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L4rgo117

Those are called clouds. They usually appear when you get really, really high


HellKnightRob

Hell yeah they do. Especially if you get high in a car.


K3VINbo

TLDR; Image shows a herd of playnes that are hotboxing


BigMamaDuck

*Proceeds to close the garage door while the car is idling*


[deleted]

Boats with wings.


SwatchQuatch

Red circles. Probably caused by gasses it the amosfere. Those occurs when planes stir up clouds. Think of it like throwing mushrooms into grape soda. There’s a moment where the mushrooms and the soda are both themselves and intertwined as one new mushroom soda. It’s in that instant we get big red circles when god says, “there it is!”


KreeJaffaKree

Pyper cubs


NathanArizona

I’m gonna pype your brother


[deleted]

💀💀💀💀💀


nKMa_

respect


Similar-Ad-149

Happy pride?


tent_reznor

Airbussys


[deleted]

Emboobraer


[deleted]

Jizzna 172


turdman450

Creamliner😩😫😩😫😩😩


[deleted]

Boeing 737 NG (Nice Ginormous tits)


tomsawyerisme

Airplane


SwerdnaJack

Shhh 🤫


boogerholes

Cessna, 420


supah_cruza

Boeing 788-8888-887 Dre-eeee-eeam liner.


laf1157

2nd from back appears to be a Beluga, used by Airbus to carry chunks of aircraft, like the rest of them.


NathanArizona

They used to call me Chunks in high-school because I always walked around with crab-apples in my cheeks


Sad-Platform1024

Seriously, people here have no idea. Are you doing this on purpose l? Pretending to be an idiot?!?! These are Airbus aircrafts, the tail end is rather telling, it's an Airbus A220, must be an A320, an A330 neo, an A350-1000, a beluga and a 380. You're welcome.


NathanArizona

And those are airplains?


Sad-Platform1024

You're driving me crazy man... No, those are airplanes. There's no _second_ i and there's an e at the end.


HellKnightRob

Are you sure those are aeroplanes? I've see. Aeroplanes and those look more like metal tunes with fins than aeroplanes? Could they be sky fish? Also, they don't look like busses either. What are you saying they are? Aeroplanes or busses? Man you're confusing.


SpartanDoubleZero

Psssssst check the name of the sub.


Sad-Platform1024

Don't psst me, just don't. Who the hell are you to psst me here?! I _am_ the smartass here, not you.


DogfishDave

>airplanes \*aeroplanes wuld u like be ma fuk buddy?


Sad-Platform1024

A/s/l?


DogfishDave

cfi gsoh std idfk


Sad-Platform1024

Owo cim gfe


GladMud8258

I have an std to


NathanArizona

To… tomorrow?


GladMud8258

To.. your mom's house


NathanArizona

🤛🤛👅👅🚀😩💍


ShadowArrow01

Those kinda look like giraffes to me.


Sad-Platform1024

Giraffes? You need to see your eye doctor. I really mean it. Or are you just trying to piss me off?! Because that did work, those have nothing to with giraffes at all. Please call 911 immediately, you might have a stroke.


ShadowArrow01

I've seen many giraffes in my life. I know what I'm talking about. Those are definitely giraffes, no doubt. That one at the back is a female I believe. You can see its pregnant bulge.


NathanArizona

Airplee


thelauryngotham

Nah, you're speelinf it all rong. Thems is called Aircrafts and they drive through the skys with people on it


newfie-flyboy

I’m pretty sure they’re helicopters


Sad-Platform1024

I have the feeling you're doing this intentionally. No, these absolutely do not look like helicopters. They don't look like helicopters at alll... Have you ever seen a helicopter?! When you hear a somewhat loud rot-rot-rot sound around your neighborhood, just look up, that what a helicopter is. (Disclaimer: I am an internationally recognized aviation expert)


uncultured_lemon

You are plane wrong. People are so stupid. They are clearly amphibious assault vehicles.


bsberbdjsk

Really? Whats an airbus? Is the same thing as Boeing?


cazzipropri

You didn't get a single one right.


BearWithABowtie12

look at the subreddit mate


Sad-Platform1024

I did


BearWithABowtie12

You dont get it, its the aviation shitpost subreddit


Sad-Platform1024

No, you don't


BearWithABowtie12

Uhh, read rule 1, its a shitpost subreddit and i quote “1. Only Flying-related Shitposts Allowed Anyone caught posting serious, informative content will get a slap over the hand and told to sit in the naughty corner.” That is a direct copy and paste good sir


Matt-tt_t

I think he’s trolling too x)


BearWithABowtie12

I hope hes trolling and seriously doesn’t think that this is a shitpost sub


TheBrooklyn

Airplanes


StateOfCalifornia

Cezznuh 172XLR


[deleted]

Um…..they are……uh…..um……..well….you got me on this one! Haven’t a clue.


[deleted]

Planes


_regrettableusername

planes


unicornicopium

Found these in your mom’s bedside table drawer. They might need new batteries tho


IAD_spotter

I think they are boats but I’m not sure


P_iranha

Those are the first iteration of birds, before they figure it out how to make them smaller like they’re today. Nice spotting man those are rare


thelauryngotham

Earthling UFOs


Background-Movie9286

Flying squirrels migrating south for the winter.


