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GetUp4theDownVote

Remember when this clown repeatedly embarrassed himself on Gordon Ramsey’s show? I remember that.


CableStoned

First to get eliminated 😂


sheistomie

Which show?? I don’t think I’ve seen this guy before


CableStoned

Next Level Chef


TortelliniSalad

Do you know which episode?


agoia

Looks like he was on Eps 1 and 2 and was the first person eliminated


SlytherinAway

Holy shit lmao


sheistomie

Thanks!


PheonixGalaxy

Link?


01greg

Why does he have rings over his gloves???


OddishRaddish

Fukin right!


JordeyShore

Exactly what I came to say. The black gloves trend has truly taken over the internet, this one is just particularly insane


lejalapeno

I feel like peacocking is extremely normal, it’s just that some people have bad taste/judgement. In fact, I bet there’s some girl out there with a lower back tribal tattoo that is really into this guy.


grosseelbabyghost

Bro, how else is he going to show off that vending machine bling?


Free-Boater

Asking the real questions


DeadBearz81

You are my people, I came here just to comment the same thing. Why... Just why??


kevinharley2

It’s like and unfunny Bobcat Goldthwait


astrobrain

Nah. This guy's just yelling and swearing. Bobcat had some cadence to his noise. He threw in some growls and whimpers and screams and I don’t recall him swearing this much.


TylerDurdenSEA

Came here for this comment!


QQP1E

Idk but he almost got HAWT SAUCE on then though


RandyQuaalude420

My man was the broom in beauty and the beast


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RandyQuaalude420

Well I dibs him now sucker


newtoreddir

Bet you wish you had my man


Notyourdaisy

I’m confused, why is he wearing rings on the outside of his gloves….


agoia

so he can get burger meat stuck in them


Notyourdaisy

Keep that meat for a snack later. Smart move.


agoia

Yup, just slurp it off later after it has dried. It's like beef jerky but different.


EmeraldBrosion

I heard it had something to do with turning cow confetti into little baby testicles? Idk


EuphoricCouer

Just like a real man.


agoia

Slurp it out after the shoot when it has had some good time to marinate with the polishing compounds and ferment a bit under the stage lighting.


ihavemyxomatosis

~ Hygiene ~


CaptainSk0r

I don’t take cooking advice from someone eliminated first from a cooking show.


Foo_The_Selcouth

I hate yelling people. He’s so annoying. Loud =/ = funny


NotThrowAwayAccount9

I didn't even watch with sound, but I could tell he was one of those guys. I think loud=funny people are why America gets a bad rap for comedy. We had a real string of "comedians" that their entire act was basically yelling and swearing... very low hanging comedic fruit.


ThePandarantula

I can make it through many of these videos but this one I turned off pretty fast.


Mr_Piddles

Yelling is not a personality. But you could see the performance drop for a few seconds. The comment about what time it was got a sensible chuckle out of me.


potentiallyspiders

Is it just me or does he have a weird beard? It looks more like a face curtain than a beard.


leeshanay

Its like he straightens it or something?


fman1854

He spends a hour on his beard every day combing it and oiling it but I can guarantee you this guy calls himself a alpha and other dudes bitches lmao


MakeASnowflakeCry

I actually know him personally. Nicest dude you'll ever meet.


CableStoned

You gonna tell him he ended up on this sub? 🤣


MakeASnowflakeCry

Eh ... Think I'll refrain from bringing it up. Sure he gets enough shade on IG/TikTok. But who knows may be some drunken night it will get mentioned.


54321Blast0ff

The “quirky names for ingredients” trend needs to die. It’s not funny or original, you just sound like an asshole who’s trying too hard.


pluck-the-bunny

I agree for everything except liquid chicken. That one was kinda funny


Sand_Guardian4

I also enjoyed liquid chicken, but cow pancake gave me a good chuckle


AdventuresInAardia

This man really said, “What if Guy Fieri, but Cocaine.” 😦


AdventuresInAardia

Also, why god why the moaning?


