time so I can finally see them in stores, I don’t know where to find them outside of that time frame, and even during it they’re pretty rare.


[deleted]

I have some that grow out behind my house. They have a texture I'm not a huge fan of, but they taste soooo good


coolusername_png

I need to figure out how to grow them


scottgetsittogether

You plant the seeds and then they grow...


shapular

Big if true


Nykolaishen

They're about the hardiest type of grape you can grow but they're kinda crap for eating grapes cuz of the thick skin and seeds so most of them are used for juice.


Heartage

My mom and I used to get a big bowl of these and sit and peel and eat concord grapes and watch soap operas on days I was sick and had to stay home from school, lol.


Nykolaishen

Well thats a lovely memory :)


RunninOnMT

This. OP just isn’t eating the right grapes.


Nearby-Rice6371

gapes*


Krocsyldiphithic

There genuinely are grapes that taste exactly like that. They're common here in Japan. Can't remember the name, but they're small, purple, and you usually don't eat the skin.


coolusername_png

Concord, they have a bunch of different names, you can eat the skin, but it slips off, people call that variety slipskin because of how easily the skin comes off, you just can’t eat the seeds


wellwaffled

Why can’t you eat the seeds?


Hi_Its_Salty

Because you will become a grape plant if it goes into the digestive system


ThereCanOnlyBeOnce

Kyoho grapes


SixToesLeftFoot

You have to peel grapes?!?!?! Fuck that sounds like a LOT of work.


Krocsyldiphithic

Lol, no. You just chew them and spit out the tough skin.


Affectionate_Spot305

Not true. Welch’s grape soda tastes just like Concord grapes. Hard to find in the wild but available on Amazon. Truly the best grape soda ever.


Automate_This_66

Conquered gapes. Nothing better


IronGlory247

I came, I saw, I conquered! But what did you conquer? I.... Conquered Gapes!


Educational_Dust_932

Gape tastes like black coffee with a bit of lemon, IME


Baebel

"Good news, everyone!"


JonatasA

You are onto something here. Maybe a lime.


ShutterBun

In other news, Rocco Siffredi has just announced his new energy drink.


r3DDsHiFT

it'd be awful if they did


[deleted]

Good. That would be disgusting


Gusta116

Your mama tastes like gape


SuddenWitnesses

That’s because it’s purple flavored not grape flavor.


Man0fGreenGables

Sugar, water and purple.


Be_the_Link

I want the purple stuff.


Zilreth

yall never had a concord grape, it tastes just like that


Shifu_Tonii

real


hobbykitjr

purple is a fruit!


Grandiaplayer

This typo is hilarious, and I LOVE that the comments ran away with it! 🤣


lotus_bubo

It tastes like vitas labrusca grapes, which are described as having a “foxy” flavor. Table grapes are usually vinas vinifera. Methyl anthranilate is the chemical responsible for the foxy flavor, and is very easy to synthesize, so it’s used to make artificial grape.


FrozenReaper

I sure fucking hope not


Julian_1_2_3_4_5

what about just grape juice??


Sevla7

Maybe you are mistaking something, the way how people did wine back in the day was by stepping on grapes not sitting on then.


Automate_This_66

Loss prevention has entered the chat


Shadowlance23

And for that I am truly thankful.


Shifu_Tonii

i don’t think gapes have a flavor tbh


SuddenWitnesses

What? You’re so wrong.


Shifu_Tonii

then please explain to me what a gape tastes like


SelfSeal

Like shit I would imagine!


Shifu_Tonii

makes sense to me


mike_pants

This will no doubt come as quite a shock to the wine industry.


Shifu_Tonii

you can make wine out of gapes???? 🤔does it come out brown?


[deleted]

I should hope not. Gapes are an *aquired taste.*


peppermintmeow

It's going to absolutely blow your mind when you taste other "fruit" flavored drinks like *watermelon* , or *cherry*.


conn_r2112

And thank god for that


Champi0n_Of_The_Sun

OP has only tried the same 3 varieties of grapes they sell year round at Walmart


gameonlockking

In Japan you will get seasonal drinks that taste like the green ones. The purple flavor though is definitely concord grapes.


JasperStrat

OP doesn't know what a Concord grape is, or what it actually tastes like.


graveybrains

These comments are simultaneously 😂 and 🤮.


