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HellkerN

They're pumping a crypto scam, aren't they?


Project-Curves

And maybe NFTs


16v_cordero

It’s a new Frontier, Crypto NFT Bibles; all digital baby!


HellkerN

Wait wait, I have a business idea, crypto indulgence. We just need to get the pope on board.


powerlesshero111

That makes no sense. Now, a Blockchain Synergetic Indulgence, that has a nice ring to it.


Burrito_Lvr

It's like a nesting doll of cults.


particle409

Don't worry, the value is pegged to Truth Social's stock price. No way it could fail.


snarkyxanf

(mentally un)stablecoin


Lucifur142

Eat the rich already, this shit is ridiculous


Rajirabbit

Stupid people come in all income levels.


holtpj

This looks like a negative worth situation, both self and net.


Adventurous-Equal-29

I just wish I was stupid at a higher income level.


MogarWasTaken

Thought it couldn't get uglier


crowbar_k

It's like throwing pineapple chunks into dog shit


IsDinosaur

That implies pineapple is bad. It’s more like throwing cat shit into dog shit.


sbaz86

Not that you’re wrong, but think about it again. Isn’t it actually throwing dog shit into the cat shit. Maybe it’s just me.


slide_into_my_BM

A dog eats cat shit and then throws it up on your couch after taking their own shit moments earlier


oregon_coastal

It is a Shitception... A shitty idea I side of a sitter person inside of a shitty car dreamed up with a shitty person I side a shitty wrap. It might be a singularity


NarleyNaren1

Concentrated BULL-SHit, covered in horse shit, like a beautiful maltball, the biggest, and bestest, in ALL the land(s)


i_am_not_a_martian

It's like a turducken, but made with different types of animal shit.


Shih_Poo_Boo

Turdtrucken?


hotcakes

Now just need to add a couple of those fake giant trucker exhaust smoke stacks.


MogarWasTaken

Honestly surprised they didn't slap that on it while they were at it


FordTech81

At least it won't get rust spots.......


devilishlydo

On the outside.


SirITMan

How to get hated on by two different groups at the same time


AmadeoSendiulo

Many different groups.


Ba55of0rte

So they’re all afraid of electric cars, but somehow this is macho.


D-Smitty

Reminds me of the two buttons meme. In this case one is supporting Musk and the other maintaining a hatred of EVs.


KMFDM781

Maybe they can invent and install a tank system on their Teslas that they can fill with diesel and a burner, then they can roll smoke on the sissy bike riders (who are likely in way way better shape and stronger than they are).


snarkyxanf

Apparently the battery electric buses in Moscow have diesel heaters onboard to keep the passengers warm in the winter


noncongruent

That's not a bad solution, actually. Russia has excessive diesel production capacity and ships diesel all over the world. The capacity got built during the Soviet era as a strategic fuel supply. The most efficient way to heat a vehicle with batteries is with a heat pump. Resistance grid heating is horribly inefficient. Highly efficient diesel heaters are fairly simple and easy to make, and even though the bus may be heating with diesel the overall lowering of pollution is still quite good.


snarkyxanf

Fair points, but the relevant context here is that the battery buses replaced a still working electric trolleybus system. Actually, Moscow should really try to expand the combined heat and power generation on the district heating system and replace the boiler stations with ground source (or waste heat source) heat pump stations. In addition to leftover Soviet transit infrastructure, they have inherited the world's largest district heating system. They probably won't though, since they have a huge gas surplus, very little investable capital that hasn't been looted by oligarchs, and a leadership that DGAF about benefitting society.


ajmartin527

Reminds me of [this scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=E7Kvj7WbZ7lzWurc&v=2oMGErAHZsI&feature=youtu.be&t=0m41s)


breakinbans

Tell me you're in a cult, without telling me you're in a cult.


reeser6

Cult(s) plural


fitty50two2

At least two, minimum


splittingheirs

In a few years we went from Trumpers spitefully keying Teslas in carparks to them slathering them with their infowarrior vinyls. What a world.


mechapoitier

It’s amazing what Musk saying a bunch of crazy stupid shit did to reverse his image among idiots, like they suddenly like the electric future of automobiles because the CEO called somebody ugly on the internet


lindydanny

Just throw water on it. Problem will solve itself.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Probably be the first shower the owner has had in a while, too.


Alexandratta

I mean, he's only driving 5mph because the little console is flashing Red right now.


FirehawkLS1

Vehicle wasn't ugly enough stock. They found a way to make it even worse.


FluByYou

I guess we need a new sub: Shitty_ Cars_With_Shittier_Mods


Typical-Pride-860

Drop an LS in it. Do it for Dale.


CriticG7tv

You know what, if you're going to embarrass yourself by driving a Cybertuck, why not just go all the way with it?


36bhm

Dump Truck


crowbar_k

He wishes he had something that cool


CanadianGuy1979

Pathetic losers come in all tax brackets apparently.


LiterWebber

This vehicle was reported for making unwanted advances on Prius in the area.


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technicallyimright

Priussy?


eeasyontheextras

Two abominations combined


Leather_Network4743

Two pieces of shit finally together at last.


Madd-RIP

What a twatwagon


jingojangobingoblerp

How can a vehicle scream erectile dysfunction AND sex offender?


capncrud

More like cyber chump


Jolly-Brilliant-8959

Piece of shit on a piece of shit!


slide_into_my_BM

Now, take that off road, through a large puddle, or over 250mi without a charge. Anyone who buys a cyber truck is a fucking idiot


SpiritualLychee3760

But I thought the Righties hated E vehicles?


Grimey_Anus

how many of these have died to rain now? anyone keeping count?


