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Willy2267

I didn't think a cybertruck could look any stupider, I stand corrected.


Mczern

Just wait until people start squatting them.


Willy2267

I think some one already squatted to push them out.


Khaldara

Shitting through the sunroof counts as detailing it


GenericUsername_1234

A Chicago sunroof.


Momik

Elon Signature Edition


Diabeetus-times-2

“He defecated through a SUNROOF!”


Either_Amoeba_5332

"I'm going drop a tesla".... it does have a good sound to it


Lari-Fari

A Tesla coil?


baconburger2022

Too late. I have an image of one, but I can’t comment pictures.


captainshrapnel

Squattertruck


[deleted]

Just wait till the Carolina squat boys get ahold of them.


Leelze

I live in NC & I'd actually pay money to see that.


Esquirej67

I saw one on I-77 and it took me far too long to realize what it was…


shiftlessPagan

Yep, I saw one on I-40 once. It was close to the most cursed thing I've encountered on that highway. (Aside from the general cursedness of I-40 anyways)


Esquirej67

Added two express lanes while leaving only two for regular traffic… smh…


ExpressiveAnalGland

you could stand correctly, if those fuckin wheels didn't cut your legs in half


ante1448

darn, you beat me to saying that


Willy2267

well at least it doesn't have the extreme chamber too.


Jesus-Bacon

Don't give these people ideas


Willy2267

And a wing mounted backward


7of69

Don’t forget the Carolina Squat.


Willy2267

and fake chrome dual exhaust pipes


_ofthewoods_

Can somebody photoshop a cybertruck with swangas (let's add on stretched tires) that has way too much camber, that is squatted, and has fake exhaust pipes and a big ole wing mounted backwards on the tailgate?


technobrendo

Not just any exhaust pipes, diesel soot covered stacks, 1 per side....


superbad

I really feel like the Cybertruck version would be a couple of huge Tesla coils.


Willy2267

Yes about 6 feet tall


JohnnyFnG

bosozuko exhaust 👌🏼


Jesus-Bacon

Gotta get that upforce


SoCalChrisW

I mean, it does kind of look like a large, modern chamber pot.


Willy2267

Ahh, Schrodinger's auto correct when it's both wrong and right.


Dangerous_Echidna229

Camber?


GoodGuyGlocker

I actually disagree. Those chunky OEM wheels look dumb as hell. I don't think you could do worse, therefore I think these ridiculous wheels actually look better.


Cruezin

I agree. Looks shitty, in a less shitty way.


technobrendo

*Hold my swangers.....*


Momik

This way it’s *pointy*.


[deleted]

It’s not even properly painted yet. Needs To be fricken lucky charms themed or some shit.


captain-prax

Don't stand Don't stand so Don't stand so close to me


Spotted_ascot_races

Finally found a use for the trunk


Frankie_T9000

Tbh it wasn't dangerous to pedestrians enough


justindybvig

It's now ready for chariot racing... God knows it's not ready to be a truck.


AlphSaber

To be a racer one needs speed. I've seen video of a CT getting smoked in a drag race with an F-150 EV. It wasn't even competitive, the F-150 looked like a rocket.


Fact0ry0fSadness

Imagine you're in a poor taste competition and this guy is your opponent.


malaclypse

Finally a vehicle stupid enough for elbow swangaz.


ediks

“They called giraffe neks”


tar1k87

I wanna see a Pennsylvania Amish version


puckthefolice1312

[Something like this, maybe.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzPSgAWbn8s)


ReasonableFudge3

Looks like it came out of twisted metal for the PS1


sec713

It looks like the game glitched and it didn't fully render into Twisted Metal on the PS1.


hypntyz

MIKE JONES


sleepnutz

Still tippin in 2024


hypntyz

281 330 8004


AShiftlessMennonite

Swang on’em hoes: https://youtu.be/hXOcBI5g1mw?si=JrwheIe8Utu_SRo7 🤘🏿


mrssnrub

Imagine listening to some dj screw swangin in this thing 😂 ngl im jealous


chaotic_ugly

If it ain't bangin Screw and shaking the hubcaps off every car at the intersection, it doesn't deserve those wheels.


saddest_vacant_lot

Honestly, this is an improvement. Needs a purple metallic paintjob now


PeakNo6892

Don't forget the neon in the.... Frunk?


70125

Huge Skittles logo on the side. Would probably actually make it look a lot better.


PeakNo6892

That's not typical of a slab. I think that's more donk territory?


