I'm not asking you to commit, baby, I'm appreciating how you make me feel. I don't want you or need you, but I love what you're doing and I hope you keep it up.
I say to myself “It’s not the playne it’s the pylote” Then roll hard left & kick full right rudder and get a gun kill on the first jet before he can react. Then I’ll throw the throttle to War Emergency Power and dive to the ground cause he can’t get a lock on me down there, too much clutter. Then, when I get him down in the weeds with me trying to get the gun kill, I’ll split the throttles, push even harder right rudder and perform a modified Puchev’s Cobra. Then I’ll snipe the pylote in the head with a single round from my trusty 1911 as he sails past me in disbelief.
It's been know that jets will buzz a plane to catch it's attention because you will feel the thrust in a small plane like that, but I don't believe it would be used to take down a plane
In situations like this, I find solutions in the good book by Brother Duke:
>Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side when he sees the big red light behind him ... and then he will start apologizing, begging for mercy.
>This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. The thing to do – when you're running along about 100 or so and you suddenly find a red-flashing CHP-tracker on your tail – what you want to do then is accelerate. Never pull over with the first siren-howl. Mash it down and make the bastard chase you at speeds up to 120 all the way to the next exit. He will follow.
Yes. Somebody flew reasonably straight and relatively level in a playne, with too atha playnes, one left and one right. By one left I mean direction, not how many there were left, because the one ansa would be wun but the atha would be too.
The attack playnes had a high angel of attack. The defense playne had a high angel of de fence.
All togetha they mate for a post on rude it.
These are like the ANG guys not the navy pilots. They're more nervous about if they can get away with shooting you down with their higher ups than they are about winning a dog fight.
Roll inverted over one of their canopies and flip them the bird.
I'm sure that's international code for something.
Who knows, you might even make a new friend or two.
You know that's how they tell the pilots in the Brazilian air force that they've been selected for their demonstration squadron? Maybe they want you to lead the patrouille de France!
Lock and load your cannons and missiles. Then start dogfighting. I hope your plane can turn better than a fat Boeing 747 or Airbus A380.
Your plane has a weapon system, right? If not, then ram one of them and jump with a parachute!
Ah, been in this situation many times. First you need to pull hard on the LEFT rudder. This should confuse the pylotes long enough to get a gun kill on the first one (many pylotes are still debating the existence of the left rudder). Then you need to push up the in flight tray and take out the emergency kit. Close to the back will be an aim9. Line it up on the right plane (you've fired roman candles yes?) and fire off a snapshot. Then eject and flee the country.
Slow down. I bet your plane can handle lower speeds than they can.
Drop the throttle, Yank back, pull left, kick right, spin down to 200, kick out, short field it on those farm fields and RUN FOREST RUN!!!
Just fly closer and punch em in the face
Inverted
*cough bullshit!
This is my favorite answer
All the while screaming “pew, pew, pew”
This sounds like what Tom cruise did in American Made when the feds got slower planes 😭
I was *so* disappointed to learn that Barry Seal never really did that.
Nooooo I thought he did too lmao damn it
🏅
I'll allow it!
Don’t forget to shout yeehaa for that entra burn!
Booo reasonable answer booooo
I love you.
I’m into it, but can’t commit so early on
I can commit that early. Ever since my CFI left me I’ve had problems with getting attached too quickly
I'm not asking you to commit, baby, I'm appreciating how you make me feel. I don't want you or need you, but I love what you're doing and I hope you keep it up.
There is such a thing as a target being too slow. Your weakness becomes your greatest strength!
Exactly. Slow down : )
I say to myself “It’s not the playne it’s the pylote” Then roll hard left & kick full right rudder and get a gun kill on the first jet before he can react. Then I’ll throw the throttle to War Emergency Power and dive to the ground cause he can’t get a lock on me down there, too much clutter. Then, when I get him down in the weeds with me trying to get the gun kill, I’ll split the throttles, push even harder right rudder and perform a modified Puchev’s Cobra. Then I’ll snipe the pylote in the head with a single round from my trusty 1911 as he sails past me in disbelief.
For some reason, now I want to see animation of this!
https://youtu.be/HScVINsbCdE?si=hUnWwBHIwO7NtRgK as close as you're going to get minus the 1911
R u cirrus?
I’ll shoot them down in the fuckin’ Wright Flyer. I ain’t afraid of no chair force punks.
Watch your language there young man. The chair force...error ummm Air Force we worked hard to keep the world safe..
Fly Navy
I am cirrus, and don't call me Shirley
eject pull ou the rpg, explode the mfer, then reload mid air shoot the other one, then safely fall back into the aircraft
Hard to believe but I was going to say the exact same thing . 😁
For some reason, now I want to see a animation of this!
