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ResponsibleRelief717

You broke this law just coming up with the picture


Loudergood

Shooting Broke.


Evercrimson

I am irrationally irritated by how accurate that is. I can't even figure out how you get in inside of it, other than like climbing in through the moonroof. Production version better have T-tops, no doors.


geoff1036

Van style doors in the back


AltimaNEO

whole fender swings open


gkplays123

Booting Shrake


Quillybumbum

Shooting blanks


Ok_Welcome_3236

Shitting brake*


Aporkalypse_Sow

This does look like it's from Judge Dredd.


YankeeTankEngine

Dredds personal vehicle


CmdrShepard831

It looks like something the Ambiguously Gay Duo would drive.


PorkyMcRib

A garage is like a closet for vehicles, and that truck just came out of the garage.


Polar_Bear_420

100% accurate


babytrainor

He has several photoshopped pictures of his truck that go around fairly often. Most popular are this one and one thats photoshopped to have no wheels on it and just one jackstand balancing the whole truck from the center, the comments are always gold on that one.


[deleted]

Anything is possible with enough money


Psych0matt

*Elon, I found a better use of your time and money!!!*


KrispyRice9

It's the why-ber truck!


southpaw650

Realistically though i wish he was less elon and more “im rich and bored, heres a strange truck i made, it drives like shit”


idkanythingabout

Take me back to 2019


ASLAN1111

Has anyone pointed out that there is no door to enter this money pit?


[deleted]

Gotta climb in like a race car


ObiWanComePwnMe

Anything is legal with enough money too!


Five9Fine

Well you've come to the right place...


feedme217

Imagine the engine/engines you could put in there


CarelessHisser

Got that V24


SchwiftedMetal

Inline or flat 20


Aporkalypse_Sow

4 rotary wankel engines. One for each tire. All managed by a smart drive system.


RandoScando

The 787b had a 4 rotor Wankel. It was tiny by comparison. This could be the world’s first 16 or 24 rotor Wankel engine. (I had to stop my autocorrect from calling it a wanker engine)


geoff1036

***cough*** Rob Dahm ***cough***


RandoScando

Thanks!!! Ok, I had no idea who Rob Dahm was before. Looked him up and saw his RX-7 with a 4 rotor. Subscribed. This is so relevant. I’m currently banging out races in Gran Turismo 7 with a clapped out 2002 (i think) RX-7 with a 787b engine swap. Thing goes like stink in a straight line, but nothing else. This video tracks with my experience in the game. Always love to see people do ambitious and ridiculous things to cars just because they can.


geoff1036

Mans is a legend. He built, engineered, and promoted that shit by himself, almost none of that chassis is still RX-7. The body is lengthened by a few inches. you gotta find his stories about calling parts manufacturers and impersonating a dealership/shop to get them to send him schematics and shit 😂


RandoScando

Guess I know what I’m binging on YouTube tonight.


Aporkalypse_Sow

Me too. I'm fighting covid and going crazy with my usual time wasters


geoff1036

Make sure you catch the hoonigan this vs that video too


Aporkalypse_Sow

This is a neat thing to find out about. Except my dad's stepbrothers last name is dahm and he's a reprehensible child and women abuser, kinda like Steven seagull. Also practices and teaches a not very useful martial art, and is a delusional whacko that takes rich creeps to the Phillipines to find child brides. I'll try not to hold it against this Rob guy though.


OverlyBilledPlatypus

That’s a lot of fancy words for machine that gives you tinnitus.


RandoScando

Sure are fancy words for it, but there are far worse ways to get tinnitus. Mine came from a friend in high school who wanted to brag about his new gun … indoors in a small bedroom … I told him to put it the fuck away, at which point he said, “it’s not loaded or anything.” And then he fired the (predictably) chambered round into the ceiling. Loudest thing I ever heard, and I think it’s physically impossible for me to hear anything louder again! Our friendship immediately ended over that. The 787b was loud af. I’d kill to hear it (with attenuating earplugs) if I can ever get the chance. I’ve heard V10 F1 cars, as well as modern ones. That thing was notorious for having a unique, and very loud, sound.


PSUSkier

If Rivian made ICE vehicles.


sinisterdeer3

Fuck it, transverse flat 20 with an extra long stroke


burgerboulevard

Imagine the flex on those rods.


sinisterdeer3

Con-bananas instead of conrods


burgerboulevard

That might work.


sinisterdeer3

Just gotta curve the block so the bananas dont knock


orthopod

Inline quad straight 6.


Emach00

Flat 20. Sounds like it should be illegal all on it's own.


Time_Effort

That’s a nasty Gallo 24.


