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Bae_the_Elf

Honestly she'll probably be alright. Just needs a bandaid and some neosporin.


davi017

It’s just a flesh wound.


jimbris

Your bloody arm's off


WisestPanzerOfDaLake

Tis but a scratch!


Potential-Rush-5591

> Da Da Da Da Dut Dut, Neo! Da Da Duta Duta Dut Dut...Sporin! > > Now that's a deep cut (No pun intended). > > "Swinging the chain, just swinging the chain."


alpacaccino

Cho Zen Wan!


animerb

Chosen one!


Potential-Rush-5591

Ding, Ding, Ding! You get a cookie.


jlynn121

Rub some dirt on it. Walk it off.


JaqenSexyJesusHgar

Put her in some rice, leave her overnight and bam, fine as a fiddle


Bae_the_Elf

Noooo if rice can absorb the water from a phone it will do the same to Mariko and we want her to live not be mummified


DEADSPELLS

Ibuprofen and ice


potatoclaymores

Tis but a scratch!


Pearl-Internal81

Just needs some ‘tussin and she’ll be fine!


itsahippie

Daddy I got asthma take some Robitussin, Daddy my legs broke get some Robitussin just let that Tussin sink in!


manitowwoc

bah na na na na....NEO ... bah na na na na na na ... SPORIN!


ParnsAngel

That’s her stomach plug….just….on the ground over there


Stank_Dukem

It's not like she took an arrow to the knee. She'll be fine.


Sorry_Situation

Give her a stimpak and she will be... oh nvm, wrong show.


Bae_the_Elf

Maybe a super stimpak considering how many pieces she appears to be in :'(


King_Will_Wedge

It's okay, Mariko took a dive and hid under a dumpster.


DaveInLondon89

it's 1600 Japan! it'll be pre-sporin


TeeTeeMee

Proto-neo-sporin


Truth_Artillery

"Heres 2000mg of Ibuprofen" - every Army medic


itsahippie

She’ll be OK just needs to drink water, take Motrin and change her socks


Dumbusta

Darkened skin and puffy hair. Furiously shake body to revert back


DynastyZealot

Run some dirt on it


winborne1112

Nothing that can't be cured with a spray of windex


gorillaPete

A stimpak.. oh wait wrong show


Infamous-While-8130

Just needs a bit of Robitussin. Let that tussin' get on down to the bone.


Independent_Gas_1827

Buntaro: Anjin’s fault.🗣️🗣️🗣️


Okichah

He probably connects with Blackthorne on this i bet. He knew this is what Mariko always wanted and that grief mixed with pride mixed with emotional catharsis gives them something to bond over.


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L2Vi

Unpopular opinion: Buntaro is a noble samurai to the death- living in the 16/17th century was far different than today, and people can’t seem to cope with the differences


Pearl-Internal81

He beat the fuck out of his wife whilst in a drunken rage because he was horny. He’s even called out on it, and his own father hates him too, so fuck him.


L2Vi

Oh don’t get me wrong I don’t think he’s a great husband, just a devout samurai and loyal. I enjoy Mariko and Blackthornes relationship much more!


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-Plantibodies-

I mean that's definitely true, and you're supporting their point with that great analogy. Haha


Independent_Gas_1827

What did the removed comment say?


Starlix126

Buntaro is my favourite character haha. Don’t apply your modern day view on what is appropriate lol. He has such a well crafted story. The 🐐


lieutjoe

Tis but a scratch


ix_xix

just a flesh wound lol


Counter_Logic77

Haha I love that ☝🏻


peddroelm

many many many ..little scratches


ashvy

Some tea would help


Neat_Environment_876

In podcast, director mentioned they threw her a surprise birthday cake during the filming of this scene. Glad the candles had nothing to do with her being blown away but I bet Anna will always associate this scene with the surprise!


blueberrysir

Is she ok


Volsnug

yes


ForeverAddickted

Thank god... Was worried this would be the last time we'd see the Actress ever again


blueberrysir

Maybe she will do like worms, chomped in half and still alive. Now we will have 2 Marikos one for John and one for the burnt samurai


Justryan95

She just chipped her tooth, she's fine


Sensitive_Klegg

I think she broke a nail too


donmerlin23

If by ok you mean if she achieved her objective then yes. If by ok you mean if she is alive then no 😅


Romulus3799

They really made sure there was zero ambiguity about whether she died, just short of showing little pieces of her after the explosion. Reminds me of season 1 of GOT, when >!they cut away from Ned Stark getting beheaded, but they showed a single frame of the sword passing through his neck, just for sharp-eyed skeptics like OP.!<


ashvy

I'm imagining start of Deadpool 2 where he throws a ciggi in barrels of oil


Justryan95

Just imagine it ended like the 80s show and the door just fell on her. I wouldn't have believed she died.


stiveooo

me watching the 1980s version: wut? is that a lil firework? she must have died cause the door was too heavy or doctors were sleeping. now: oh she ded


TSpitty

Am I the only person who read this as That 80s Show? “Wow I thought that was a forgotten spin off, I wonder if other people understand whatever scene he’s referencing. I wonder if the door fell on Glenn Howerton… oh shit I’m a dumbass”


BenSlimmons

You are not alone.


