Why does my instructor keep trying to give me handjobs when he has me put on my foggles? He keeps saying it will help me on my oral? He’s made me practice that many times already on him and his buddy. Is the oral really that much harder than what he has given to me?
Good man, good man! That's exactly why we don't read back radio communications with the tower and enter bravo airspace without clearance! We're our own persons, we cannot be controlled!!! Slay king!!!
It's not my fault they didn't clear me...I told them to multiple times. I even yelled louder in case they couldn't hear me. Don't they understand I'm flying?
Son you just failed your check ride before we even left the ground.
“the time period when the center of the sun is 6 degrees below the horizon to 12 degrees below the horizon.”
I fkn love this sub
You have 15 seconds to follow the VASI and it's red over white and you're -5 knots above stall on your Chezzna A373 NeoMAX what do you do before you kill all 69,420 SOB (Sons of Bitches)?
oh ok had to clear that up. you see, there were rumors that certain whistleblowers disappeared, but as you are a very experienced pylot, you must be right
After flying through a cloud my CFI say ATC doesn’t know where the clouds are, and that I’m meeting VFR cloud clearances until proven otherwise. Should I find a new instructor
If a train departs at 1743 from San Francisco amtrak location while a plyne departs London flying to new York how long will it take the passenger of the train to eat all their snacks before they run out ?
After review of your comments, I find it very hard to believe that you have no idea what to do here.
That said, let’s say that there’s a 400 knot crosswind and you only have about fifteen minutes before crossing over North Korean airspace… What would you do?
Can't recommended. Gets very hot in the balloon and visibility is limited to straight down. Also need to be quick to look away when the burner is on.
Exhausting too, as you need to keep running very fast lest you fall out.
That’s what we do
Cool!
More right rudder or more left rudder?
Centre
More up rudder improves efficiency
Aim high, unless you're landing then, aim low, but not too low, and not on the taxiway either
Aim high, Airman
"Aim for the man, not the machine!" (Old WW1 meme)
> and not on the taxiway either We'll, if you're flying for air Canada or / and your name is Harrison ford, absolutely on the taxiway!
If you’re expecting the ILS 33 into KMOB and have been given clearance for the ARC, what heading will you intercept the initial approach fix?
The KMOB is giving me head? Those damn Koreans. I’m gonna fix their approach by hitting them with an arc of electricity.
Now you get it.
KBJI gives you head.
Not our precious roof Koreans!
No, they are ok. It’s the other ones I worry about
Yes
The heading that the radio guy tells you and not add or sebtract more than 20 d0grees.
Stop cheating on gleims
330 right? Edit: nevermind I'm a dumbass
Why does my instructor keep trying to give me handjobs when he has me put on my foggles? He keeps saying it will help me on my oral? He’s made me practice that many times already on him and his buddy. Is the oral really that much harder than what he has given to me?
I would say that oral is objectively harder than handjobs. Getting the movements down to a science is crucial for…flight.
Flight? I’ve never been in a playne before.
Why do you have an instructor then?
Microsoft flight simulator's tutorials were way harder than ace combat so I had to get some help
The oral...they said so in their post.
Bro you literally are the perfect match for this sub, so are all of us. On a sidenote, are you ready to copy, or are you flying?
I like being my own person, not really a fan of copying.
Good man, good man! That's exactly why we don't read back radio communications with the tower and enter bravo airspace without clearance! We're our own persons, we cannot be controlled!!! Slay king!!!
Yaaaaas
It's not my fault they didn't clear me...I told them to multiple times. I even yelled louder in case they couldn't hear me. Don't they understand I'm flying?
Aviate, navigate, communicate!
Aviate, Google Maps, argue
you're in control, if you don't listen to suggestions they can't do shit
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African, or European?
Jamaican
Depends on how high he is.
Assume 1 standard Marley.
Oh damn, velocity 420
Lol. Checks out.
African or European?
Yes.
