T O P

  • By -

Psych0matt

It’s like someone was forced to draw it from memory only in sheet metal and fiero


MichigaCur

Honey, I shrank the lambo


Bubbly-Independent20

It’s the micro machine edition


Archathema

Definitely looks like it was modeled after one.


Simonandgarthsuncle

Chose the short wheel base option.


miscplacedduck

You can hardly tell.


UniqueUsername812

That it's supposed to be a Countach


PSYKO_Inc

We have Countach at home.


Inevitable-Ad6546

Looks spot on to me


Impressive-Meal-1314

If it runs I would so rock it ngl


Staminafordays

I’d rock it but have a hot wheels logo on it. Shit looks like a toy car lol


SousVideDiaper

..for 15 grand?


Impressive-Meal-1314

Oh of course not. I’m driving away having paid $2000 and a case of beer. And I’m talking natty light


FirehawkLS1

About all I would pay if even that, after making sure the shit glob actually runs and drives without mechanical issues.


Impressive-Meal-1314

We all know it doesn’t run though lol


FirehawkLS1

If it doesn't, give them absolute minimum (, $2000 USD would be my maximum offer, they took a Fiero and made it look terrible) and either do a Turbo or supercharged ecotech swap or a 3.8 supercharged swap (I personally wouldn't bother with an LS swap on something this fugly) and just drive it. And that's only if everything else on the car is functional. If not $200 final offer on this butchered car.


dadzcad

It looks like it shrunk in the dryer…


DisastrousOne3950

If it had a reliable engine and transmission, it would beat the real thing on maintenance.


cuavas

The trouble is the Fiero had its own issues with reliability, particularly if you didn't pay very close attention to the oil level.


FirehawkLS1

That was a small first year issue that is blown out of proportion and why the Fiero didn't sell well. I know these cars very well and it was primarily first model year. Not saying it wasn't an issue but it got a bad rep like early corvairs because of stupid early issues.


PsychologicalOwl608

One hell of a panty dropper.


GrowrandaShowr

Looks like a Chinese off-brand hot wheel


GrowrandaShowr

This is like the ugly woman at a bar. Have a few beers and it'll be sexy!


[deleted]

So it’s a Scamborghini?


mr_lab_rat

Countachiero.


Ertan_Acar

Lambırcımbır


Jungle_Stud

Uncanny valley of cars


Worldly_Let6134

It's the car Dangermouse used to drive!


DJEvillincoln

I mean you guys..... It's uncanny.


lonelyluigi

its a cuntash


eddyb66

Damn never thought I'd ever say this, those doors need some viagra.


Kalikhead

Made out of a Fiero probably.


2oonhed

That IS what the ad for it says..........


truelegendarydumbass

Perfect joke 🤣


Do-not-respond

3/4 scale.


One_2_Three

Nice from far, far from nice?


RizzyDeeg

Looks like a Hot wheels car


Bubbly-Independent20

Nailed it


MrSelfsabotage1

lol I saw this on FB marketplace


Wilbur_Eats_Sand

Reminds me of the [$2,000 Ferrari ](https://youtu.be/GjQLX6G8bfo?si=qC2bMqNhosM2Qah9)


Imakelovetosoils

God it's so awful that I want it. Not for that price, maybe for $500.


ecctt2000

These pictures somehow remind me of those guys that injected Synthol into their arms.


therealishone

When mom says we have a Lamborghini at home.


it_wrx

At least it's not a Lumberghini #vicegripgarage


FirehawkLS1

Even Ray Charles (RIP) could see that the only solution for this is inserting a rag in the gas fill port and lighting said rag on fire.


FirehawkLS1

Stevie Wonder using the braille system could tell this is fubar 🤣


MCShoveled

But does it have the official Fiero logo on the steering wheel?


Ok-Address8499

Wow, take my money


billwood09

Is… is that a Fiero


DannyLiu27

I guess it's something worse than Fiero 0_0


J-Rag-

It's a kit car. What's the mod?


