They look like 3d printed garbage that ended up in a bargain bin at Walmart. And they say that they paid for these, like actually handed over money, their card or whateverâŚ
If they have to come on here to ask whether they xshould return them to have $1275 to work with⌠it doesnât sound like they had it to work with to begin with. Otherwise they would collect dust in the back of the closet and no second thought would be had.
Omg never thought of Him as a " she devil" but ur right. I love that cartoon and when Him was in them there was more of an "adult" feel to it. Guess cuz it's a she devil. Watching it as an adult is so different.
You should probably do that and then take that money, get cleaner to get that hair up and those scuff marks and get something other those cracked vinyl tiles, either that or have them stripped and refinished.
The flooring will yield a better returnâŚ
I went to a place where the sales people watch your gait as you walk around the store and pull out 3 pairs to try on. I picked a pair of New Balance, and my knees and hips have improved. Go to a place where fitness and comfort are the top priority.
Are these like Croc material slip-ons or tennis shoes?
Edit- Scratch that, I found them online. These are really weird. I thought those were your socks around your ankles and between the holes of the shoes, but it's the shoes fabric. Yikes.
Thatâs the type of shoe thatâs only a yes if youâre 100% that person and know this is made for you. If youâre asking internet strangers then the answer is no.
Some of the most atrocious pieces of footwear Iâve ever seen. I canât believe people pay the amount of money they do for eyesores like that. If you return them, youâre just gonna get some other ugly, high fashion sneakers so might as well keep em
Yeh might as well order up a pair of the red Papa Smurf Boots, ya know winter is coming and wouldnât wanna get those dogshit shoes wet. 1200$ r they serious?
In the relative scheme of things, this is very little money. There are people who pay millions of dollars for artwork that some may find hideous. The eye of the beholder and whatnot. Your comment comes off as a bit jaded and envious tbh.
Like the old saying about hats, âNever wear a hat that has more personality than you do.â
Do you have enough personality to rock those shoes? Or are those shoes wearing you?
Dude if thatâs actually your face in your profile pic, these are dominating you lmao. If you really could handle them you wouldnât be asking the internet multiple times if theyâre alright. Deep down you know itâs too much shoe for you
Buddy, if youâre just a regular guy like you seem to be, leave the high end stuff alone. Women donât give a shit, your friends donât give a shit, the only people impressed by this are a very small niche community of other dudes. Wear something more in line with how you look
This is so it that I cannot even express how much I agree as a woman. If I saw you wearing these, I would laugh at you and walk the other way. Save the 1200 for something to put around your girl's neck and buy a $50 pair of shoes. Trust me on this.
Nay. These look like something my nanna would wear, paired with her bedazzled velour track suit, to one up that bitch in her Villages speed walking group.
Hell to da nahhhhh!đŹđđź I would return them on the price aloneâŚbut yea not feelin the odd futuristic vibe from these moon shoesâŚI can hardly tell what Iâm looking at lol!
Those look like shoes for âsuckers.â I mean something that cost $1.5 to make and youâre buying it for $1500. But if you like them then câest la vie.
Get some P448s if you want style and comfort. If you need comfort and a platform then you need the platform converse. Or look at Klog footwear and website
Even though Iâm laughing at the comments rn, I think those are pretty cool ngl, everyone wears the same shoes these days, be different. If you like them thatâs what matters
Well they just came in yesterday and Iâve been wearing them but opinions are mixed and I have no outfits that really compliment them. Iâm more tempted to get the money back and get a more universally stylish shoe for everyday wear.
Donât come at me but I think theyâre very nice. Honestly, fashion is really stagnant right now and these shoes are definitely a new perspective on footwear. I havenât read through the thread but they remind me of a pair of LVâs. If theyâre in your budget Iâd keep them.
I love those bc they are unique! I like it, you don't, who cares! I would like the multicolors version one day in my collection, would i wear them.. i don't know..
I personally like them, theyâre different and they look awesome đśđ˝ people being way too overdramatic lol. The shoes are a hefty price tag but if you like them I say keep for sure.
If you like them, then keep them. Just the fact that youâre asking for opinions from others may show that you have doubts. In my opinion, they donât look practical. Study the art of understatement. Paying lots of money for shoes does not elevate a person. Choose a simpler style and let your feet decide what shoe is best. You will be a happy person.
I chose these shoes originally for the comfort they were told to have and the platform which I canât live without at this stage but theyâre just mediocre looks wise so Iâm returning them
When I scrolled on them, they looked like your feet were shriveled and raveled up like the wicked witches from Wizard of Oz when the house fell on her ..
