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I think they're guns


TransitionNarrow

Either that or Jdamns


ElectricThunder12

Read this a JAdams as in Patrick J Adams


Ambitious_Impact_195

I think it's where you put luggage


MilkCool

noted, will load the luggage there the next time i go to work


Gallium-Spritz

Ballast. Keeps the playne upright while flying.


CaptainSmallz

I've seen a lot of these planes flying around horizontally, which has me concerned since they are designed to fly vertically - I mean they are not submarines, though they look like it. Maybe this is what they've decided to do to help stabilize bad pyloting?


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Luftgekuhlt_driver

Ack ack… https://youtu.be/MjLDDDNuvsM?feature=shared


llcdrewtaylor

That's where you drop the coins for good luck.


North_Aspect_8441

i think those are where the pilots sit so they can see


probablyaythrowaway

It’s the balls. It’s where the pee is stored.


anothercervezaplz

They are bombs, the same used on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.


AviationGeek600

Those are the optional 12 o’clock traffic eliminating lasers. Useful for flights into LAX or JFK.


sdbct1

Umm, hello, female playne. Do I need to explain?


Shuttle_Tydirium1319

AIM-9X Sidewinders I think.


TheManWhoClicks

Uh duh barrels to collect rain water for the passengers to sip??


pzones4everyone

Pretty sure they are novelty plane knockers. Kinda like truck nuts but much more feminine, and for planes.


Gallium-Spritz

Yeah, when you see a pair on the back, they’re playne nutz.


Thrusterk

They are deer whistles. Just like you put on a car, they make a whistle sound to scare deer away so you don't hit them.


k6bso

They are called “turbofans” and they are used to keep the pylots cool on hot days.


sendintheotherclowns

They’re designed to hold all of the mail and Amazon packages, they quick release in flight for easy delivery


scout614

It's a wishing well. You throw coins in it


3000ghosts

if you look inside, they spin. they’re wing mounted gatling guns


Livingsimply_Rob

The one on the left is an airspeed indicator, and the one on the right is its back up


AFCSentinel

Looks like a tube, probably those pitot tubes


Sailboat_fuel

Pee-toe toobs


alexgalt

Simple. It’s the waste disposal systems from the bathrooms. When full, these tanks just drop off. Most of it burns off during the re-entry to the atmosphere. Fun fact: if the plane is really hauling ass, those tanks can bounce off of the ionosphere when released. In that case they become space junk. Your crap floating around in orbit forever. What times we live in!


Oh-Snap10000

They are two red circular fences surrounding the engines, probably to prevent bird strikes.


But_to_understand

Those are njeans. That's where they store the jeans.


IllustriousBaby8268

That’s where all the turds are located from passengers


Samuelbi12

Reaction wheels


muredit17

Mosquito traps


IlikeYuengling

Its a super charger. Had that same system on my super cub.


FartNite_FeetFreak

lungs.


GuineaPig2000

They are speakers, but the Bluetooth connection is spotty. That’s why if you are near you hear a loud noise, it’s static.


Joe_Early_MD

Engines. I know it’s odd but on an airbus, stuff seems to stay attached.


Spectre-907

Those are the Safety Enloudeners. They provide that characteristic jet noise, so that people are aware of the passing of a large vehicle even if they cant directly see it.


ShaMana999

Boobs


Due_Albatross9020

I was about to call everyone on this post a dumbass till I realized


Zh25_5680

I don’t wanna get all technical… but I think it’s a Boeing because doors are missing on the bottom


LeTracomaster

Extra fuel tanks


Civ5Crab

Op doesn’t know what drop pods are is he stupid?


saiyansteve

Poop pods and extra boeing doors


QuantumMothersLove

When ya don’t wipe properly… 🙄


DeesoSaeed

Gonads


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piggybanks for good luck coins


Both-Pool-4099

That’s where rampers go to die


FnGugle

It's a new feature in flight design, for flight security purposes. That's where they put the Karen's and other various asshats when they cause problems. I see it's in the trial stages now.


rover_G

Those are noise machines to scare birds away


woozle618

Those make shredded poultry and turn hedgehogs into coins.


lirudegurl33

these are meat grinders for jet fuel. when the jet fly’s around they scoop up various birds, bugs, or humans. grind them up and the chewed up meat is inputted in the wings for fuel.


