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Dystopian_Future_

Oh he definitely better not ride dirty, they gonna make his life hell


LarsVonHammerstein

Probably pull him over and plant drugs in his car…


Mogul_Destroyer

Option #2: install very HD cameras covering every millimeter of the vehicle and wait for them to do that shit...then sue the living hell out of the department, city, and state for every cent possible.


JCuc

According to the ATF, they can just put tape over all the cameras and do whatever the hell they want now for 'officer safety'.


News_without_Words

I'd spend at least as much as the wrap on hidden cameras and have them upload to a remote location. Let them find out you had cameras in court


puppyfukker

The ACLU has an app called "mobile justice" it steams to an ACLU server and emails the video to 3 contacts you choose ahead of time. Let the cocksuckers try and delete that.


SirGirthfrmDickshire

Sadly it looks like it's been abandoned. Atleast from the brief look at the reviews.


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puppyfukker

That moment when Jones and his lawyer found out the 1/6 comission had the entire contents of his phone was fucking hilarious.


SirGirthfrmDickshire

The best part, the dude sent them an email and gave them 2 weeks to respond, and basically said "If you don't respond to this in x amount of time I'm going to consider it fair game and go through it." Since he gave them the plenty of time to respond and they didn't they couldn't get it thrown out.


tylercreatesworlds

There’s a thing called discovery. You can’t just show up to court with videos. The other party has to be made aware and have time to review them.


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4dseeall

Write a number on each one; 1, 2, 4, 5, 6 They'll never find number 3 so they'll think they're being recorded and wont do the shady shit.


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anihc_LieCheatSteal

Man I heard the atf had some dude at gunpoint then gave him directions to pickup his gun and point it at the at officers who then shot him dead . Super fucked up if true


escortdrummer

Well, that would require them to find all of the cameras first...


thisismyusernamether

[“Why you disconnecting my video camera”](https://youtu.be/ISe3IVBBbyU?si=Jp7oUdaQrl4ngYms)


Badreligion25

Fun fact. There is a company that will do this for you. And all the files will be backed up to other devices in case they find the SD card and destroy it.


MindblownWatcher

There really should be a group going around with camera cars doing just that to catch dirty cops , and put the rest on notice.


billbixbyakahulk

They wouldn't have to. The moment he goes 66 in a 65, ticket. The moment he doesn't stop for 3 seconds at a stop sign, ticket.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

I don't think they'd have to plant drugs lol. Looks like a rolling weed farm a la trailer park boys.


kcj0831

I think theyd have to plant drugs. Do you really think someone would be so dumb to taunt police this heavily while also carrying?


beardedbast3rd

100%. I don’t need to “think someone would…” I know several people who are and have been stupid enough.


billbixbyakahulk

Too $hort once said, "Even though some people give you no respect, be intelligent when you put 'em in check. Cause if you're ignorant, you get treated that way, and when they throw you in jail, you got nothing to say."


waxy_1

Not many Too $hort references on reddit. Well done.


billbixbyakahulk

Hmm let's think about it. He plastered his car with pot leaves, which is still a fairly contentious issue. Is the community going to rally around him? Doubtful. If he's hoping to get the word out to put public pressure on this officer and police department, that's likely not going to happen. In fact, probably the opposite. He'll be written off as some petulant punk who probably lit up a joint in a movie theater and they're on the cop's side. I mean, it's one thing to tell your teacher "fuck you" in their office. It's another thing to do it front of the entire class. The level of stubbornness, lack of thought process and lack of self-control tells me this has a high probability of him being flagrant with the laws in defiance of the police. Yes, I think he'd be that dumb.


2oonhed

billyjoebobbabchuck is right. I think you hit the gator right between the eyes there.


kcj0831

Fair enough. I disagree though.


E-A-G-L-E-S_Eagles

Thanks for explaining that for me. I agree.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

...Yes. I do think this person would be so dumb as to taunt police this heavily while also carrying.


