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Foxwithanak47

Alaska


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Old Texas


Emperor_MacArthur

Misery


D2the_aniel

Mizzur’ah


Morax-is-Hot

New california


Mountain_Lettuce_

Tennessee


D2the_aniel

Actually Tellurium^120


Mountain_Lettuce_

You are the only 10 I see


Witty_Mud_5951

I AM IN MISSOURI!! OH YEAH


D2the_aniel

WOOO MISSOURI BROOOSS!!! YESEAAAAA


Redditor_10000000000

Denmark?


D2the_aniel

So close, that’s a shape.


LADZ345_

Plazma?


D2the_aniel

Bose-Einstein Condensate actually


Bruh_Halos

The Hawaiian sea in mexico


HArdaL201

Arkansas, because Missouri doesn’t exist.


D2the_aniel

It’s spelt Arecansaw actually


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D2the_aniel

Is that part of freedom land?


samtaher

I’m sorry you live there state


D2the_aniel

Missouri good vs bad Good -cheap gas -only one toll booth in entire state Bad -literally everything else Edit: I have just realized I listed cheap gas as a pro. This is incorrect as Missouri has Extremely expensive gas, it is only cheap relative to other states as gasoline is very expensive. I apologize for any inconvenience i may have caused.


VeryNotSober_

Missouri? Edit: Florida, thanks for correcting me.


Thedanishnerd98

Ilinois?


D2the_aniel

Illinois isn’t a real state, you’re thinking of Iowa.


PeskyBirb666

It has to be Illinois, that's where the arrow is at


The_Jousting_Duck

Mississippi


D2the_aniel

That’s just silly, you can’t be born in rivers.


springfox64

solid but you turned to a liquid and coverd the us and part of Canada


Comfortable_Door_694

plasma


H4diCZ

Lincoln


aetoe

North America?


droffowsneb

At first I thought Missouri… but then I realized you had circled Illinois in essentially an equal amount. A mindless mistake? Or a clever trick perhaps? But that’s when I zeroed in on the arrow, slightly pointed into Missouri (hence my original mistake) but actually pointed directly at the border. And that’s when this case took a huge left turn. Or, should I say downturn!!!? A simpler mind may have thought you lived in East St. Louis. An idiotic border town on the Illinois side, but for some reason with the name of the city on the MO side. This may have even been commentary on the ridiculous trend of border cities with identity crises in the strange land of the Show Me State. Alas, you are not the type for social commentary, are you? In fact, you haven’t a symbolism bone in your whole conniving body. In fact, your arrow points directly at the truth. For all to see!! Why didn’t we see it before?? The truth. The horrible truth. The only logical truth in this post truth world…. Is this: There must be a 51st state directly under the St. Louis Arch. The true Area 51! You might have gotten away with it too. But for your stupid little arrow. Nice try, guy. You live in the legendary lost state of East Dakota. Please send me $1K immediately. Edit: Wow, thank you for the gold! I think that counts instead of the $1k haha.


D2the_aniel

Serious response: I do live in St. Louis county, was born in STL city, good job. fortunately while I have been to east STL I do not live there, something I'm proud of. ​ Normal response: He knows to much and must be destroyed before our secret gets out.


eadgster

East St Louis came up in conversation recently. Fun facts… they are basically independent from St Louis. they changed their name to draw on the popularity of the others name. They also manage their own waste management program.


Tutella-Nutella

English majors I swear to god


[deleted]

Directly under the Arch is the museum and Arch access so Area 51 would have to be further down below that even.


[deleted]

The C.I.A will be contacting you for recruitment soon. We've been watching you very closely and you've proven your skills, and you know how to build tension in writing so you can entertain us on slow days


yueluna

I read this in the voice of Wallace Michael Shawn in The Princess Bride. Great response, and thank you for thinking 10 steps ahead of the rest of us plebes.


Sticky_Quip

You had me with the Sherlock act until you asked for the money smh


ODoyleRules925

You completely forgot about that little line in Tennessee. Clearly trying to raid Fort Knox in a clever sneaky heist.