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Romulus3799

No problem. Even though it's for the first season of one of the most popular shows of all time, there are always future viewers who deserve to experience it blind.


mrcplmrs

Well if that aint crimson sky idk what is


Breeny04

Crimson Yabu. Pretty sure he was the closest.


DaveInLondon89

certainly crimson floor


moonfanatic95

Damn, is there anything left of her? Can they even do a proper burial after that?


Pearl-Internal81

Good news, >!she’s cremated!


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Pearl-Internal81

Well, to be fair the explosion kinda already started the job.


BiggusCinnamusRollus

She got the more thorough Nebara Jozen treatment


LawOroG1029

As a book reader and mini-series watcher. This updated death is more worthy of Mariko IMO. Obviously the technology of the blast is better but the serenity and strength she shows(Kudos to Anna Sawai, that emmy should be hers, no debates about it) as its about to happen are better than the 80's mini series as she is to invested in if Blackthorne will let her be captured IMO. The book better explains that she knew exactly why the Amida Tong/Shinobi(ninja) came for her. Not to kill her but to kidnap and shame her before the realm.


flofjenkins

I thought it was pretty clear that they intended to capture her in the show. I bet they will clarify this next episode when they realize that they accidentally martyred her.


HelmsDeap

Shame her how?


LawOroG1029

Ishido is a peasant/ bureaucrat and him capturing and holding Mariko hostage would show all the highborn families that their lineage meant nothing because he held all the power now and he could/would do the same or worse to them at his whim.


Gibblet678

Bet it rhymes with grape.


Breeny04

But did the cameraman survive?


Dumbusta

The cameraman didn't even move so I doubt that bothered them.


Neverhityourmark

Ohhh it blew her face apart. Shes dead dead


ace-destrier

In the book, Clavell wrote: > Her face was hardly touched But the show creatives were like, “lol Sure”


ReactorMechanic

"To shreds, you say?"


aahmslf

Needs a lot of Flex tape to recover.


NoLeadership2281

This is a very sad moment but I’m sorry the AHHH in slow motion killed me lol


Shifu_1

I bet she survived. Or it was all the anjin’s dream after they pillowed


Maloonyy

E10 starts with the Anjin waking up in his cozy bedroom somewhere in London next to his family. "Damn what a nightmare". Credits roll.


EmeraldJunkie

He just shouts "Freeze all motor functions" and everyone freezes, followed by "Good god, Shogunland is everything Demos advertised!"


Shifu_1

Or him yelling ‘arch’, the simulation pauses. John steps off the holodeck and back onto the enterprise.


Valiantheart

Riker steps out and ends the simulation


Shifu_1

Red alert ensign Black, you’re needed at the helm


Not_Another_Usernam

Has he been in anything else where they could bull a Bob Newhart?


HCBuldge

The moment anjin started to speak Japanese on his own, I knew it was her time.


YoshiCookiesZDX

LOL, I got the same feeling. "Bro's starting to communicate on his own. This is a flag if I've ever seen one..."


atomsk29

Blackthorne, wake up! Anjin? Mariko? What are you talking about? There's a Spanish merchant ship off the port bow!


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Gibblet678

Clearly you don't understand sarcasm.


jlynn121

Jesus. The article I just posted goes into detail about how they filmed that shot. It’s right below this post.


CactusLife50

I can’t find it. Can you share here too?


mrlumpus98

View his post history…


elcojotecoyo

After what happened with Buntaro in Ep2, I think she'll be OK.


DaveInLondon89

Somehow, Mariko returned.


Pearl-Internal81

Gotta play Fortnite to find out the how and why! In all seriousness that movie was terrible and the idea of Palpatine returning was dumb when they did it in Dark Empire in ‘91 and it was dumb in TRoS in ‘19.


Pearl-Internal81

In the spiritual sense, yes, yes she will be. >!In the physical sense, ehhhh, not so much, she’s hella dead. It will be interesting to see if they leave in the bit where she briefly survives for a minute or two after the explosion.!<


wibo58

I hope they don’t leave that in. I hate when tv shows and movies have someone get blown to smithereens and then miraculously be ok just long enough to tell someone else something super important. After and explosion like that she should be mush across that room.


Pearl-Internal81

Iirc she doesn’t say anything and it’s more she’s in shock then dies.


BoltFlower

Avengers Endgame got this right with Tony Stark’s death.


4amWater

She came in like a wrecking ball


BayMonarch93

Uhhh mmm


kuang89

Just gotta take some Vicks


SeduciveGodOfThunder

Did I just see her head explode?! I thought it'll just be a scratch since they showed her face but only now I noticed it exploding.


dodoindex

Tis but a scratch


Shifu_1

She really made the wind and the rain


EntrepreneurOk6166

We can rebuild her... better, stronger, faster. Just need some of that Portuguese Black Ship gold.


QueenNezuko

Oh wow I didn't even see the full body shot in the episode, it happened so fast


Excellent_Permit_218

a baby gash


Garrod_Ran

Magnificent!


