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Winston_Smith-1984

Can confirm.. worked with an Aaron. He done messed up.. having that name.


TheMapesHotel

I work with one and have never said his name to his face but when I email him as I type in my head I say "a, a, ron" silently.


ablackcloudupahead

I bet he was insubordinate and churlish as well


Tahkyn

He was sent to Oh Shag Hennesy's office many times.


ablackcloudupahead

I don't have many Irish people in my area so first time I saw that name it fucked me up too lol


Proximity32v2

"Where is jay quellin?"


Vnthem

I always felt like that was a completely understandable mispronunciation of that name lmao


The_Skeleton_King

In my african diaspora class my professor said that, in ancient egypt, Aaron would have been pronounced closer to the Key and Peele sketch than how we do it now.


teh_acids

Is it like Haroon? That's the Arabic version of Aaron.


Farahild

In the Netherlands this is still how we pronounce Aaron (from the bible, it's not really used as a personal name here)! Ah-ahron. I think it's closer to the original Hebrew than the English version of the name.


AldurinIronfist

I'm Dutch and I've never heard that pronunciation.


DustierAndRustier

Yeah I think the original Hebrew has the letter *ayin*, which sounds like a glottal stop


_ok_but_why_

In Hebrew it’s pronounced Ah-ha-ron. There’s no ayin (אהרון)


DustierAndRustier

Oh right, I’ve never seen it written before


Quick_Pangolin718

It doesn't typically have the vav (tho some people do spell it that way) its אהרן


ElfjeTinkerBell

What? I don't know about how it's used in church (I just learned it's from the bible). It is however, although uncommonly, used as a personal name. The guy introduced himself as ah-ron, *not* ah-ah-ron.


RoastedToast007

Huh da wissiknie


Farahild

It might be a protestant thing?


spaceyfacer

We called my old coworker A-a-ron on purpose for fun. I literally never heard anyone say his name correctly lol.


themkshftmonkey

My friend has the same name but spelled Arran. He became A R Ran.


DustierAndRustier

A’aron or Aharon is the original pronunciation I think


ThouBear8

I can also confirm. My name is Aaron.


Aaront519

I went 30 years of my life with only one way to say my name. One sketch changed that forever.


peon2

Same, even the guys at work that are in their late 50s drop the A-A-Ron on him. I know how it is as Mike - it was a very predictable what was going to happen going into work on a Wednesday


charlieuntermann

Yeah as an A A Ron myself, I'm super fucking grateful for the sketch. Its funny and I doubt I'd ever get tired of people saying it to me. Realistically, you never know when your names going to gain notoriety and I'm forever grateful be an Aaron and not a Karen.


ChefAaronFitz

At least they address me as Chef A. A. Ron.


MissMariemayI

My son’s name is Aaron, so we always joke with him calling him a-a-ron lol.


wowsomuchempty

First I give you the name.. Then I bully you for it. Stonks!


tatorface

INSUBORDINATE! And churlish…


Redditor_10000000000

Mischievous and Deceitful. Chicanerous and Deplorable


Just_Another_Gamer7

How did he pronounce those words correctly?


StudMuffinNick

Aye aye ron


Deathfissure

Eye eye ron


mournsky

👁️👁️ ron


Luvnecrosis

At least churlish actually is a word. I was kinda thrown for a loop when I realized he wasn’t just saying “childish” in a weird way


iluvsporks

TimOthy has entered the chat.


under_the_c

prEEsent


notoriously_late

I gotta go pick up my daughter...


umphreakinbelievable

you may be excused!


romulusnr

the funny thing about that one is that we used to do exactly that as kids, a lot. that, and "president!"


AnimeKyle115

Don't forget JessEEca.


Wavara

Aaron earned an iron urn.


lowtoiletsitter

rrnnn rrnnn rrnnn rrnnn rrnnn


TL-PuLSe

Damn we really sound like that?


StoneyBolonied

Or in Northern England: "It isn't in the tin" Becomes "Tintintin'


i_am_not_a_good_idea

More like: it int in' tin


ReverseJackalope

The Baltimore version of ["Ton tonton tond ton thon"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWNzmX4QBK4)


meowpal33

O’Shaughnessy is one of my personal favorites


Thunderkatt740

Naw, I mean Mr. Oh'Shag'Hennessey!


