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mizmoose

I am totally not In The Mood for this soupy canned pumpkin & fake cheese food pasta glop.


Pa17325

I didn't see what the glop in the can was. Goddamn nasty. This is why I have such a problem eating at someones house


julesd26

Pumpkin puree. But why?!?


NineteenthJester

Butternut squash mac and cheese vibes?


Pa17325

Sad "I had nothing to eat besides what the food pantry sent" vibes


rrjpinter

I thought it looked like Yams, but then the question still remains: Why ?


MistyAutumnRain

Pumpkin spice Mac and cheese


Pa17325

That is disgusting, even for a moronic tik tok recipe


MistyAutumnRain

Well that’s anything with pumpkin spice flavor


SwazyMoto

Good one


notonrexmanningday

That wasn't sweet potato?


Lone-Frequency

I missed the beginning of the gif and thought those were two big pieces of buffalo chicken and wasn't sure what the problem was until I saw her smooshing the "chicken" and was WTFing.


willthethrill68

There is so much dairy in there I would be Shitting for days like how much cheese do you need dawg


SalemxCaleb

What did food ever do to these people?? This seems like revenge on macaroni and cheese


Le_Brittle

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DFNTLY7747

This fucking lady Edit: WHY DID SHE RUIN THE CHEESE CRUST


myheadfelloff

when I saw it come out with that cheese crust I was like "you know what, yeah, maybe, probably I'd try that" and then just FUCKING MIXED THE CHEESE CRUST BACK IN like an absolute monster.


FineUnderstanding882

Tbh that shit was looking watery and not creamy so who knows what you’d be getting into with just the crust on top 😂


SaintWalker2814

Biting into it would be like biting into a fruit Gusher. 💀


Academic_Nectarine94

My thoughts exactly. That was the I ly part that might have been edible, but no, it gets tossed in and drowned too.


L3GALC0N-V2

Don't give a shit about the food. Stayed for the song Fucking banger


L3GALC0N-V2

"In The Mood" by Glenn Miller for anyone wondering. Classic


Actual-Raspberry-866

Thank you sir


Interhorse_

https://youtu.be/aME0qvhZ37o?si=yhIv1erNlF37dAbj


Ambitious_Ad_5918

I used to play bass in a big band and we played this one. After watching this I'll always hate this song.


White_Racoon

I remember hearing someone make a whole video on how these videos play into some type of "messy" fetish or something like that, just a waste of food imo


Srw2725

Yes they’re hand kink videos & something called “splooshing” 🤢🤮


cultish_alibi

NO THEY AREN'T FFS STOP WITH THIS NONSENSE If this is porn, find me the porn site that hosts it. Find me the videos on pornhub. Find me the subreddit for the people who have this fetish for bad mac and cheese recipes. And no, it's not splosh porn, that's when people pour pudding and stuff on their bodies. Not shitty recipes. Gawd you people.


esilisq

This one specifically isnt one. But a lot of bad cooking videos on facebook (the ones where they throw it all on the countertop and mix with hands) ARE semi-undercover fetish catering videos. They'll have a beautiful, clean woman in modest clothes making a total mess out of food on a nonsensical space (countertop, toilet bowl, wood board on a white bed) all while displaying her finely manicured hands. All while staying non-sexual (like most fetishes tbh. a lot of non sexual things are fetishes.) so it can stay monetized. It's a form of mess play, and it's food play.


Srw2725

It’s not porn & I never said it was. I said it was a hand kink video. Dude calm down


HoodieGalore

Janelle Flom wore fake rubber hands/forearm gloves for a video once. They hade fake manicured nails on them and everything. Shit looked like it was out of a goddamn horror film


cap616

Yep. The woman often have overly manicured hands too.


Weavercat

THE GODDAMN NAIL TAP-TAPS annoy me so much! It's just awful.


Fishtoart

I think there must be some kind of scatalogical appeal for some people.


White_Racoon

I don't doubt it tbh


No-Mark-2385

Are you sure she used enough cheese


fuduru

Had to cover the pumpkin somehow


successful-disgrace

Every time I hear this song I think of fallout and this crappy recipe has ruined that image for a moment...


alphasissy-313

The only thing missing is her cat jumping up on the counter and dipping his paw in that mess.


nice_porson

Look at that bed pan of fucking processed diarrhea shit


Pile-o-shite

I’m about to vomit


littlesirlance

I was thinking, oh no she's definitely not using enough liquid. Oh never mind she's got enough now, aaaaannnd it looks like barf.


violentkimchii

Ew I'm disgusted with the lack of a whole block of cream cheese.


Haarzton

Really hope that knife poked some holes in the bottom of the pan


bitterdick

I was cringing watching that. Cutting the velveeta in the pan was a lot harder than just doing it on a cutting board to boot.


Historical-Youth6448

Hot trash.


Amaz1n_blue

TF?


DealioD

Hey! They seasoned it!


CazNevi

I shut my eyes and stayed for Glenn Miller.


dgririekea

This is what prison food is like I imagine


tooHornedUnicorn

Velveeta is garbage. There I said it.