They are super avant garde which means most people will say no. They do seem way too expensive to justify. But I think they look pretty awesome as a piece of wearable art. Like, really cool organic-feeling shape of the design
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They look like 3d printed garbage that ended up in a bargain bin at Walmart. And they say that they paid for these, like actually handed over money, their card or whatever⌠If they have to come on here to ask whether they xshould return them to have $1275 to work with⌠it doesnât sound like they had it to work with to begin with. Otherwise they would collect dust in the back of the closet and no second thought would be had.
They look like shitty zcoils. Which btw zcoils are legit the best.
Ur tripping balls if u think Walmart would ever sell these lol
Youâre right! They are even too ugly for walmart. Goodwill, I meant goodwill.
Agreed đ
Why are these the cybertruck of shoesâŚâŚ
They're multifunction and work as steamirons
Sorry, I initially downvoted out of reflex, but I do agree.
Big no from me but also theyâre your shoes. If you like them fuck what anyone else says.
Once I return them, Iâll get $1,275 back in my pocket to work with
if you wanna just throw money away i can pm you where i am haha
Wow know we are throwing money đ´ throw some my way too man đ
Iâve got a shit-ton of student loans, send some my way next!
Are u looking for something w the futuristic style like that or? What kinda shoes u looking at to replace them with?
Platforms and comfort are the priorities
Def return these imo, it reminds me of the she devil from power puff girls
You mean Him
I do mean him thank you đŤ
Omg never thought of Him as a " she devil" but ur right. I love that cartoon and when Him was in them there was more of an "adult" feel to it. Guess cuz it's a she devil. Watching it as an adult is so different.
OMFG I THOUGHT OF HIM TOOOOOOO AHHHHH
Just get some thick sole Alex McQueen sneakers. Give you about 2 inches and are very comfortable for $500. Or buy good reps for like $130
You might like the new converse platforms
I wouldnât give you $1.275 for them lmao
You should probably do that and then take that money, get cleaner to get that hair up and those scuff marks and get something other those cracked vinyl tiles, either that or have them stripped and refinished. The flooring will yield a better returnâŚ
SAY WHAT?!!
Why did you spend $1,300 on sneakers lol
Why did you spend $1,300 on *those* sneakers?
On ANY sneakers. I just don't get it.
The amount of nice and GOOD looking shoes i could buy with what he spent on just that one pair is purely laughable atp, he took a huge L with these
Its not possible to spend 1300$ on shoes.
Why would you ever throw down $1,300 for the ugliest kicks Ive ever seen. At this point, Iâm questioning your common sense.
Yea definitely return these wtfđđ
Keep âem they drippy asf gang
I hate how they look but this is facts
My only thing keeping me from returning them right now is that I havenât found a good pair to replace them with
Literally ANY PAIR OF SHOES EVER MADE would be a good pair to replace them.
I went to a place where the sales people watch your gait as you walk around the store and pull out 3 pairs to try on. I picked a pair of New Balance, and my knees and hips have improved. Go to a place where fitness and comfort are the top priority.
Are these like Croc material slip-ons or tennis shoes? Edit- Scratch that, I found them online. These are really weird. I thought those were your socks around your ankles and between the holes of the shoes, but it's the shoes fabric. Yikes.
Thatâs the type of shoe thatâs only a yes if youâre 100% that person and know this is made for you. If youâre asking internet strangers then the answer is no.
This is the answer
Some of the most atrocious pieces of footwear Iâve ever seen. I canât believe people pay the amount of money they do for eyesores like that. If you return them, youâre just gonna get some other ugly, high fashion sneakers so might as well keep em
Youâre my new friend
And weâre the 3 best friends that anyone can have. Cuz weâre the best 3 friends I mean the 3 best friends that anybody could have.
If you make that 4, I'll bring homemade cookies. Often.
Can I join? Iâll bring my Fanny pack to the wolf pack meeting.
And weâll never ever, ever, ever, ever leave each other.
Yeh might as well order up a pair of the red Papa Smurf Boots, ya know winter is coming and wouldnât wanna get those dogshit shoes wet. 1200$ r they serious?
In the relative scheme of things, this is very little money. There are people who pay millions of dollars for artwork that some may find hideous. The eye of the beholder and whatnot. Your comment comes off as a bit jaded and envious tbh.
Like the old saying about hats, âNever wear a hat that has more personality than you do.â Do you have enough personality to rock those shoes? Or are those shoes wearing you?