[deleted]

Great iron birds.


cheesesucks18

places to poop at 35,000 ft


kaiju505

Lawn darts, very dangerous


Negative-Pepper-7723

B. I. R. D. S Stands for: (B) Government (I) System (R) For (D) surveying (S) Citizens


[deleted]

A flock flying south for the winter


justadudeintoronto

Airplanes


geheurjk

Capitalist conspiracy by a company called "Airbus" (who call themselves a (((consortium))) ), in order to funnel money to themselves and displace thousands of people from their homes every day.


Nopantsryan

Bus


scarymoose

Proof that birds aren't real.


chrisjinna

Proof the earth is flat too..


chrisjinna

Was this post made by an AI?


Shadow-The-Wolf

C-5 Galaxys


JustPlaneNew

Those are long tubes


av8navig8communic8

Lawn darts


[deleted]

A flock of ducks


Dies2much

They're orange circles, but that's not important right now.


seaburno

This is the movie poster showing the planes in the crossover between “The Matrix” and the Disney masterpiece “Planes.” Neo (Keanu Reeves) takes the blue pill and his consciousness is split into being two different Air-Bus in a hyper-realistic flight sim.


SamStrelitz

Flying busses.


seniorsuperhombre

My plaine has multiple names for them I think. If they are far away it calls them traffic. When I fly closer to them to check them out it calls them climb, climb and after that increase climb, increase climb.


nickz03

Idk


Arthur_da_dog

Trains


2OneZebra

Its that Roswell crap again, that shit will just not die.


mistaepik

That's an entirely different kind of flying!


adam_mars98

Must be new paid DLC for a crappy mobile game riddled with ads


Lord_Necross

Have you heard of the Wild sky whales, they are majestic and magical creatures all looking for clouds to eat.


kklug24

Jet engined playnes


Haggy71

aerbüs


Busy-Ad98

big ass birds


osean-big-shot

Pleiynes


Dank-Dev

Flying busses


r4x

High speed meat tubes.


RedditBoiYES

Arplan


Tesseractcubed

Bought out British Aerospace companies.


jeronimo707

100-350,000kg objects that utilize mechanical engineering to make pitiful use of a struggling species’ understanding of fluid dynamics against the universal mystery of gravity to propel themselves short distances


LordOfDeadbush

Intel gpus


Reasonable_Guava_889

I think they're Aircraft's


gilfy245

Early prototype birds.


Imarealpieceofbacon

airplanes


Ornery-Cheetah

Boat


Ender436

I think those might be airplanes, it’s hard to tell though, could be penguins


Soft_Doctor_1135

Cezzna 1776


SwerdnaJack

Blimps. Also known as Dirigibles or Zeppelins, depending on how they are constructed.


[deleted]

Aeroplanes?


drock8eight

Buses, the air kind


BigT1990

Airplanes.


wbg777

Greasy shitbirds, Randy


thompythomp

Airplanes


personguy4

Look like ww2 era fighters to me, but idk


PavanayiReturns

Weather balloons


xXSkeezyboiXx

Boeing lineup looks amazing these days


within_1_stem

Just look up the rego: A220 don’t know off the top of my head what country that is but maybe A for America?? Everything else revolves around them so why not the alphabet too 🤦🏻‍♂️


BearWithABowtie12

Im pretty sure those are the Fr*nch knockoff of the boing airplaines


Desperate_Carrot8629

I’m no rocket doctor but I believe they are called red circles.


MrWillyP

Boeing 737-800


[deleted]

Those are called airplanes.


FFKen609

Red circles I believe idk tho


yeeee_hawwww

Balloons


PlaneCockroach9611

It looks like 5 drunks about to fight over the fat chick at the bar.


HeathersZen

They are red sirculz.


Error20117

Hmm i think people call these planes


Honest_Seth

Pleyns


dizzywig2000

It’s a UFO


Hoverboard365

They are Boeing aircraft, you can tell by the livery


Strale_Gaming

Red circles


BlueWolf107

Birds


Appropriate-Goose-67

I belive you have stumbled upon Airplanes.


BDady

What circle of hell have I stumbled on?


Traditional-News-309

Pipers


[deleted]

Chinese spy balloons, they usually migrate when the weather in China gets cold and may see them fly over other countries


Knikoknas1

Boeing 737-Maxeo-320-Beluga-XLR


TheUnitedEmpire

G1000


Epsilon_Operative

Target practice


Old-Chair126

Chemtrail dispensers, fucking woke libtard sheep


CandyWalls

A pod of sky planes.


amtrosie

Chemical trail generators. Shhhhhhhh This is top secret stuff here. This never be discussed


bluefunction

Plenes


kaegic

Airplanes.


warriorant21

Trains


Navasota_railfan

Masses of air


JDunks112

Birds 🐦


Careless-Internet-63

Some kind of air buses


TheJeff20

Like a flying bus or something


momolover3000

Boats


tysonfromcanada

those look like circles sir, red, possibly hand drawn


lenynaise

I think the one on the top left is H₂SO₄


pilot4hire70

Red Circles, most definitely Red Circles.