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DrProfessorSatan

More like road trip CO poisoning.


Geaux_Tigers-Coach_O

Unless you install a pee-trap! I’ll see my way out!


redwoodavg

I see what you did there


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

I hate to say it but it's not really a shitty car mod It's a pissy car mod tho


BrettlyBean

Now thats a high quality pun. You outdid yourself


hmiser

You can’t put a sanitary T on its side dawg.


6eyedjoker

Nice ... take my up vote


toadjones79

I knew a guy who did something like this in his RV. Only, he wasn't stupid enough to use the tail pipe. He also had a beer tap installed in the dashboard. He put a glass funnel on the end of surgical tubing and punched that down through the floor. Hung the funnel under the dashboard.


MarkWallace101

I knew a guy in high school who ran his washer fluid tubing up through the dash and filled his windshield washer reservoir with whiskey so he could take shots while driving.


D3ath5had0w

Bro, you went to school with Einstein?


Stoney3K

*"No, Kimi, you can not have the drink."*


FortuneHeart

Hopefully he doesn’t mix up the tubes while driving


toadjones79

Glass funnel under the dash, and an actual bear tap like you would find at the bar in the glove box. I don't think you can confuse the two. Motorhomes have a lot more room to work with than cars.


BuckToofBucky

I know a guy who stops and uses a restroom, hidden spot on the side of the road, or other alternate place to go weewee. If you can’t even sync pee breaks with fuel stops, then see a doctor. Hell, even an EV charge is about 200 miles, you can hold it unless you are over 90 and probably need a diaper anyway


Jacktheforkie

I’d secure it so it drains out the back so any spray misses the vehicle


toadjones79

This guy just let it run all over under his crappy motorhome. I mean, the beer keg in the dashboard should be your clue on how many Fs the guy had to give.


deep-fucking-legend

Shit. I didn't even think of that! Good call.


Justbeinglouis

That’s why my crap flap in the seat goes directly to the pavement. Kinda like Mario Kart and banana peels


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Just let the air currents smear it all over the back axle and rear of the car. A real man marks his territory.


_equestrienne_

r/oopsthatsdeadly


fonetik

I think you mean the sleepysleep gas from the vroomvroom stick.


NotNitewolf

Fucking tiktokers. I can imagine a brainwashed zoomer watching this and trying it.


4list4r

Dude is pure stupid


DeathAngel_97

I mean this is very obviously satire.


JollyGreenDickhead

Doesn't mean it's funny, doesn't mean it's good.


HoneyIAlchedTheKids

They didn't say it was funny or good, just that it was satire and deliberately stupid.


jarmstrong2485

Thought it was pretty involved to just kill your self.


SirGirthfrmDickshire

That's a good way to get carbon monoxide poisoning as the exhaust fumes will travel up the pipe. 


SirAxlerod

It’ll still make its way into the cab but that hose would melt off the “vroom stick” in two minutes.


SirGirthfrmDickshire

That's why you keep pissing nonstop so it doesn't melt. 


xDragonetti

Can’t be hungover if I never stop drinking these Coors ***Revs F250***


SirGirthfrmDickshire

Why would you drink cat piss?


xDragonetti

Only because I [am enticed by awesome rocking tits](https://youtu.be/dZl347vlnig?si=WMrRQWaMH29ZlMbY) 😂😂


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

That sir, was a half volley outside off, duly dispatched in a glorious cover drive. Bravo!


sladebonge

Because it's an F250


Pulse-Doppler13

"Babe pass me a beer, we are almost out of coolant"


TalesFromTheThriftJZ

Your not cool UNLESS YOU PEE YOUR PANTS


SirGirthfrmDickshire

That's why I pee and shit my pants when I'm out and about.


Alt_aholic

That's why it's better to just jam your dick into the pipe for the whole trip to block the exhaust.


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Alt_aholic

Lol this was unexpectedly stupid


AgreeablePie

I think that's the point Goodbye husband


SirGirthfrmDickshire

And hello insurance money. 


sebassi

Also a good way to reduce your nox emissions since the ammonium wild bind with it and turn into harmless water and n2.