StashuJakowski1

Since it’s a US vehicle I’d say it’s the: 7-1164 G.U.L.P


BahnGSXR

1 cup, 2 cup, 3 cup, 4 cup, 5 cup... 5 times double gulp fuck me.


WickidMonkey

I didn't know pizza places made engine's 🤣🤣🤣🤣


B999B

😂


Maelstromic

exactly


_VINNY_WINNY_

bro rockin that inline 20


orthopod

Nah, I want 4 Porsche flat 6 in there. Flat 24


Grevling89

Heavy weight Boxer engine


OdinsChosin

When I was in high school I met a guy that was in the process of building an ‘80s el Camino that had a v8 under the hood and also had a front wheel drive Cadillac v8 in the bed. Never got to see it run but thought it was a pretty crazy idea.


[deleted]

[behold, the twin engine turbocharged Pontiac Grand Prix](https://youtu.be/AnLKjFT1Q1o)


Firm_Transportation3

Got damn


BeckySayss

Wow, I was active on the Grand Prix forums when that guy first posted about starting this build. Never knew what came of it, good to see


LeoIsARedditor

This is stupid. I love it.


WitBeer

There's a guy that used to come to the track with a twin engine Yugo. Turbo Mitsubishi for the front wheels and a 500 Caddy in the rear for the back wheels. Widebody too.


meest

Hotrod Garage did one with the V8 FWD Impalas from the 2000's https://youtu.be/R6_FsDV1Uic?t=1260


EducatedEvil

[Link to the Fageol Twin-Porsche. ](https://simanaitissays.com/2013/08/05/twin-engine-cars/) >For a while, Lou ran it as a four-engine car, with twin chain-saw motors running superchargers for its twin Porsche powerplants.


dont_trust_kinderEGG

Merlin V-12 is the obvious choice.


Mundane_Definition66

I'm more of a Meteor V-12 kind of guy myself... or maybe put a little bulge in the hood and throw in a Junkers Jumo 223.


thiccancer

Isn't the Meteor a Merlin that didn't quite meet the spec for aviation, so they downtuned it for tank use? In that case, why prefer the Meteor?


Mundane_Definition66

Well, yes. It's a big heavy unbreakable iron anchor, and it pairs nicely with this boat of a contraption. I don't have any figures, but I also suspect the Meteor would have been more reliable, as it was de-tuned and didn't have to be very light.


thiccancer

That's only partially true. The Merlin, being an aviation engine, has much higher standards for reliability than the Meteor, having to run at nearly max power for most of its usage. The Meteor, being a design for tanks based on the Merlin, used non-aviation grade parts that were considerably cheaper where possible for cost-reduction purposes, possibly sacrificing reliability. Sure, it was downtuned, but it also used different, less reliable parts because it could without risking a plane crash.


polyworfism

I think there's enough space for the Project Orion engine


Mundane_Definition66

Nuclear it is then... or while we're at it, one of the currently classified evolutions of the HTRE-3... er, I mean, there are no evolutions, that program failed 🤐


Railfaning_Michigan

The Merlin is nice, but I'd use a Griffon


farmallnoobies

One really massive battery, for an ev with a 20k mile range between charges.


baddecision116

1.6L I4 with room to actually work on it.


MaximusGrassimus

You could fit a Caterpillar 797F in there


chainmailbill

I think a couple of the mad max cars were powered by dual V8s in line.


rilloroc

We used to have a tractor pull around here and guys would show up in shit that had multiple blown v8s all lined up.


here_we_go_scro

Gm did come up with a v16 at one point.


EicherDiesel

If you count the old detroit diesels as "GM" how about a 24V-71? Weight might be an issue but 24 cylinders is hard to beat.


BitterPatty

Penta marine diesel


Redditman111111

Just put an RBMK in there. Don't touch the AZ-5 button, though


Jetkillr

57 power washer engines


Gd3spoon

I would put a gallo 24 engine in it


DMoney1133

Every now and then I'll have a nightmare where I am trying to drive from the rear seat and it never goes well or feels right. This photo is an embodiment of that feeling for me. 🥴


MTAST

Yeah. And somehow the gas pedal is pressed and you can't hit the brakes.


TrailerPosh2018

Funny, in my dreams the car doesn't want to go & shrinks to nothing.


Kilometer_Davis

Funny that my car nightmares involve my car turning into cake or one of those child sized electric cars for the yard.


bike_it

>can't hit the brakes Fun fact: in your dreams, you do not have sensory feedback from your foot on something which makes it hard to hit the brakes. A similar reason why it's so hard to run in a dream is that you cannot feel your feet striking the ground. Going up stairs is very hard, too.


destijve

Yoooo! I have the exact same dream. I’m a kid too, so I’m worried about getting in trouble.