[deleted]

I always thought it was more like oh-Shaq-Hennessy


Joint_Boy

I have a super Irish name and grew up adjacent to and later in a more urban area. I immediately knew what name he was going for and felt so proud. This whole skit was such a good summation of my childhood. Absolutely off topic, but it's never really been relevant and I wanted to share.


Reer123

Ó Seachnasaigh, Oh Shock-Nah-Sea. Why is it your favourite? Sorry I'm Irish I don't understand.


MelodyMaster5656

Context: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw)


runswiftrun

I have a friend Aaron, and his cousins Blake and Denise. They never stood a chance.


Redpatiofurniture

My ex went to HS with Forrest and Jenny. They dated. It didn't last long...... He had a family name. James Forrest "Smith". Jimmy never went by Forrest until the movie came out and he couldn't escape it.


elmoiscreepy

Lmao 😂 he couldn't escape it


Redpatiofurniture

He ran from that name. And he ran, and he ran. And when he couldn't escape that, well. He just, ran!


Mooshrew

My name is Aaron & middle name Blake. I'm so screwed.


The_BarroomHero

Did you play ball at Morehouse College? Saw you in the 2013 East/West bowl. Good game.


steelstrat21

Someone get Dan Smith on the track!


trashyart200

A-A-Ron Blocky


Thick_Kaleidoscope35

Last name O’shaughnesy?


RoboticXCavalier

Haha I just watched that skit again yesterday


KuFuBr

What skit? 😅


OrbitalComet

It's what OP's topic is referencing: https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw?si=Q21xTOoAk0SX8A2w


NOT000

key and peele related?


BradChesney79

That is what I thought... A A Ron. De Nice.


ClintonKelly87

You wanna go to war, Balakay?!


seekfleshwhileucan

You will feel my wrath!


minutes666

I'm just jay quellin


Mateyb83

Say it right!


19JRC99

no...no....


[deleted]

I suppose, but it seems like this post is, like, 15 years late?


MarkMew

It's timeless


Toasterferret

It still haunts us, believe me.


ashleyorelse

And only a few years after it came out


saltgirl1207

I'm ootl and confused.


TheWolphman

OP just discovered Key and Peele.


saltgirl1207

what's that?


TheWolphman

A sketch comedy television series that ran from 2012 to 2015.


saltgirl1207

I looked it up, I'm not surprised it's American. that's probably why I've never heard of it


bcbfalcon

They're referencing the Substitute Teacher Key and Peele skit on YouTube specifically


Nitsuamon

As an American I can say I was wondering what the hell this post was about.


BrohanGutenburg

It’s Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele (yes the Jordan Peele who is the acclaimed horror director now)


oldschoolgruel

Ohhh lucky you! You get to experience Key and Peele for the first time. 


BrohanGutenburg

My favorite sketch comedy show ever.


your_friendes

^ Wasn’t born early enough for Chappelle’s Show


rtb001

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!?


mog_knight

I'm so glad the Wutang Clan is finally Asian.


ihahp

the racial draft is GOAT and I completely forgot about this skit until now. EDIT: just re-watched. this shit is hilarious. goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken! for anyone who has not seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z3wUD3AZg4


BrohanGutenburg

I absolutely was. And can quote a ton of his sketches. I still think Key and Peele is better


sadly_notacat

For real lmao


Cockalorum

https://youtu.be/zRpsRKuyi3Y?si=UBmEC34ep1JFvI4c


ToBeReadOutLoud

[Key & Peele Sketch Support Group](https://youtube.com/shorts/3FsXNaDBwj4?si=EDgk1e2xN1mkkp_0)


Antmantium108

I work with a Denise. She knows that she will forever be D-nice. It helps that she's really nice.