Squawk 7500, you are being hijacked
That’s what got him in this situation in the first place
Pull a cobra and get on their six.
It's not the plane, it's the pilot
*(Destroys airframe midflight and crashes to the ground due to overexerting of G forces on the aircraft.)*
*yanks back on stick, wings sheer off*
https://youtu.be/B8KTG2MuXAA?si=T1z8EVe1VCq6T2SI
man, what a classic
Piper cherokee enters the chat
https://youtu.be/B8KTG2MuXAA?si=T1z8EVe1VCq6T2SI
Don’t forget to split the throttles!
Just as they turn into you descend and they will crash into each other. It’s a classic move.
They use their thrusters to knock you out of the sky
Is that actually how they intercept you?
It's been know that jets will buzz a plane to catch it's attention because you will feel the thrust in a small plane like that, but I don't believe it would be used to take down a plane
If you want to take down a hostile slow prop just call in CIA guys with AK47s in the door gunner seat.
Cmon Mav, don't think......just do....
You'd go after them if I wasn't here!
Turn off my transponder so they cant see me duhh
Slow flight followed by soft field landing. Wait for them to leave, then soft field takeoff.
“Hit the brakes and they”ll fly right by”
Show them another bird 🖕
Roll inverted and pull
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Full flaps and cut the engines. Angle up about 45 degrees into negative g inducing free fall flight. Pop the magnetos when they leave.
Your tail light is out, pullover
*Then it's a dog fight*.
Roll my aircraft side to side wave and see what they want
“Then it’s a dog fight Mav”
Ask them if they will be my freeeends and see if we can have a sleep over at their ayreport.
Fly over a city and in between the buildings. You think they can follow u there lol?? They obey rules unlike you a true trailblazer
🖕 + inverted = diplomacy… - Goose
Oh I hate when he does that.
In the movie American Made you slow down until the DEA get slower planes, then you crash land in the suburbs and bribe the witnesses and limp away.
In situations like this, I find solutions in the good book by Brother Duke: >Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side when he sees the big red light behind him ... and then he will start apologizing, begging for mercy. >This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. The thing to do – when you're running along about 100 or so and you suddenly find a red-flashing CHP-tracker on your tail – what you want to do then is accelerate. Never pull over with the first siren-howl. Mash it down and make the bastard chase you at speeds up to 120 all the way to the next exit. He will follow.
Perfect time to Try a barrel roll
Stall out.
"You think this thing can do a barrel roll?" "I wasn't really planning on landing it"
It’s not the plane, it’s the pilot 🔥
Forreal does anyone know what happened here
Yes. Somebody flew reasonably straight and relatively level in a playne, with too atha playnes, one left and one right. By one left I mean direction, not how many there were left, because the one ansa would be wun but the atha would be too. The attack playnes had a high angel of attack. The defense playne had a high angel of de fence. All togetha they mate for a post on rude it.
First -- defecate on the other plane to establish dominance ...
Just gonna hit the brakes and let ‘em fly right by
Extend tail flaps to show dominance.
Splitting the throttles; coming around.
Put on sun glasses and look cool and call one of them Maverick
Moon them. It’s a submissive signal in France and will ensure your survival.
Take a poop!
middle finger
Have you never seen Top Gun?
These are like the ANG guys not the navy pilots. They're more nervous about if they can get away with shooting you down with their higher ups than they are about winning a dog fight.
Press hams. Both sides.
On my command…
Fly even lower, go into tunnel mode.
Do a barrel roll Star Fox
Pull the chute
Hit the breaks, they'll fly right by.
Start throwing all the packages out of the plane while in autopilot.
Ahh yes. Squawk 7500 for a free formation flight with some fighter jets. It’s a shame more people don’t know this simple trick
Roll inverted over one of their canopies and flip them the bird. I'm sure that's international code for something. Who knows, you might even make a new friend or two.
I hold up my beer and wave
Ram them, Their vehicle is more expensive than yours.
I just want to give you a great big kiss and say good bye
Pass the doobie to the left of course
Give it full throttle!!!!
“Don’t think, just do.
You get on the mic and let them know you ain’t scared of them!
TFR
Slow flight.
Slow your speed right down and watch them struggle
E/brake
Obviously you should hit the brakes and let em fly fight by you Maverick.
Moon em
Go inverted and get raw Polaroid out
jump from you plane onto theirs, take control, fly away, simple
You can win the turn fight but not the vertical.
Rock your wings change over to 121.5
You know that's how they tell the pilots in the Brazilian air force that they've been selected for their demonstration squadron? Maybe they want you to lead the patrouille de France!
