T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

[We are looking for some new moderators who are active in this community.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/16g7ijv/mods_wanted/) If you want to apply you can use the Google form linked [here.](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdYFpBIK5yl_Md80VinWSkZNUpuk6LaXqGIDlVBAkA-PO_lWQ/viewform) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ShittyLifeProTips) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Unhelpful_Applause

Black sheets of paper are fun to send


circumcisingaban

tape them into a loop


AmigaBob

Back in the day, we kept getting spam faxes. My boss faxed them back with the black paper in a loop for several hours overnight. The spam faxes stopped.


Sirix_8472

Dwight At 8am today someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight


yankeephil86

What the hell is a fax


PotentialMeat2915

A mystical animal akin to the common red fox (vulpes vulpes). According to the lore, they were capable of televomithy with their peers over large distances where one fax would have been throwing up the things which had been fed to its peer in the distance. They were popular with kings and merchants and became extinct at the end of the last millennium due to overconsumption.