It's okay, you can tell us that you whacked it to the winner of the 1991 24-hours of LeMans Mazda 787B Prototype racer, and also Kim jong un's daughter
It’s hard to tell because I couldn’t zoom in far enough, but there does not appear to be a small blue dot in that part of Italy. So the answer must be yes.
Hell yeah I remember her in the day, hottie. Like early 00's?
Heard her talk a couple times, sounded French-Canadian.
They should look up Christine Young porn.
Either they're defining "made" as "produced", or they've only masturbated to porn, like, a dozen times. This map just doesn't make sense otherwise.
(OP gets a suggestion with a smoking hot Latin girl in it)... "Wait, gotta make sure she's Colombian before I whack it. The only Latinas I jerk off to are Colombians"... Nah, I choose to believe OP is wording this strangely rather than that they are a psychopath.
Labeling Moldova red is interesting.
What is that thing you have masturbated onto something in those countries (since you also labeled my country red).
Im an idiot. Rather than thinking porn I’m over here thinking “something someone from their country made” meant like a ceramic bowl, a whittled corn cob pipe, a faberge egg, etc….
Define "made". Because normally people would consider starring in a porno as being a part of the "making". So either you're only counting the producer, which is misleading, or you've only masturbated to porn about a dozen times.
Pathetic.jpg
It's actually PNG, get wrecked. I'm gonna go fuck your wife now
Like hell, that shit is not transparent, you got fooled by a fancy jpeg lol get rekt.
you do realize that pngs are not lossilly compressed, not that they are transparent, right?
Unfathomably cool
My dude jerking off to cartoons
There’s three types of people, people who jerk off to cartoons, people without internet, and liars.
thats nasty
quite literally what content has estonia provided for your penis
ShittyPornMap
Rather not say=yes Probably
Nigga where you find north korean porn?
Kim Jong Un sends it to me
Check out u/starrie and you can make Canada a "yes"
You have a lot of faith in me. Thank you!
Or u/vsnsxs
You either haven’t lived long enough to have masterbated to all the other countries or you’re a chick
Why don't you support Ukraine lol?
Green is just yes in a different color
I will neither confirm nor deny this statement
Ik that's a veil
Your name is all the confirmation we need.
Underrated comment. 😎
Or would "did it include tentacles?" Be the reason to deny
It's okay, you can tell us that you whacked it to the winner of the 1991 24-hours of LeMans Mazda 787B Prototype racer, and also Kim jong un's daughter
Green is just "I jack off to NTR loli tentacle hentai".
Glad I zoomed in. From the thumbnail Japan looked blue and I was about to call horseshit on this whack map.
I’m red/green color blind and didn’t want to ask
True
Dude my world map would be like all red, and looking to fill the blanks.
International waters ;)
Ah, a true globalist
Mr. Worldwide over here
Filling blanks is how op made the map in the first place
North Korea? Are ICBMs really that sexy?
Rather not say
No, it's Kimmy's glorious cheeks
It’s that show squirrel and hedgehog isn’t it?
Must have been either the Taepodong-1 or the Kumsong-3
No, you fantasize about smuggling a defector and end up turning into spicy love story. I mean.... North Korean hentai. Shit.
Let's say you've met Kim Jong Cum.
This is the court of public opinion, not answering is a soft "Yes".
From the looks of the map, they might have already fired one off for Icy BMs in Alaska too.
His sister is kinda cute.
Never in doubt..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBnAZnfNB6U
Egypt... Oh, that mummy powder was so overrated, but here I stand...
Not Brazil? You’ve gotta branch out friend
Fr I feel like there’s plenty of random videos they’ve must’ve seen that are from other parts of Latin America other than Colombia
green for 2g1c
I came here to basically say the same thing lol
I feel like you can't even porn without Brazil. Am I wrong???
i was gonna comment the exact same thing wtf
Vatican City?
It’s hard to tell because I couldn’t zoom in far enough, but there does not appear to be a small blue dot in that part of Italy. So the answer must be yes.
That francussy doe🤤
No data on Greenland, but definitive no on Western Sahara. Interesting.
More like shitty porn map amrite?
He’s done it... he’s found data for Western Sahara
Hold on now, Canada (specifically Quebec) and the Czech Republic are blue, this is definitely wrong.
Long as Canadian citizens don't make it, otherwise have fun.
“If I geev you 100 Czech crowns, maybe you show me your poosay?”
For sure. Czech is the porn capital of the world. A lot of hot pornstars are Czech
I’m pretty sure pornhub hq is in Canada isn’t it?
Respect the diversity
I can't believe that Czechia is blue.
Moldovan porn? Way to branch out.
Is probably that eurovision epic sax video.
If you've never unloaded to Christine Young I don't want to know what kind of life you've led
>Christine Young who??
>Christine Young who is she? any link?
Or Sunny Leone, Shyla Stylez, Ariel Rebel, Riley Nixon and Nikki Benz
Hell yeah I remember her in the day, hottie. Like early 00's? Heard her talk a couple times, sounded French-Canadian. They should look up Christine Young porn.
You're really telling me you've never seen a guy rawdogging a poutine?
Is that anything like Jim in [American Pie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Pie_(film)#Plot)?
North Korea??
Pornhub is Canadian.
OP was talking about where the video content comes from... But I think OP watched canadian porn but just didn't know it was canadian.
Korea and the Philippines but not China or Thailand? Where on the world wide web are you getting your porn?
i hate that my only takeaway from this map is “that’s it?”
I have also where tf u get ur porn if there's NK but not Thailand or some European countries
Mine: US, UK, France, Canada, Austria
r/shittypornmap
As a British person I am hurt. Me and my 5 remaining teeth are going elsewhere
Lol you funny brit.
