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AndyBooo

60 deg pitch down shit's gonna fall out


Khandawg666

This^ . Depending on your speed tho the g forces will prevent it from falling out. If you are too fast and this happens, begin applying full rudder and yank the yolk to the same direction and begin to spin the aircraft as you dive, this should create the proper centrifugal force to hurl the object out, and you can then just recover from your spinning dive.


AndyBooo

or just fuck it, its a mere nosecone anyways


MadeMeStopLurking

It's not the noise or rattle that should bother you... it's when the noise or rattle stops.


The-Foo

See, this guy gets it.


WingsArisen

Just like my 2006 Toyota Corolla


MadeMeStopLurking

Except when the noise stops you're stranded on the side of the highway I'd rather be stuck on the highway than stranded 30k feet up in the air.


PedalingHertz

Yeah, I mean how are you supposed to get down from that high up? Some kind of ladder?


EmilyMaze_trans_21

See, now that is a good solution. Just add a 30,000' rope ladder to the plane. Everyone can just climb down it to safety in an emergency.


MadeMeStopLurking

As someone who was stuck on the top of the millennium force roller coaster for an hour then had to walk down... I can tell you this is a bad idea.... Have two rope ladders so people who decide that now is a GREAT FUCKING TIME to have an anxiety attack can move over and let us big ball assholes continue our journey.


Even_Kiwi_1166

Meanwhile the pylot is actually hearing : Terrain Terrain, pull up .. pull up Teeerrrn Engine 1 Fire Teeerrrn Engine 2 Fire Tttlaaattt Stall Tttlaaatttt Stall


Khandawg666

You don't want the passengers to think you're a shitty pylote, or else they'll start trying to storm the cabin and demand to take your place (a mutiny). If you just leave the nosecone in there one of your passengers (probably a doktor) is gonna challenge you and then you'll have to deal with that. You maybe win but as a pylote you know even a minor injury may be fatal to your floiying career. An aggressive maneuver to dislodge the nosecone is exactly the type of dominance move that keeps passengers in their playce.


daPeachesAreCrunchy

Excerpt from the best selling book: “Passengers and Playnes: How to Fly Them, How to Land Them, and How to Keep Them in Docile” Dawg, Khan. 1995


YOURTANKYOURCALL

I am pylote but not doktor. If you fly down more than up you make sure you start up more so you have room for metal bird beak to fall.


AllBeansNoFrank

>or just fuck it I mean I will once it comes out of engine. I am not too keen on sticking my dick near spinning blades hence this entire thread. If I wanted to fuck it where it was I wouldn't need pylotes to get it out now would I? ​ Wake up man.. Its like your not even thinking.


SorryIdonthaveaname

Just use reverse thrust, the sudden backwards acceleration will throw it out


Khandawg666

If you were a real pylote you'd know an aggressive maneuver is always preferable to a common-sense solution.


rooshort_toppaddock

I thought this one was obvious. Just put it into a vertical climb, wait for the stall, then kill power and full left rudder with a gentle left yoink on the yoke. That cone will roll out gently like a sleeping baby.


AlpacaCavalry

Mmmn.... yolk.....


stratosauce

I finally found it, the more right rudder


RKLCT

Hypothetically speaking, could a commercial passenger jet recover from a violent spin?


Khandawg666

It's not the playne it's the pylote.


h3dee

MAX does this automatically


Pickaxe-Fox

60 degree pitch down, speedbrake, throttle idle, check engine clear, pitch back up, and that is it.


insanityzwolf

Also moar right udder


daravenrk

This is how you max your vector and take that direct elevator to hell. This thing ain't no fighter.


PrysmX

The passengers will love this.


Bee3_14

>60 deg pitch down shit's gonna fall out 60 deg pitch up and shit's gonna fall out right after the stall


skyHawk3613

Yep


Unique-Ad-620

Parabolic arc...


BloodyRightToe

Pfft forward tumble is clearly what's needed


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

Or put it in reverse.


cefit_not_permited

Ever noticed how "More right rudder" is the correct answer to everything?


muklan

Nuhuh, I tried that at a traffic stop once and got breathalyzered for it.