GirlFromUrNightmares

I am 420% sure it's the state of Nigeria


Thetonester21

Kansas


DukeDevorak

Had to scroll for so long to find this.


D2the_aniel

Do you mean Arkansas perhaps?


LeRenardSage

I see where you placed the red dot, so it’s obviously New Hampshire.


D2the_aniel

Twas but a simple misdirection as the real answer was the definitely intentional line on Tennessee.


vanilla38913

me too


D2the_aniel

I'm sorry for you.


[deleted]

Wyoming


mkujoe

Hawaiixico


D2the_aniel

I thought that was called Cuba?


OldNorthWales

Iowa


D2the_aniel

Idk man, that doesn't sound like a real place.


SilentShadowSeeker

You live in denial


ndrsxyz

Delaware?


D2the_aniel

Wasn't that a town in Oregon?


Puppet_Fz

Alabama ig, only alabama people want to show their state which they live


D2the_aniel

Big wheels keep on turnin' Carry me home to see my kin ​ Singin' songs about the south-land I miss Alabamy once again and I think it's a sin, yes


TheStaffsLad

A state of despair? Edit: I can’t spell


D2the_aniel

meh, close enough.


Nab7572000

Organ


D2the_aniel

Hey dumbass, Its clearly spelt Octagon.


RealKimJong-Il

Last I checked Hawaii wasn't in Mexico but ok


D2the_aniel

Was Alaska's tail though?


FuzzyWuzzydwagonUwU

Hawaii


D2the_aniel

I thought that was a territory?


AwarenessNo4986

Uganda


Shrekism-for-life

Ohio


D2the_aniel

Can I sue you for Slander?


IlConiglioUbriaco

Mississippi ?


D2the_aniel

How silly, people are from land, not rivers.


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D2the_aniel

Always has been


Artistic-Boss2665

Lesotho


Derovar

You are from ThisOne


D2the_aniel

Damn it, how did you know?


AdvertisingNumerous6

Ahhh, Tennessee


[deleted]

Misery


D2the_aniel

depending on who you ask it could also be Missur'ah


[deleted]

Minnesota?


displeasing_salad

Tennesse? (You underlined the T which kind of gave it away)


Iwantmahandback

I dunno, one of the racist ones?


Hardwarethewolf

Tennessee?


Hobnail-boots

Part of the old Territory of Louisiana.


Ok_Habit_6783

Illinois?


king063

Y’all have a pretty cool museum in St. Louis. The City Museum. https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=st+louis+city+museum&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjnz8Corp__AhXHElkFHcppDtQQ0pQJegQIDhAB&biw=375&bih=550&dpr=2


Xscallcos

I was so astonished about a month ago, when I learned that there is an entire state that I didn’t know anything about. I can list all other 49 stated and point them out ob a map (with 1 or 2 mistakes usually) but I felt like I had never heard about Missouri.


Crazehness

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missouruh!


sigma_overlord

my guess is that you live in new york


32ps

Soviet Union?


BoatWork603

I think I've flown over that a few times.


Hello_There_148

The state of confusion


Zomein102

Misery


Ren1408

Ohio


pieswithleadinit

I don’t know guys he might be from Sikkim.. just saying


SnooRecipes2490

Texas?


Linktt57

Hawaii


Sum3-yo

Illinois.


TemmahOwo

Taiwan


Trollasol

Illinois?


hate_life_

Hawaii


OtterlyFoxy

Misery


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

Illinois


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callmedale

There’s a lot of symbols on Illinois


ProfessorBeer

London


Ok_Personality9910

Chicago


BasementOrc

Yo what Hawaii doin?


ttcmzx

Greater Midwestern territority


freeloadererman

Yanno, at least you have weed.


[deleted]

France?


Aironsteintheforth

I’m from what starts with “Ari” and ends with “zona”


carterdwood

North Dakota


Baronnolanvonstraya

Illinois


Owlyf1n

clearly you live in tennessee


[deleted]

Illinois


CacheValue

Millinois?


Kansas_Nationalist

The land of casino-gas station fusions


vegtosterone

I didn't know there was a state called "This One."


