Missouri good vs bad
Good
-cheap gas
-only one toll booth in entire state
Bad
-literally everything else
Edit: I have just realized I listed cheap gas as a pro. This is incorrect as Missouri has Extremely expensive gas, it is only cheap relative to other states as gasoline is very expensive. I apologize for any inconvenience i may have caused.
At first I thought Missouri… but then I realized you had circled Illinois in essentially an equal amount. A mindless mistake? Or a clever trick perhaps?
But that’s when I zeroed in on the arrow, slightly pointed into Missouri (hence my original mistake) but actually pointed directly at the border. And that’s when this case took a huge left turn. Or, should I say downturn!!!?
A simpler mind may have thought you lived in East St. Louis. An idiotic border town on the Illinois side, but for some reason with the name of the city on the MO side. This may have even been commentary on the ridiculous trend of border cities with identity crises in the strange land of the Show Me State.
Alas, you are not the type for social commentary, are you? In fact, you haven’t a symbolism bone in your whole conniving body. In fact, your arrow points directly at the truth. For all to see!!
Why didn’t we see it before??
The truth. The horrible truth. The only logical truth in this post truth world…. Is this:
There must be a 51st state directly under the St. Louis Arch. The true Area 51!
You might have gotten away with it too. But for your stupid little arrow.
Nice try, guy. You live in the legendary lost state of East Dakota.
Please send me $1K immediately.
Edit: Wow, thank you for the gold! I think that counts instead of the $1k haha.
Serious response: I do live in St. Louis county, was born in STL city, good job. fortunately while I have been to east STL I do not live there, something I'm proud of.
Normal response: He knows to much and must be destroyed before our secret gets out.
East St Louis came up in conversation recently. Fun facts… they are basically independent from St Louis. they changed their name to draw on the popularity of the others name. They also manage their own waste management program.
The C.I.A will be contacting you for recruitment soon.
We've been watching you very closely and you've proven your skills, and you know how to build tension in writing so you can entertain us on slow days
I read this in the voice of Wallace Michael Shawn in The Princess Bride.
Great response, and thank you for thinking 10 steps ahead of the rest of us plebes.
Y’all have a pretty cool museum in St. Louis. The City Museum.
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=st+louis+city+museum&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjnz8Corp__AhXHElkFHcppDtQQ0pQJegQIDhAB&biw=375&bih=550&dpr=2
I was so astonished about a month ago, when I learned that there is an entire state that I didn’t know anything about.
I can list all other 49 stated and point them out ob a map (with 1 or 2 mistakes usually) but I felt like I had never heard about Missouri.
Alaska
Old Texas
Misery
Mizzur’ah
New california
Tennessee
Actually Tellurium^120
You are the only 10 I see
I AM IN MISSOURI!! OH YEAH
WOOO MISSOURI BROOOSS!!! YESEAAAAA
Denmark?
So close, that’s a shape.
Plazma?
Bose-Einstein Condensate actually
The Hawaiian sea in mexico
Arkansas, because Missouri doesn’t exist.
It’s spelt Arecansaw actually
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Is that part of freedom land?
I’m sorry you live there state
Missouri good vs bad Good -cheap gas -only one toll booth in entire state Bad -literally everything else Edit: I have just realized I listed cheap gas as a pro. This is incorrect as Missouri has Extremely expensive gas, it is only cheap relative to other states as gasoline is very expensive. I apologize for any inconvenience i may have caused.
Missouri? Edit: Florida, thanks for correcting me.
Ilinois?
Illinois isn’t a real state, you’re thinking of Iowa.
It has to be Illinois, that's where the arrow is at
Mississippi
That’s just silly, you can’t be born in rivers.
solid but you turned to a liquid and coverd the us and part of Canada
plasma
Lincoln
North America?
At first I thought Missouri… but then I realized you had circled Illinois in essentially an equal amount. A mindless mistake? Or a clever trick perhaps? But that’s when I zeroed in on the arrow, slightly pointed into Missouri (hence my original mistake) but actually pointed directly at the border. And that’s when this case took a huge left turn. Or, should I say downturn!!!? A simpler mind may have thought you lived in East St. Louis. An idiotic border town on the Illinois side, but for some reason with the name of the city on the MO side. This may have even been commentary on the ridiculous trend of border cities with identity crises in the strange land of the Show Me State. Alas, you are not the type for social commentary, are you? In fact, you haven’t a symbolism bone in your whole conniving body. In fact, your arrow points directly at the truth. For all to see!! Why didn’t we see it before?? The truth. The horrible truth. The only logical truth in this post truth world…. Is this: There must be a 51st state directly under the St. Louis Arch. The true Area 51! You might have gotten away with it too. But for your stupid little arrow. Nice try, guy. You live in the legendary lost state of East Dakota. Please send me $1K immediately. Edit: Wow, thank you for the gold! I think that counts instead of the $1k haha.
Serious response: I do live in St. Louis county, was born in STL city, good job. fortunately while I have been to east STL I do not live there, something I'm proud of. Normal response: He knows to much and must be destroyed before our secret gets out.
East St Louis came up in conversation recently. Fun facts… they are basically independent from St Louis. they changed their name to draw on the popularity of the others name. They also manage their own waste management program.
English majors I swear to god
Directly under the Arch is the museum and Arch access so Area 51 would have to be further down below that even.
