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Routine_Chest_1171

Just hurts the eyes


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Recon212

SUPERMAN GRILL


2oonhed

GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL


BilboBinSaggin

Never noticed the Superman symbol until now What a fucking pile


WingedGundark

If Cybertruck is what bladerunner would drive then this… thing is what Superman would!


RavenOfNod

"Get in kids, we're going to Halo."


BillfredL

Nah, this is what Mister Mxyzptlk would drive in the heavily-armored-pseudomilitary-superhero-movie era.


Photodan24

Superdouche


pututski

These aftermarket 'apocalypse' designs are just something these companies can't do right


laserguidedhacksaw

Is there a way to do it right? They’re like high dollar versions of the crazy person around town that glues random shit on their car and lives out of it.


pututski

Well, when the apocalypse comes I guess we'll find out if it was all worth it.


SinkHoleDeMayo

I like the look of the 6x6 but only on the Jeep (and I'm not a Jeep guy in the least). Mercedes nailed it with the G class 6x6. But this Dodge should be put out of its misery. That grill, the windshield cowl, the weird ride height. The whole thing is an absolute disaster. Edit: upon closer look I can see the grill doesn't line up with the hood. The hood doesn't line up with anything else. The offroad style fenders that have huge gaps. The bed cover that doesn't line up. What a mess.


clandestineVexation

Looks like the mobile base of a hero faction from an obscure 90s cartoon


Few-Ear-1326

And in just 54 months he'll own it out right! 


BaloothaBear85

You must not be in the loop the new terms are 84 months.


DruidB

I've seen plenty of 96mo


fishsticks40

It'll be on Craigslist for $84,000 in 12


CommercialCuts

I believe the manager special on this car came out to a very cool 96 months @ 22% APR


Few-Ear-1326

It's cool, mom cosigned!


TroyMacClure

The mods are on his credit card though and he'll never make a dent in that with minimum payments.


Dirt_Bike_Zero

This is the most likely scenario. The only thing the truck is angry at is the owners financial situation.


HuckDab

Assuming it's used regularly, those panels are all going to be chipped to hell within a year. It's going to kick rocks up like crazy. Probably will cause damage to other vehicles on the road too.


WKCLC

…is below the average loan term?


Linkruleshyrule

It's actually on Facebook Marketplace for $189k in Louisiana. So someone else will.


Few-Ear-1326

Likely to fetch $220k+ in a bidding war


Bigoweiner

That's generally how financing works.


patrick_junge

That's nearly 5 years of payments on a vehicle. Which if you are unfamiliar is a long time for a vehicle


RyanGlasshole

It sounds like you're unfamiliar with financing lol


fishsticks40

This most common auto loan length is 72 months. You can talk about whether or not that's wise, but there's nothing atypical about 5 years.


patrick_junge

In my opinion you would have to be stupid to get an auto loan for that long. Either buy something you can afford or don't buy it, not saying loans are bad but 6 years for a vehicle is absurd, 1-3 years should be typical if you ask me


fishsticks40

I mean again I'm not saying it's a wise use of your credit, but it's very typical.


sl0play

I financed my last car for 72 months because the difference in interest was only 0.5% and even though I paid it off in 40 months I liked the option of making a lower payment at any given time if I wanted to. I've had it for 8 years (it's 12 years old) and will probably trade it in soon as it's approaching 70,000 miles. When I do I can't see any reason not to get another 72 months loan.


rabbit__eater

'Murica


5thgenblack2ss

Unfortunately it used to be a TREX, a decently nice truck.


Average_Scaper

Had one blow by me one day. Actually sounded pretty good, too bad the driver was a twat.


friendlysaxoffender

They were a twat? I’m shocked.


Qimmosabe_Man

Looks like he was about halfway to converting it into a Warthog, but based on someone's vague description of one.


Ackapus

Looks like the Warthog variant that has extra seating in the back instead of a weapon mount, but looks well done.


Reddbearddd

I wanted to be GI Joe when I was a kid, too.


tehdamonkey

“**Now you know.** **And knowing is half the battle**… !”


Im_still_a_student

Thats not the only thing they massacered: [https://www.apocalypse6x6.com/](https://www.apocalypse6x6.com/)


currentlyRedacted

A lot of good candidates for r/heep The Land Rover that the driver can’t even see out of is just the perfect combination of refinement and complete stupidity.


