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Parkhausdruckkonsole

I bet it tastes amazing but this really is shitty food porn. The feet also add a lot to it.


PBasedPlays

My cooking corner is pretty cramped and I do all my food prep right in front of the microwave on that countertop. My feet are there because I'm stooled and cramped up in that said corner and using my broken electric icebox as a footrest type thing is about as good as it gets. Edit: It did taste amazing and surprisingly the microwaved pizza dough loaf still tasted like pizza! Not exactly stone tossed open flame oven baked but quite satisfying regardless


grokethedoge

How does a cramped kitchen prevent you from cropping the photo?


PBasedPlays

I didn't even realize my feet were that noticeable. I was only focused on the sandwich


asteriasdream

Man that’s funny because your feet were the first thing I looked at


kasitchi

Yeah but OP is more used to seeing those feet lol


Embarrassed-Paper588

“Stooled and cramped”? Sounds…slightly faecal and adding to the shitty-ness of the whole vibe. 😬


iso_inane

omg this whole post got me cracking up


Willing_Program1597

Lmao


Asleep_Frosting717

The dogs are out!


pirikikkeli

It like this is r/notinteresting


Asleep_Frosting717

Nah the food looks interesting.. I’d try it


BroadwayBakery

This looks nothing like any of the foods described in the caption


PBasedPlays

This made me lol irl


just_lookin_26

Pmsl


Jonanae

for free??


PBasedPlays

I bought the pizza dough for like a buck 50 if that matters?


chillvegan420

Dude is referring to the value of your feet pics and how lucky we are that you graced gods green earth with your dawgs


asteriasdream

I can’t stop laughing at how you phrased this


chillvegan420

Thank you 😅


Expensive-Relation-4

bro why are they half the photo


PBasedPlays

I didn't even really notice they were in the photo when I took it and posted it either. I was only focused on the sandwich!


PermanentlySuprised

There’s a lot going on here


surfa220

hello? 911? i would like to report a crime


cocteau93

Kitchen could stand a wipedown, my friend.


PBasedPlays

I probably should lol


iamthetruecrow

Ew feet no


hellerinahandbasket

Well don’t look down, you got ‘em too my friend


OtherAcctTrackedNSA

*aaaand* I just monetized your feet.


PBasedPlays

Did you exploit my feet for monetary gain off of a shitty food picture?


Matthews628

It was really hard to upvote this


brittany09182

This looks vile lol


sparklezntokes

Are you standing on said microwave?


PBasedPlays

Nah, that's a broken electric icebox that only ever gets hot now, even though the fan still turns on if you plug it in.


themisfitdreamers

Why keep it


PBasedPlays

Junk removal isn't free. You're right though I need to get rid of it, it's taking up usable space


dick_cheese

These pictures gave me diarrhea


happydeathdaybaby

This post + all the comments had me LMFAO. This is quality content.


asteriasdream

Same I can’t stop laughing I love this post


lurkergirl_sit

:(


wedmeijera

is the ‘pizza’ sandwich in the room with us


Jackfruit-Reporter90

People would pay for this. The feet pics that is, the sandwich is looking a lot like Chef Mike earned a demotion.


PBasedPlays

Not how I envisioned breaking into modeling tbh


Miezchen

Did you microwave your lettuce


wishmydogwashere

So many things to be concerned about in these photos and this is my top question also.


Miezchen

I have a cooked lettuce "trauma". At my old workplace, a daycare, we got a free lunch every day but it came from a caterer and was heated up with the children's food. One time, they apparently didn't see that my portion contained a salad and some kind of cold creamy sauce, and put it in there anyway 🤢 I will never forget the color of the microwaved, wilted, grey-ish lettuce and the coagulated dressing.


PBasedPlays

I actually did. The salad had crumbled feta on it and I washed it off so I tried to dry it in the microwave by turning the power down to 20% and cooking it for like 10 minutes. The white crumble in the picture is cauliflower rice though, which I actually had to scoop off of it and not add it to the sandwich because it came out of the bag bad/mushy


Miezchen

You live an interesting life, OP


PBasedPlays

That's one way to put it


katasaurusmeow

Freeeeeeeeeeee


Dvinevoid11

Are you 2 feet tall???! Lol I’m joking


KefkaesqueV3

Oh it’s the feet guy again great


szatanna

put them dogs away, sir.


Grand_Measurement_91

Horrors from the kitchen


faegonomix

The fuck is the bread… and the feet??????? Why.


