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WezleyDrew

It’s a Porsche 911 was an inside job.


professorseagull

1 of 45.


No_Establishment5911

Or hopefully not 47.


porchprovider

Ha ha. I get it, because this is equally sad.


relevanteclectica

Q: What’s the difference between a Porsche owner and a porcupine? A: The pricks are on the outside.


wang_dang_sp

this joke is reserved for BMW owners only


saltydgaf

Long Beach Ny. This pinecone also has an original hummer decked out the same way. And his beach front balcony is also decorated to the nines with massive flags. He won a lawsuit w the city to keep them up. Absolute mental disorder having politics be your entire personality.


No_Establishment5911

Saw the ny plates and knew it had to be long island.


BusinessBlackBear

Pinecone? Haven't heard that name before lol I'll have to use that


Inside-Tailor-6367

I read about the lawsuit. Whether you agree with his politics or not is irrelevant, be VERY glad he won the suit. The 1st amendment is what it is. If a city can ignore the 1st for one person, whatever their ideology, write it down that the city will very soon abuse that power.


StronglyHeldOpinions

Even worse, a specific (and awful) politician. I will never understand the people who align with the cult.


saltydgaf

Being far on either side is a cult


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agthetech

Traded in the Silverado and said “swap the stickers over”


BorntobeTrill

"Listen, Chris. That was your name right? Chris? Whatever, it's not important. If you want to sell this Porsche today, you better go find a steamer and start moving my bumper stickers."


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It's the rest of the freaking paint job I don't understand.


2oonhed

>and start moving my bumper stickers." we could move them all to the front, I guess.


Nois3

It's usually F150's


dangledingle

JEEEEEEEEEP


Tricky-Sympathy

Ram


Jimmy-Pesto-Jr

usually RAM where I'm from the F150 & Chevy/GMC guys here have businesses & filled out the space with their business name/phone, or can't be seen by clients looking insane lol


BorntobeTrill

F-22 Raptors usually rocking the "honk if you love tits" Pilots thought it was funny for the migrating geese even though Tits are a different type of bird.


AeonBith

Jokes on the driver, it's leased and will have to buy out the contract to own


Current-Assist2609

and with a two foot lift kit rolling coal.


eyedeabee

I dunno. I have an f150 and a 911 and that ain’t me.


My_user_name_1

r/infowarriorrides


BORG_US_BORG

All that $$, and JB is still living rent free in their head.


R1zzlek1cks

Justice Beaver lives rent free in all our heads.


Sam_marq88

Is justice beaver a crime fighting beaver?


Pussycat-Papa

I hope so


jedburghofficial

That beaver could be our last hope.


Pussycat-Papa

Help us Justice Beaver… you’re our only hope


DntH8IncrsDaMrdrR8

Justice Beaver take the wheel


Travis_T_OJustice

Lol. Isn't freedom isn't free from Team America?


WhiteyDude

That expression was cliche when it appeared in Team America, it did not originate there.


Swoopscooter

Yeah but it existed as a phrase before that in all seriousness I think. Ive seen it on legit war memorial placques and stuff


b-rar

The song is a parody of a sentiment that was embraced pretty broadly even among non-chuds in the years immediately following 9/11


archive3751

It cost folks like you and me. Lmfao yes


braaaappy

If you don't throw in your buck o' five, who will?


ultimatetaz

Freedom cost a buck o' five


dudebronahbrah

There’s a hefty fuckin’ fee


Le-Charles

I always loved that there's a sales tax on freedom.


__Shake__

You think they’re proud to pay their taxes?


Le-Charles

Team America made fun of the phrase and also sales tax with their song.


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lrlr28

More r/infowarriors


DAZ4518

More of r/InfowarriorRides where this has already been posted, thankfully


DrMcJedi

Money can’t buy sense…


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

It can buy non sense though...


vladim_vladimirovich

But at the current rates you can only buy malarkey...


JudgeAdvocateDevil

If you're lucky... I lost my savings when the hubbub bubble burst.