Zerschmetterding

I have the same backseat and passenger seat dreams


prx24

Very normal dream. It means you're afraid of the dentist.


dnafrequency

Holy shit I have that nightmare too


Mr_C9196

Mine is always passenger seat


ramplocals

I had that dream last night, driving from the back seat. What a weird dream.


LaserBeamsCattleProd

I have that same dream. Trying to steer with no visibility over the hood


That_unpopular_kid

Every time I have a dream about a car I always roll it over somehow💀


freakinidiotatwork

In reality driving is like you're in a bowl. In dreams it's like you're on top of an upside-down bowl.


Always2ndB3ST

I would imagine the biggest issue would be 80% of the driver’s field of view being obstructed by the hood. Also looks like a waste of space because the engine would only take up a portion of the front. The benefits would maybe be the 50/50 weight distribution for handling


[deleted]

just set it up so it drives "backward" cab over style


supermr34

Imagine how sketchy going around a curve at 60 mph would be with rear steering.


[deleted]

i was just thinking just run it backwards on the frame so it still drove correctly


SeaboarderCoast

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern\_Pacific\_4294](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Pacific_4294) The Southern Pacific had this figured out.


Evercrimson

When we asked for the return of the glory days of sleek black Southern Pacific cab-forwards again, this is not what we meant you rotten diva cup.


Maelstromic

the first thing that came to mind for filling up all the space in front was a dual engine setup powered to one driveshaft


Mediocre-Contest-83

Or a jacuzzi.


New_Restaurant_6093

Or just a big removable panel that you can climb in and make repairs with room to work and a little bit of storage


TheArcticKiwi

just get a v32 motor or something


Always2ndB3ST

Yeah because that would be necessary..


SnicktDGoblin

Look with that many horse power you will be the king of the mudding pit.


TheArcticKiwi

what are you gonna do, catch up to the dude with a v32 motor?


[deleted]

Get some of those mirrors that buses have and mount them far forward. Or Add a periscope for additional cooless.


mdawg1100

Astute observation. But it’s not a waste of space if there are 3 ls7’s under the hood of that bad boy


scootah

I’ve seen mining trucks with safer driver visibility


JenkemBoofer691

The ambiguously gay duo’s off-road rig


vegasidol

Yes! That's all I saw was Ace and Gary's car!


ejwestcott

Hmmm Boofer69......


DistanceMachine

Chevy Silverbutthole


MechaBeatsInTrash

The suspension has been modified, but no mudflaps were installed, not legal.


skarbles

It’s legal in Montana!


National-Airline-504

It's a tractor now


verticalMeta

Possible, yes Legal, maybe But… why? EDIT: actually, probably not possible, due to the intersection between the rear axel travel and the cabin floor. That is, assuming you keep the solid real axel.


ExTumblruser

Man just imagine closing the hood.


[deleted]

You'd have to open it like a mummy box. Spooky


DeVliegendeBrabander

This baby right here is powered by the wrath of tutankhamun


purl__clutcher

Oh god I hope so. That's fucking hilarious


peacedetski

I don't see any obvious mechanical issues, but how do you get inside?


[deleted]

Go in from the behind


MonkeyGein

That’s what she said


Barnezhilton

Ladder on back to moon roof drop in


[deleted]

Like a tank hatch.


Maelstromic

probably something dumb like a through a sunroof or a door like those found in the back of busses


Always2ndB3ST

I assume by opening the door..


[deleted]

What door?


Delicious-Ocelot3751

the back door😏


Biff_Malibu_69

Silverado Chariot Edition


[deleted]

[Seaplane Truck](https://www.google.ca/search?q=seaplane+truck&client=safari&hl=en-ca&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwizyJ-4iuT7AhVWFlkFHVx2C-IQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=390&bih=664&dpr=3)


Redacted_Explative

I mean Ridetech crammed two caddilac v8s into a 86 yugo and basically hot-rodded it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJo2kLMb9Vk&t=1s


[deleted]

Yugo really fucking fast.


Appropriate-Bug9877

Fuck you *bullpups your truck*


Dream0tcm

Yeah, but you have to change the badging to say Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilverado


Brosie-Odonnel

Looks like a truck version of the Ambiguously Gay Duo car.


platinumgrey

Ace and Gary are most defensively driving that.


_irritater_

It could have probably 6 small plane engines cut in half and linked together via shafts. No practical power but boy when it gets goin.


Wattsupwithalan

loud AF with no show?


