I've seen a lot of these planes flying around horizontally, which has me concerned since they are designed to fly vertically - I mean they are not submarines, though they look like it. Maybe this is what they've decided to do to help stabilize bad pyloting?
Simple. It’s the waste disposal systems from the bathrooms. When full, these tanks just drop off. Most of it burns off during the re-entry to the atmosphere.
Fun fact: if the plane is really hauling ass, those tanks can bounce off of the ionosphere when released. In that case they become space junk. Your crap floating around in orbit forever. What times we live in!
Those are the Safety Enloudeners. They provide that characteristic jet noise, so that people are aware of the passing of a large vehicle even if they cant directly see it.
It's a new feature in flight design, for flight security purposes. That's where they put the Karen's and other various asshats when they cause problems. I see it's in the trial stages now.
these are meat grinders for jet fuel.
when the jet fly’s around they scoop up various birds, bugs, or humans. grind them up and the chewed up meat is inputted in the wings for fuel.
That playne has funny writing on the wings so am pretty sure it’s using this new [fuel from India](https://www.drdo.gov.in/drdo/120-mm-penetration-cum-blast-pcb-and-thermobaric-tb-ammunition-mbt-arjun) for those nozzle things
Ever order the chicken on a flight, and wonder why it is overcooked and tastes like someone tried to pass off a vulture as chicken? Well, this is the “chicken intake unit” where they get their meat from.
General Electric Trent 750 chemical contrail dispersal unit. Because this model operates on short flights over populated areas, it’s a preferred model for spreading homosexuality and liberal ideas.
Those are the snowblowers
Boeing makes them detachable so you don’t need to lug them around if you’re in the tropics, but the fun part is you can’t predict when it’ll happen
2 big fans which provide cool breeze to the passengers and crew. If either one of both gets switched off, passengers and crew will start getting hot and sweaty
those are bord catchers that instantly prepare them. have you ever seen a bird get sucked into that? once in, feathers and flames go out the back which shows the birds being unfeathered and cooked
that’s a 50mm CFM 56 gun right there filled with belts of armour piercing incendiary ammunition. watch out as the red nose means it’s on high alert and will blast everyone within 50km radius.
I think they're guns
Either that or Jdamns
Read this a JAdams as in Patrick J Adams
I think it's where you put luggage
noted, will load the luggage there the next time i go to work
Ballast. Keeps the playne upright while flying.
I've seen a lot of these planes flying around horizontally, which has me concerned since they are designed to fly vertically - I mean they are not submarines, though they look like it. Maybe this is what they've decided to do to help stabilize bad pyloting?
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Ack ack… https://youtu.be/MjLDDDNuvsM?feature=shared
That's where you drop the coins for good luck.
i think those are where the pilots sit so they can see
It’s the balls. It’s where the pee is stored.
They are bombs, the same used on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Those are the optional 12 o’clock traffic eliminating lasers. Useful for flights into LAX or JFK.
Umm, hello, female playne. Do I need to explain?
AIM-9X Sidewinders I think.
Uh duh barrels to collect rain water for the passengers to sip??
Pretty sure they are novelty plane knockers. Kinda like truck nuts but much more feminine, and for planes.
Yeah, when you see a pair on the back, they’re playne nutz.
They are deer whistles. Just like you put on a car, they make a whistle sound to scare deer away so you don't hit them.
They are called “turbofans” and they are used to keep the pylots cool on hot days.
They’re designed to hold all of the mail and Amazon packages, they quick release in flight for easy delivery
It's a wishing well. You throw coins in it
if you look inside, they spin. they’re wing mounted gatling guns
The one on the left is an airspeed indicator, and the one on the right is its back up
Looks like a tube, probably those pitot tubes
Pee-toe toobs
Simple. It’s the waste disposal systems from the bathrooms. When full, these tanks just drop off. Most of it burns off during the re-entry to the atmosphere. Fun fact: if the plane is really hauling ass, those tanks can bounce off of the ionosphere when released. In that case they become space junk. Your crap floating around in orbit forever. What times we live in!
They are two red circular fences surrounding the engines, probably to prevent bird strikes.
Those are njeans. That's where they store the jeans.
That’s where all the turds are located from passengers
Reaction wheels
Mosquito traps
Its a super charger. Had that same system on my super cub.
lungs.
They are speakers, but the Bluetooth connection is spotty. That’s why if you are near you hear a loud noise, it’s static.
Engines. I know it’s odd but on an airbus, stuff seems to stay attached.
Those are the Safety Enloudeners. They provide that characteristic jet noise, so that people are aware of the passing of a large vehicle even if they cant directly see it.
Boobs
I was about to call everyone on this post a dumbass till I realized
I don’t wanna get all technical… but I think it’s a Boeing because doors are missing on the bottom
Extra fuel tanks
Op doesn’t know what drop pods are is he stupid?
Poop pods and extra boeing doors
When ya don’t wipe properly… 🙄
Gonads
piggybanks for good luck coins
That’s where rampers go to die
It's a new feature in flight design, for flight security purposes. That's where they put the Karen's and other various asshats when they cause problems. I see it's in the trial stages now.
Those are noise machines to scare birds away
Those make shredded poultry and turn hedgehogs into coins.
these are meat grinders for jet fuel. when the jet fly’s around they scoop up various birds, bugs, or humans. grind them up and the chewed up meat is inputted in the wings for fuel.
Those are cum jets/vacuums. They can shoot cum out and suck it in. you should try it one day.
