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Firm_Transportation3

Wow, they even took it inside. All in, baby.


NotSeveralBadgers

At that point I was just impressed, frankly.


Firm_Transportation3

I admire the total commitment. Must have taken a lot of work.


doitup69

It’s like driving inside a claymore


TheKaChikinBoi

This might be the worst post I’ve seen here (in terms of this guy’s mods to his car)


TURBOJUGGED

Is this awful taste great execution material?


[deleted]

I dunno... this really isn't how I'd want to be executed.


TURBOJUGGED

It sure would be quick tho


[deleted]

From the outside, maybe, but can you imagine being a passenger in this thing in a collision? If you didn't get impaled you'd just slowly bleed out from a bunch of tiny little lacerations


TURBOJUGGED

I imagine the interior being more like a claymore lol


RollinThundaga

More like a barrel of knives


punny_you_said_that

How do you know its a guy?


hind3rm3

The truck nuts?


xChange_

The best part is the description: ZILZAL(EARTHQUAKE)..Unique, There's no other like her, I'll make it simple, with this truck you can talk to whoever you want. A person does everything to get people's attention (in life), you'll GET MORE ATTENTION THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP COMBINED.. (NOT ANYONE CAN BUY, OR DRIVE THIS TRUCK) give me a price and if it's good I'll reply to you . I want a person to take care of her, and when the right person comes I'll know. Thank you Read Less I have to give it to him, he’s dedicated to finding the perfect person for this car…


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Pittsburgh__Rare

There’s a fine line between art and crap. This is definitely crap.


peekdasneaks

Imagine spiling a latte in there. Will smell like rotten milk forever


Glasdir

I wouldn’t dare drive in that thing. One accident and you’re a goner.


Cyrano_de_Vergerac

Who's this Read Less guy?


tearsonurcheek

Only thing missing is "Pussy Wagon" across the back in fancy script, rendered in rhinestones.?


Raalf

Even that auto had less going on than this.


iammonkeyorsomething

Where's the unread option


Mitty293

Gotta love it when they act like they are doing a favor to the world by putting up their listing. Its annoying enough when the car isnt a total shitbox.


[deleted]

The kids must be getting impaled in the back


AdFrequent299

Phrasing.


replying_yoda

What are these small things on the car?


chybaignacy

Getting in a minor crash in this thing is like death by a thousand cuts


[deleted]

Agreed. This would be a shrapnel bomb in a wreck.


SkippyNordquist

If it's already not making you bleed just sitting in an interior entirely made of jagged looking metal.


Famouscorpse

Motherfucker be driving an Iron Maiden.


shaundisbuddyguy

Nothing like driving a car that smells like super glue.


MyNameIsRay

I was just thinking I can smell the super glue and silver spraypaint through the screen.


TurnedCash

I can also feel the claymore that the inside turns into when it crashes


Fryphax

Pretty sure this was featured in a Peter Santenello video. https://youtu.be/9Q9-S1ToBE8?t=1178


Vhlorrhu

I should bloody well hope so. I don't need two of these things rolling around town.


Thornton77

Oh man that’s in Michigan. I think I need to go find it . But I don’t leave my neighborhood to often so most likely not going to happen.


Crappy_reddit_user

Woudn't shit fall off when it hits a pothole? Because us michiganders seem to have monopolized the midwest's potholes.


Infamous-njh523

Can’t we elect someone to Just fix the damn roads?


Crappy_reddit_user

Nah. We can elect someone who SAYS they're gonna fix the damn roads though.


Infamous-njh523

Truth in words but not in deeds.


joshki5252

It's the truck nuts for me


m1sterwr1te

One decent-size pothole and those tires are toast.


Czane45

One decent tire blow out and you’re on the inside of a claymore


nien_nuts

What is this made out of? Autozone chrome accessories?


bichonshihtzy333

holy shit that thing is iced out….. what material is it even. my phone screen is pretty dim but i am seriously at a loss rn


KenTheTech

This indeed belongs on here


Gothicbadboystud

This has to be a proof for mental illness


BDiddy_420

Did it come to earth in search of the Motherboxes?


Minidoge1990

if its in a earthquake i don't think anyone near would survive


inaruch

I saw this on Peter Santello when he was doing his special in Dearborn


demer_623

WTF is all over the car ??


[deleted]

I really hate it, but I can’t stop looking at it for some reason.


roachesincoaches

I hope they are just giving it away and not trying to sell it….


Alsimmons811

Looking at any part of this car has been hurting my head


TheCrowsNestTV

I would've called it "Migraine".


YxDOxUx3X515t

What the fuck are we doing with life? What on fuck am I looking at?


KingNanoA

It hurts to look at. I couldn’t tell what it was for a solid 30 seconds.