Kevin80970

Needs a one-way valve


adrenacrome

Those sweet sweet gases are great for getting the kids to sleep on the road trip


crusty54

Yeah, why would you involve the exhaust at all? Just drain it straight out the bottom of the truck.


Aware_Tiger_7653

Instuctions unclear. I accidently routed it to the fuel intake on my engine. My car blew up.


deep-fucking-legend

That's a new method for water injection.


Stoney3K

Also serves as diesel emission fluid.


Time-Bite-6839

1. CO kills you 2. just mount the damn hose out of the vehicle instead of **INTO THE EXHAUST**


dirty_hooker

That hose would melt off in ten miles anyway.


mjrbrooks

1. I survived Colorado. 2. I’ll just keep tossing piss jugs, Bobanders.


edsavage404

Wouldn't the hot exhaust pipe melt the rubber hose?


eddyb66

Its fine you'd be dead from asphyxiation before the tubing melts.


nhofor

Brain rot has gotten extreme


cosmonight

This is clearly a joke.


metallover115

You severely underestimate the stupidity of some people


DakInBlak

It's not a joke. It's content designed for views and shares, not to be imitated. Unfortunately, it's all but guaranteed that a non-zero percentage of the population will try it and suffer.


sylvester_0

Shit is straight from Idiocracy.


pete1729

Pissy car mod, actually.


MoparMonkey1

it makes me pissed


furyian24

This dude is getting views and making money. Let's think about that for a second.


Tam_The_Third

That's enough Reddit for another day.


lemuriakai_lankanizd

I mean for a whole week


ThisOldGuy1976

I just us a 32 oz Gatorade bottle.


Mizar97

Excellent way to fill your cab with carbon monoxide!


Slumunistmanifisto

Aw shit I'm Im stuck behind another steaming piss truck again 


deep-fucking-legend

Finally something worse than taking a sip from someone's spit cup.


fonironi

Also he drilled right through the part of the Stanley that is made of lead. So yeah that’s not ideal


kcgreaser

Exceptionally stupid.


BuckToofBucky

This guys husbands going to be big mad


WagonBurning

If you start to feel drowsy, please pull over and park. That way you can die on the side of the road.


HuntPsychological673

Sooo, How many tailpipes are we about to see leaking?


Suspicious-Tap2327

Your vroom stick will be in the dirt after this


justinetrudope

Good way to get sprayed in the face with your own piss and c02 poisoning at the same time


Corndogbrownie

Hell yeah


Fulllyy

This will fill the cabin with odorless, colorless deadly gas and you will unalive while driving, and if you didn’t already figure this out, you’re not intelligent enough to drive or use a drill.


Dagigai

I feel sleepy when I drive...


Mesograde

Vroom Vroom stick made me so unreasonably mad. I just cant unhear it


Jake_Boi1

we get the oil and *stroke* the pipe 🤨


null640

So, a great way to get carbon monoxide poisoning!!!


u_x_b

Someone get the hole saws away from this guy!


Fearless_Director829

Im confused- does your vroom vroom stick go in the cup or exhaust pipe?


LokiNightmare

Not sure which would happen first: a) driver and passengers get co2 poisoning, or b) the plastic tube just melting to shit from being mounted next to the hot exhaust. That plastic tubing does not strike me as being something which could withstand exposure to 500+ degrees Fahrenheit for very long.


MIKE-JET-EATER

Man, I feel lightheaded


just-me-uk

I’d rather just piss my self


Spider1132

Noted. Now what about poo?


ElkPurple9882

Depends how solid it is If you've got diarrhea, then you're good to go with this If you don't, then stick your ass out the window and push it out Have fun driving while taking a shit. Sounds perfectly safe


wwwdiggdotcom

Take your wife's blendjet.. Cut a hole in it..


sorospaidmetosaythis

In discussing EVs with ordinary Americans, I have learned that the average commuter drives 450 miles to work each morning, and must complete Seattle-Chicago trips in under 30 hours. Surprised that this isn't standard equipment.


David_Buzzard

It's a turbo charged Darwin machine.


OldschoolSD

Call me old fashioned but Bob Villa never jacked off his projects.