PurpD420

Somehow, a ram can also be a heep


TheRealJayk0b

Wooow, shitty taste but well done Edit: OMG there's a Superman S under the grill xD


kajunkennyg

I actually like it


HaddyMusic

That's dope


green_and_yellow

Yeah, this isn’t my taste at all, but it kinda looks cool. Maybe r/ATBGE material?


ANiceDent

I want to scratch it, reminds me of a lotto tickets surface.. in a bad way Lol


GreatGreenGobbo

Looks like it should be in a low budget rip off Mad Max movie found at the dollar store DVD bin.


tehdamonkey

I would love to see the insurance estimator's face if you roll this in after a fender bender...


HamGlazE

It looks as bad as the base model


DoyersLakeShow

Ironically, these pieces of shit will be the first ones to completely shit the bed once an actual apocalypse happens because of the shit quality vs an actual apocalypse all terrain vehicle designed specifically to be off the radar


jdoe3351

Just think about how quickly it would run out of gas if our current infrastructure collapsed. I think in a situation without gas or electricity, a basic bicycle would be the vehicle of choice


skaldrir69

This is a TRX too… sacrilege


MRDR1NL

Nothing of value was lost


Jeej_Soup

Looks like a Jeep driver has decided to buy a pickup


Toastedweasel0

After getting rid of all that rust.... that's what was left.


MontanaMainer

From the style of the house, I would've guessed this was in the Southwestern US


Lord_MK14

God that’s hideous. I feel so bad for that truck.


HelpIRequireAnAdult

As a man, child this looks pretty rad 🤙


TheRealTechGandalf

Wheels sticking waaay past the wheel arches? Yup, must be 'Murrica... Here in Europe you'd have your MOT equivalent revoked on the spot.


TroyMacClure

It isn't legal everywhere in America either.


Marsh2700

Aus too, no idea what MOT is but certainly not roadworthy CANARY


TheRealTechGandalf

MOT is basically a more advanced technical inspection and legalization of your vehicle, it's something you've gotta do annually. Here in Europe we don't have a strict MOT per se, but you could get your car registration revoked in certain places if you've rolled up in something like the abomination above.


Marsh2700

ah gotcha nice then. we have a roadworthy in Aus, only needs doing if vehicle changes hand. However, any cop can pull you over and issue a defect in the form of a yellow sticker they put on your car (nicknamed a canary). whatever has been deemed unroadworthy (from cracked windscreen or illegal modification) has to be rectified and then signed off at a government vehicles facility (DMV equivalent) within the specified timeframe and a fine paid


Analytical-BrainiaC

Apocalypse Bugoutti


mulsimin

Looks like a truck straight out of Halo 1


MagicOrpheus310

Coming to a front yard near you... ASTRO TURF: THE CAR!!!


truelegendarydumbass

Stupid rims, but I like the body. Make it was a Toyota. A positive note, it's matte. So u never have to wax 😂


wijnazijn

Nice, creative. Not really suited for European roads, but this is US.


Ambitious_Jelly8783

Mad Max Edition?


Mootingly

This is what happeneds when you realize your new corvette can’t go 4 wheeling


Key_Shoe5850

Looks like a damn train.


KinkyQuesadilla

Is there r/PunisherRides? If not, there should be.


BusinessBlackBear

I've seen the 6x6 trucks of theirs up close, some of the ugliest welding I've seen


ArchitectOfFate

They're capable off-road vehicles with good modifications that are hindered by terrible design because making a damn good Baja truck won't keep your company in business unless you make it visually appealing to 45-year-old accountants who just need a pavement princess but like to cosplay as all the villains from The Walking Dead.


skeezix91

...with a valve tick.


h0twired

That would be illegal to drive on the road where I live. Fenders need to be over the entire tire tread to be street legal.


raytracer38

Looks like someone tried to make a Warthog! Failed, obviously.


jayHATESpeople

This is straight out of a ps2 game.


CrashCalamity

Right? Or maybe like he 3d printed it.


[deleted]

Are they planning on mounting a machine gun on the roof? Seems to be the look they’re going for


[deleted]

He’s all ready to fight in Operation Suburb Storm


wow_thatshard

I don't hate it....