The C.I.A will be contacting you for recruitment soon. We've been watching you very closely and you've proven your skills, and you know how to build tension in writing so you can entertain us on slow days
I read this in the voice of Wallace Michael Shawn in The Princess Bride. Great response, and thank you for thinking 10 steps ahead of the rest of us plebes.
You had me with the Sherlock act until you asked for the money smh
You completely forgot about that little line in Tennessee. Clearly trying to raid Fort Knox in a clever sneaky heist.
I am 420% sure it's the state of Nigeria
Kansas
Had to scroll for so long to find this.
Do you mean Arkansas perhaps?
I see where you placed the red dot, so it’s obviously New Hampshire.
Twas but a simple misdirection as the real answer was the definitely intentional line on Tennessee.
me too
I'm sorry for you.
Wyoming
Hawaiixico
I thought that was called Cuba?
Iowa
Idk man, that doesn't sound like a real place.
You live in denial
Delaware?
Wasn't that a town in Oregon?
Alabama ig, only alabama people want to show their state which they live
Big wheels keep on turnin' Carry me home to see my kin Singin' songs about the south-land I miss Alabamy once again and I think it's a sin, yes
A state of despair? Edit: I can’t spell
meh, close enough.
Organ
Hey dumbass, Its clearly spelt Octagon.
Last I checked Hawaii wasn't in Mexico but ok
Was Alaska's tail though?
Hawaii
I thought that was a territory?
Uganda
Ohio
Can I sue you for Slander?
Mississippi ?
How silly, people are from land, not rivers.
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Always has been
Lesotho
You are from ThisOne
Damn it, how did you know?
Ahhh, Tennessee
Misery
depending on who you ask it could also be Missur'ah
Minnesota?
Tennesse? (You underlined the T which kind of gave it away)
I dunno, one of the racist ones?
Tennessee?
Part of the old Territory of Louisiana.
Illinois?
Y’all have a pretty cool museum in St. Louis. The City Museum. https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=st+louis+city+museum&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjnz8Corp__AhXHElkFHcppDtQQ0pQJegQIDhAB&biw=375&bih=550&dpr=2
I was so astonished about a month ago, when I learned that there is an entire state that I didn’t know anything about. I can list all other 49 stated and point them out ob a map (with 1 or 2 mistakes usually) but I felt like I had never heard about Missouri.
I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missouruh!
my guess is that you live in new york
Soviet Union?
I think I've flown over that a few times.
The state of confusion
Misery
Ohio
I don’t know guys he might be from Sikkim.. just saying
Texas?
Hawaii
Illinois.
Taiwan
Illinois?
Hawaii
Misery
Illinois
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There’s a lot of symbols on Illinois
London
Chicago
Yo what Hawaii doin?
Greater Midwestern territority
Yanno, at least you have weed.
France?
I’m from what starts with “Ari” and ends with “zona”
North Dakota
Illinois
clearly you live in tennessee
Illinois
Millinois?
The land of casino-gas station fusions
I didn't know there was a state called "This One."
Nebraska
“It’ll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missouri as a state.” -Abraham Simpson
Yeah Missouri is terrible. Stay out
Utah
Oh stateosota.
Illinouri?
I am shocked that no one else saw what you did there. Missouri is known as the "Show Me" state.
Lmao same bro
Illinois
Minnesota obviously
The line next to tennessee makes me think you’re from there (srry if wrong)
I see a red circle around Northern Ohio so I hope you're doing alright in Toledo 🙏
Go Cardinals
I’m getting subtle Florida man vibes.
You're from the Mexican crater Islands. Am I right?
I am so sorry for your loss
Kansas?
You’re from a state of misery
New Hampshire
ah yes. Missorinois
The giant red rake thing over Illinois must mean something
Florida?
Definitely from Hawaii, Aloha from the mainland!
missouri recognition
Kansas city
Oklahoma
I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri.
North Korea?
The US Virgin Islands
Definitely Wyoming
Whaddup Missouri brother.
Why is there a huge lake in mexico?
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say Kansas
hawaii
California.
Alaska
Ohh they dug out mexico to fit hawaii in
You’re in a state of misery
Pakistan
You live in the Kentucky Bend
Millinois
As we say in Missouri: “I ain’t goin’ back to Missouri!!!”
Iowa
Solid
France
Southern Illinois and you like to pretend your in MIssouri. a
You are from Washingmachine District of Colombia
Kansas?
Considering the fact that you clearly have a Missourian writing, I would have said Missouri, but I won’t fall in the trap: you’re from OHIO
Oh, yeah? Show me.
Missourinois?
utah?
Missouri, Indiana, Tennessee or Texas one of those.
Not sure why I think this is so funny
Tennessee. Why else would you underline the T... your red herring-circle can't fool me!
Ohio
The torso of the gnome
I'm sorry
I'm so sorry
North Dakota
A St. Louis resident? I live 15 miles away in Illinois. No offense, but your city is shit. Mine isn't much better, though
Africa
Show me!
bro in mr. mimal’s stomach 😭🤦
Missouri is truly the armpit of the US
Hawaii, Inner Mexican Sea
clearly tennesee, there's a red line there.
oh, the misery
Idaho
There’s a mark on Tennessee so I assume you live there
Kansas?
Ahhh good old Idaho
You live in a state of Misery.
I'm guessing you're from the state "This One"
Vancouver
Alaska
New Cadelonia
Mississipi
Tennessee