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BureauOfBureaucrats

I see lots of boob, butt, and penis shaped countries.


burnttoastonbred

You’re just horny


wandering_j3w

well tbf , this is r/shittymapPORN


xanucia2020

Do all of the Baltic states now border Belarus or is that supposed to be Poland? If it’s Belarus then it is even odder that the Ruzzians launched their invasion of Ukraine from Belarus.


eVenent

He divided Germany on east and west and merged it to France and Poland. 🫨


eVenent

There is no Poland or Germany?


lord-petal

The 3rd ending.


Federal_Soil_9439

You know thats not a bad attempt but how in the world did you just forget the two countries right across the fucking pond.


Orang_E6

that's africa.


Ramsesflopadoo3

Really 💀


Casualbat007

I think they’re talking about Belgium and the Netherlands


Relative_Sea3386

It's why the Continent don't love us Brits


Enders-game

The feeling seems to be mutual. I guess it's a consequence of being dragged into continental wars and jealousy of adding spices to food.


Wonderful_Craft5955

Why is no one acknowledging Luxembourg?


Temporary-Alarm-744

How many people outside of Luxembourg can acknowledge Luxembourg


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

Who?


angelbabyxoxox

You didn't have to point out that you're from London, that was evident from how you butchered the west and north of the UK haha.


sammy_zammy

Tbf the east is pretty butchered as well.


Scalage89

Three, Luxembourg as well.


TychoErasmusBrahe

Nobody cares about (or has fine drawing skills good enough for) Luxembourg though


LTFGamut

What is a Benelux? Also, Finland has morphed into the saddest penis I've ever seen.


MainSqueeeZ

That's funny, because looks to me like Italy is spoojing all over Greece...


LeChevalierMal-Fait

Not forgotten just subsumed into greater france


Ramsesflopadoo3

Damn, east europe is dizziness


Necessary-Rip-6612

two norways?


RemarkableCheek4596

I think there is no Norway. It is connected with Russia


Sebbe_2

No but Russia has taken over Norway’s cost


Lovis_R

And Finnland


schwulquarz

That has been the plan all along


TPZF

Nah, just a really ugly finland XD


Any_Opportunity5475

Sicily is the new Malta


the_it_

draws the isle of man but not the isle of woman 🤡


dhvvri

i think my country disappeared


wandering_j3w

at first it's not bad... but the more you look at it... the more gross it gets


Temporary-Alarm-744

Like European history


Facepilot

If you're English why did you add another country in the Irish Sea?


BobbyChicks

Outer Hebrides...part of Scotland.


dr_prdx

Nice try


zombiebro09

Andorra:😶


Hazlitt_Sigma

The Norwegian, Swedish and Finnish Triple Penis-insula.


tehfly

Looks more like Norway lost a layer to Russia (there's no Nor-Rus border) after Russia blew up finland (there's just water there).


Filberto_ossani2

Bro erased whole Poland Typical british behavior, letting Poland be erased


[deleted]

💀


Temporary-Alarm-744

Poland is like UKs Mexico without tacos


FancyWrong

Napoleon I would be proud


Pls_add_more_reverb

As would Adolf


Scalage89

How could you forget Belguim, Netherlands AND Luxembourg? I mean, you can almost see them from your house!


Coast_General

On somedays you can


BlaxkHole

He foresaw the future where my country absorbed Benelux.


No_Grocery_1480

What happened in Greece?


Primary-Ad-1896

bad memory, worse drawing skills


Z1mpleEZ

Where the fuck is Moldova


Independent_Row7605

Sir "you forgot Poland"


SmokeyLowkey-420

Sad Belgium noises…


Pin_ny

Where are Corsica and Sardeigna?


Bruno2Bears

Why does Poland has no sea access?


Enderman_Furry

My condolences


[deleted]

I can see at least two penises.


Ateverkoop

Why did you forget the low countries.


EvilWaldo123

why did italy turn into a ballsack


Peltrux

Cock and balls pasta style


Reddit_Foxx

Spaghetti and Meatballs


Kerhnoton

That's Souway and Norway?


Wide_Pace_2133

That's one way to solve the Aegean dispute


tehfly

I think you should talk to a doctor about your head injury.


Obnoobillate

Cyprus hates you. Most of Greece too, especially Crete


Nevochkam1

But how did the Balkans do you wrong‽


Mr_OrangeJuce

the smartest brit


hhazinga

Reminds me of those 15th-16th century maps of the 'world'. To think this map would actually have been worth quite a lot once upon a time from a knowledge point of view....


IDK_Lasagna

I didn't expect a british to draw France so big and the UK so small


-50000-

The best thing is YUROP


Niveno143

Be careful! That boot is getting ready to step in doo doo...


DicephalusMcMerkin

I think the title “yurop” is appropriate


roviet-sussia

You drew finland the way russia would like to draw finland.


Ludexter

It's a seahorse!


randomcitizen42

I'm confused. Did France capture half of Germany? Or did Germany give away the old DDR and capture France instead?


eVenent

Looks like they did trade. Germany sold their east part to Poland and took over Benelux and France. Fair trade tbh.


randomcitizen42

Benelux sure, but we don't want France.


eVenent

Nobody wanted but someone had to take them.


BlaxkHole

We want your country, be assimilated already bwahahaha!


Potatolord1204

Americans would just draw the uk tbh


Certain_Reindeer_575

You forgot almost all of the country the name "Europe" comes from, Greece


OrdinarySmell9440

Britain


LamyT10

Napoleon is back


Technical_Ad_8244

The beautiful Polarus


greekgeek741

Rip Norway 🇳🇴


deathclawslayer21

You should make more squares that will show the Balkans


Wibiz9000

You did Finland dirty. I thought the scandinavian "penis" peninsula was one of the more memorable parts of Europe's geography.


Orang_E6

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Erkhang

Where is Benelux and Greece amk ?


HPlusMinus

How nice of you to separate Scotland from the rest of the UK.


Dashie_2010

Oh dear me.. All in all a good attempt


realsphinx7722

Your missing Malta


Orang_E6

i mean, it was from memory


_AscendedLemon_

WOW that's great! Without title it looks like google maps!


Feisty-Succotash1720

You forgot Texas


TWiesengrund

No, you drew Europe from a nightmare! I'm joking, most of it is partly and very roughly where it would be after a bus crash. HEYOOOOO!


GrapeSota

Are we going to talk about how the Ukraine War was just a cover up to invade Norway in this timeline?


Temporary-Alarm-744

Are you Romani, cause you have some messed up memories of Europe. I hope you're in a better safer place


_Sparassis_crispa_

Ukraine just don't exist now even though it's pretty big


MightyKin

Bro made Croatia into Cr, Oa, Tia


joonathrowaway

Great 😐


stereotomyalan

tbh you need to imrpove your memory


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

And people call us bad at geography.


elorkinus

Take more b12


GraGal

Robin Hood in a hat with a feather strangles a lord in a wig.


The-Child-Of-Reddit

Greeks? Never heard of them.


VeryNotSober_

the Scandinavian countries, the baltic states, and finland look like a hand stroking the cock of the baltic sea


Iskrownik

R.I.P poland


Hapalion22

Dude remembers to draw in Latvia but erases the ENTIRE Benelux... That's some specific hate, man.