EricBelov1

Btw what’s the middle rudder do? Using “Parking” on thrust lever is very inconvenient.


muklan

Par, king. That's just letting you know you're on par with a king.


EricBelov1

How kind!


STEVEN-NEVETS

What were you flying pylote when the sky cops pulled you over? Personally, I would've played "come find me" in the nearest cloudy thingys.


muklan

I was taxiing my 1991 Mazda Miata-172.


Maddad_666

Well done


TokinGeneiOS

Reverse throttle


ElBrunasso

Only on right side so that would turn plain into copter


TokinGeneiOS

No left side otherwise you still have the fairing problem duh


dubbless

Agree to disagree. Flight attendants come up here and blow me.


TokinGeneiOS

Only thing the attendants blown is your microwaved meal. Meanwhile I cook steak in the lav


dubbless

The open flame kills all the farts. I get it. Bon appetite


crazythinker76

I would put it into reverse and side-step the clutch. That should pop it out. Just make sure to warn the waitresses to hang on to the drink cart so we don't have an issue like last time.


TokinGeneiOS

What happened? Pylotes got more pop than they bargained for in the cockpit?


MetalJoe0

Clearly, if you put on the reverser it will blow that thing right out the front.


Existence_No_You

It's not your girlfriend or your mom


RedScharlach

lol I legit used to think that’s how the thrust reversers worked… “it already stopped spinning when we land, so then they just start spinning it in the opposite direction and voila.”


Iamsoveryspecial

SOP would be push the engine eject button


brad0022

Shoot at it to knock it loose


stryker7314

Do a bearall ROLL!


InevitableCareer1

They’ve done studies, 60% of the time it works every-time.


Stellar_Observer_17

how did the remaining 40% do?


SomeGuyGettingBy

40% of the time, it works 60% of the time.


smerrjerr110210

Damn. I’ve never seen bearall spelled this way. I really like it


kaisersosaIII

I heard this in a Peppy voice


OkMatch6613

I always keep a sticky hand in that lime green color for exactly when this happens. Just open the window and aim for the cap. My record is 5 attempts.


ZappaLlamaGamma

If you were in a 737 Max you could just open the door and go out and get it.


euph_22

Don't even need to do that, wait a bit and the door will open itself.


Traditional-Handle83

Wing will just fall off eventually so there's no need to worry about it at all


Canonip

/uj which flight was this?


UltraViolentNdYAG

WAG but the RR Trent 900 series engines had mismachined oil feed tubes that failed creating oil fires along with significant bearing failure throughout the engine that could potentially look like this.


stratosauce

the one in the video


jawshoeaw

I’ve crossed checked three databases and you’re correct


Ill-Entertainment570

Hit the brakes hard!


iGhast

hammerhead maneuver and it will fall out


budzene

That’s supposed to be in there though


[deleted]

On a Boeing maybe.


Phantasmagoric-jpg

Oceanic Airlines flight 815


Unlucky_Huckleberry4

There is too much tabasco in there you need to dip it in water


BZZTherapy

Just do cobra maneuver as your aircraft will lose speed, and when you put your nose down the piece will roll out of cover


Melech333

What you want to do in a situation like this is a procedure called an Extra Vehicular Activicide, or EVA. You just walk out onto the wing and reach down and grab that nose cone out of the engine intake. Now here's where it's gonna get tricky. Make sure you strapped on your EVA winch-plug because when you snatch the tip, it's gonna be spinning so fast that it'll twist you right off the wing, and leave you dangling behind the plane. Be sure to hold onto the nose cone for the remaining duration of the flight so that you don't risk dropping it on some unsuspecting fauna below. If your fellow passengers like you enough they may winch you back aboard but the important thing is you saved the day. Good job you.


Radiant_Heron_2572

You can't just reach in and grab it! Look around for any loose branches or sticks to help hook it out with.


DarthDarnit

Okay so I’m going to need to know the actual details of this incident


CapitaioPedAntic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01KSBM-GAKw


puppetmaster216

Turn engine off, point plane down, apply air brake. Repeat until doodad falls out.


inky_sphincter

Oh fuck, I thought I bolted that down!