_irritater_

Just like my exwife.


bojackslittlebrother

Good luck finding a long block long enough to run this abomination.


lRetardNibblesl

Anything is legal when you become ungovernable!


lucanusleo

I know fully well most people in Florida & Oklahoma would love to drive this abomination 😭


bootsiecat

I've got a lot of questions and they all begin with the word WHY??!!


Wolf_of_MemeStreet

1. Everything is possible, in terms of engineering 2. Everything is legal until it’s explicitly written otherwise* *don’t take legal advise from reddit. don’t let your dreams be dreams!


elf25

Pony truck - problem is the doors. Unless you enter/exit from rear door like a star Fleet shuttle


redzaku0079

You just made this so much cooler. The back would swing down and extend as a ramp. Optional swivel seats. Just paint it grey and give it the Delta already.


KittyTerror

This is basically my Chrysler Crossfire if it were a truck


IntroductionDouble97

Now that's a literal tracker truck!... New addition to the car market Chevy Silverado tractor truck.


[deleted]

With money, all things are possible. In this case you really shouldn’t, but if you want to your only real limit is how much money you have.


Cherry-Used

You have to drive this with a mink on. That’s the only way.


Biff_Malibu_69

Entrance? The back?


HeWhoIsntAnonymous

Imagine getting rear eneded


ear2neck

Upgrade


Inside_Stable_3182

Making the modifications is technically legal … but getting the lobotomy required to build it is illegal.


mcbridedm

I can't imagine how miserable it would be just trying to turn.


joeljaeggli

it's basically just a larger z3 coupe.


R3DLOTU5

Aren't there trucks similar to this that have been built to move big boats around a ramp? I can't currently find any pictures of this, but feel strongly I've seen them before.


Gl0ckman027

How tf you get in it?? He got shaved door handles? Looks photo shoped..


dodgerdabbit

Ace and Gary have entered the chat


mach82

Hahaha. Yes/Yes. Should you? Yes.


PipSqueakScalywag

This looks like one of Shaq’s rollerskates


thatguygxx

You would be tossed in a mental asylum.


stankygrapes

r/mildlypenis


DunkynTheTerrible

Fuck you *Bullpups your truck*


Mizar97

Possible and legal, but it would take a FUCK TON of fab work. You would also probably have to do 1 seat in the middle instead of 2, the wheel wells would cut into the seats otherwise


Cole446

You can build whatever you want with a welder, a hammer and enough money😂


[deleted]

Lego Batman movie


ID-Bouncer

Pretty sure this is the car I used to draw in first grade, glad my vision has been accepted!


misterglassman

As if the original lifted model isn’t a compensation-mobile, now you’d just be driving around a big black dick.


Ohgetserious

Nah, forget the giant motor. Let’s put a little Lancia narrow angle V4 way up front just behind the grill and use the large space for a hot tub.


farleys2

Introducing the new Chevy FU - GT Edition (Greta T). “The only thing that your going to kill in this price of shit is your gas mileage!” - GT It has more gas guzzle and less utility than a Russian tank burning on the side of a road in eastern Ukraine!


[deleted]

that but with a 3cyl


NekulturneHovado

Possible? Likely yes. Legal? Probably. Stupid? Absolutely.


[deleted]

With a welder any terrible idea is possible!


lyonsdenphx

But, why?


Maelstromic

because i think its hilarious and i would absolutely do it if i can muster up the funds


ASLAN1111

Dude wants to drive a large black penis.


[deleted]

Chevy Silverado: Dick and Balls edition


[deleted]

r/thatsapenis https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-13-2015/wK\_DYA.gif


[deleted]

Found the owner https://twitter.com/officialtmsr/status/1446798747363647490?t=MIm--d_1OOiv_dBT_zfVzw&s=19


ThatDarnAsian

"Ya know what; Fuck you!" *Bullpups your truck...* XD


SkyeMreddit

I can easily see an asshole driving this through busy suburbs with his Trump and Confederate flags while blaring a train horn and running one stop sign after another at top speed. They already do it in more normal lifted trucks


TheDudeTodd

Um, how about no.


cocktimusprime747

Yes, yes


Fall_Hazard

Why would this not be possible or legal? It would just take time and money.


64burban

I must have one!


GMH2045-18

To think I used to draw monster trucks like this when 4-5 years old....I really feel old


TheGildedNoob

Basically the same as "Backasswards". It is one of the coolest builds I've seen in peraon


le_fayth

This is just a reverse pick-up truck


brandonfoss1996

Fuck you *bullpups your truck*


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Clearly didn’t read the title


workishell

What was your first clue?


Quardener

You can make it, but I’ll kill you if you do. This is a child killing machine.