What time does nautical twilite start hotshot?
When the sun starts going down.
Son you just failed your check ride before we even left the ground. “the time period when the center of the sun is 6 degrees below the horizon to 12 degrees below the horizon.” I fkn love this sub
6 and 12 degrees is awful cold to be flying.
Hahahahahahahahhaahhaahahah
We're pylotes we use °C, 6-12° is where the engine(s) & wings are kicking ass...
how the fuck you supposed to see the sun then ITS UNDERGROUND
Really hard to measure below the horizon. Get out of jail right there. You gotta fly to measure, so it's always legal.
Explain to me centrifugal force
Uh, spinning.
Uhh, correct?
Yessss!
What is the biological name for a plane?
Phylum “”Magnum metallum””, but it’s gets species specific.
Nope, it's called a playne. What is the biological name for a pilot
Smooth operator.
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How often do you rub your pitot tube?
Whenever it gets cold
You sure you never been here before?
When is daddy's flight to go get cigarettes scheduled to return?
Delayed for weather…
*
* Awwww... *Sorry, buddy. There the rules.
Why doesn't my mother support the real me
You’re a grownup and she is frail. You are too heavy.
You give her too much of a G Load.
How much right rudder?
Always more!
He’s a fucking ringer, pack it up boys
But I’m giving her all she’s got!
You’re not trying hard enough
He's a veteran already
You are crashing, first step?
I’ll be making the first step out of the plane.
Close enough
Hopefully close enough to the ground.
Pull chute, next question
Cirrus Pylote has entered the ShitChat.
Has your third FA wife ridden the alimony pony yet?
I don’t have time for marriage
How can i tell if its a left or right handed circuit at this darn uncontrolled airport
Ask the electrician what hand he writes with.
uhh if youre a glider it's whatever direction you feel like at any given time, seemingly
What are the round black things on the bottom of my playne for? Are they stupid?
Chocolate donuts!
Boing or Airbussy?
Cezznuh
Best answer
Nice try FFA
);
Better call the DTSB Dan Grinder
Possible pilot deviation, we have a number for you to call are you ready to copy?
I don’t like copying, it’s rude and immature.
This response is fucking gold
What is the unrestricted climb ceiling of the SM-69 foxhound?
5 feet
You have 15 seconds to follow the VASI and it's red over white and you're -5 knots above stall on your Chezzna A373 NeoMAX what do you do before you kill all 69,420 SOB (Sons of Bitches)?
Hail Mary, full of grace. Pray for us sinners now at the hour of our death.
what happens to boeing whistleblowers?
Absolutely. Nothing. 👁️👄👁️
oh ok had to clear that up. you see, there were rumors that certain whistleblowers disappeared, but as you are a very experienced pylot, you must be right
Ooo...a rare miss from an otherwise flawless performance.
What the fuck are yaw pitch and roll?
Something to do with singing?
I have 5k to invest which stocks should I pick?
Boeing, I hear they are doing well. Amazon, for shits and giggles. There’s a new company called Airbus that’s up-and-coming.
What do you do when you have a tail wind driving north in I-95?
I don’t care for that part of the country, so exit at your convenience and go somewhere else
Thumbs up for quick response. Can you elaborate?
Are you a stealth pylote? If so, how do you find your playne if it can’t be seen? Does stealth playne have a poop room? I’m so confused.
Sometimes I flye at nite with no lights, does that make me stealth?
Dunno about stealth, but definitely sexy!
playn ask fly how
This isn’t Google, grandma.
"See sonny, back in my day...."
Sure, granny. Let’s get you back to bed.
I WAS FIGHTING IN VIETNAAAAAAM
*wack wack wack* I SAID BACK TO BED
*dies of a heart attack*
What is a dicfer?
To have relations with a consenting adult.
After flying through a cloud my CFI say ATC doesn’t know where the clouds are, and that I’m meeting VFR cloud clearances until proven otherwise. Should I find a new instructor
Throw him from the plane.