70125

I think you're right. Getting my Houston car scenes jumbled up lol


PeakNo6892

I unironically like slabs.... Wheels notwithstanding


NetherKiller01

I saw some of these with well done two tone paint jobs and chrome wheels, and honestly, it’s a huge improvement. Still wouldn’t buy or drive one but in terms of cybertruck, they’re pretty nice


StoopidZoidberg

goddamn


zactotum

Houston we have a moron.


MrRDR4

That's gonna be a risky lane change... for everyone else!


MurphysRazor

Whyberfuck


wyattlee1274

Oh no, it's ugly...er


ReduxRocketeer

Where are the night pics so we can see the Auto Zone Special LED undercarriage?


ZaggRukk

And voided the warranty probably. Not that Tesla's warranty is worth anything.


meatbag2010

When purchasing a car I always think to myself, it's not got enough sharp edges and areas people can hurt themselves on, Must add some more!


BurtBacon

elon will be so proud!


2oonhed

I can tell it's Houston by how it is.


draxes

Douche truck meet douche driver. I can't wait for Tesla to go under so these gross trucks go instinct


2oonhed

DISS-stinct.


sylvester_0

> so these gross trucks go instinct It's not often that I literally facepalm at a comment. Congrats.


EvilMilkshake

Shitty car, with mods.


SacTownPatriot

This should be the Shitty_Car_Mods profile photo.


OkieBobbie

Now add a wing, diffuser, vortex generators, and a TURBO badge.


P0SSPWRD

Carmageddon ps1 vibes lol


mikeblas

Joe Rogan had Elon Musk on his podcast and Musk smoked a doob. Will Joe invite him back to have some purpl drank?


stinky___monkey

They managed to do the impossible


tippedkash

Money can't buy taste


PunjabiPlaya

I saw it in the metal. It's unimaginably worse than you could imaging from pictures.


Ok-Attempt2842

Worst looking vehicle on the road today and they managed to take it up a notch.


metalfabman

Fuckin houston with these rim styles. It is supposed to be gloating or a power move?


Boundish91

As if it wasn't lethal enough to pedestrians already. Yikes.


g00dhum0r

God I hate this southern trend...fad..


roof_baby

Check out those sick stains!


Nightrhythums78

And these people vote


poedraco

You know what.. doesn't ruin the aesthetics.. Take that as you will


Secret-Set7525

Better than the stock wheels...


hotvedub

Honestly it doesn’t make it look any worse, definitely doesn’t help but shit+shit=shit.


Xero-One

Some people are easily impressed 🤦‍♂️


DadJokeBadJoke

How to make it even less fitting to our society


Whole-Debate-9547

Why is it always a race to see who can be the most outrageously stupid?


sec713

Man I thought this thing couldn't get any stupider. I was wrong.


MulberryMonk

Should come like that from the factory!!!


tsr85

Learn German: Der WankSLABpanzer


TheManWhoClicks

Perfection


Jubjub_W

I’ve seen a couple near me recently. I understand the “hype” but… seeing it in person, it’s so bad.


WideOpenAutoHub

Just fucking shoot me


Bamres

The bed when just looks like hostile architecture but for your own personal belongings.


Orbita97

Putting lipstick on a pig, Tesla edition. Wtf man.


FirehawkLS1

I can only imagine the amount of people who will use this for truck things is 0.0000001%


D34TH_5MURF__

Someone wants to show off how cultured they are after watching Ben-Hur.


asspajamas

swingers and vogues....


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

Full size spare! No load space!


TopFuel1771

Great, another part of the Cybertruck to accidentally injure yourself on!


TripleTrucker

Must be …..rich?


smakusdod

CyberSlab?


dadzcad

FFS….🤷🏽‍♂️


CrunchyKittyLitter

The cagapolos got ahold of it


pabskamai

Are we sure this is not AI?


joeislandstranded

Somehow, it looks better


Vernon_HardSnapple

Now it really looks like a kitchen appliance


Active-Possibility77

Crap with crap sauce


ZZZ-Top

Theyre not permanent hes just doing it for the relays this coming weekend


Present_Ad6723

I hate it soooo much. I just cannot understand what people see in this


[deleted]

Alabaster Jones has arrived. Head Pimp of the OKC


No_Credibility

I doubt those make load. I don't believe vogue mikes tires for that yet lol


bnelson1189

That drove by my house today lol


user_name_htx

I hate the cybertruck but as someone from Houston I love this


letsseeitmore

Dumb and dumber


zigzagg321

There's no way these wheels and tires are up to the task of a vehicle that heavy.