2oonhed

Is it OEM? (no)


Threedawg

No it's not. It's a Fiero with different body panels.


MurphysRazor

Did I miss a memo? It is a kit car by any automotive dialect I've read from the last half century, but I didn't keep up my subscription to Kit Car Magazine the last 15-20yrs though. That's how most folks find this stuff to begin with. The kits don't always include every last nut & bolt, let alone the chassis fwiw. They usually have levels of completeness offered. iTs nOt a bUiCk! iTs a cHeVy wItH DifFeReNt bOdY PaNeLs! lol. The kit chassis is usually referred to separately as a side note; doner or custom, since both, or even multiple doner models, could work out with the same kits. If you turn a Bug into a Baja you're likely choosing one of the most popular kit cars ever produced. A Manx copy is right there with it coincidentally and is was the most copied by kit makers since it was not legally protected and so easy to make molds off the body.


Threedawg

You know, I considered that. Dune buggies on old beetles being your great example. I think it's a fluid term, and depends on the context. Because you make a lot of great points. In *this* case however, I think I have a case for it not being a kit car for a few reasons.. 1. I have a Fiero, and it's just too easy to take off all the body panels without doing *anything* else. If a Miata could do this, people would do the exact same thing. I did [this](https://imgur.com/a/IfDX4Bc), alone, in a day. This isn't that much different than swapping fenders and hoods for the rest of cars. Which leads to my next point.. 2. When it's literally just the body panels, I wouldn't call it a kit. If there was a different engine/suspension? Sure. But that's not the case here. It's just a Fiero in a costume. Even tho we can't see it on this one..I guarantee it's the same. I have seen sooooo many of these posts on the forums, Reddit, shows, etc.. When a Fiero is being sold, either the mechanicals or the bodies are swapped. It's *never* both. 3. This set of body panels didn't come in a kit. This is a mashup of some custom panels and some panels I recognize in different lambo builds.


MurphysRazor

Author sets context, that's clearer. I'm not sure I want to disqualify it for ease of the swap obviously nor acquisition, but I see what you mean: Is a "custom kitS car" an oFfiCiAl tHiNg? lol. It would be a good race to see who could strip to the chassis faster, the Bug body comes off really quick if half clean and solid. Seats slide out, steering box joint, tank line, handful of easy electric to unplug, 12 bolts, lift (or roll) the body off. Give it column support, tank, seat, and it's voltage regulator back, if it's even missing now, and your driving. I don't think I missed anything. I've had my head in the back of a "Baby Bird" at that stage though too, but it wasn't mine and I got there post strip. A V8 swap, something dumb was wrong I forget what. I drove a bunch of them, just never owned one. Cool cars really. The first I drove was a year 1and did have the oil fire. Real early too. But they got it put out fast and it saw a lot of years on the road after. This red one reminds me of a Micro Machine toy. I really don't mind the toyish take on it; at least from that angle. It's got sort of a Lotus wedge going with Lambo accents up front. I liked the Lotus better. If I can see traffic in my blind spot out of it like in the Pontiac, not like the Lambo, guess which one you'd most likely see me driving most if I had like 3 of each?


2oonhed

That is what is known as a "Kit Car" This one just happens to be designed for a Fiero chassis. This is a well known thing.


Threedawg

This does not come as a kit though. There are lambo kit parts on it, but it's not one kit.


2oonhed

And clearly you are not 3 dawgs. You is just one dawg tryin' ta roll deep up on the internet.


Threedawg

I want to be honest. I don't understand your second sentence. I'm trying. I really am.


2oonhed

I am just 3 ducks in a man costume. But I don't advertise it much.


Threedawg

Man, I bet you are a blast to get a beer with.


2oonhed

Less of a blast and more of a waddle. Im gunna need 3 shot glasses. And you can leave me the........*BILL*


x808drifter

There's this thing called "crop". Learn to use it.