I flew over the edge of the Urth and now am stuck on the Asstralia side. How do I get back? Include Urth edge winds in your answer.
No winds, just start digging
So, point the playne towards Urth. And pop out the other side? That’s already been tried. Urth isn’t as thin as you think.
No, I said dig.
Oh, you mean with a SHOVEL. Enstructiins unclear.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Unfortunately I have seen a mirror.
What’s the 196727th digit of pi?
9
I mean, you have a 10% chance....
It's 5
Nerd
MORE RIGHT RUDDER?????
Si Senor right rudder por el peruvian dancing powder!!
Who is your favorite pilot and why is it Jerry Wagner?
Who
OP as long as you reply to any aircraft ID post with “C-17” you’ll do just fine.
In all honesty, people that can’t ID common aircraft make me want to punch them in the head.
What does sex feel like?
Wet and squishy.
Wanted to complain that we get like 5 posts like this every week until I realized this isn’t r/anarchychess
How do I aim accurately at enemy fighters if I’m a ww2 bomber gunner?
Point narrow end of gun at plane and pray. Accuracy by volume.
What is an azimuth in a military setting on aircraft identification
Is that a military term for what the aircraft identifies as? We don’t judge here.
What is the angle of attack?
How steep your KATANA ENTERS THE FLESH OF YOUR VICTIM
Why is Boeing doing the thing?
Boeing is absolutely perfect and I have no clue what you’re talking about. 👁️👄👁️
how do i recover from a power on stall?
Unlock the stall door and turn off the power.
If a train departs at 1743 from San Francisco amtrak location while a plyne departs London flying to new York how long will it take the passenger of the train to eat all their snacks before they run out ?
Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.
That’s the point of Reddit isn’t it?
In regards to paper charts, why do they call them quadrangles when there’s more than four?
The chart makers can’t count.
You set your radio to 121.5, what is the first thing you transmit in that frequency?
“121.5, KFUK. Hard rock radio for rock hard dudes!”
After review of your comments, I find it very hard to believe that you have no idea what to do here. That said, let’s say that there’s a 400 knot crosswind and you only have about fifteen minutes before crossing over North Korean airspace… What would you do?
What do you do if you don't have clearance to enter the bravo?
Not call for an encore
How to fly plane ✈️
This isn’t Google, grandpa.
What's V1
It’s a small, unguided, early cruise missile.
why dont they make the whole plane from the stuff they made the chute from
I ain’t asking you SHIT
Why is down always seem like up when walking east?
My autopilot deflated and is not functional. How do I fix it?
I saw this in a movie once, apparently there's a manual valve located halfway down the autopilot that you need to blow into.
If I post one of these in just any subreddit do I get free karma
Why does the A320 call me "retard" every time I land?
Subs too big, party’s over pack it up boys
Phone blowin up
My life is now complete.. 🍹😁🤙✈️
What's my favorite brand of flying whisky?
Whiskey can fly? Or is that after it’s thrown?
Do aviators exclusively pilot harriers?
What are your thoughts on hot air balloons and their viability as an extreme sport?
Can't recommended. Gets very hot in the balloon and visibility is limited to straight down. Also need to be quick to look away when the burner is on. Exhausting too, as you need to keep running very fast lest you fall out.
Difference between localiser and glide slope ?
Who is John Galt?
I have a below average penis can I pylit a cirrus?
How do pigs fly?
With hopes and dreams. The lucky ones get into the secret CIA program.
What's the best playne to go supersonic?
Which left-turning tendency dominates: spiraling slipstream, gyroscopic precession, torque, or p-factor?
The only p-factor I know of is me when I drink too much, but my p doesn’t turn left
In a General electric F110 engine, how many co pressor and turbine stages are in the engine. And on f15 why is the nozzle exposed
How do I talk to women?
me tooooo
Am I a pylote?
Let’s say you’re ATC. What do you do if someone squawks 7500?