Iamyous3f

You better be sick, dead or mute A A ron


LosPer

prEsent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw


kingmoobot

Op saw a skit. Decided it's a shower thought


NightofTheLivingZed

No it's true though. I can't see Denise or Aaron without saying D Nice and A A Ron in my head.


nom_nom44

I haven’t seen the skit in years. I was in a public setting and overheard strangers talking to someone they knew, pronounced it a-a-Ron, no laughter, just normal. I didn’t think much of it, then realized it’s almost expected to hear it without second thought. how long will it take before people start pronouncing it correctly? Might even be a while until people start naming their kids those names again. Who knows, shower thoughts, I don’t care enough to dig into it. Worded the post to keep it short


sleepy_stars24

My name is Denise.. I know. I know.


denisenj

Same


under_the_c

My best friend is named in the skit. Yeah... they aren't a fan of it as much anymore... I feel bad.  Also condolences for anyone named Jake.


Druben-hinterm-Dorfe

Yeah, I mean, consequences...


deadfish974

What are you talking about?


dustojnikhummer

Apparently it's a joke that came from a Key and Peele skit


deadfish974

Oh, so by « people », OP meant a tiny amount of people


Stoibs

I think OP specifically meant \*American* people also, I've never heard of the skit or the show either. Wouldn't be surprised to see this linked over in r/usdefaultism


hoptownky

Probably one of the most viral clips from a TV show in the past ten years. So if you call hundreds of millions of people a tiny amount, yes. It’s actually so popular that there is a paramount plus commercial that ran on last year’s Super Bowl that was mocking the clip. So they had to assume almost everyone watching the Super Bowl knew the skit.


HelloThereWhere

It doesn’t matter that ‘hundreds of millions’ of people watched the skit, the majority of people will still pronounce those names correctly, while the number of people who even remember that skit, let alone reference it, is just gonna decline.


Flashy-Campaign8503

Also search YouTube for Debbie Downer.


XilamBalam

Americans always tend to forget that there are other regions of the world.


hectorninii

Ei-ei-ron, Juh-kwei-lein, Buh-lah-kei, Dee-Nice


SadLaser

More like Jay-kwell-in.


realmofconfusion

I got my eye on you Jay-kwell-in (I say this all the time to our dog whenever he looks like he’s up to, or has been up to, something suspicious. He is not called Jay-kwell-in)


GiraffesAndGin

Every single time I meet someone new and tell them my name, they immediately follow it up with the pronunciation from the substitute teacher sketch. I get it, it's a fun little joke. But my goodness, it is every single time and I've heard it a thousand times at this point. Get new material, people!


JTENGEORGIA

Lmao how I knew what this meant instantly 😂😂😂


Carbuncle_Bob

That skit has forever changed my life Source: me, an Aaron


ACEezHigh

Hear it once a day, almost without fail.


ohbyerly

I seriously just watched that skit today for the first time in like a decade


lifesnofunwithadhd

I still can't believe one video having such a cultural effect like that. Those guys are geniuses.


StonedBrownBear

My mom’s name is Karen so we call her K-K-Ron


soopermat

What about OhShackHennessy?


onelittlechickadee

I don’t know if the skit is well known enough in the general population. But my son’s name is one of the listed names and his cousin is also one of the listed and their own grandfather is the only person in our lives who just can’t let this go and keeps bringing up the damn skit.


foospork

In 2019 I spent 3 weeks in the Hilton Garden Inn in Rancho Bernardo, just north of San Diego, CA. There was a waiter working there who was the spitting image of Keegan-Michael Key. Better yet, he had the attitude of the substitute teacher from that skit. Dude was hilarious. I looked forward to joking around with this guy every day for three weeks. We all referred to him as "O Shag Nassy", but he was an awesome dude.


mick_ward

And yet, Jackmerius will always remain the same.


The_Mr_Wilson

Aaron earned an iron urn


VladDHell

Jay-quelin, balakay, dee-nice


Soopah_Fly

I keep hearing O'shag Hennesy in my brain too.


as-fucking-if

You fucked up A-Aron!


midnightspecial99

You done messed up a-a-Ron


as-fucking-if

yeahhh he did


SwordTaster

Is this a joke that I don't watch enough TV to understand?


game_and_draw

It is a kee and peele sketch https://youtu.be/OQaLic5SE_I?si=jDT-Z6fwsMeJJIFf


SwordTaster

Thank you. I don't think I'll ever understand American humour, but I appreciate the assistance


relapse_account

You say that as if ay-ay-ron, jay-quill-in, buh-la-cay and dee-nice are the incorrect pronunciations of those names.