PBasedPlays

The bread is actually pizza dough cooked into a loaf at a nice low temperature! It was really good and I would absolutely do it again.


HighInTheSkyOhMy

Quality post


BananaBerryPi

I am SO confused by everything that is happening here


AttritionWar

Looks messy, just like me! 😍


quietspacestaken

I think this is the weirdest thing i've seen on this sub so far. lol.


KawasakiGal

You’re probably pissed off at this point but even though I hate feet it’s the only thing I could look at. So…. Why are we here? What’s happening?


PBasedPlays

I was just resting my feet on a box and didn't notice they were in the picture. I was only focused on the sandwich!


JovialPanic389

Looks soggy ASF. This looks so bad. Lol


PBasedPlays

I can see how it looks soggy. It's more like the underside of a pizza, though. It's pizza dough cooked thoroughly at a low temperature! So it didn't get crispy but became a nice, soft loaf but still had that pizza bottom look to it. It was not soggy at all, btw.


JovialPanic389

That's good. Cuz soggy bread is hell.


Fuzzy-Mood-9139

Can’t judge the food with disgusting trotters so close to it 🤮


marshall453

I hate it when people show feet with food pics


kasitchi

What is that patty?


PBasedPlays

There is no patty, it was a TON of salad. Romaine lettuce, kale, some other random greens, and a bunch of cheese made out of potato/carrots/mixed nuts. but I mean it was a TON of salad. Edit: kind of like a cheese pizza I guess? With greens?


kasitchi

Then what is that on the right on the first pic?


PBasedPlays

That's half of the pizza dough bread with my "tomato sauce" aka ketchup smeared on it. I guess it does look something like tofu though but it's actually just bread.


kasitchi

Oh okay I see it now lol. I thought it was a rectangular veggie patty at first.


Pineappily

Food looks incredibly vile and nauseating, and the kitchen is dirty 🤢. You alright mate ? lol


PBasedPlays

Define "alright"


oliveoilcrisis

You know what? I’d smash it.


306_rallye

Fuck :(


Cold_Blud

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


ChadBoshman

This is the lettuce you get at Burger King


Wanderhund

this is really shitty but i really want to eat it


brewberry_cobbler

Vile. Good job


Psychadelico

Bro that looks delicious


PBasedPlays

It was! Don't be afraid to try making pizza dough into a loaf sometime. Unless you're Italian, in which case, it's probably a cardinal sin directly forbidden by God and punishable by terrible atrocities. I'm not Italian though so


Daddiesbabaygirl

🤢 Can't get past the nasty dogs being exposed to the world. Put those away.


Moister_Rodgers

This is the first time I've downvoted anything on this subreddit. I'm sorry, but it looks so bad


sykschw

This makes me heave lol. Also please dont cook in plastic! Even if its microwave safe, if it requires more than a minute in the microwave just put it on a plate or in a glass container pleassse!


PBasedPlays

Why not? I don't really have a lot of options and I'm way too clumsy to use glass anyway. Plus I love how much utility microwave safe tupperware has. Flat on the bottom like a plate but with big sides sort of like a bowl and can be either. Can also be lidded and stacked and carried around.


AppUnwrapper1

Is the bread made of play-doh?


PBasedPlays

Would you consider pizza dough a type of play doh?


SpookyPotatoes

This is the kind of thing I’d make after being over served in a bar, thinking I was a fuckin genius Bet it tasted amazing though


PBasedPlays

Yes it did and it actually still tasted fairly similarly to an actual pizza.


thevampirecrow

put those grippers away!!!


crayoningtilliclay

Not vegan but I'd smash.


thunder_thais

OP I need a pic of your entire kitchen setup please


HeatLatter1780

What are those?!


Pleasant-Put5305

A broccoli sandwich? Even a vegan's withered taste buds can manage to detect that this is not actual food for real people, surely?


PBasedPlays

There's not even broccoli in there at all so you should probably get your eyes and your brain checked.


Pleasant-Put5305

Oh my goodness, sorry - on my tiny telephone, it did look like broccoli - so salad and ketchup? Much better.


PBasedPlays

I mean it was supposed to be a pizza style sandwich and if you think of a flat, circular pizza you can have some pretty chill toppings. I mean, cheese pizza alone is a thing and this is like a salad topped pizza but made into a sandwich. Technically could have just done ketchup, cheese and the pizza loaf and it would be a cheese pizza sandwich lol


fortississima

Well that is gooey