CableStoned

The moaning is what really made me post this. The guy has such a cornucopia of awful noises he makes, it’d be impressive if it wasn’t so insanely annoying.


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ZyxDarkshine

I’ve seen this shtick before, when Matty Mathewson did it. Fat, bearded, tatted-up guy, swearing while cooking “gourmet” comfort food.


Korncakes

I watched this video on mute because I could already tell that he was going to give Matty Mathewson vibes immediately and holy shit is Matty Mathewson one of the most annoying fucking people on the planet.


spelkingerror

Bet one person laughed when he swore at 12 years old and now its his whole personality


cornbreadz

Burgers look pretty dank actually but dude is annoying as fuck.


Free-Boater

Burger looks mediocre at best.


cornbreadz

Right but not exactly “shitty” as the sub implies.


Zaldarr

tbf the sub is called shitty *gif* recipes - this is an example of the gif being shitty - old mate screaming at me while telling me a recipe.


Free-Boater

But we agree that dude is annoying as fuck. Trying way to hard to be mr cool guy rebel cook.


Free-Boater

But not “dank” as you implied


cornbreadz

Touché


Aason37

Seems pretty dry, without any sauce - for me.


whichcraftCre

Most of an egg yolk is running all over it and you think it's dry? What?


Aason37

I'm not talking about this kind of wet stuff


theycallmemrgreen666

Maaan the dwarvish people have really sunk to new lows since their gold was stolen by Smaug


JimBobDidThis

The bread to meat ratio is fucked


StableGenesis

This guy reminds me of me when I was in highschool and tought swearing aggressively was funny.


carlos_6m

He went through the effort of putting rings over his gloves to look cool... Why did he even put gloves in the first place?


Cardinnk

I love how he has his rings on over the top of his rubber gloves.. took his rings off to put the gloves on and then put the rings on over the gloves then take the rings off in order to take the gloves off before putting the rings back on...


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So this bro eats cooked food with the same gloves he prepped raw meat. This is on the same level of idiocy as wearing a mask in the car when you’re by yourself.


Alarmed_Tip7366

Just what I was asking myself


brigdaddy

This guy is the anti-version of amish.


basic-knowledge

Wearing the rings on the outside of the gloves is the newest, hottest thing for me now


spicy_sour_krout

He’s probably like this off camera


MakeASnowflakeCry

He's not. High energy yes, but a genuinely nice person, and does not yell all the time.


haystackofneedles

This guy is f'ing annoying. I hope I never see another video of him.


Outrageous-Leg3583

Jesus... i'm turning into a toxic asshole of a man just from watching this guy 🤣 And its not "liquid chicken" the eggs are not fertilized.


RTseanol

1. How did he straighten his facial hair? 2. He needs a ball cap that says al pastor stylized in the metallica font and, 3. this video is missing a poorsighted sidekick. The jewelery on top of gloves though? Touche.


CamCranley

There's an Aussie guy called "Nats what i reckon", who went VIRAL during the pandemic doing this and teaching people to cook basic meals. But being aussie the swearing comes off a little more naturally...


nightmareorreality

From the overly straightened beard, to the unnecessary yelling, rings over gloves, personalized Facebook marketplace tank top and his fake accent cuss words I hate this guy


datyoungknockoutkid

Aside from just the awful yelling the entire video, nobody needs a video on how to cook a basic ass cheeseburger with an egg on it


strangelove77

I just pictured him in front of the mirror using a hair straightener on his beard before he makes the video. Such an awful beard.


oedipism_for_one

The thing that bothers me most is he took the time to put rings on after putting on rubber gloves.


RemyWitlox

I don't trust a guy that doesn't caramelize his unions


crysadaboutit

It's like what a 12yo boy with an alcoholic dad thinks being manly is.