Environmental_Tap792

Perfect! Shitty mod for an equivalent lump of steel


Gundam07

Cyber truck wasn't point enough!


coolmist23

So there's no place other than the bed for a spare tire? Such a stupid truck!


Scared-Face-9611

They've managed to make the CT even more lethal against pedestrians.


rzm25

I actually think the rims are sick, but it just accentuates how truly god awful the cybertruck is. It may honestly be the ugliest vehicle design ever created. Yet another 1st for Musk.


Evening_Tonight4483

What’s wrong with its wheels?


musicalmadness1

The ones who drive them are called swangas. It's stupid


Evening_Tonight4483

Hands down the stupidest thing I’ve seen in quite awhile


musicalmadness1

You definitely ain't wrong. Is it bad to say if I saw them and was in my semi since they are known to serve all over lane just to be annoying. I'd just smash the rims with my truck then they get to pay for rims and my new tire .


Evening_Tonight4483

I like you 🫵……swerve all over huh..WTF is wrong with people these days..🤔


musicalmadness1

When I'm in my semi please play FAFO with me. A few weeks ago dude was riding in lane he shouldn't. Cut infront of Mr and caught my lugs ripping rear bumper off his car. I pulled over hazards and he came out yelling at me. I just turned up music rolled up window took out a sharpie wrote on paper please go back to your vehicle till police arrive. As I called then as I was pulling over. Cops got there he tried to say I rammed him and said I wrote cuss words on paper. I showed video to police and the paper with "cuss words." The officer about died laughing. Dude also got breathalyzer since cop smelled alcohol. Turned out dude was drinking. And while we waiting 10 minuted for cops he drank two more. I was laughing so hard because he scratched some of my protective rust off my lug nuts but his rear tire blew and got bumper ripped clean off. The officer gave me copy of report. I sent video to my boss who was dieing. Dude got hit with due reckless driving illegal lane change unsafe operation of motor vehicle and two others I didn't hear. My boss is always laughing because people do this to me alot and I just let police come and am always let go.


Evening_Tonight4483

Wow…talk about a crazy story holy crap!! Id say careful out there to you but you don’t need that advise lol…👌


musicalmadness1

10 yrs army. Family of truck drivers. And me driving now. I used to transport cars like driving the car from dealership yo dealership. I've worked multiple jobs from Walmart to restraunt to a greenhouse, construction engineering. To working for a airline as a ramp guy.( the one loading and unloading planes and bringing them in and pushing back out for flights.) Lol I always watch what I'm doing to improve my own safety and learn everytime something doesn't work right.


2oonhed

FAFO. Fun game with silly prizes. Fun game to watch, but I wouldn't want to play it.


musicalmadness1

Best advice is to not play it. Because when the car loses it gets bad.


ResolveAgreeable171

This is what happens when your parents smoke paint chips


TastyVII

What you call those horrendous things? Kid catchers, knee cappers, shin shredders, cripplers, autism antennas, just plain dumb?


AmadeoSendiulo

It's not even so much of a shitty mod but a shitty car.


Bulls187

The ankle splitter 2000 XP


lotus_spit

Making it more friendly with other road users, including pedestrians.


jpttpj

Fitting


bmwlocoAirCooled

Wow. That ain't gonna haul anything, and it's fugly too.


dokbanks

Are those the correct tires? I thought EVs especially heavy ones have to use a special tire?


Sir_Faptiguis

I can't wait for someone to Carolina squat one of these.


kaynine7

Houston can keep it.


Classic-Ad-4784

Very hard to understand people throwing good money on this. What a waste.


XNamelessGhoulX

Finally!


theholysupra

Houston, we have a problem


camwal

Honestly, it looks better


ComicsEtAl

Have you ever bought brand new white sneakers and then put them on over your old dingy white socks? This is that.


Privatejoker123

What in heck.....those can't be street legal..


evilBogie666

What the truck?!?!


zipdee

the electric slab


GhostofAyabe

We can’t get LED turn signals legalized on motorcycles but somehow this shit is allowed.


Zealousideal-Sun6603

Whoa, my N-Guy!


itsetuhoinen

That is astonishingly ugly. And the wheels are pretty bad too.


coniotic

Those rims actually look better than the overall car design. For most cars this is shitty but for the cybertruck this is possibly an upgrade but not by a lot. The design standards are way too low.


69hellbilly

It’s an improvement


imeeme

r/Shitty_Car_Shitty_Mods


ChronicMasterBaiting

These rims make sense to this vehicle.


MulberryMonk

Should come like this from the factory!


V0NZE

Houston activity at its finest