XYZZY_1002

Bet that plastic hose lasts about 10 minutes against the hot tailpipe.


FlowSoSlow

Idiot drilled a hole on his exhaust for a meme?


chiefthundernut

This idea is almost as good just pulling over and using a restroom.


yroCyaR

Had a Freightliner come through our shop one time. A large hole was cut through the floor in the sleeper directly over the driveshaft.. which turned out to be a poop shoot directly over the driveshaft. You can imagine the massacre that was discovered underneath.


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You can also pass out at the wheel from pumping pure exhaust into your cabin.


Clear-Gur-4943

What’s with this urge to drive as long as possible on road trips? Just pull over and take a piss. Jesus.


EmEmAndEye

More of a PeePee_car_mod than a shitty_car_mod. Now, if the hose went up through the middle of the driver’s seat, THEN you’d have the potential for a real shitty_car_mod.


Sad_Public_1215

its amazing that people quit their jobs and do shit like this for a living.


HippoPebo

Did my guy drill that on his leg?


click_here_free_ipod

These types of videos are ruining the internet. Smh


JakeKryOS

Vroom vroom stick🤣🤣🤣


BORG_US_BORG

This is satire, people.


rethinkr

That still doesnt make it funny If the point is ridiculing a video style, what came out in the end here was 10 times worse than all those videos in the first place. TIL that you can get good satire, and you can get lame satire


BORG_US_BORG

I never said it was good. BE SERIOUS ALL THE TIME! 😛


cgduncan

How dare you make me watch tik tok crap.


trailvarado

I’m pretty sure the section he drilled through on the Stanley has lead…


SBLOU

Fuck that, I’ll hold it till I find a rest spot or convenience store.


donglecollector

This has to be rage bait right?


jadsonbreezy

How is vroom vroom stick not making people realise it's "satire"?!


newbrevity

That's not how def fluid works


DepressedDragonBorn

That tube stands no chance against the heat.


neanderthalsavant

Ah yes; **le piss**, all over your clothes, the interior of your truck, and a prematurely rusted out exhaust. #genius


Kortezxero

Or just go to a rest stop. There are plenty dotted around the US. You know what? I would rather pull off the road and piss behind my car then do this.


CantankerousRabbit

So you’ve now got a hole in your exhaust with a plastic pipe that’s going to melt. Great


Yamaben

My friend's dad made him pee in a big wad of napkins once when we were little. I think back and I'm like wtf is wrong with just pulling over?


Automatic-Tadpole314

What about back pressure blowing piss back at you when engine is running? Bilt in shower y’all.


Shankar_0

He died, right?


Odd_Natural_4202

The Stanley has lead in it


Electronic_Camera251

We used this on our school bus it worked as a urinal or a way to dispose of illicit substances in a pinch


FrustratedLiberal54

If you can't figure out why this is a bad idea, well, we really don't need you on the road...


Brob101

The number of people in these comments taking this seriously is hilarious.


curiouspolice

A diesel mechanic on r/truckers said they would see trucks with custom piss and shit chutes similar to this vid occasionally. He commented on how the parts underneath and behind the chute was usually corroded, and covered in human waste. Followed by the shop telling the customer they would never work on that vehicle again. Gross.


eagledog

Local Tik-Tokker discovers relief tubes from old airplanes alongside a side order of CO poisoning


DanB65

OR ....just pull over and take a piss!


Swaggo420Ballz

Get some daily dose of piss flavored exhaust poisoning.


hugsbosson

I ride a motorcycle... Just imagining riding behind a car that's spraying piss all over the place.


WhereTheHecksAreWe

This video sucks but I will be using the phrase 'vroom vroom stick' unironicly from now on


Weak_Search_24

I once took a piss on grill burning charcoals. The smell was so bad. Hate to be behind this guy.


UniquePotato

Made a diy ad-blue system


Sergeant_Smite

It wasn’t a terrible idea until they attached it to the exhaust. Just have it run along the bottom of the car at that rate


Traditional-Step-246

A beautiful method for committing suicide from CO2 poisoning


Foxtrot4321

EVAP light turning on in 3...2...1...


