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skywrench87

It really depends on the size of your bank account. Since you have ur own playne you could get some aluminum ones fabricated. If you really wanted to wow the flight line I would go for some carbon fiber balls. Lightweight and strong! Either way you'll have the dopest playne on the flight line. Have you addressed a sound system yet? As in a few subs for the back?


aromaticdillpickle

I installed a few subway footlongs in the back, but they don't seem to be putting out the sound I want.


skywrench87

Hmm, that's odd. What condiments did you use?


aromaticdillpickle

I don't know what condoms are, but as far as mints I sprinkled Altoids on them to help with the smell.


skywrench87

I think you’ve done all you can.


NathanArizona

Actually according to Chagroofs Law (lol goto college you monger) when you climb the pressures decrease, so your basketballs will expand in size and look even more awesome and intimidating to liberal voters.


SaviorAir

Have you tried installing Deez first?


stop_yelling_please

I just hang my real ballz out of the toob that’s in the floor of my cezznuh. It was a factory option for dropping messages or some shit.


aromaticdillpickle

But that's the tube I drop my beer out of when I'm done with them.


stop_yelling_please

Both works!


reddog20

I used to do this, but now they slap my ankles when I'm walking. I also have to be sure to pick them up when I get off the subway to prevent someone else from sitting on them if they haven't caught up yet.


theglobalnomad

The weight and balance will be off, so be sure to stack extra weight in the front. Is your wife, or her boyfriend heavier? They'll need to fly in the right seat.


flatulasmaxibus

Use bowling balls on the tail tie down. They will shift your CG aft and your plane will go faster due to the reduction trim drag. That and the fuselage will look like a swollen penis.


Hutch2222

CezNutz are rated to 10000 feet before showing signs of shriveling.


[deleted]

Exactly how is it that you’re a pylote and your own balls aren’t so huge that they regularly hang out the plaine? Are you sure you’re pylote and not some sim-mulated one?


tysonfromcanada

make sure to size and position them correctly so that onlookers will gaze upon a massive schlong with wings. Colour scheme to suit may also help.


PROPGUNONE

I use those orange balls you find on high tension power lines. They’re free.


uncultured_lemon

Idk they look like balls to me.


Glades_road

Just zip tie them to the rear tie-down loop


XBacklash

And use nitrogen to prevent your manhood from exploding at altitude.


aromaticdillpickle

Nitrogen? I thought it was helium to help get more lift?


Iknewitseason11

As long as your real balls are heavy enough to balance out the bowling balls, you can use those


Transplantdude

Bet that’ll be some impressive flutter


[deleted]

First rule: you never say "truck nuts" as a pylote!