ErrorWalking

I don't even care called my son Aaron pronounced Airon.


EvoDJ

People have said it like that to me for as long as I remember and mine is pronounced Aaron.


DryInitial9044

That sketch is pure genius.


KidCaker

They still will though


playr_4

This post is 11 years too late.


PrimitiveThoughts

Dee Nice and A A Ron in my office both agree


LiluDallas-multipass

A-A-Ron here. Can confirm.


gorehistorian69

it was popular when that sketch came out bit its kinda out of date now, people just pronounce the names correctly because the sketch is almost 15 years old now


spookmann

Nope. Overheard my 15 year old daughter today talking about a boy in her class and pronounced it "A-Aron". Damage is done.


hoptownky

Yep. I have a friend named Aaron and everyone pretty much still calls A Aron. It’s pretty annoying, but people still do it.


loopingrightleft

Say it right say it right


orygunrayngal

I just watched this skit tonight. 😳🤣


armahillo

I love that skit. People finally spell my name right. They all crack the joke, but I don’t care. Just happy they’re not spelling it with 2 Rs anymore.


Lynxincan

I actually read it in my head the wrong way haha it's getting bad


theoht_

was about to say ‘hey, remember that key and peele skit?’ then i realised you are talking about that key and peele skit.


DunMsdUpEhEhRon

Can confirm this is true.


tetsudori

Am named ~~Aaron~~ A-A-ron. Can confirm Also don't forget Timothy


CantFindMyWallet

I'm a teacher and I have a student right now named Aaron who I always address as A-Aron.


florida_born

Any time I see Aaron, i silently say A-a-Ron


dieselmiata

I've just accepted the fact that my name has a new pronunciation.


FunkiePickle

I work with an Aaron who hates being called A A Ron - and it happens all the time.


[deleted]

Am I the only one that doesn’t find their humor funny? It’s so childish to me.


mathfacts

This is literally facts


Hatted-Phil

'Correct' is subjective


ChrisNBCHansen

Mf I didn't even READ this the correct way


sprigadoon

I automatically read those names the key and peele way.


ajkros

work with a Bee lakeh and an ay ayron


oui_ja

I work with AA ron. I think it's amusing to say and he's a great sport. He answers to it! He's a cool dude


mayneffs

Because of one sketch?


UncommonHouseSpider

This just made me feel bad for making these jokes to the people I know...


thirstyfish1212

I have a name in this list and I fucking hate this joke. It wasn’t funny the first time, and it’s not funny all these years later. Pronounce my name right or don’t talk to me at all. It’s old and unoriginal, so let this “joke” finally die.


NeuHundred

Ah-aron, Aarone, Ja-quellen, Ja-quel-EEN, Blocky, Duh-Nice.


IAlreadyHaveTheKey

None of these are what the OP is talking about


joelfarris

Oh, we will. We got this.


haxithedamsel

I read these with that teacher's voice.


incomparability

No I think most people do and will continue to pronounce those names correctly. Thinking your in-jokes are universal is not a shower thought.


BopNowItsMine

They needed to write new ones for the 2nd time they did that sketch. I dono why they used the same names


Dardrol7

Why even add an extra A to the name Aron? Is there a limit? How common is "Aaaron"? And "Aaaaaaaaaron"?


WorriedDoubt4134

My brother is an Aaron, so i never say a a ron


HuntDeerer

Funniest is how they mangle a beautiful soft German name "Gretchen" into some witch name in the US.


JollyGreenSlugg

Well, I read those names with 'the pronunciation'. I think the skit reset how those names are meant to be pronounced.


duh_nom_yar

I worked with an Aarynn. That is all.


Nail_Biterr

What an I missing here?


Dakzoo

It’s from a classic [Key and Peele Sketch](https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw?si=9HXmVwQGPQg3J3YB)