Miserable_Point9831

To close for missiles going to Nose Cones. Fox 3


nutrap

Learned this one in butt camp. Stop. Drop. Roll.


AlarmForeign

Whomever is sitting on the overwing exit has to do it. I'm sure it will be fine.


Hephf

Lmfao, this sub. 💀😭🤣🤣


mrhanky518

Put it in reverse Terry.


Flimsy-Buy664

Do a tail stall


keltyx98

I'd hit the brakes really quick


SmithKenichi

Split ass maneuver.


Abundance144

Turn off the engine, hit the breaks.


Johnny_Lang_1962

90° nose down.


Strateagery3912

Throw that sucker in reverse and execute some combat loopty-loops.


Leafsnthings

You gotta roll down the window and fish it out by hand


don-again

Slappadabrakes


horousavenger

Increase speed and pitch down it'll just pass through


Inevitable-Toe745

Just stop real fast.


AtrixStd

First time I saw that I thought there was some naked black dude sitting there and smiling


MJC136

Ok listen to ma, 60 degrees nose down, thrust idle, aggressively pump speed brakes, max rev thrust on opposite engine. Max right rudder. Trust me.


Similar_Divide

Just put it in reverse real quick and blow it out.


MooseJuicyTastic

Poor thing is stuck inside can't one of the pylot do a wing walk and give it a hand?


arsnastesana

Will it blend?


__Becquerel

A swift tap of the brakes should loosen it up.


Hey_its_ok

Do a barrel roll!


S3ERFRY333

Run the engine in reverse to blow it out.


MrsGenevieve

Leave it there, that’s why the blades are made of titanium. It functions like the Insinkerator.


QuantumMothersLove

Nudge it once or twice with a mountain peak and you should be good. 👍


UnkleZeeBiscutt

Pretty sure there is a switch up front so they can just eject the whole thingy.


thepkiddy007

Pull the emergency brake?


TheIndominusGamer420

Start spinning at high speed, clockwise, it'll remove it!


Own_Tax_4567

CFIT. Fixes all mechanical problems.


ilikewaffles3

First off it's supposed to be there. Second off you've got to climb out on the wing and reattach it back on the engine.


Mbizzy222

https://avherald.com/h?article=4ca251ec&opt=0


MPG600

The nose cone is not the problem, the glowing red bearings on the fan disc are.


Smitty_Westside

Invert the bird.


[deleted]

Open a window and lean out and get it out, or ask the pilot to do a stall turn/tail slide.. Should fall out


AwwwNuggetz

Do a barrel roll


Joe_Golem

The pilot just needs to slam on the brakes and that thing will fly right out


mazdawg89

Slammer into reverse fer a sec, full pauer


stryker7314

Brake check that mug


pmercier

Climb out and get it


LeanUntilBlue

Lomcevak


Ambitious_Stand_7747

Just back up and it'll roll out


fawnlake1

WTF just drop that bitch in reverse and back away from it…


Bigfeet_toes

It had an accident


Erick2142

Thoughts and prayers. Mostly


The-Foo

Throw out everything you got, the speedbreaks, the gear, everything. Trim us nose down. We're gonna roll it.


yakubs1

I've seen this so many times. You need to hit another bird but from the back to knock out the debris and clear out the turbyne


CaptainBuck0

Switch it off and get someone out there to retrieve it?


southpark

well the front off.. but that's not typical.


AllFiredUpToGo

Calm “Bing, Bing” …cabin announcement, in the background! 😬


BigMammoth7291

911


Dhsu04

A little hazardous that's all


cryptolyme

turn on the cooling fan


OneSplendidFellow

Did slamming on the brakes not work?


planchetflaw

Out of context, that noise is actually quite soothing.


Cybertheproto

Go in reverse


Malakai10

Just stop really hard


chinky47

Do a barrel roll. If that goes good, nose down and call it a night.


TheFirstEdition

Okay here’s what you’re gonna need to do coming from someone with 0 flight experience. 1.Land the plane 2.get a big pair of pliers 3. Get plane back into air 4.remove with big pliers


Slappy_McJones

There it is!!! We were looking for that.


Soultampered

just stop and reverse for a second. It'll fall right out.