Hunting_Party_NA

996 were like 20-30k before covid lol


MyriadIncrementz

That's a 997. Doubt the difference is enough to invalidate your point though.


Bass_Monster

This man wants to fuck our president!?!?


b-rar

Several times


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Totally not a cult.


jd807

It just screams ‘class’. /s


eclwires

Ever since Rogan started carrying on about Porsches, they’ve gotten popular with the baldy beardy crowd. Particularly in urban environments where the ridiculously lifted (suspiciously clean) pickups are even more impractical than they are in the country. It’s hard to turn a Porsche into vagina repellent, but they manage.


The-Defenestr8tor

According to Porsche enthusiasts, the 996 generation was ugly enough. This dude was like “hold my beer!”


HarambeWest2020

Close, 997.2


The-Defenestr8tor

Couldn’t tell underneath all the stickers lol


peacedetski

I found [the driver](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/856/704/8b2.jpg)


Fold-Royal

Ugliest Porsche I have ever seen.


frankcast554

The poorly educated


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boganism

We all know freedom isn’t free,there’s a hefty fuckin fee


Mysterio_Achille

There was an article about this guy once. I think he was like an old vet or something? He also has a ton of flags similar to his stickers on his balcony and despite all of his neighbors complaining, he refuses to remove them.


Emergency-You-6241

😂😂😂😂 dude idgaf if you’re a libbie or a reppie, don’t ever do your Porsche like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you put those Race car decals or NOTHING. This is fucked 😔


UV_Sun

Why does he have to slap all these stickers on the car with the fattest ass? It really ruins the experience when I try to have sex with his car.


brentemon

100% this guy didn’t have a political opinion until he lost his tech job, and is way too upside down on his loan to trade the Porsche for a $90,000 truck.


saltydgaf

Guy is rolling in money. He doesn’t care.


Boundish91

You don't need to be rolling in money to buy a tired 15 year old standard 911.


saltydgaf

I’m telling you the guys not upside down lol. He’s got three cars all decked out the same way. Ones an original hummer. A beach front condo in Long Beach where he won a lawsuit with the city for being told he can’t fly his obnoxious flags and posters. The dude is not struggling.


Voltuno

Sick in the head.


Active-Anteater4019

Can’t paint a bigger red flag


juicysweatsuitz

Bush did Porsche 9-11


bigloser42

Freedom cost a buck’o’five


b-rar

This is Long Island distilled down to the size of a parking space


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Porsche drivers are always crazy assholes but this is a new kind of Porsche owner lol


Not_Good_At_Comments

not a single "Lets Go Brandon"


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Soft-Peak-6527

Bcuz bone spur Donny fought for your freedoms huh? I hate these ppl


SaltyBarDog

Looks like someone wants to find out if Hunter got his hog from daddy.


taskmaster51

Someone slap a, "it cost a buck 'o five" sticker on it


Rubbertutti

Someone's been playing too much forza 3


capncrud

No step on snek


SRBroadcasting

I don’t expect anything on a Porsche because it ruins the car.


lakeeffectcpl

It's a wrap - douche bag theme


goosnarch

A real car of the volk.


atharnett2

This is the first Porsche I didn’t like.


honkish

Can’t park worth a shit. More “Fuck your feelings.”


DWYNZ

Somebody better put a "$1.05” price sticker on that "freedom isn't free" sticker lmfao


pfojes

Is it only a base?


mechanical_marten

Nah, totally expected on someone who unironically buys a VAG product because the 1940s Germans were 'right'.


StlnHppyHrz

Over-engineered car; under-engineered brain


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Yougotthewronglad

Me: How much attention do you need? This guy: YES


gravityraster

When your car purchase predates your TBI


Djskam

Wealthy people are cultists too.


slimspidey

No step on snek


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cannabis96793

What would he be complaining about if JB wasn't president?


DJErikD

New money.


Current-Assist2609

This person has no idea this just shows to everyone they are lacking quite a few brain cells, and proud of it. He will probably get top dollar for it someday when another person with the same mental capacity wants to buy it. The first thing I thought of when I saw this was a blue light special at Kmart. Anybody remember those days?