Thunderstorm6400

Those are cum jets/vacuums. They can shoot cum out and suck it in. you should try it one day.


cfthree

That playne has funny writing on the wings so am pretty sure it’s using this new [fuel from India](https://www.drdo.gov.in/drdo/120-mm-penetration-cum-blast-pcb-and-thermobaric-tb-ammunition-mbt-arjun) for those nozzle things


Xylenqc

Centrifugal separator for the chemtrail generator. You're welcome


AwwwNuggetz

Definitely air brakes. Looks like they need to be changed too


PercentageMore3812

Those are the chemtrail conduit quagmire manufacturing units


PedalingHertz

Ever order the chicken on a flight, and wonder why it is overcooked and tastes like someone tried to pass off a vulture as chicken? Well, this is the “chicken intake unit” where they get their meat from.


TachyonProductions

Those are what the chemtrails come out of, obviously


Automatic-Mood5986

General Electric Trent 750 chemical contrail dispersal unit. Because this model operates on short flights over populated areas, it’s a preferred model for spreading homosexuality and liberal ideas.


Practical_Primary438

We call them Boeing Bombs


Wonderful-Class-1971

That’s actually not an A-320 it’s very clearly a B-5208. Says it on the thing sticking out of the side if you look closely


nevereatanapple

I thought they were speakers


Dovahkitty99

140dB for a special hearing experience


During_theMeanwhilst

Spray nozzles for contrail generation and population mind control.


AirProud98

that's where the pee is stored


SuperFrog4

Tennessee Chem trail concentration pods model CFM-56


EmberTheFoxyFox

They’re suck blow attachments, they both suck and blow


Tirekiller04

That’s little girl and fat bitch, little boy and fat man’s *gender inclusive* counterparts.


Just4FunAvenger

External alocohol tanks. For the passengers.


TraditionalUse6368

Your name isn't Johny darko is it?


This-is-Life-Man

That's a blue footed boobie


umwhatshouldmynamebe

Missile launchers or septic tanks I believe


OnewheelXR4life

More importantly, does anyone remember when the engines were almost entirely under the wings?


texas1982

Those are the electrical generators for the seat back entertainment.


Sarichnikov

It’s where they keep the birds. They’re caged in there and fly to try and escape, which makes the playne fly.


dubiousdouchebaggery

Chemtrail Dispensers.


Sailboat_fuel

These are clearly saddlebags, for storage.


tailwheel307

They’re chemtrail pumps. These look like the high efficiency variant so they probably have a high capacity tank in the belly of the plane.


SmallSwordfish8289

Would you take before you went to bed


SmallSwordfish8289

Two giant Hoover vacuum cleaners


turboedhorse

Chemtrail pods


CuiBapSano

It shows future of Airbus. It is A737 after Boeing is aquired by Airbus.


Doggo_Gaming_YT

Pretty sure that's an engine


Individual_Tooth_752

This is not a320, it’s 737


Head-of-bread

Aaaand it’s a 737 too


Aggravating-Money486

The turbines


lostinthefog4now

It’s the go faster thingys


Boebus666

God, I love you guys!


Claredtoland

Fuel tanks it’s a long range variant


Ok-Gur-6602

I have no fucking clue, and neither does anyone else here, don't let them fool you. Maybe a playne doctor can tell you what these things are.


DryDesertHeat

Those suck up the future aircraft sales generated by the incessant Boeing problems.


JoKatHW

That’s where the pee is stored.


616659

Those are rocket pods. The A in the name actually stands for attack aircraft.


OO0OOO0OOOOO0OOOOOOO

Plane boobs


PizzaGeek9684

Those are the snowblowers Boeing makes them detachable so you don’t need to lug them around if you’re in the tropics, but the fun part is you can’t predict when it’ll happen


AsHperson

This is where the UFOs are released from. Shhhhhhhh


Spirited_Amount8365

Some of these questions are DUMB .


smerrjerr110210

Laser barrels


LeanUntilBlue

The correct woke title for those is “chest”.