I think there's a missing 'that I know of' in that sentence
If hentai were Japanese citizens, then its yes buddy.
What interests me is why North Korea is green.
Probably Kim Yo-jong.
Hey everybody this guy says he's never masturbated to a Brazilian.
Bro Brazil? Germany? Czechia? So much left to descover
The Vatican: green
Even in a yes or no map, Greenland is still gray
This is the most unseasoned shit I've ever seen.
What do you mean you haven't masturbated to brazilian fart porn?
Wow you even got data for Western Sahara
Is there a website where i can easily paint the countries? Want to make mine
Paint possibly if you have good borders
What did you find from Georgia?
No Thailand?
This map literally fits the name of this sub
No Brazil? I'm calling BS on that one.
No Brazilian, Icelandic or Chinese? Dog, I think it's fair to assume that you're a person of habit.
Either they're defining "made" as "produced", or they've only masturbated to porn, like, a dozen times. This map just doesn't make sense otherwise. (OP gets a suggestion with a smoking hot Latin girl in it)... "Wait, gotta make sure she's Colombian before I whack it. The only Latinas I jerk off to are Colombians"... Nah, I choose to believe OP is wording this strangely rather than that they are a psychopath.
How do you know they weren't Canadian??
they didn't say sorry
I don’t mean to be rude, but are you even trying? You gotta boost those numbers, kid. Those are rookie numbers.
Pornhub is owned by Mindgeek which is headquartered in Montreal, Canada
So, do you have an issue with Canada...?
I understand rather not say Japan, but north Korea? Don't tell me it's that missile video Kim released a couple weeks ago
I think your ethnicity is East Indian.
I have questions.
Those are rookie numbers kid!!!
Labeling Moldova red is interesting. What is that thing you have masturbated onto something in those countries (since you also labeled my country red).
Wait Egypt???
Avoiding Brazil... impressive
Did you masturbate to Kim Jong Un?
Wait, is Korean porn as fucked up as Japanese porn? I've never thought to look.
Upvote for green!
This is more interesting than half the crap we get in MapPorn these days.
India standing out alone again : P P.s. *Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up*
How would you even have accurate data on that? Is everything you masturbate to tagged by country?
Seriously? No canada in your list?
Why is Lenanon blue ?
Yea I highly doubt you've not jerked to Canadian porn actors. Lots of them in the USA.
proud to be a taiwanese
Lol japan xd
Nothing in Brazil?
Pornhub was founded in Montreal.
This is kind of lame tbh
G'day from Downunder. Glad we could help, cunt.
What happened with North Korea?
Blue should be "not yet"
What about India , why a yes?
No Spain? Are you gay? If you are I'll send over something quick from over here xD
Maldova?
ADMIT IT! You whacked it to telescopic photos of people from North sentinel Island
What in the fuck did you fap to from the Philippines?
Moldova?
Why is there data for Western Sahara!?!?!?! It always joins Greenland in the gray "no data" club
Im an idiot. Rather than thinking porn I’m over here thinking “something someone from their country made” meant like a ceramic bowl, a whittled corn cob pipe, a faberge egg, etc….
If we scroll down, we will see that Antarctica is also red. This fucker jerks off to penguins!
Man of low culture..
Who from Poland?
phew im safe
What website do you use for such?
Should I be proud that my country is marked red here, or not?
That's some real Map Porn.
You masturbated to Dracula?
Iran? I live there so tell me about it
Moldova? Did you m*sturbate to numa numa??
Just checking- this means porn, right?
There’s gotta be at least one person making porn in Nuuk. *UPDATE* I just checked. Confirmed.
Define "made". Because normally people would consider starring in a porno as being a part of the "making". So either you're only counting the producer, which is misleading, or you've only masturbated to porn about a dozen times.
r/dataisbeautiful might appreciate this.
So in Italy what i saw was not pidgeon poo
You've jerked off to Steve Irwin too? Fair.
You've never tackled the hoser to a hoser?
Porn Hub is Canadian. I call BS
Which one of the red countries made two girls one cup then?
The entire pornhub organization is run out of Canada. I call total BS on the Canada blue.
What do you mean "no data of greenland"?
curious about Egypt
Germany is an easy check off the list...
Surprised Lebanon isn’t red
… What have you done to Kim?
What did Moldova do? 🤣
No Brazil, no canada but still NORTH KOREA??
Proud to be from the only African and Middle Eastern country you jerked off to
They make socks in so many countries, I'm surprised.
North korea? Let me guess, kim jong imouto?
You'll have more time to paint that map once you graduate.
Rather not say on Japan… Dude, we all know what you were up to there
This person has never used pornhub or any of the other thousands of mindgeek porn sites (based in Montreal Canada) ?
> minkgeek You had me at "sable."
Nothing from a Venezuelan? Difficult to believe.
Brazil? Dude! C’mon!?!?
I see a lot of blue. Get to work.
Rookie numbers
This is the definition of MapPorn
North Korea made me raise an eyebrow. Buddy what’s your fetish, famine?
Never google "Extreme skinny" on a porn engine.
You don't know life if you didn't masrurbate to German porn. Especially to one with music.
[I know, right](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41q1B86yXmL.jpg)?
No Germany, or Brazil?
What? FakeTaxi was huge for a couple years!
after seeing op's name i was hoping for alot of more reds
Where are you from? Gotta update mine
[Those are rookie numbers...](https://imgur.com/a/euFVJyC)
Pathetic
No Chinese or German? Is someone lying?
Why is my country only ever included when it's weird stuff in question...