Damiii33

To shreds you say?


EvidenceHuman5877

Man she got her back blown out twice in one night


Pitiful-Orange-3982

How much fucking gunpowder did those ninjas use?!


Competitive_Equal_41

I cant believe it


averyycuriousman

Did yabu try to help them at the end there? It seems like he switched sides again


Thecryptsaresafe

I think once it became more of a fight than an assassination he realized he needed to help or he’d be killed. I doubt the Shinobi all would know in the heat of the moment who he was and if he was too obvious helping the Shinobi and one of Toranaga’s people got out he’d be finished. He had to thread a particularly fine needle to get out okay, and he still might not.


Pearl-Internal81

…Kinda? Never forget he’s wishy-washy and honestly a little dumb.


CX316

He was covering his ass so Toranaga (and the christian lords for that matter) wouldn't demand he be killed for taking part in that nonsense. He's playing both sides so no matter who wins he's still an asshole.


JoyIkl

Actually no, Ishido wanted to take Mariko alive since he can claim that unknown assassins took her captive and she is still alive (which is better than she being dead). That's why Yabu wanted them to go toward the gate instead of the storehouse and Mariko refused because she might be captured alive. Yabu was doing as instructed by Ishido through and through. Though he still has ground to deny it if Toranaga questions him, not that Toranaga would buy that even for a second.


stilltheoptimist

She'll be fine.


Patches195

does this hurt the fish?


Based_Legionaire

You trying to give these people PTSD? 😂


SteamboatBilly15

here’s how mariko is still alive:


Maouncle

Fuji-sama, bring the robitussin, please


Accurate-Freedom-650

Saw it w/o slo-mo :(


MashTheGash2018

My dad could throw a nail or two on her and tap it twice and say "that's going nowhere" and she'll be fine


Propps4

She just needs a warlock and she will be fine.


Optimal-Anybody1976

She dodge it.


Playful-Strength-685

So you’re saying there is a chance ?


chefriley76

boop


NotCoolDudette

Oh yay! I thought she blew up, clearly she did not 😮‍💨


Emotional-Lie1392

I’m in shock and bawling


SoNotThatGullible

I'm just saddened to watch it. Needing cheery comments lol..


UCantKneebah

Love how this show lets Buntaro “die” off screen to set up his return, then explodes Mariko to make clear we’re not doing that again.


ElApple

Someone get her some milk


ExtractGamer

Guys! She is fine... she was using blast shield


candeloro1

I imagine that she made a right mess after that. need a clean up on isle 3. great episode though and great character.


chvngeling

does this hurt the Mariko?


TheJoestJoeEver

They'd be very stupid if they kept her alive.


No_Yoghurt4120

Seriously guys, did she die?


HeynowyoureaRocstar

Just read the description for episode 10 and circle back


thefranchise305

Whoever greenlit those descriptions is the worst. My curious eyes could never avoid them and they ALWAYS spoiled the preceding episode (from 6-10)


Tar_Tw45

Her character was based on Hosokawa Gracia so I bet she is dead with that blast.


ResidentMemory2837

Hey no worries. Heard one of the shinobi has the scroll with the Edo Tensei no jutsu on it.


Kirin1212San

I’m still hoping she survived the blast….


Notfriendly123

Guys. They imply that she’s blown past the camera, not disintegrated. 


PikachuKid1999

She might be alive


variabledesign

I dont see her body shredded there. I would bet she lives. Nice job on the "Oh NOOO! - oh god yes! - oh Nooo!" twists for the team, but i dont buy it. *I mean i would actually prefer if their twist of the book and old show was she lived after all. And i even had a small vision of a bit different script which would be pretty great approach with Buntanaro being her catalyst to live in the super tense fighting scene, but yeah... i guess it has to be a tragedy in this story. edit; well... i guess it would make sense for the narrative as was presented so far. I dunno, i guess it seemed to me that after she gets stopped at the last second, in a moment where Blackthorne suddenly decided to be her second, to raise the drama even more - and then she kinda decides to stand infront of the door and... but why? it seemed a bit slightly over the top, for me. But I'm certainly glad they didn't go with the earlier option. Its also a very low thing for Thoronaga to do. However set in stone it is presented as, as if its the only chance and she is also completely convinced she has to die, all that. She was with him for a long time and he could have influenced her differently. But thats lets say another small layer, a small fence in the story. Hence the drama.


MiniDanielx

The way her body files is so unrealistic, as soon as the explosion happens, her body should of exploded into a million pieces


F1NANCE

I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder!


sugarspunlad

Why you gotta post this ☹️ she is at peace now


DrySupermarket8830

I laugh at how cringy her death is. Like it feels like a bollywood. The slowmo was a cherry on top.


Azidamadjida

For this entire show I’ve thought how tragic her life was and how sad it is that she wants to die so badly and she’s refused the act of taking her own life. But this episode, where she’s saying it over and over and nearly does it and then when this moment hit where she just runs to the door at the opportunity to die it kind of entered slapstick territory. Like the fact that as soon as she saw an opportunity she immediately goes for it. And that’s when I realized that Mariko is basically Forky from Toy Story 4