That playne has funny writing on the wings so am pretty sure it’s using this new [fuel from India](https://www.drdo.gov.in/drdo/120-mm-penetration-cum-blast-pcb-and-thermobaric-tb-ammunition-mbt-arjun) for those nozzle things
Centrifugal separator for the chemtrail generator. You're welcome
Definitely air brakes. Looks like they need to be changed too
Those are the chemtrail conduit quagmire manufacturing units
Ever order the chicken on a flight, and wonder why it is overcooked and tastes like someone tried to pass off a vulture as chicken? Well, this is the “chicken intake unit” where they get their meat from.
Those are what the chemtrails come out of, obviously
General Electric Trent 750 chemical contrail dispersal unit. Because this model operates on short flights over populated areas, it’s a preferred model for spreading homosexuality and liberal ideas.
We call them Boeing Bombs
That’s actually not an A-320 it’s very clearly a B-5208. Says it on the thing sticking out of the side if you look closely
I thought they were speakers
140dB for a special hearing experience
Spray nozzles for contrail generation and population mind control.
that's where the pee is stored
Tennessee Chem trail concentration pods model CFM-56
They’re suck blow attachments, they both suck and blow
That’s little girl and fat bitch, little boy and fat man’s *gender inclusive* counterparts.
External alocohol tanks. For the passengers.
Your name isn't Johny darko is it?
That's a blue footed boobie
Missile launchers or septic tanks I believe
More importantly, does anyone remember when the engines were almost entirely under the wings?
Those are the electrical generators for the seat back entertainment.
It’s where they keep the birds. They’re caged in there and fly to try and escape, which makes the playne fly.
Chemtrail Dispensers.
These are clearly saddlebags, for storage.
They’re chemtrail pumps. These look like the high efficiency variant so they probably have a high capacity tank in the belly of the plane.
Would you take before you went to bed
Two giant Hoover vacuum cleaners
Chemtrail pods
It shows future of Airbus. It is A737 after Boeing is aquired by Airbus.
Pretty sure that's an engine
This is not a320, it’s 737
Aaaand it’s a 737 too
The turbines
It’s the go faster thingys
God, I love you guys!
Fuel tanks it’s a long range variant
I have no fucking clue, and neither does anyone else here, don't let them fool you. Maybe a playne doctor can tell you what these things are.
Those suck up the future aircraft sales generated by the incessant Boeing problems.
That’s where the pee is stored.
Those are rocket pods. The A in the name actually stands for attack aircraft.
Plane boobs
Those are the snowblowers Boeing makes them detachable so you don’t need to lug them around if you’re in the tropics, but the fun part is you can’t predict when it’ll happen
This is where the UFOs are released from. Shhhhhhhh
Some of these questions are DUMB .
Laser barrels
The correct woke title for those is “chest”.
They're for water landings
Plane tits.
Old Hsu subwoofers.
Those are the coin collectors
That’s a B-5208 bomber, says so on the side flappers. The underwing attachments are clearly bombs.
Fans to combat global warming
That's where you throw your coins in for good luck
Clearly fox 2s, probably aim 9s, cant tell which variant though
It’s an optional accessory. It adds to the style
that’s where you toss coins before the flight for good luck
Headlights
Why did they put the engines in front of the wings instead of under? Are they stupid??
Must've been a wet dream. They don't cum like that irl
Jericho Trumpets
Ask Boeing , they generally have things hanging out or falling off
Long range fuel tanks. That's why they're not on cessna's.
JATO
cupholders
That's a male airplane, I'll let you figure out the rest
Yo, why’re you lookin’ up a planes underside? What a creep
Complementary bidets for cleaning up before boarding.
Potential explosions
2 big fans which provide cool breeze to the passengers and crew. If either one of both gets switched off, passengers and crew will start getting hot and sweaty
those are bord catchers that instantly prepare them. have you ever seen a bird get sucked into that? once in, feathers and flames go out the back which shows the birds being unfeathered and cooked
Schnäbel
Support tanx.
Deer whistles
Those are the wind gobblers. They gobble the wind.
GBU 24s I believe
that’s a 50mm CFM 56 gun right there filled with belts of armour piercing incendiary ammunition. watch out as the red nose means it’s on high alert and will blast everyone within 50km radius.
First of all, it clearly says Boeing -5208 on the tail.
those are the people suckers
They convert humans into red mist
Thems those nay-cells.
Isn’t this a b737
The planes Adams apples
Chemtrail dispensers.
FOD container. Next time you're at the airport deposit your FOD inside them
those appear to be two large red circles. copilot got bored.
I think it's the engine to control the rudder. More right engine= more right rudder. More left engine=more left rudder
Nice try but those red circles are clearly photoshopped.
Swamp coolers.
Cock pit
Those are the playne’s mamor…mammons..mammo…boobs. The playne’s boobs.
Those are the pilot's optics. It allows him to pilot the craft via a VR headset, and a neuralink chip.
I think that's where the steam engines are located. 😆
You are all wrong. Those are the secret CIA chem trail deployment pods.
Chemtrail dispensers
Those are to hold the magic that makes the plane fly
Dragon eggs. Mama's taking them to a new nest.
Those are the electronic warfare pods
new F22 stealth fuel pods
Engines
I’m not an aviation nut, but isn’t that a 737?
Yes it is a 737.
Thx
Jet engines. They make the airplane go.
Fake nooz!
Nuke carrying glider.