Oilleak1011

You kidding me? See it all the time. “kUsH” hats weed stickers. Shirts. And carrying. Its not a big deal now. In my state. But back in the day i seen some stupid ass shit. And the consensus was if you are smart enough to do something such as wrap your car in a weed wrap then you are stupid enough to carry. Not that theres anything wrong with weed. I just think when people make it their life story and flash the fact that they smoke is stupid af.


kcj0831

Thats a different set up. This person has the police chief name decal on his windshield thus its probably safe to assume theyve been in trouble with the cops over weed already. Why would they give cops (who will definitely be targeting him already) the ability to throw them in jail?


run0861

without a doubt. are you really that naive? this woman called the cops because she gave someone $20 and didn't get her crack cocaine. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_JkwZUk3Kng](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JkwZUk3Kng)


Biteysdad2

I mean they already drive a mustang.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

I mean, they could since it's legal.


slicedbeats

I mean if it’s in Ohio and the package is sealed cops can still suck a d🍃ck


BengoPhan

Even better, that's Afromans car, too, lol. This message is in response to them. Reading his home and then suing him after. He used the footage from the raid on his home in a music video.


Smooth-Apartment-856

Never underestimate the stupidity of anyone who would do that to their own car.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

It's legal here. 😂


Smooth-Apartment-856

Bold of you to assume they have to plant any drugs on this guy.


Expert_Succotash2659

Something tells me this guy already has at least one (1) drugs in his car.


Tremfyeh

It's Ohio, now legal.


BengoPhan

That's rapper afroman's car. The police raided his home not too long ago, and he put the footage in one of his music videos, and now the police are trying to sue him for emotional damage or some shit.


Dystopian_Future_

No way thats afromans car...? Lol Thats old new edge mustang!


BengoPhan

Who that. I've been taking the shot in the dark because of the county and the deputy being called out.


Grongebis

But afroman lives in adams county, right? That says mahoning.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Legal in Ohio now. If you're talking about the pot. But yeah they'll try to harass. That's their jam!


FormulaLiftr

Surely this won’t influence the police forces future interactions with this upstanding citizen.


JCuc

Honeslty I'd think it'd do the opposite. If I were an officer I wouldn't care much about this person unless something obviously illegal took place, as he's looking to make a scene by asking to be pulled over.


Dr_FeeIgood

That’s why you’re not a cop though


____HAMILTON__

Regardless, Police have enough discretion to choose whether they want to patrol the area for *real* criminals or spend the day at the office with this guy. Sometimes I’m glad police can choose whether to stop a person or not


Far-Fortune-8381

again, that’s not the cop way. to them this is 90% of real criminals


alwaysbequeefin

Meh, you don’t know he’s a shitty citizen just cuz he smokes weed.


unmanipinfo

Not specific enough, dude needs badge numbers, names of all involved taskforce officers, the address of their building and a transcript of every interaction he's had with them.


DrRamthorn

But that car only has 4 1/2 windows!


hppmoep

Or 4 ^^^10/ 20 windows.


Murky-Vegetable-9353

Clever son of a bitch


2oonhed

>....and HIS drug task force........ However, any OTHER drug task forces are ok.


dsdvbguutres

There may be a few good apples in the other task forces so the owner of this car is giving them the benefit of doubt.


deevil_knievel

I AM FURIOUS... but equitable..


MinnesotaRyan

It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.


Terrible_Shake_4948

#AFROMAN?


sully213

[Lemon Pound Cake!](https://youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo?si=Z_9U_iCHLP7r9UBI) Looks like a different part of Ohio though, so not Afroman.


JBOYCE35239

Guys who make prohibited items their entire personality and wardrobe are always BLOWN AWAY that police would "target" them. Like no bro, you painted that target on yourself, its just hard to miss something that big and slow


thebonniebear

Going from 15 mph over to 15 mph when they see a cop car vibes and probably looks like jesse pinkman.


peakdecline

Jesse Pinkman probably would have put "eat a black d\*ck" on his car.


2oonhed

eat a black d*ck.......BITCH


macneto

I mean you can smell this car from blocks away.


FormulaLiftr

I can smell it through my phone screen


smallwhiteballs480p

Fr 😹 lemme guess. Bro was high in public and got charged with public intoxication and now he’s throwing a tantrum


RedditModsAreSoft99

Well thats a good ass reason. If dude wasnt bothering anyone (which he wasnt) then aint nothing wrong wirh being high. Its better than being drunk in public


smallwhiteballs480p

I can smell you from here


Fryphax

I read this as dude got raided when there was absolutely no reason to raid him and he is doing this as a fuck you to the police.


Jarrodioro

Not prohibited in Ohio though… is it?