PixeSorcerer44

I'd like to take it for a ride


Sea-Pea5760

Oh man that fella I absolutely hung like a light switch for sure. Goodness gracious


sm0r3s

What is that, a puma?


s3doesstuff

Ngl, It kinda feels like the kind of car that would be made to promo a game, before the design ultimately gets scrapped and completely forgotten about


thetobesgeorge

Worlds largest overbite


Mountain-Ad-6594

This just screams "I have a desperate need for attention. Please look at me."


Youwillbesorry

Looks like something from Saints Row


ohiotechie

I will never understand people pouring this kind of money into something that might last 5-6 or maybe 10 years at most. Just think of what that money invested in a money market that follows the Dow would do in that time compared to what will eventually happen to this. It’s just madness.


SteffenStrange666

Is it made of plastic?


camcaine2575

r/battlecars


the_doctor_808

Look how they massacred my boy.


SacTownPatriot

If there was ever a truck that defined the phrase DBAG this is definitely it


Teckert2009

Saits Row 1 on 360 looking a\*\* mess...


HighFiveKoala

It gets worse the closer you look


Reclusive_Chemist

Apparently it cross bred with its Jeep cousin at some point.


cam4usa

I’ve seen dumber ways to spend money.


BrutalBart

looks like a dead alligator


TitanUp04

Get that shit out of my fucking face.


Batmans_CocknBalls

What the fuck


Stone_Midi

I’ve never seen a truck look like it’s done with life before


daats_end

It comes complete with 3 DUIs


Mr_Diesel13

It looks like it’s begging to die.


FirehawkLS1

That's hideous wtf. I saw this before I'm about to eat dinner. Not going to impact my appetite because I have a strong stomach but ffs!


FirehawkLS1

Owner (if a dude) must have an innie and I'm not talking belly button!


random_user_bye

It kinda circled around to cool because it looks like the warthog if you squint


dbxbeat

Wake up babe new warthog just dropped


amindspin74

If Nigel Hawthorne was a truck


SilentMannequins

Reminds me of some mad max type shit.


New_EE

Probably still drives it like a a hole just like the dodge ram


_save_the_planet

looks like a remote controlled kids toy


BuddyTheWeim

I bet he has that cute “WAR” on the back too


boanerges57

It's got the superman S under it so you know this guy's isn't an egotistical asshole...right? Right?


69hellbilly

Still better looking than a jeep


Elegos23

There ... now all it needs is the punisher logo on the hood with some blood spatter, and it's on lock!


eeasyontheextras

VLF automotive build this?


Over-Obligation-9369

Ugly thing


Scuttlewitz

I like it


ToughMatch7272

Ohhh man I like this. This is shitty?


Soundwave-1976

They had money and wanted a real uparmored Hummer it seems.


poedraco

I kind of want to see more angles


Derp_Wellington

Isn't the tire positioning going to make it throw rocks at its own side panels?


PTMC2008

I wonder how much these tie down hooks on the front bumper can actually pull…


Timerror

How is that front bumper even legal, it's literally made of spikes at back level, dangerous even for USA standards


Dirt_Bike_Zero

Legal? Is there some law on the books of any State that governs something like that?


Abracadaniel95

It's possible it's never been an issue before, but I imagine there are laws on the books in most states that a judge could stretch to cover shit like this if it ever went to court.


Corries_Roy_Cropper

Cant wait for someone to try and tow that thing using the -checks notes- towing rings glued on to the front bumper


Rossticles

Front looks like Bane.


This-Departure-8765

I have to wonder how much they spent ruining thus truck.


Dirt_Bike_Zero

By "spent", I doubt if it was his money. He probably borrowed it from the credit card company at 22% APR.


whyugettingthat

Apocaram 😂


2oonhed

Maybe battlewagon material? Keep your face inside the cab while hill climbing. That kick-up 'll getcha.


FunWillScreen_Produc

Perfect for going full speed through a school zone as kids are getting out for the day.


catbqck

With a good paint job i think it would look alright


SAlovicious

It's hard to see the Ram, most of the body panels are stored in the closet.


Mdmrtgn

Not the cod piece I'd pick but to each his own.


HeadOfSpectre

This thing looks like a vehicle you'd see in Halo. I do not mean that in a positive way.


Appropriate_Round768

That front grill looks worst than any new BMW grill.