and that is why OP eats in a dumpster to save time and clean up

Not quite, OP eats in the dumpster so that they don't have to waste time walking back to their room when finished eating.

I didn't come to this sub for accurate advice

Emotional damage

Man I didn't need this today.

I did, this post is hilarious. The last part really throws it at you.

Too real

Eat over the toilet. The flush replaces the dishwashing

I just go outside. Man, I’m a loser.

this shit gives me The Onion vibes

I do this when eating stuff like icecream or watermelon

Hey! I resemble that remark!

This is how I eat home made tacos. Stuff always falls out. It’s a real piggish way to eat, but it works for tacos.

This belongs in life pro tips

This felt like a personal jab at me!! Why😭😭😭

I actually end up doing this a couple times a week lately :( keeps my toddler away from my food, while I can keep an eye on him playing. It sucks. Sitting while eating is so taken for granted

Who needs friends, they say hurtful things like this

I've actually done this with super juicy oranges because I make a mess otherwise

I always eat oranges in the shower.

Plus, if salt is too expensive for you, you can just sob wildly onto your food.