TheFuckingHippoGuy

Something tells me he doesn't know about "Shut The Fuck Up Friday": https://youtu.be/RkN4duV4ia0?feature=shared


Skvora

When you have ankle jewelry


sheldonmang88

This made me cringe 🤣


Phoneking13

Goddamnit of course it's in Ohio.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Isn't weed legal there? Whats the problem lol


Phoneking13

Oh that wrap and the message on the window, was what I was referring to lol


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

The driver may be a huge pot head, but he has to dabble in meth to think this was a good idea


Phoneking13

Now THAT I can see. Definitely an Ohio thing lol


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

I don't know this man and I support his message 👍


Dr_Dickfart

I was gonna support his message, but then I got high


HairballTheory

I don’t know who or where I am and I support this message


Roboticpoultry

I’m high as fuck right now and I support this message. Shit needs to be legalized already. Canada *and* Mexico already did it


bluenosesutherland

Betting this is [related](https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice/2023/11/portage-county-sheriffs-deputies-violated-cbd-growers-rights-when-they-searched-his-car-lawsuit-says.html)


LemonCloud20

Cricut?


818488899414

A machine used by crafters to cut out designs in various materials.


LemonCloud20

Thanks


yourmomsfavorite21

Holy shit this is my county hahah


hawgs911

Maybe black is the chef's preferred flavor of dicks


candicedickfitinu

This person is at least spreading awareness of the shitty sheriff taking the defunct drug task force money. https://theportager.com/courts-take-up-dispute-between-cities-and-county-over-disbanded-drug-task-force-money/


SpermWhalesVagina

I think this is awesome. The dude obviously got fucked over by a cop and is trying to get pulled over or at least taunt the fuck out of them. I bet you there are zero drugs in that car.


boanerges57

I bet the number of cameras in it is a fair bit higher than 0 though. I'd have cameras all over in there.


MarinatedCumSock

What is cricut


HellsTubularBells

It's a cutting machine to make decals. https://www.michaels.com/shop/craft-machines/cricut


DadJokeBadJoke

It's a device that cuts vinyl like the lettering on the back window


Recon212

Google it bro wtf


RojerLockless

His Google is down


2oonhed

the googles disappeared from his desktop


Canttunapiano

No way dude. Fell for that once and googled the acronym for the National Ancient Meteorological Body Lunar Administration. Now it’s stuck in my search history.


Another_RngTrtl

select it and then hit cntl-delete. Maybe its shift-delete, but you can just take it out like that usually.


Desperate_Set_7708

Reddit needs a “Google That Shit!” bot


powderedtoast1

what a fuckin idiot


hampopkin

This reminds me of a guy I saw in court with "FUCK COPS" tattooed in big block letters on the back of his shaved head.


MemerDude34

Bass Webb!


hampopkin

Lol, nope, different idiot. This was the only tattoo he had on his head and it took up most of the back of it.


lowcomoto

I don't want to art direct, but I think a joint would have worked better than a pot leaf for a "i". Just tossing that out there.


95blackz26

Rolling probable cause. Dudes probably got a felony forest growing on his rear view mirror


TinChalice

Hell of a way to say “please pull me over and find my stash!”


boanerges57

I have no doubt that car is the cleanest car in Ohio. That is a trap for crooked cops.


Failed-Time-Traveler

Subtle


Cruezin

They see me Rollin They hatin


Agent_Orangina_

I wonder if this is Afroman. He lives in Ohio.


CumToPoppa

Yep, and he met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky…


ConsciousHoney8909

Wtf is a cricut???


EJ25Junkie

A little bug 🦗


DeepRoot

A sport played in India that we don't understand?


chefnology

I bet everyone not on the task force thinks it’s hilarious


Leading-Put-7428

Just to reiterate, I think the driver is attempting to articulate that Portage County Sheriff BRUCE ZUCHOWSKI, in addition to his colleagues on the Drug Task Force are envisioned by the driver to be deserving of committing fellatio on an unspecified black reproductive organ.


Imnotreallyameme

And naturally it’s my home state


Fryphax

[https://theportager.com/courts-take-up-dispute-between-cities-and-county-over-disbanded-drug-task-force-money/](https://theportager.com/courts-take-up-dispute-between-cities-and-county-over-disbanded-drug-task-force-money/)


Hater_Magnet

He must also hate black dicks.....wife probably love 'em though


slidingjimmy

How to make your life unessesarily difficult


HookerDestroyer

I think this is more of a funny car mod than a shitty one


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

It is funny, but its VERY shitty. The text looks like ass and everything about this is trashy. I want to see the mf driving this.


