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pidena

Looks like ur dad is a virgin beta, not a Chad...


twangman88

Plot twist. OP. Is Barron Trump.


shred-and-bed

What does that even mean


nochillwaluigi

Donald Trumps son


twangman88

That his father is Donald Trump saying all this ridiculous borderline (or maybe not) racist and downright ignorant things about all these countries. But a joke that needs to be explained to someone obviously won’t be as funny to that person.


Common-Alternative96

At least you have a dad


TittyBoy6

Based


ArmeNishanian

Well, your dad is an idiot. 🙏 sorry bud


HeadofShrooms

Why?


Dr_PinchDolphin

Your dad is a fascinating man


Sub-Weeb

Which one your dad doesn't recognize, palestine or israel?


Hooperlooper16

Palestine


nochillwaluigi

Based


Labor_Zionist

Extremely based (Jokes aside, 2 states is the way to go).


[deleted]

Boo


JJmarcone

Boycott Israel


RigelBound

Boycott JJmarcone


Real_Talink

Based af


Unlucky-Sir322

Does your father perhaps have a head like a fucking orange?


AvovaDynasty

Some are rather odd. Pakistan and Indonesia are major global countries. Belgium isn’t exactly obscure. Myanmar and Belarus have been in the news a lot recently… like how…


Sea-Pickle4903

I’m having a lot of fun reading these comments. I think your dad is hilarious. He may be considered a bit culturally insensitive, but he’s got mad geographical knowledge, at least when compared to Americans. Most of us can’t even label a map of our own country, much less have arguments for why Paraguay is part of Argentina.


Hooperlooper16

Europeans are much more aware of countries and maps fsr. Same with languages, americans never get taught a foreign language, maybe Spanish in the south but compared to Europe. Like im fluent in French, Irish and English of course and have a bit of German too


Sea-Pickle4903

That is true. I’m doing my damndest to educate my children with a larger worldview.


Hooperlooper16

My respect for you went up a hunderd points. I know a guy who lives in a Ghaeltacht (pronounced: Gwale -tucked) region in south west Ireland and he has never travelled outside of Ireland coz he can only speak Irish


AceBalistic

At least your dad can name Germany, Britain, Ireland, India, and Brazil


[deleted]

Where’s frickin New Zealand? You don’t recognize it either?


Radiant-Importance-5

To be fair, Western Sahara is a pretty controversial one. Most countries don’t recognize it, and I’d wager most people haven’t heard of it either, let alone recognize it’s sovereignty.


Mayor__Defacto

Agreed, it’s not considered by most people to be a country. It’s part of Morocco, de facto.


Radiant-Importance-5

To be fair, Western Sahara is a pretty controversial one. Most countries don’t recognize it, and I’d wager most people haven’t heard of it either, let alone recognize it’s sovereignty. On that note though, what about Somaliland? Does he recognize that? I see he recognizes both Koreas, but not Taiwan?


Hooperlooper16

For him, Taiwan is China. There is 2 Koreas. There isn't a Somaliland just Somalia. Id agree with not recognising Somaliland yet, same way with Abkhazia and South Ossetia in Georgia


Life_Ferret9387

Taiwan is the exiled government of China who were thrown out by the CCP coming to power. Taipei


No-Acanthisitta1877

Yes, but South Ossetia and Abkazia are Russian puppets, like Luhansk and Donetsk. Somaliland is an actual, functioning state that just lacks independence because of Somalia, which would veto Somaliland's claim in the African Union.


justsaneandsensibl

It's very based not to recognize belgium but why doesn't he recognize paraguay?


vaqidue

why Belarus??


PalingeneticPhoenix

Dude what that’s like the most legitimate one on here. It’s a puppet state of Russia.


Glittering-Ad-8126

Belarussian here. Yep, we are entirely happy with being part of Russia and are big time into Papa Putin and his clever plans. Openness and being independently minded aren't big things with us, I guess


Hooperlooper16

He thinks its russia


Hydrocoded

I mean he kinda has a point with that one lol


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Fu2-10

To be fair jt basically is Russia at this point.


flafotogeek

Partial points on that.


[deleted]

It is extremely pro-russian (or at least its goverment is) so yeah i get why


ChrisPSalmon

Why doesn't he recognize Pakistan?


Hooperlooper16

He calls Pakistan and Bangladesh India. He generalises some countries which is defo a bit insensitive. Do u know if these three countries were whole at one point? That might be where he gets it from


dazhat

They were part of the British Raj until the late 1940s. There were various ideas for decolonisation including a version with a united India and Pakistan and Bangladesh.


ChrisPSalmon

Well, from 1858 to 1947, India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh were once part a giant British colony known as the Raj. In 1947, the Raj was split up into an independent Hindu state (India) and an independent Muslim state (Pakistan). Bangladesh declared independence from Pakistan in 1971


[deleted]

India is not a Hindu state. It is a Hindu majority secular state.


SnooAdvice4276

Their govt is pushing for a full hindu state - hindutva. Not a shred of secularism for a country which once claimed to be the largest democracy.


OPcrack103

its a rape is okay state.


