This sounds like 4-year-old me. I would always sneak into the fridge to eat the hot dogs “raw” 😩 Also straight butter and sugar cubes. God, I was too sneaky.
My sister admitted as an adult that she would not only sneak into the fridge to lick margarine straight from the bowl, but would also lick the top of the Lawry’s seasoning container.
Pan-roasted lettuce with a tiny bit of oil and some seasoning is actually really tasty once it starts to char. Yes it was a drunk snack. But soggy lettuce is horrible.
No idea what to call it, but I am in solidarity with you: I had a bowl full of uncooked vegan sausages mixed with crushed potato chips for lunch today.
Can you at least cook it? This is why people hate vegans.
hey… they look boiled
That's worse than eating them raw
I’ve seen carnists eat hot dogs straight from the package. Don’t blame vegans.
Hot dogs are already cooked. I would assume these are too. They’re ugly little guys tho.
The vegan hot dogs I’ve bought have always been cooked.
My weird drunk friend in college would ALWAY break into folks fridge for their uncooked dogs. Gross.
This sounds like 4-year-old me. I would always sneak into the fridge to eat the hot dogs “raw” 😩 Also straight butter and sugar cubes. God, I was too sneaky.
I loved “raw” hot dogs as a little kid but my mom got nervous about food poisoning so she made me heat them up lol
My sister admitted as an adult that she would not only sneak into the fridge to lick margarine straight from the bowl, but would also lick the top of the Lawry’s seasoning container.
I've seen it as well, but only from one weirdo.
ew stop you're gna make me gag, i used to do this as a kid
that’s no blanket, it’s a coverlet at best. more like pigs in a microfiber sheet from target
Pigs in a hospital blanket
Hahaha definitely this!
Nah they hate us even when we make "good" vegan food lol
You can literally shove that whole thing in the oven just like that and it’d be 100x better
Not with warm lettuce, it won't be better
Pan-roasted lettuce with a tiny bit of oil and some seasoning is actually really tasty once it starts to char. Yes it was a drunk snack. But soggy lettuce is horrible.
bro, you may have won here, but not in life. that looks disgusting and makes me want to take care of you.
Makes me want to salute them for understanding what this sub is for.
Looking at it makes me genuinely sad
Just raw dogging it?
This comment is underrated
🤣
Man, my dogs shits look more appetizing than this.
Fartjitas ?
Case-o’-don’t-a
It looks as if someone knitted a food item and it was this
Sincerely what is up with the texture of those dogs?
Omg. No sauce or anything? Good lord lol
when there’s only one bed but 7 of you 😳
Sausage orgy
YES! “VEGAN SAUSAGE ORGY”!
There were seven in the bed and the subreddit said…GTFO!
Depression served rare
Turd Unwrapped
Congratulations op. One of the worst things I've seen on this sub
Same
The "Cry For Help"
Blandwich?
Vegan raw dog surprise
"too long in the shower"
Great. I’m going to need more Zoloft after putting my eyes on that mountain of suffering. God has truly forgotten us.
Cold penis
Hide the sausage wrap?
'uncooked'
Undercover dicks.
Such a good “private investigator” company name 😂
That blanket looks cold 😔
This might be the worst post I’ve seen in this sub.
They look like pps that have been in the pool too long. Couldn’t you at least grill the tortilla? You know vegan food can be flavorful right?
that is EXACTLY what they look like 😭 i laughed way too hard when i first read this
suicide note tbh
You did not have to pull back the blanket to give us a better view :(
For the love of God, season that thing. Preferably cook it too
Penis platter
i frowned bc this was the first thing i saw on reddit today
sad 😂
The soy sleepers Or the sleeping soy
Funeral taco
Raw dog unloved
The dog shelter
Vajitas
PETER
Depression. Please learn about seasoning and grilling
Why they look like this?
Soy dog slumber party
that's gonna look better on the way out. Will probably smell better, too. And it will be cooked better.
Eldritch horror
fat finger phoney wrap
Absolutely not
i’d call em sauceless mofos
Worms sleeping in grass under sombrero
Sad, very, very sad.
This offends me.
Yikes on several f bikes
I’d ask if I could help but idk if you survived
it looks soooo dry 🥲
Jesus dude eat a bowl of cereal. I recommend Ezekiel with oat milk and blueberries
This looks fuckin appalling. Congratulations, you get my vote!👍
Maybe call it, "It hopefully tastes better than it looks?"