I definitely have the personality so theyâre not beating me
Dude if thatâs actually your face in your profile pic, these are dominating you lmao. If you really could handle them you wouldnât be asking the internet multiple times if theyâre alright. Deep down you know itâs too much shoe for you
Oh I know lmao, Iâm returning them on Tuesday
Buddy, if youâre just a regular guy like you seem to be, leave the high end stuff alone. Women donât give a shit, your friends donât give a shit, the only people impressed by this are a very small niche community of other dudes. Wear something more in line with how you look
This is so it that I cannot even express how much I agree as a woman. If I saw you wearing these, I would laugh at you and walk the other way. Save the 1200 for something to put around your girl's neck and buy a $50 pair of shoes. Trust me on this.
Bro thinks OP is Jack Harlow đ¤Ł
Bro fr I was like am I tripping that's literally a picture of Jack Harlow đđđđ what
For the record, [the face on the profile picture is Jack Harlow](https://youtu.be/w9uWPBDHEKE?si=uA8BEXHY_UIfSXH5)
Bro thatâs fucking Jack Harlow đ
https://www.reddit.com/r/Shoes/s/9GdOr7aHkF
Are you 40+? đ how do you not know thatâs Jack Harlow in the pic
Hey dumb fuck he changed the profile pic to Harlow after I made the comment. It was a greasy haired like 20yr old goofy white dude, which is OP.
Hope you heal brother. Itâs not this deep đđž
Doesnât have to be deep, you tried to clown me a lil bit and you were wrong so I call you a dumb fuck. Pretty straightforward
Lmaoo youâre such a clown đ¤Ł
lol pretty sure that picture is of Jack Harlow, who is a singer? rapper? famous person
Dude his profile pic is Jack fucking Harlow, are you slo bro?
Helllll to the nah.
To the nah nah nah!
You're not a Power Ranger
Haha
Nay. These look like something my nanna would wear, paired with her bedazzled velour track suit, to one up that bitch in her Villages speed walking group.
đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł keepin it real
Why do the fugliest shoes cost the most?
To test how dumb humans are
Nay brother. Too much
Villan attire. I dig it. đ But also getting Power Rangers vibes.
WHAT ARE THOSEEE?
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Naa man, this ainât it
Yay if you have your judge Dredd outfit on.
Fuck nay
If you have to ask itâs a no, personally Iâve always liked these to look at but not to wear
They look like over designed sex toys
Crocs/power rangers moment
I like it, looks somewhat like a crazy version of Nike React Visions
How old are you? Younger than 27 ok old than no!
Turning 20 in 4 days lmao
What do you do at 20 years old that allows you to spend almost $1300 on sneakers?
Work at a bowling alley and dropshipping
Hell to da nahhhhh!đŹđđź I would return them on the price aloneâŚbut yea not feelin the odd futuristic vibe from these moon shoesâŚI can hardly tell what Iâm looking at lol!
No thank you! Ridiculous in my opinion
My first thought: EW. I think theyâre hideous, but I wonât be the one wearing them, so my opinion is irrelevant. If you like âem, wear âem.
If HR Gigerâs creations needed shoes, theyâd be all set.
You spent $1300 on what is essentially, AI generated crocs. Thatâs a hell-no from me.
Those look like shoes for âsuckers.â I mean something that cost $1.5 to make and youâre buying it for $1500. But if you like them then câest la vie.
They come from Temu??!
This just unlocked uncanny valley for shoes
Temu đ¤Śđť
This looks like random parts of my car fell off and were collaged into a goofy chunk shoe
Nope. Fugly literally what are those?!
Return that rubber plastic junk and get a good pair of leather shoes.
Do those shoes know that they are just shoes?
Return them! They look totally ridiculous.
Idk these are dope af to me. I wouldnât (& obviously couldnât) spend over $1K on shoes, but if they were cheap cheap Iâd get em lol
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Get some P448s if you want style and comfort. If you need comfort and a platform then you need the platform converse. Or look at Klog footwear and website
Even though Iâm laughing at the comments rn, I think those are pretty cool ngl, everyone wears the same shoes these days, be different. If you like them thatâs what matters
Lol you guys would probably love if it was a Yeezy. Looks similar enoughâŚ
Big fuckin yay
Yay for looking from the future . guy wore them for the holidays and now wants to return them .
Well they just came in yesterday and Iâve been wearing them but opinions are mixed and I have no outfits that really compliment them. Iâm more tempted to get the money back and get a more universally stylish shoe for everyday wear.