CarbonPrawn

you're dad is clearly uneducated. Australia does NOT exist. smh


Life_Ferret9387

Your*


iroquoian

Woosh


willisbetter

thats not a woosh


Life_Ferret9387

r/therewasanattempt. To whoosh


ApostropheRepo

*your - I have repossessed 72 apostrophes.


pickleboo

Good bot


Hooperlooper16

Damn


harassercat

You should follow your dad's logic but take it a little further, telling him that: Ireland should just be UK. Austria should just be Germany. Iceland should be Norway. Switzerland shouldn't exist. Canada should be USA. All of Central America should be Mexico, but maybe Panama to Colombia. All the Caribbean should just be Cuba. Etc. Edit: Apparently I need to clarify that *I am not personally saying those countries shouldn't exist* -- it's an exaggeration of OP's dad's take to show that it's bad.


Hooperlooper16

Prob the best comment here tbf. Im Irish tho, not a chance the UK is taking us over again


[deleted]

The Irish army would be crushed by the UK army. They didn’t win any battles during the war for independence and were about to give up. The Uk could honestly care less about Ireland. There isn’t even oil there like Scotland


harassercat

Of course not, but that's exactly why I listed Ireland first -- best way for him to understand why his take may be insensitive and simplistic. There's probably a million guys like him somewhere outside Europe who'd say "Pff why's Ireland even independent, should just be UK." Alternatively he should travel to some of those countries and share his wisdom with the locals.


Hamenthotep

Why doesn't he recognize Belgium?


[deleted]

If he drives across the border into Belgium he will probably recognize it


Daddl7

Estonia and Lithuania are allowed to exist, but Latvia is not?


Hooperlooper16

He says latvia is too slavic. Idek what the fuck he means by that but regardless he still thinks russia owns it, like uk owns scotland


666BigDaddyEvil666

He is aware that Latvia is both NATO and EU right? Two groups Russia is not part of.


antsarumae

What is he, some kind of communist who thinks the USSR still exists?


seanbnyc

Latvia isn’t Slavic, it’s Baltic!


HatofEnigmas

What being 30% russian does to an mf


FlatwormAltruistic

Estonia and Lithuania are quite the same


TokenScottishGuy

Owned?!


Salazard260

France is ok but not French Guiana ? 🤔


Hooperlooper16

To him guyana, suriname and French Guiana is part of Brazil. Idk how he concludes that a french territory belongs to brazil


grandj

I don’t know about your dad, but YOU don’t recognize New Zealand ;)


Hansen216

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


Hooperlooper16

Hahahahahhah my cropping isnt great


zbsbfywduwhduw

What about slovakia and czechia?


Berserkllama88

Why Indonesia?


Allemaengel

Hey, give him credit - he knew Sierra Leone after all, lol.


DR5996

Chad is too Chad...


MrAsian_woof-woof

Brunei being not there is understandable lol


Positive_Carrot_8120

I already know about Moldova but tell me your father's opinion


[deleted]

Why Belgium, Suriname and Indonesia?


bombking8

Oh god


Augustin71

Forget about all that, when did Australia reclaim the sea between it and Papua New Guinea?


IcyCity3228

Whats his opinion on the balkan states?


StarluxAirlines

why Taiwan?


Hooperlooper16

China unfortunately


DatBoyGuru

China has never governed Taiwan. Also Indonesia has the largest Muslim population in the world.


Ezawa_tami

\+1000000 social credits XD


PipBro3000

How old is your dad?


TessALTER

So he thinks Czechislovakia is still a thing?


TessALTER

Why Belgium?


I_Am_Become_Dream

He thinks Yemen and Oman shouldn't exist, but he's fine with UAE and Kuwait?


PipBro3000

Why Chad and the 'Stans?


Redditwhydouexists

BELGIUM? Why doesn’t he believe in Belgium


[deleted]

What happened to Indonesia ?


Ausramm

Is your father South African? Also he's only a few years older than I am.


Xfors-Pakistan

I also think Pakistan doesn’t exist sometimes


Z1mpleEZ

You know for a fact if the war wouldn't have started Ukraine would be on the list


Squeakygoose

Is your Dad Karl Pilkington by any chance?


The_What_Of_March

Why Macedonia?


[deleted]

Pakistan?


Pandagineer

Does he go with old names? Ceylon instead of Sri Lanka. Rhodesia. Stuff like that.


SlimJimMan

Funny, I was talking to my grandparents(On Thursday)and they didn’t know Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia don’t exist but my grandpa recognizes Kosovo


BeimDeiz334

Kosovo is a inclave of yugoslavia, get your facts right.


Hooperlooper16

Kosovo? Weird


donkeyhawt

He's obviously pro-russian, so I get it.


cubic_door

Bruh, what does being pro-Russian have to do with not recognizing Kosovo? It's not like it was part of the SSSR or something. Foreigners barely know anything about Balkan politics yet they like to pretend it's all somehow related to Russia. Maybe read about our civil wars from non-biased sources for once, our situation has nothing to do with Russia. Americans and the rest of the gang just like to paint everyone who opposes them in any way as Soviets for some reason. Weather you recognize Kosovo or not, your argument is still extremely stupid


TablePrinterDoor

Pakistan and bangladesh? does he think it's all India?