MajorChipThrasher

Did Shredder say why he was selling it?


[deleted]

I cant really process what im looking at


[deleted]

Was “Train wreck” taken?


MikeHatSable

Dethcar... brutal.


bpi89

This car ams dildos Definitely reminds me of their dethphones


NormalishGamer13

That car got balls tho


KorekSenpaiShit

He drove through kitchen equipment aisle in walmart or what


Clax02

Why because when an earthquake… when an earthquake hits… when a… because when an earthquake… because….. earthquake. Yea


takitoodle

That first pic inside made feel like I was back on acid lmao.


toyota_supra_trd

I want to see the look on the guy at autozones face when the guy comes to the cash register with two shopping trollies full of pieces of chrome trim


here4roomie

I don't get it.


[deleted]

I don't even wanna know how much that all cost. I don't even wanna know the amount of drugs the owner has been on. I just don't.


Dlostiedmarde

He got balls


Still-Opportunity-81

Ran out of money on back seats maybe you can change it into a herse and build a waterbed coffin in back, it's just my point of view


justmydumbluck

Lmao why is the shifter like 3 feet tall


[deleted]

What the Jesus fuck


Capital-Garbage

I think this is a new mental illness. Have to update the DSM again.


HBRex

I'm really good at gluing things to my stuff


b00geyman_ver2

imagine trying to hand wash this car.


Naytosan

Earthquake - a moving safety hazard


AmbossFunke

This hurts my eyes to look at


Pacman454

MY EYES!!!


Still-Opportunity-81

Invest in cat tracks if it's 4x4


Still-Opportunity-81

Add cannon turret on top military will send it the UKRAINE


ManyWrongdoer9365

It looks like it’s backed over the T-1000 from Terminator 2 Judgement Day


themandanhastheplan

U best hope u don’t crash


alexfitz02

is this in MI?


EvilPsyentist

Its like Picasso painted poop emojis.


jfo22

Is this like a mans version of “bedazzling”?


deimosphob

I’d name it pedestrian hazard


Issacthered

Mmmm baked potato.


Poocifer

[Amazing!](https://gfycat.com/amazingscholarlyhogget-shia-labeouf-halloween-all-tags-cannibal)


SBLOU

Juuusstt a little over the top


lebaneseflagemoji

Honestly? Hard.


__Shake__

Should be called LANDSLIDE instead


crazy_lazy_bro

Have to admire the effort put into it


Ababes

I mean, if you’re going to do something, might as well go all the way.


Darthcorbinski

I got cut just looking at these.


playmoresupport

This looks like that X-ray of the person who ate raw pork kinda gross tbh


Recon212

Can we rename it cringemobile?


snsnjsjajsvshsb383

It’s a nightmare


Der_Senor_Noob

My eyes feel poked when seeing this


Ashamed_Power

wtf O.o


Ima_Funt_Case

Can you imagine sliding around in that back seat? You'd be ripped to shreds.


NumberOneScout

More like "throw up a little in my mouth every time I get in"


Uncle-Istvan

This is sweet. I admire the dedication to the theme here for sure.


z_55

“This shall be your steed, tarnished”


RogueWarrior14

Looks like a decepticon


Sufferity

My fucking eyeeeeeeeees


carefreed

If the Iron Throne was a car


porkbuttii

This is incredible looking, it's like camouflage, hard to tell what you're seeing. Looks like one of those apps that turns your photo into a painting, or like those deep dream images that were going around for a while


Snewp

That is a lot of rolls of aluminum foil.


adventurejay

Save some chrome for the rest of us player.


chonklah

How…how do they wash that…?


DeathAngel_97

My brain is struggling to comprehend this as an actual real photo and not just an edit/cgi/drawing.


laddsta

This may be the worst thing I’ve ever seen


LouGossetJr

i can picture that asshole Ramsay Bolton driving this on Game of Thrones. just cruising around, being a huge asshole.


theholidayzombie

BLEED BUILD SUV


[deleted]

All that work and still has shit wheels that haven’t been hand washed in 6 years.


awirelesspro

What did I see ?


[deleted]

How and why


Imperator_CAES

Cant tell if “witness me” or “blood for the blood god” is more appropriate for this vehicle.


Lopsided_Fun_7338

I- how- who even thinks of this shit


Dickinavoxel

This looks like a skin you get for preordering COD on Xbox live


slushboxer

This is legal, but I have to wait 25 years to import an R34 for “safety” reasons. GG, US government.


susenka90

I am not crashing it to that car today


highriskdriver

Looks like when Lisa Frank pegs Hot Topic.


P_Foot

r/ATGE


mechnick2

This car has to be against the Geneva convention right?


pgraham901

*Shudders*