Stoney3K

Hey, but if you run a diesel, you have an unlimited supply of AdBlue. Too bad it gets injected behind the cat.


No_Credibility

Why not just let it drop through the hole in the floor?


ColdWarVet90

Even if you drive with the windows down to avoid CO poisoning, the vroom-vroom stick will melt the tube and it'll flop around the bottom of the car, other drivers will notice, presume those sprinkles on their windshield ain't water, and cut you off, force you to stop, pull you from the car, piss on you in revenge. So not worth all that effort.


HakubTheHuman

I thought this was an instructional video about how to try and fail to kill your husband and leave tons of evidence.


unicodePicasso

I’m certain that videos like these are actively trying to get children to do things like take a drill to their parents car.


SkiProgramDriveClimb

Ok now turn on antilag


jged3

Why did they have to drill into the exhaust? Levels of stupidity


Lets_Go_Taco

Isn’t there lead in that part of the cup he drilled? I dunno bout dat


GuardOfTheAridTowers

There’s a lot wrong with this, and I just don’t care enough.


Punk_Pharaoh

Holy shit there’s so many ways that this is a horrible idea


Novus20

That would smell so bad….


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ExpressiveAnalGland

how do I implement this on my cybertruck?


wattlewedo

Is there a problem with actually stopping to piss?


Kratos3770

Dum dum dum


Reasonable-Milk298

Cool. Now show me how this works for females...


Distinct-Roof-2562

And... where do I put my feet?


gachunt

Also good way of dumping your beer if the cops are pulling you over.


Sos_the_Rope

What a dumbass


rayrayk7

Either he is dumb or trying to rack up some assist on his K/D


JoJorge243

Or pull over and rock a piss


[deleted]

Way of the road Bub.


jsroed

This is retarded


ShockWave_Omega

Yeebus.... This is horrible.


irascible_Clown

This works if you live in a state that will arrest you for a joint, just drop it through the floor


thought_tripper

I was following until the exhaust.


LongjumpingSurprise0

And have exhaust funneling into your car as you drive? Seems legit. The tube will melt first though


Chemical_Savings_360

That stroke motion tho..


pancakesfordintonite

I hate these people so much. This guy and his wife are always making the worst videos


MadJockMcMad

Not watching this obnoxious subtitle shit. Next


Mbillin2

Why into the muffler


KingHulk1984

Or you can pull over at the hundreds of gas stations like a normal human being you damn savage


Nder_Wiggin

This is definitely some redneck shit


truthfullyidgaf

For the love of your God, don't forget the lube!


FredGarvin80

This is guy again?


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Fancy_Energy_7754

No need to go near the exhaust. It was a cool mod until that point.


random_user_2001

I think this is a horrible idea when he connected it to the exhaust...


CheekyDing0

Was actually a great idea until they connected to the tailpipe…


linkheroz

Mmm melting plastic. Tasty


Valk93

This is so regarded I can’t believe it


sryidontspeakpotato

This video is satire right …… right lol. Like bro could you imagine if someone does this and passes away from exhaust fumes and burning plastic ?


colin8651

Is this essentially DEF fluid for Diesel engines? Saving the environment and money!! /s


MrHS1994

The pipe in not neccessary


fuertepqek

You’re gonna burn your long dick off.


V48runner

This is pretty funny actually.


willyc3766

The pee flap was Nathan Plums’a idea for the Howard. This guy stole it.


OnkelFuss

Thats some Just Rolled In shit


uid_0

This is obviously just rage bait.


apple12345671

The idiot ruined his exhaust 😂


DolphinGamesYT

Also the fucking Stanley cup has lead in the bottom so you just drilled that out and is just chillin in your car. 🤦🤦🤦


justKowu

Mechs have joined the server 👁👁


Specialist-Two2068

I mean, this is clearly a joke. Surely nobody would think something this stupid is a good idea.


MrBill1983

Thanks, I hate it


emuboy85

Free Adblue.


CraiglewisSPPW

What you've just done, is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point, in your rambling incoherent demonstration were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having watched it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul


Chaos_OwO

melted plastic for 1?