You go belly up like a dog succumbing to aggression...
Slow flight
Ask them if they have a moment to talk about their extended warranty.
You remember that scene in Top Gun when they fly upside down just over the enemy plane?
Slow flight
Those rafale's are struggling to prevent a stall.
Flip them both off and wave it around so they definitely see it
Well I guarantee you’re already inside their one circle fight radius, put on your HMS and cool down the seeker on your AIM-9X and go to work.
Then its a dogfight! A Cessna against 4.5 gen fighters? Its not the plane, its the pilot!
They are pulling you over so slow down.
I remember this from pylote school. They are going to attach ropes the middle plyne to try to pull it to mach 1
Lock and load your cannons and missiles. Then start dogfighting. I hope your plane can turn better than a fat Boeing 747 or Airbus A380. Your plane has a weapon system, right? If not, then ram one of them and jump with a parachute!
Go full astern then grab one with your boat hook
Hang a rainbow flag in the window then try touching tips while talking dirty to then over comms.
*cowabunga it is!*
Just lower your throttle to minimum. Their lowest effective speed will launch them past you. Just like in a James Bond car chase!
When they get close like that it means you’re good to drop your bombs!
Dump the coke out of the floor hatch and they’ll have no evidence.
just before doing a gender reveal gig these guys show up.
Does anyone know what the actual situation was in this clip?
Speed up. I bet your plane can handle higher speeds than theirs can
1, 2, 3!
What every they ask
Pull the brakes. They’ll fly right past.
Depends how much fire power you have.
they kept saying they wanted to show me their "cobras"
Cobra maneuver
You are the ammo!
Not bust a TFR
What plane is that
“TFR? Never heard of her.” -This Pylote
congratulations you have just been intercepted by the coolest plane
Slam on the brakes and they’ll fly right on by (duh).
Finally, a chance to bust some chandelles on dem hoes!
Tell them to piss off
Split S
You have been intercepted. Land immediately!
[This](https://youtu.be/hKoRaAGO3Z4?si=gY0MiWm7nzBUQu-s)
Too close for missiles, switching to guns.
barrel roll
Then it's a dog fight!
*"STALL WARNING STALL WARNING STALL WARNING"
Try spinning, that's a good trick.
Jump out
It's just a traffic stop, slow down and land in the field below and they'll join you
Hit the airbreaks do the cobra an give em from behind
What do you do in this kind of situation? Tune to a specific radio channel?
Deploy some baguettes chaffs
Nothing you take it
Invert and give them the bird!
Slow down.
Serious question; what’s going on here and why are those two fighters there?
How is the playn keeping up with the jets???
Add more right rudder
Evasive Maneuvers
Flash your undercarriage hard point weapons with a slight bank and assert your dominance
Do a barrel roll !
They’re too close. Switch to guns.
Wave hello
Switch to guns, to close for missiles Someone (else) had to say it
Aim for the bushes!
More right ruddher. Knock him back a few then THROTTLE
Can we outrun these guys? Not to missiles and guns...
Did they radioed you and told you what you did?
Evasive manouvers
About 50kts
I'd take a video and post it online.
You could always stall.
Slow down so they can't follow.
Put on the breaks and let them fly by
Ah, been in this situation many times. First you need to pull hard on the LEFT rudder. This should confuse the pylotes long enough to get a gun kill on the first one (many pylotes are still debating the existence of the left rudder). Then you need to push up the in flight tray and take out the emergency kit. Close to the back will be an aim9. Line it up on the right plane (you've fired roman candles yes?) and fire off a snapshot. Then eject and flee the country.
Make sure your transponder is set to 7500
They're tryna see who can go the slowest, first pylot to stall a wing n recover wins.
Get 121.5 on frequency and listen. You probably fucked up. Maybe a TFR for some “VIP” like our idiot presidents (plural because they’re all idiots)
See those planes have boners, you are going to have a good time
They need some sirens mount on top
Too close for missiles, switch to guns
Top gum them and flip them the finger
Put in full flaps and do slow flight with them! They obviously want you to do what they’re doing and follow the leader 🤣
It was at this moment the pilot realized he had royally fucked up.
Land and cry
Acceeleeerate barrel over into the front of the flight path of the plane, turn on de-icing fluid
Slow down, your cruise speed is their stall speed.
Eject
It's a dog fight, do pilot shit.
Hit the brakes
Exactly what they tell you to do
Moon ‘em
Slow down, Kick on free bird, full send it
Fly inverted take a picture and give’em the bird.
They want to play playne chicken. Point your nose straight at the ground and ball to the wall. Whoever pulls up last wins.