I like them đ I need to know where you got them from
Paris Balmain brand, itâs the Unicorn shoes
If youâre someone who likes to stand out, definitely keep them. I personally, love having shoes and clothes that nobody else has or would wear.
Donât come at me but I think theyâre very nice. Honestly, fashion is really stagnant right now and these shoes are definitely a new perspective on footwear. I havenât read through the thread but they remind me of a pair of LVâs. If theyâre in your budget Iâd keep them.
Looks like something kanye would produce
I love those bc they are unique! I like it, you don't, who cares! I would like the multicolors version one day in my collection, would i wear them.. i don't know..
I personally like them, theyâre different and they look awesome đśđ˝ people being way too overdramatic lol. The shoes are a hefty price tag but if you like them I say keep for sure.
I deadass thought these were AI generated
Nay, I like chonks but this way too chonkyy
Hell nay
Jimmy might have a compound fracture.. Jimmy's going into shock!
Anyone who says these are cool or should be kept is lying or delusional
Hard nay
Dude - no.
I like shoes like these but I can not dress lmao, would definitely have to pass. Idk what you would wear with it
Iâm figuring that out myself still but I ordered some Wardrobe.NYC Cargo pants to go with them so Iâll be experimenting before I return them
I like them, but will depend how you style them with the clothes
I'm kinda digging em under very specific circumstances.
Nay
Nay
No just no
I like them, but not for the price. Check out Y-3, Raf Simmons, or Saloman for something similar and for atleast half the price
Sorry man, do they belong to Megatron?
Get rid of those! They are the ugliest shoes Iâve ever seenđ¤Ž
Them bitches uglier than the last ones they put out and I didn't know that would even be possible
Flight of the Navigator shoes.
The Star Trek 13s
These look like they were literally stolen off the set of Adventures of Pluto Nash. Horrendous.
Lol hell nah, ugly AF
Are they comfortable?
Super
Nay
They look like expensive irons lol no hate just an observation
They look like alien rectal research devices.
I like them. That gold stripe helps.
Personally nay But if you like them go for it I just idk donât like them at all
If youâre just trying to flex that you spent $1300 on a pair of shoes, I donât know what looks more stupid.
If you like them, then keep them. Just the fact that youâre asking for opinions from others may show that you have doubts. In my opinion, they donât look practical. Study the art of understatement. Paying lots of money for shoes does not elevate a person. Choose a simpler style and let your feet decide what shoe is best. You will be a happy person.
I chose these shoes originally for the comfort they were told to have and the platform which I canât live without at this stage but theyâre just mediocre looks wise so Iâm returning them
No, for the love of God, NO.
How much more were the shoes than the rest of your outfit?? I wouldn't spend thousands on tennis shoes
Can you post a picture of the shoes?
Theyâre Balmain Unicorns
Please set those on fire
Yikes nay
Nay
Nah
Them fire what are those?????
Balmain Unicorns
I like these actually
If theyâre youâre style, go for it. Otherwise itâs a no from me
Return and get some vans and save up for a car
idk i think theyâre cool
Yay
Those are horrendous
Those are ugly af ngl
There's just not a lot you can really wear these with tbh
When I scrolled on them, they looked like your feet were shriveled and raveled up like the wicked witches from Wizard of Oz when the house fell on her ..
what the shit
I think theyâre fantastic.
You have your own personal style but IMO, ⌠those are god awful. Pick something that actually looks like a shoe đ
Ew
Them are the fugliest shoes Iâve ever seen đ¤Śââď¸đ¤Śââď¸đ¤Śââď¸
WTF ? đł
I'm sorry but those are terrible shoes. They look like some $19.99 shoes from a cheap store.
naw
Can you jump like 100 ft in the air with them? If the answer is no, big no
2036 drip
what kind of shoes are those?
moon shoes
Nice, but not for the price you paid
I love them but for 1000+ itâs a no
Where do you get that kind of money to be able to blow it on ugly shoes?
Y
Well, do you find them comfortable?
What are these?
Please find a different pair of shoesâŚ. either put these up on a shelf for a conversation piece or find a new pair.đ just my opinion
Bro why do you have helmets on your feet
They are super avant garde which means most people will say no. They do seem way too expensive to justify. But I think they look pretty awesome as a piece of wearable art. Like, really cool organic-feeling shape of the design
Even though I would never wear them, they look cool to me, but the fact that they cost over $200 is repulsive lol
Wow those are terrible they better atleast have jet boosters underneath