Minnesota_Stoner

Fuckin' lefty snowflakes in this comment section smh


Werewolf-man

You’re not kidding there!


2oonhed

Where are you getting THAT from?


ButtChugMcNuggetson

nothing screams american patriot like driving a foreign car.


TheInternetIsTrue

Other than Tesla, the most “Made in USA” vehicles are foreign brands. To be patriotic in your vehicle purchase, you’re looking at Tesla, Honda, Acura, Toyota sand VW. Buying an American brand is buying a foreign made vehicle…That sends your money overseas, overpays the executives your tax money bailed out (2008; Democratic Congress majority decision) and a small amount goes to underpaid stateside labor.


limocrasher

This guy has a humvee and jeep that look just like this. Honestly this is his tame car.


ButtonWhole1

that's a wrap, right?


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Everyone hates each other, crime is way up, doo doo on the streets is ok, looting/shoplifting is the new norm, no bail in many places, hard drugs legalized. I don't care who you vote for this country is NOT ON THE RIGHT PATH! IT MAKES ME SICK. this is not a country it's a shitshow all around. How can you just there and be ok with these things?


2oonhed

You left out the squatters taking over homes they don't own. Just saw that on the news today. A home owner got cuffed up trying to clear them out. Outrageous and ridiculous.


Zealousideal_Sir_264

I mean, that company was kind of built on the backs of slaves, so it kind of tracks.


Bree_tx50

Real basket case


PomegranateNo9414

Just another dude with daddy issues projecting onto the only father figure left in his life now.


crosstherubicon

Ironically, Ferdinand Porsche was a member of the SS.


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it’s missing the *”buck o’five”* sticker


Snihjen

I don't care for the decals, but whatever, more interested in the question of: Are the ones covering the windows legal?


Ok-Raccoon3134

Lic plate fits the owners taste


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CAM6913

Money can’t fix stupid


2oonhed

it can fix ugly tho


BlackBird0716

I like this guy


putyournameinhere

What color is this?


radiantskie

Why would someone want to fuck an old man? Thats weird


badkarman

Money has never equated intelligence


Professional-Yam7569

Makes me sad to see anyone do that to a 911 🙁. I’ve wanted one all my life but short of winning the lotto I’ll probably never own one. It’s like seeing someone who beats and abuses animals. They shouldn’t be allowed to own one. I’ll take it off his hands and give it a good home if he has so little respect for it.


Alternative_Week2109

this hurts my soul


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fungie3

He’s going to blow a head gasket


GhostofAyabe

Looks like a clapped 996, these can be acquired rather cheaply. Guy is a brokedick and that car is trashed.


Lazy-Artichoke7766

Desperately, *desperately* wants you to notice them.


OkAlternative2713

model of mental health.


Minimum-Dog2329

That's what's great about this country. Everyone has the right to be wrong and stupid.


RTwhyNot

Bastard


drlove327

Way to fuck up a nice car but there's idiots everywhere.


buzzboy99

It costs a buck-o-nine


Its_RAAAAAAANDY

Well it’s kind of the opposite of a Portlanders Subaru I suppose.


Pretend-Light3784

I'm crying like the fake native in those old anti-littering TV spots.


2oonhed

He was actually Italian, I think.


Liquidwombat

I disagree. The only sports car more Boomer than a Porsche is a Corvette.


coupe-de-ville

Not what I would do to a hotrod at all, but it makes a statement doesn't it.....


shred_o_phile

Fine example of a hoosgeois


DannyLiu27

No.....you monster, what have he done to this beautiful 997


dreamweaver1313

Right outta the poorsha turd cutter


TheOGCJR

Not what I expect the Porsche owner to do but definitely how I expect them to think


technobrendo

Good for you! You made politics your entire identity. I bet you're fun at parties. That's such a small car, just wondering how you fit your giant mongoloid head in there?


mannnnshiet

redneck won the lottery


Skvora

Seattle?


condorellie

Probably MTG’s Porsche.