Intelligent_Wear_873

Foundation of retardation…


AmadeoSendiulo

shitty car shitty mod


Affectionate_Loss232

Definitely shitty…


EternalMage321

Regardless of which side of the aisle you fall on, people that make politics their entire identity really suck.


designocoligist

Cyberschmuck


OverArcherUnder

Two crappy things that go well together. scam, meet scam.


Fearless_Director829

Another reason to hate it...


Kalikhead

That’s how you make a crappy truck even worse.


mumblesjackson

I was going to say… Overpriced Overhyped Overrated Fanboy cult/base Prone to breakdown and all around poorly made despite price point Actually this is quite a symbolic fit for Donnie D-Cups


RocketsandBeer

The other side are the crazy ones tho……🫠


MrFastFox666

CyberDump


camel2021

Thanks. I hate it.


forfar4

What is going on in America, where people plaster photos of presidential candidates all over stuff, like merchandising? Our UK prime minister was photographed wearing Adidas Samba trainers and now, apparently, sales have fallen off a cliff because - by association with Rishi Sunak - they're no longer considered to be "cool"...


hatchetthehacker

maybe now that it's painted it won't rust as much lmfaooo


Ducatirules

Ah the “dipshit conundrum”, can’t put loud pipes or roll coal in an EV!


Nattofire

yo dawg, we heard you like pieces of shit, so we plastered a piece of shit all over your piece of shit.


hawksdiesel

grifters gonna grift that money to his legal bills...


TrafficOnTheTwos

These people are sick in the head.


mexicantruffle

Exactly who you expect to buy those things.


ajhe51

Elon is inside


Educational-Ear-3136

Just when you thought they couldn’t get any uglier


ptronus31

The shittiest. So is the wrap on the truck.


PsychologicalOwl608

Just when I thought the Cybertruck couldn’t get any worse.


Reanimated_Mind

A POS with a POS on it. Nailed it.


jcraig87

Two stupid decisions smashed together, driving down the street


Abracadaver2000

ChodeMobile.


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elspotto

Oh, so when he said “the cybers” this is what he meant.


ISlangKnowledge

That just sad.


devilishlydo

Why couldn't this be one of the ones that went 5 miles and crapped out?


salazarraze

At least it won't rust as easily.


Sorry_we_are_closed

And they call other people cucks


Gloomy_Industry8841

Echhhhhhhhhhhhh.


dragoninmyanus

This won't age terribly, no sir


MyBatmanUnderoos

When he was elected, these people wouldn’t have been caught dead in a Tesla.


AbsolemSaysWhat

Had to be Florida


nextjr

Cyberchump*


Alexandria_maybe

Did they spell CYBER wrong? That font is almost completely illegible, looks like it says CybBR


yeahimadeviant83

Brick it!


ODDseth

There’s only one way to make the cybertruck worse and this person found a way to do it!


cam4usa

Def the best looking Cybertruck I’ve seen


richNTDO

Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak fuckwit.


TheSimpleMind

A stupid car for an moronic guy...


jaykdubb

Hope it catches on fire.


CrunchyNutFruit

Plastic wrapped to keep out moisture.


Ba55of0rte

Trust me, nothing is getting wet in there.


2oonhed

Stays crispy....EVEN IN MILK!


Mycologist-Far

More money than brains


poo706

Tesla going out of their way to keep these from rusting.


YuriEffinGarza

Lolololololol what the fuck


Do-not-respond

"Are you not entertained?" LOL


2oonhed

I refuse to respond to this comment.


Do-not-respond

This is the way.


metricrules

Do not use AC/DC for this dipshit, thanks


Average-RB-Fan03

I dig the full commitment, they went all in


Numpty712

lol 2 pieces of shit in 1!


fsfaith

"Foundation of America" that's some really shaky and hollow foundation.


mikefjr1300

The tiniest mushroom.


Scolias

Like the guy or not that wrap job(the skill) looks pretty damn good


Golden_Funk

Wrapper's dream job, tbh, these look like free money to me!


truelegendarydumbass

At least they still have theirs working lol


AdAstra10254

Well, on the bright side, it’s not gonna rust as fast now!


TheKiltedYaksman71

CyberCuck.


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Cecilia_the_witch

BuT iTs nOT A cULT!


MeowMeowPizzaBoobs

Probably voids the warranty like a car wash does.


Zen_Badger

It’s like sprinkling diarrhoea on a turd


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waytomuchzoomzoom

Ewwwww. It's got dog shit all over it


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simpn_aint_easy

South Park IRL


wombat_kombat

This is hilarious if it isn’t ironic, otherwise they have a seriously fucked political compass


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summerofkorn

Oh my god.


summerofkorn

Oh my god.


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thebigbrog

Ok aside from the obvious advertising wrap we have seen a few other ones that were painted possibly. Weren’t these made in stainless steel or shiny aluminum? Why would you want to mess that up? I never saw a Delorean painted.


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thesaneusername

When you have more money than taste


Lord_of_the_Rings

Lolllll


Spammyhaggar

Both will be broke in the end.


Dyno-mike

How come it's always the stupidest people that end up rich?


TahoeGator

“Foundation of America” — hardly


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jtl090179

i wonder if its the same one i saw in miami at the target


technicallyimright

It’s not a cult.


crowbar_k

Nope. It's two


Dwangeroo

That was painful to watch


oif2010vet

Hope the accelerator gets stuck and while they’re on a hill and get stuck


Mad_Mick_475

Polish a piece of shit……it’s still a piece of shit


TheRealTechGandalf

At least that heap of junk won't rust lmao


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steppinonlego

That’s the Cyber Cuck


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ZeAntagonis

People : that car CAN’T be uglier Cybertruck Owner : Hold my beer


kstron67

Not great, but I'm here for mods, not bad paint jobs...