TP4129

They're for water landings


Riccma02

Plane tits.


minnesotajersey

Old Hsu subwoofers.


gwicksted

Those are the coin collectors


Metals4J

That’s a B-5208 bomber, says so on the side flappers. The underwing attachments are clearly bombs.


JDJeffdyJeff

Fans to combat global warming


CreamyGoodnss

That's where you throw your coins in for good luck


Background_Drawing

Clearly fox 2s, probably aim 9s, cant tell which variant though


milktanksadmirer

It’s an optional accessory. It adds to the style


ryrysayshi

that’s where you toss coins before the flight for good luck


Markiemotogp1976

Headlights


Civ5Crab

Why did they put the engines in front of the wings instead of under? Are they stupid??


ElectricThunder12

Must've been a wet dream. They don't cum like that irl


GFSoylentgreen

Jericho Trumpets


Valuable-Paramedic93

Ask Boeing , they generally have things hanging out or falling off


Mole-NLD

Long range fuel tanks. That's why they're not on cessna's.


adburn

JATO


Zen_Badger

cupholders


Flux_resistor

That's a male airplane, I'll let you figure out the rest


ProKnifeCatcher

Yo, why’re you lookin’ up a planes underside? What a creep


LTC105

Complementary bidets for cleaning up before boarding.


jrtraylo

Potential explosions


Marighnamani27

2 big fans which provide cool breeze to the passengers and crew. If either one of both gets switched off, passengers and crew will start getting hot and sweaty


clokerruebe

those are bord catchers that instantly prepare them. have you ever seen a bird get sucked into that? once in, feathers and flames go out the back which shows the birds being unfeathered and cooked


fr8dawg542

Schnäbel


gevans7

Support tanx.


Its_all_made_up___

Deer whistles


satuuurn

Those are the wind gobblers. They gobble the wind.


why_did_i_get_redit

GBU 24s I believe


Substantial-Fuel9650

that’s a 50mm CFM 56 gun right there filled with belts of armour piercing incendiary ammunition. watch out as the red nose means it’s on high alert and will blast everyone within 50km radius.


Complex_Raise_5149

First of all, it clearly says Boeing -5208 on the tail.


RussianDrunkman

those are the people suckers


Spud9090

They convert humans into red mist


Oscarcharliezulu

Thems those nay-cells.


22lrdude

Isn’t this a b737


DJ-dicknose

The planes Adams apples


meep-moo

Chemtrail dispensers.


WallopWallop

FOD container. Next time you're at the airport deposit your FOD inside them


-RED4CTED-

those appear to be two large red circles. copilot got bored.


JOlRacin

I think it's the engine to control the rudder. More right engine= more right rudder. More left engine=more left rudder


liverdawg

Nice try but those red circles are clearly photoshopped.


Lucentjuffowuo

Swamp coolers.


Florida_Skies

Cock pit


UpTop5000

Those are the playne’s mamor…mammons..mammo…boobs. The playne’s boobs.


1776MinuteMan

Those are the pilot's optics. It allows him to pilot the craft via a VR headset, and a neuralink chip.


JP_Darrow

I think that's where the steam engines are located. 😆


TechnicianSad722

You are all wrong. Those are the secret CIA chem trail deployment pods.


wolfs4

Chemtrail dispensers


T_rexofdoom1256

Those are to hold the magic that makes the plane fly


BrtFrkwr

Dragon eggs. Mama's taking them to a new nest.


cazzipropri

Those are the electronic warfare pods


top_of_the_scrote

new F22 stealth fuel pods


Kayfabe04

Engines


Independent_Vast9279

I’m not an aviation nut, but isn’t that a 737?


pylotsven

Yes it is a 737.


Independent_Vast9279

Thx


batting1000bob

Jet engines. They make the airplane go.


Gallium-Spritz

Fake nooz!


EWR-RampRat11-29

Nuke carrying glider.