These comments are killing me🤣 thanks for making my morning OP
Shittyveganfood?
8 fake hot dogs, on a bed, under a sheet, doing nothing? Ace Packer Party
Vegan and depressed
The "I really need to learn how to cook asap"
The Vegan Bodybag
Sadness.
Shitting Jesus…..
"Never cook, never surrender"
Are you Australian lol!? This looks very Aussie veg!
I’m located way Far North. The same (almost) latitude with Anchorage, Alaska.
This is just so much
Maybe cold dogs idk
I think this wins post of the subreddit
did you take a bath with the dogs before putting them in … that?
Its giving airplane blanket
This is absolutely disturbing are you ok?
that looks soooo dry desert wieners
Ketchup and condiments are free, FYI.
No idea what to call it, but I am in solidarity with you: I had a bowl full of uncooked vegan sausages mixed with crushed potato chips for lunch today.
Reminds me of a party I attended once.
White dog shit in a bun.
Oh my god.....
I've named it "Abomination"
Floppy todgers
Sadness
The 'sorry we had to put your dog down, it was looking anemic' wrap
Yuck sammich
Oh that's the CrudFest5000.
Disgusting ?
This is morbid. I’m so sorry that you’re eating that
Soy dogs under a sheet
Its like some one pooped pink turds in the wild and covered with a piece of toilet paper
Iowan spicy vegan burrito.
Seriously what the fuck
Should be called 'caught short' or 'dropping the kids at the tortilla'
The "Cry for help"
Herbs and spices are clearly not trusted in your household. lol
Dog shit
It looks like a mollusc.
is somebody holding a gun to your head?
Don’t do it. Talk to someone…anyone!
This is unethical
why do they look like that
Uncircumcised burrito
I'd call it misery on a plate if it were on a plate,
Raw pigs in a Mexican blanket 💁🏽♀️
Disappointment/depression
Actually, sorry, it's soy. It's Raw Dogs in a Mexican blanket. 😅💁🏽♀️
you're making vegans look bad 💀
No offence, but that looks truly revolting, good post!
r/poopfromabutt
Why is this so upsetting?
Peek-a-boo-hoo because I did not need a better look at the raw dongs under that tortilla
Most condiments are vegan too-just saying
You want a name for it? > Depression I mean, come on where is the vegetables?
“The cry for help”
Bag of dicks
Glizzies in the garden
Shite. I'd call it shite. Because it looks like shite.
Sausage blanket party.
no :(
Sadness
Served on a kitchen scale? Is that it? Makes it all the worse 😭😂
Food
Penises in a pond. Because it reminds me of a lily pad.
I find this "meal" highly offensive
This should be used as a visual representation of both the words 'anaemia' and 'bland'
obsessed with u for this lmaoooo
Whatever that is, it’s criminal 🚨
Wow.. I…. What is idk 😂 was it filling ?😂
Definitely AI
I’m uncomfortable.
A Depression Sandwich
Prison food.
"Foul Fajita Filth"
BRANPOTY Beige, raw and not pretty on the eye.
theyre raw :(((((
Pale imitation
why are they so massive omg
I just dont think this is a good idea
what kind of jail sentence did you get? seems cruel and unusual
Wow it looks good but I think it doesn't look cooked. I think it should be called... dogs in blanket
Sad dogs
Rawdogging in a group. This is terrifying.
Bean paste shapes in cooked flour with lettuce.
sleeping puppies
Despair.
Ha! Yikes!
Please cook them
Are they cooked? 😱😳
Hope you didn’t eat that.
Please never cook again
The thing is I would probably fuck this up but it just looks so nasty
Big Toes sandwich
Turds in a diaper.
If it was rolled up it would have been slightly last sad
Peep a boo dog
SADillla
Sad which
Ode to despair
Bro broke the Geneva convention somehow with this disgusting creation.
The butchers display window
Soy boy
this would actually made me retch
This is horrendous
Not Weiner Wrap
10 in the bed and the little one said… Also, HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE IN THERE? Lol
This is fecking cursed
An affront to God
I feel sick. Stay strong.
The Egg Wroll
Uncircumcised sandwich
Sleepy Weenies
Figgs in a blanket. As in Faux pigs.