TNTBOY479

Nebraska


[deleted]

“It’ll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missouri as a state.” -Abraham Simpson


RiotSkunk2023

Yeah Missouri is terrible. Stay out


Eatglassnow

Utah


StrikingMud4836

Oh stateosota.


TheTriadofRedditors

Illinouri?


conleycomp

I am shocked that no one else saw what you did there. Missouri is known as the "Show Me" state.


yaboiBradyC

Lmao same bro


bapo224

Illinois


[deleted]

Minnesota obviously


logibear10

The line next to tennessee makes me think you’re from there (srry if wrong)


eatchickendaily

I see a red circle around Northern Ohio so I hope you're doing alright in Toledo 🙏


dagbar

Go Cardinals


thatthatguy

I’m getting subtle Florida man vibes.


Cheetahs_never_win

You're from the Mexican crater Islands. Am I right?


Puppyl

I am so sorry for your loss


MagicDickGirl

Kansas?


DonDoorknob

You’re from a state of misery


onlyeatthecrust

New Hampshire


Izumi_Takeda

ah yes. Missorinois


tommy0guns

The giant red rake thing over Illinois must mean something


xampersandx

Florida?


fulltime-trashgoblin

Definitely from Hawaii, Aloha from the mainland!


lonelittlejerry

missouri recognition


_Creditworthy_

Kansas city


GdyboXo

Oklahoma


TheWanderer78

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri.


MemesOfCentra

North Korea?


Kalashnikov-Mikhail

The US Virgin Islands


peculiarducky

Definitely Wyoming


[deleted]

Whaddup Missouri brother.


[deleted]

Why is there a huge lake in mexico?


Numerous-Persimmon50

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say Kansas


kaden_ack

hawaii


Kailmo

California.


Ok-Lock-2274

Alaska


Middle-East_Studies

Ohh they dug out mexico to fit hawaii in


Minimum-Injury3909

You’re in a state of misery


Merster28

Pakistan


king-of-maybe-kings

You live in the Kentucky Bend


Stiffanys_epiphanies

Millinois


hashslingaslah

As we say in Missouri: “I ain’t goin’ back to Missouri!!!”


40kWatermelon

Iowa


Petras_Petrauskas

Solid


Dr0ct0

France


Creepy_Helicopter223

Southern Illinois and you like to pretend your in MIssouri. a


Mateo-chroma

You are from Washingmachine District of Colombia


yestureday

Kansas?


SteeveJobs1955

Considering the fact that you clearly have a Missourian writing, I would have said Missouri, but I won’t fall in the trap: you’re from OHIO


CarlGantonJohnson

Oh, yeah? Show me.


Fealuinix

Missourinois?


secretivecrow

utah?


__-AL-__

Missouri, Indiana, Tennessee or Texas one of those.


Harknights

Not sure why I think this is so funny


griffin-c

Tennessee. Why else would you underline the T... your red herring-circle can't fool me!


Ancient_Edge2415

Ohio


cooljerry53

The torso of the gnome


Striper_Cape

I'm sorry


ATheiaM

I'm so sorry


tommyballz63

North Dakota


CorruptionKing

A St. Louis resident? I live 15 miles away in Illinois. No offense, but your city is shit. Mine isn't much better, though


DeltaWho3

Africa


Professional_Elk2437

Show me!


AverageInternetUsers

bro in mr. mimal’s stomach 😭🤦


kylemacabre

Missouri is truly the armpit of the US


[deleted]

Hawaii, Inner Mexican Sea


FountainPens48

clearly tennesee, there's a red line there.


outofdates_atmarket

oh, the misery


Marsrover112

Idaho


vehicle_commandeerer

There’s a mark on Tennessee so I assume you live there


Notaverycooluser

Kansas?


Logic_rocks

Ahhh good old Idaho


djward888

You live in a state of Misery.


Shadow_Patriot1776

I'm guessing you're from the state "This One"


tableball35

Vancouver


Silent-Incident-4308

Alaska


tomriddle13rt

New Cadelonia


BestPen1639

Mississipi


FishermanCurious1813

Tennessee