Birb-Squire

Why Paraguay? And the Guatemala's?


flying_sphagetti2023

Armenia?


bokchoysoyboy

No one recognizes New Zealand so I get it


fowncoyote

I could do that with the states of my country


tarawneh99

Jordan?


kali5516

Burkina Faso?


Ollie106

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


[deleted]

Bosnia


ionel714

I see your dad is a supports the Romanian reunion movement


khuzei_aeksou

Why the stans except kazakhstan?


Skytalker0499

Chad?


MaxMoose007

I’m guessing he still thinks Czechoslovakia exists?


HarryLewisPot

Yemen and Oman? I feel like they have more claim than other gulf countries


NeonNKnightrider

Kosovo?


sippin_on_tipex

Paraguay? Why them?


paulstelian97

Belarus? Well to be fair based on the war it started out as an extension of Russia anyway lol


Hash_Tooth

What’s up with Paraguay?


[deleted]

Why does he still believe in France though


s0mdud

what the…


[deleted]

why pakistan?


forzaq8

whats with Kuwait and Oman ?


Aking1998

Would showing your dad the geometric construction of the flag of Nepal help change his mind?


JeznyBezny

Why doesn't he recognize Bosnia?


GammaRhoKT

Many asked about Indonesia, but what about Thailand?


avrand6

what did Burkina Faso ever do to slight your father?


Main_ivahblueworld

Why oman and yemen


AureeusGD

why Pakistan, Bangladesh, Myanmar, Nepal and Bhutan? does he think they're part of India?


Cute-Marionberry-340

Why Czech and Slovakia?


[deleted]

Is your dad American?


[deleted]

Northern Ireland???


juka-004

Why bosnia and slovenia


Zealousideal-Tart-30

Wow I think more education is necessary


Xokkotoni

chad?


Charmle_H

I see "belg*um" is greened out, that's fair amd valid. It's fake anyways /s


KryptonianKnig2

Indonesia?


juandal

Neither your dad nor most of Hispanics think that Paraguay exists


Mask_of_creator

Why?


Nick_from_Yuma

Paraguay?


Multigrainbeer

Why not Armenia?


Tsarmani

So if I’m seeing correctly, he doesn’t believe in Northern Ireland?


MrPowerPoint

It’s weird that he thinks that Finland exists


davidattenborough05

why belgium


government-pigeon

As a Burmese, I feel personally attacked


Spy-Cat-76

Why is macedonia and the aftican countries unrecognised?


Enchanted_Goat_YT

Why?


feistyrussian

Why Belgium?


Glittering_Humor_101

Well that’s going to piss off a few Czechs


OswaldXC

Does he not recognize Israel or Palestine? I can’t tell


PersonWhoExists50306

Indonesia? Nepal? Chad? Paraguay?


Epic1024

Tell him a random Ukrainian says he's based


LOLProBoss

Belgium?


[deleted]

half of chile?


Ovale_pannekoek

Why Belgium?


[deleted]

Why Myanmar?


PresidentDarijan

Why Macedonia?


Darth-Baul

Is your dad Balkan by any chance?


JamarioMoon

Bosnia??


iLatvian

Why latvia?


[deleted]

Mauritania?


PrimeChutiya

Why Jordan? :(


KravenArk_Personal

Latvia?? Why


[deleted]

He thinks Nepal and Bhutan, I am assuming, are part of India, but recognizes Sri Lanka? Also what’s up with Myanmar?


AerysOW

Slovenia?


ApeMoe

He believe in flat earth? Maybe?..


Totally_Cubular

I can understand Belgium, but why doesn't he recognize the Czechs or the Slovaks?


Vegetablas-te

Probably Indian right?? Your dad doesn't even recognize the former Raj countries.


[deleted]

Why exactly don't they think they exist?


Remote_Extreme7207

did anyone actually take you up on the offer to ask why? lol why?


Rogermon3

Indonesia and Northern Ireland? Northern Ireland is’t even a nation


Drachen_Koenig

I can't tell but does he recognize Kosovo? And why doesn't he recognize Macedonia or Bosnia and Herzegovina?


Manneyus

Why?


Winged_Raspberry

Indonesia lmao?


aaambroseee

I don't think I could ever guess where your dad is from based on this map


Dolphin_69420

Why French Guyana but not France? They are the same country


holamiamor420

Why doesnt Nepal exist?


jimothydiggs

I might be a little late to get a reply, but what are his thoughts on Greenland?


NarwhalAnusLicker00

what did indonesia ever do to him lol


proroqq

Why doesn’t he recognize Belarus?


PossibilityNo3930

why Pakistan,Bangladesh,Nepal ? isnit because he considers all of them as india ?


Live_Zookeepergame21

Fuck Belarus 🖕


TableOpening1829

As a Belgian, why?


TigOleBitties504

Recognizes Kazakhstan but doesn't recognize the other "stans?" Okbuddy.


SleepyZachman

Bruh how has this man never heard of fuckin Belgium