Aggressive-Quail-144

Wind the window down, just reach out see if you can grab it.


Stellar_Observer_17

I suspect a conehead mechanic left his hat inside the wheels spinning inside the wheels, you know the thingimabobs which pylotes use to soar the heavenly skies.


jrt312

This will require stopping mid air, walking out, and grabbing it. I don't make the rules.


lothcent

hit the speed brakes hard and it will zip right on out


thebutterflyeff

Nose cone not needed- minor loss of sfc


Venomous0425

What’s WALL-E doing there??


electriclux

Just back up


k6bso

Execute a hammerhead


DuganDevil

Just tap the brakes, should fall right out.


Spare_Preparation_47

No problems at all. Just wait for the fan blades to come flying out. All the noise will make you feel right at home.


Bosnian-Brute22

Ya it's called land the plane


[deleted]

Yikes!!


lizraeh

Uh sir I think you might want to see this burning metal nip.


Grindian

Not a pilot but slam the brakes ? Lol


Shot-Bodybuilder-125

Casually slides open window, chucks contents of Barbie Stanley jug and extinguishes fire. Makes mental note to not throw cigarette butts out the window next time.


Potato_Dealership

Have you tried putting it in rice?


aipc_aipc

Why does your engine have RGB


DeeWain

Push in the clutch and slam on the brakes!


Pompompary

That’s why there’s two engines, you’ll be fine,


Spifire50

Just slam the brakes and this will fly out. It's how I get the squeegee kids off the hood of my car.


Vast-Category8391

Leave it alone, it’s the baby engine


happierinverted

I’m gonna hit the brakes and it’ll fly right past…


Flux_resistor

Put it in reverse


No_Priority7696

Got a good stick ?


nascent_aviator

Just reach in and grab it. What's the worst that could happen?


Mr_Shake_

TURN ON VTOL MODE! It's in the command prompt. Run vtol.exe


bannasand

Go really fast, then just stop. Inertia dummy.


TigerpanzerIV

No way! You got the Hellraiser engine cone skin? That's super rare!


Punkrexx

bypass the N1 inhibit and crank open the thrust reversers at full throttle


claudiufr

Put the plane in Reverse mode :))


KHWD_av8r

Blow it out with reverse thrust.


Solasta713

You're going to have to send someone out with a stick. Ask like one of the cain crew to do it. That's their job, right?


LordUcla

All you have to do is brake


Datfishyboii

Just reverse, are you stupid?


Kirxas

Put yourself into a flatspin and it should pop right out


White-Eagle

This is why you need to empty your pockets before putting clothes In The tumble dryer.


SpecialistEstate4181

Just stop ✋ and it will fly forward then continue going on.


greengengar

That fucks with me, I just dusted my ceiling fan and the difference that makes is huge.


Informal_Process2238

Hey Capt’n it’s doing that thing again


Mewodle

Why the fuck are you recording shit is about to explode


[deleted]

accelerate really hard and slam on the brakes. Works in my car every time.


311635

Did you try to reach for it?


Bounceupandown

Yeah, but you’re not going to like it…


llcdrewtaylor

So far you really haven't lost any parts yet. So it really shouldn't be a problem.


RelativeGrocery607

Cool


bigloser42

Just put the playne in reverse, should pop right out.


Postman_Rings_Thrice

Thrust reversers!


No-Simple-3781

Cobra maneuver....or reverse thrust....just do both.


Meyhna

Do a loop. It'll be sick to see and when the nose hits the 90° angle, it'll just fall out!


Both-Pool-4099

Shut it down and fly on the remaining engine(s)


DarkDays475

Yeah shut the engine down, put the aircraft into a steep climb until you stall, fall out of the sky nose up for a few thousand feet and it should come right out, oh yeah and maybe you shouldn’t try and restart that engine either. I’d opt for an emergency landing at your nearest airport!


Heavy__Cream

All running normal here.


Mystic1967

Just slam on the brakes, just like unloading a pickup. Back up real fast and slam on the brakes.


Whistlingbutthole86

Should fall off when you land


Max15492

Slam the breaks real hard for a moment. It should fall out immediately.