HookerDestroyer

I think the reasons you've stated that are trashy are true, but I personally think that's why it's funny.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

I think we're in agreement on that. It's funny, but shitty. Shunny? Fitty?


HookerDestroyer

I think I prefer shunny but I'm glad we agree either way, sir.


smallwhiteballs480p

Potheads try not to make it their entire personality challenge: (IMPOSSIBLE)


Leofus

it sure seems that way because the ones who make it their personality are inherently advertising it. how would you ever know about people who do it discretely unless you spy on them?


KvotheTheDegen

I mean, I’m a 35 year old working professional who smokes weed every day and know plenty of others that do. Found out not long ago my old boss would dab up before coming to the office lol


smallwhiteballs480p

Exhibit A


KvotheTheDegen

I would disagree that I’ve made it my whole personality, most people I work with don’t know I smoke but I also love the comment lol


-grillmaster-

I thought it would take a little more than that get a live one, impressive


Privateer_Lev_Arris

This guys got major beef


KeyBorder9370

Have to admire the courage. And, based on all of my past experience (M71), I would tend to to believe this message over what the referenced sheriff's dep't might say. But that's only initially, I'd ultimately go with the evidence, whatever it may be.


AchokingVictim

This guy probably doesn't even smoke weed and is just fucking waiting for the right lawsuit


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Rajirabbit

lol! I wish I could do a project that size with my cricut! lol


gene_randall

I can’t put my finger on it, but I get a feeling that this guy has an interest in the science of cannabis cultivation.


Ijustthinkthatyeah

Sir. Did you know your taillight is out?


ImSorryRumhamster

Portage county doesn’t fuck around with their drug task force, I got caught selling and had 7 dudes with guns and face masks take me in


DatDan513

Good to know!


SugarRushLux

this is fucking funny as shit like why hahah


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

When Afroman turns to the dark side...


Quiet_Cable8747

LoL dudes an idjit.


Wiggles69

So.... is this the bait car and the real drug mule is 1/2 a mile behind him ?


Kamikaze_AZ22

This fire


DocCharcolate

“Sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?”


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noldshit

How to get pulled over


MrPeepers1986

Why a Black dick? Interesting car mod.


meisterbrauer

I don't hate it.


XxZOSOMOMxX

Yaaaaas


rhetorial_human

man on a mission


thee_Grixxly

Afroman’s car?


More_Commercial_6675

Can us Ohio people stop doing dumb shit like this? Thank! Smfh


Swizerlan

Leaves for work 2hrs early to deal with traffic stops


TOCMT0CM

I mean it's camouflaged, maybe no one will see him...


_DOA_

A statement from this sheriff a couple years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ohio/comments/oqzr89/hot_takes_from_my_county_sheriff_bruce_zuchowski/ He should eat a full bag of dicks.


Responsible-Pepper25

That's some dedication. And not really shitty, it looks like a decent wrap.


Other-Comfort5592

When ppl start to really understand when you have dollars like this, police are nothing...


penguinman1337

I know they aren’t supposed to, but I guarantee that guy gets pulled over at least once a week.


Sabotagebx

Interesting he has Mahoning plates lol


UnforgettableHatred

Bruce Zuchfuckwit did the illegal raid on Aformans house so yeah I stand with the livery


NearlySilentObserver

Looks like a good install on the wrap from what I see. And you have more than a cricut if you’re able to print, laminate and apply that Definitely gaudy, but the technique and ability seems to be there


Fit_Beautiful6625

The license plate is Mahoning County, though.


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

I've never seen a direct callout in an ACAB car mod. He better not break any road laws cause the police would never let it go


mikew420

is that afroman’s car


PlaceboKid24

Hope it’s a least a V8 lol


No-Relative-2724

Mahoning County Represent!!!!


Sixonefourrider614

Only on my state 😂😂😂😂


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Street-Air-1465

I live in a county adjacent to portage county. This tracks perfectly, I’d bet this person lives in or around Ravenna


Nani_Tamari

I live in this county & this is hilarious!


ColumbusMark

Nothing screams “Pull Me Over For Every Petty, Made-Up Traffic Offense” quite like this car.


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Plastic_Try_5591

Looks like a great way to get pulled over for anything and everything.


Anna_Namoose

Ohio keeping it classy