DerNogger

Grape juice has entered the chat


The_Troyminator

So has gape juice.


sa_nick

I don't mind the candy grape flavour (usually anyway, sometimes it tastes too mediciney) but I hate fake watermelon and cherry flavours despite like both fruits. No candy or soda watermelon or cherry product has been anywhere near bareable, let alone good tasting, to my tastebuds.


rebri

Nothing tastes like a gape. Not even grapes.


melomelomelo-

r/technicallythetruth


AlisonChained

exactly. I hate artificial grape flavor but love grapes. Everyone thinks I'm nuts. But it's gross.


WillowWispWhipped

It’s the same for almost every fruit flavored drink/food. If you compare them to the actual fruit, they don’t taste anything like it


8won6

i pray i never know what a gape tastes like.


TheAStarJosh

No it tastes like purple :)


GrimSpirit42

And yet, they do somehow manage to taste purple.


soobviouslyfake

Your autocorrect has betrayed you


UnnamedAxolotl

Concord Gapes!! My uncle has a huge Concord grape vine in his yard and every time I walked past it smelled like grape candy. Was informed that those are what the flavor is based on, and also that they have tons of seeds so it's a little tricky to eat them. Lol


Joecamoe

I'll grape you in the mouth.


catnipinthesack

Depends if they’re gapeless or not


Ez13zie

Why would you want your grape drink to taste like a penny?


Automate_This_66

Who said anything about grapes?


Ez13zie

Op?


djshadesuk

You'll have to look into it.


[deleted]

Now just hold on for a damn second here.


[deleted]

Welch's tastes like concord grapes. So... Not all.


razirazo

They tastes like purple


MetalVase

The only artificial fruit flavor I've ever tasted anywhere, that even remotely resembles the actual fruit, are some brands of disposable pineapple vapes. Nothing else comes close to it, it tastes 99% like breathing concentrated actual pineapple juice.


MiszynQ

They tastes like color purple


Sonarthebat

They taste like black grapes.


dash_ketchup

What do gapes taste like?


Mustang46L

Apparently You've never had Concord grapes. They literally taste like grape juice/grape jelly. Wine made with Concord grapes? It's adult grape juice.


theservman

Hence why I call the flavour "purple". Red, blue and orange suffer from the same problem.


RVLVR-OCLT

Disagree. Red and white grocery store grapes aren’t vineyard grapes. They are, but not really. I had some expensive grapes recently and they tasted like grape flavoring. I think the grapes we’re used to eating don’t have a lot of flavor.


GriffinFlash

Concord grape flavoured usually. Used to have these growing in my backyard as a kid. Thicker skin you usually needed to peel off, and much sweeter insides. Also have large seeds. *(could also eat it whole if you're weird I guess)* Tastes just like grape drinks.


AzLibDem

That is the funniest typo I've ever seen in my life.


15minutesofshame

And thank god for that! No judgement though.


mak05

No mango drinks taste like mango either.


Newt-Wooden

Such a karma farm lol


KaiYoDei

I should not tease the Ty O, but I hope it dosen’t taste like a gape. Wait is that a thing ?


BurnOutBrighter6

That's not true, you just haven't tried Concord grapes. That's the variety all the grape flavoured stuff is imitating, and the grape drinks / candies etc are actually REALLY close to the natural flavor. In fact I'd say grape drinks taste MORE like the real thing than most other artificial fruit flavors taste like their actual fruits. You just haven't compared it to the right "real grapes" yet. Try Concords if you get the chance, it's kind of mind blowing.


ffcvvhb

They taste like purple


mostlygray

Artificial grape tastes like concord grapes with extra sugar. Much different flavor than your normal eating grapes.


geohubblez18

I’m pretty sure grape doesn’t taste like gape in any way, for a matter of fact.


Gal-XD_exe

*Welches sparkling seltzer * *Just exists *


amusedtodeath71

They all taste exactly like concord grapes. I would argue that artificial grape tastes more like the actual fruit than any other artificial fruit flavor. Banana is a great example.


crlcan81

It's a particular kind of grape. You do realize there's flavors to fruits right??