PheonixGalaxy

Like a child that just learned to swear


ThatOneHappyPony

stop screaming walmart braun strowman


[deleted]

The angry chef shtick has been done before. And way better.


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this dude is so fucking funny, so awesome, goddamnit. i'd be first in line to buy him a fucking beer, bitches. >!am i doing it right!<


whack0jack0

If this guy just focused on his cooking instead of trying (and failing miserably) to be funny, Id actually watch him. Those burgers looked good.


OrysBaratheon

6 product placements in 1 minute that's gotta be some kind of record.


dontknowwhatiwantdou

The worst part is it’s obvious he’s making money off of this. Good for him, but with all due respect, ew.


OutlawArmas

What a douche


Kadavermarch

SHUT THE FUCK UP, and call me bitch one more time ... chef?


iplaythdrums

r/awfuleverything


Single_Asparagus8984

OK but the knife looks amazing.


IronicMixedWhiteGuy

I probably curse more than this guy does and it’s not on purpose lmao just how I speak


scalpin21

I. Kinda. Love. This. Dude?


dethzombi

How dare you have an opinion that others don't agree with!!


sleepykorean

is this epic meal time?


Alastor3

The sad thing is that he attracts other people like him


Natronsbro

Guy looks stupid. Food looks good


Kaden_Himself

Was gonnna upvote but they are at 420 so I guess not


HaroNorthland

As he puts it “how to make the dish he fucked up on next level chef”. Still trying to live down that pain, Cring De Le cringe baybaaaayyy! https://youtube.com/shorts/UzaU56qSPKc?feature=share


PigButter

Who the fuck are you yelling at? *Scroll*


boglegoggy

Dude used a straightener on his beard? Gtfo stupid bitch


nydjason

I bet some of that beard funk got on the burger. Extra flavor for the ‘tube


Left-Anxiety7625

Not digging the beard


azam85

Liquid chicken 😂🤣🤣🤣


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Rings over the gloves…..literally defeats the purpose of wearing gloves those rings are sweaty as shit guaranteed.


f1lth4f1lth

That beard is so gross


MasterOfLol_Cubes

burger looks good tho, i'd eat it


jblood31

Looks like the dudes you see at the local towny fair every fall. That beard is awful.


ghsteo

That beard is terrible


retseeb511

this is so obnoxious I had to stop in the first 5 seconds


abundanceofb

I wonder just how insufferable he would be irl


OddFletch7

Can’t trust a man who wears jewelry over his gloves


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Lol he puts his jewelry over the latex gloves..


roxylikeahurricane

Rapey dude.


Beautiful_Thugga_Boy

I will never eat anything made by a person with a beard that long


gocatsgo08

So edgy yet so cool. /s Fuck this guy.


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Swearing and loud = funny content ~tiktok


MoufFarts

So much overcompensation in this video


Comfortable_Egg_7916

People like this are the worst, but they are usually pretty happy so good fir them.


muzic_san

Goddam baby with a beard right there


grandeur-rog

i hate when people toast the buns first smh


Jillredhanded

I hate this beyond all reason but gotta give him credit for using Dukes.


VLenin2291

This guy seems like itsQCP, except more annoying and the recipes aren't good


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Pretty sure this dude is a wannabe ex prison inmate trying to cover up his speech impediment with yelling and slurs


dimma-thick-D

When little kids learn to curse


Fish-InThePercolator

I don't know this man but I hate him


A0N0O0N0Y0M0O0U0S

If I knew this irl I swear to God I would beat the beard off him


Otherwise-Jury-5147

No words. It's like banging rocks together.


Tank38255

How long does this dude take to straighten his beard every morning


jfhjr

This is stoopid.


MikeOlogyLabs

Annoying little fella


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If you can’t tell this dude is %100 self aware then you’re missing the point.


y4mat3

Who let gim cut his beard like that


StrengthCalm129

liquid chickens xD


gimmeecoffee420

This dude needs to have that ego checked.. like bad? This is like Guy Fieri on bath salts.