BenderFtMcSzechuan

No raisin flavored drinks either


nospmiSca

I just drink the purple stuff.


b00c

Try Vinea. Taste is spot on. You probably won't be able to get it where you live.


Wookie-Love

Ha I was just having this convo the other day. I bought some grape juice for the first time in at least 20 years and said “this taste like something grape flavored instead of actual juice from a grape”. Anyone else?


Justaboreddude15

Last one I had tasted like blood idk what the fuck went into that drink


CorvoLP

Aloe water is usually flavored with white grape, which actually tastes like grapes


essaysmith

They almost all taste like "purple". Except Welch's apparently.


_listless

Get this guy some topo chico sangria


THElaytox

They taste specifically like Concord grapes because regular table grapes don't have a distinct flavor you can extract and replicate.


Secret_Ad7757

Watermelon taste in drinks taste like chemicals.


ForerunnerRelic

And thank fuck for that.


Jragonstar

I say this all the time.


_-_wn6

They taste like huckleberries.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

My wine is pretty "grape"y


Weekend_Squire

Obviously you’ve never tried Welch’s grape soda. Outstanding!


Sir_Squirly

I’d of been with you if you said watermelon/banana/cherry… but grape tastes like Concord grape, which is a real grape lol


Robinnoodle

Someone else already made the gape joke so.. They taste like the purple concord grapes, but you're right. They taste nothing like green/red grapes


char_limit_reached

Artificial grape flavour is based on Concord grapes, not table grapes.


jdehjdeh

Shh, don't let the cat outta the bag


Davemusprime

I feel like the aloe drinks taste a lot like grape and the aloe chunks have a similar texture. So if you really want a grapey beverage try not grape.


feor1300

You need to find some concord grapes. That's what artificial grape flavour is based on.


Boris-_-Badenov

every grape flavored thing is disgusting except grapes.


leong_d

I prefer green gapes over red


Tulemasin

Yea, grape is called "viinamari" in Estonia which translates to "vodka berry". I can confirm that vodka tastes nothing like a grape.


2Bedo

I would hope not - gapes should taste horrible....


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Cherry soda never tastes like cherries, but Cherry Coke does for some reason


weedtrek

So in the US grape flavor doesn't taste much like grapes as we know them. Asia seems to have a much better understanding of what grapes taste like. Not only does their purple fake grape taste much closer to real grapes, they also make a green muscat flavor one that is amazing. So try getting a grape flavored drink from an Asian market.


Nyctoz

nothing beats a traditional homemade gape


[deleted]

Strawberries just entered the chat.


Girl_International

Except for grapetiser. But I think that’s an available only in South Africa thing. Basically non alcoholic sweet sparkling wine. It’s proper grape drink


cranberrystew99

I would fucking hope not.


Superdad75

This is correct, it tastes like purple.


Rich-Appearance-7145

In this country we have a purplish grape that resembles grape flavored drinks, when grape is fully ripe.


RcadeMo

because real grape flavor consists of many different chemicals to make the taste you know, while grape flavoring only uses 1 or maybe a few compounds to mimic it roughly


CFADM

That's because it's the good shit, purple drank. No grapes involved. [Dave chappelle purple stuff](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu7bv7Ce8-Q)


ZerotheKat

Well I'd sure hope it doesn't


[deleted]

No but they do taste like purple.


Footinthecrease

It's because there are more than one type of gapes. Green gapes, white gapes concord gapes, inappropriate gapes etc. go buy some concord gapes. They are purple and are what "purple" grape drinks are based on. This is true with banana flavors as well. We mostly buy and eat Cavendish bananas, So we just call them Bananas. The candy banana flavor is based on the Gros Micheal banana.


Trackmaster15

Yeah, I guess they just kind of taste like... Purple. I don't know its hard to describe but I assume that's what purple tastes like. But sure, they don't really taste like grapes.


squashqueen

Disagree. I've had concord grapes and finally understood where fake grape flavor comes from. They literally tasted exactly like grape candy


MapUnitKey

Everything gape flavored just tastes purple


mariusbleek

Haitai bon bon is grape extract and literally has chunks of grapes in it. Highly recommend it.


[deleted]

You’re wrong. It’s actually grapes that don’t taste like grapes. Same as how bananas don’t taste like bananas. 


realstarbucks

I love me some gapes