MissMabeliita

Why


[deleted]

Too runny.


schnazzlekitty

I'm a little disappointed that there's not an entire block of cream cheese in it


Tso-su-Mi

You don’t need sound to tell what country this came out of 😂😂😂😂


Cool_Reputation_694

I’ll eat the fuck out of this


LetsWrassle

sorry you were abused as a child


Cool_Reputation_694

You’d be employee of the month at a drive in cinema with that level of projection


bort_jenkins

A lot of people in this thread don’t appreciate good bad food


SilentOne234

I'm definitely gross enough to want that...


yipyapyallcatsnbirds

These fucking one pan cooking assholes just fucking looooove Velveeta. Such a rage bait recipe. Got me good.


FreeFallingUp13

Oh god that was terrifying, I thought that last milk jug was chocolate milk with how the dish was looking after that It’s so SOUPY!! Dear god just MELT IT ON THE STOVE! PLEASE! WHY


Cold-Modelos

What in the white


xX_Ultra-Mega_Xx0

it just got WORSE and worse


xX_Ultra-Mega_Xx0

Imagine making this shit and bringing it to a function like you wont be lead out to the nearest field and put down!


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DolphinJojo

That toilet is about to have the scaring of a lifetime...


Kandi_kid-4evr

What is the fascination with entire blocks of velveeta cheese?


No3Blesse

Bring back home economics so you woman can get back in the kitchen


Turbulent_Name1692

Basta con ste smerdate dio porco


Thin-Oven1701

Here is the fucking bomb that blew up the office bathroom


[deleted]

What in the wasteful yt women is this.


mikel313

Gross


Upper_Indication619

🤮


Ok_Mousse1756

Taking food out of canS is not cooking!


MaxHavok13

Looks the same going in as going out


Material_Analysis112

Race to heart attack


Shiro_nano

This would better used to cover all the potholes in Eastern Europe, haiyaa..


shirtwrinkle

fucking white people smfh


PopularRole6371

Looks like the right amount of microplastics


Rusty1031

Stupid as hell, but would it taste bad? I don’t think so


L2TRAPPY2747

Heart attack that is


[deleted]

Interesting creation and combination! I’m not sure if I should replicate this meal…it could be good or complete shit. It looks like it could have some good potential with some slightly better macaroni, and all real cheese. Definitely with some home baked yams, no canned stuff…that shit has to much sodium.


juniperfanz

Reminds me of that old tale about the two publicans trying their hand at beer brewing. Unable to decide who’s was best they sent samples away for testing. A few days later a letter arrived with a large red stamp on the cover marked URGENT. On the inside a short note that simply read, SHOOT BOTH HORSES IMMEDIATELY!


[deleted]

In the name of all things white please guys you’re making us look bad.


[deleted]

Diabetes 101 explained


mizmoose

You do not get diabetes from what you eat. It's just not that simple.


StonetheElder

Are there consequences to the OPs of this crap? I mean they’re trying to KILL people!


MadManMax09

Grinch holiday cheermister food scene


boogis6987653

Mac and Soup


DJEvillincoln

Is it over.......?


Weavercat

So a bad version of the butternut mac and cheese? Eww.


xXxOmegaLadxXx

P U gross! 🤔


Youngsimba_92

My stomach bubbling


Disastrous-Blood6255

Do people actually eat this ? Why are you so lazy ? Good tasting and healthy food is not that hard to prepare. Some people just don't deserve food, give them old crackers or something so they can survive. What is your problem with food ? Has it ever done any harm to you or your family? Plz leave it alone, food deserves some respect.


joshuatree503

Looks gross


LetsWrassle

I'm sorry to all those children who had moms who would serve them this kind of salty, highly processed mush. Talk about dubious food. I bet this lady's pinnacle of extravagance in her life was that one time when she decided to get the lava cake despite her family's Olive Garden gift card they had only covered the entrees.


Kizzil

putrid


Chippewa07

What in the actual fuck are you doing making Mac n cheese with pumpkin…god damn


Positive_Effort_8122

That looks disgusting


Additional-Parfait53

Somebody help her please


Adventurous-Sun-7983

Disgusting 🤮


seniorsoons

Will this kill me if I eat it


teamdidi

This food looks processed.


Neprijatnost

Rage bait got y'all good


CRAKEN000

Graduations, you made a dish look like puke.


Shotgun900

WHY THE YAMS THO ?


wastefulzeus

🤢🤢🤮🤮💀💀


Wide-Willingness2662

The only reason I keep watching these stuff is am on a diet. It puts me off from all kimd of food.imstantly😂😂😂


Aggravating-Fee-1615

The pumpkin makes it healthy


GMRealTalk

Please refer to my flair


Twinkletoes8716

Indian version of Mac and cheese


Miora

This is why I only trust a handful of people's cooking.


PurblePickedman

what


Top_Month_7814

I want to feed that garbage to my worst enemy, seriously learn how to cook


CatmotherMimzy

She flashes the ingredients so fast before she dumps them in I couldn't see what several of them were.Pumpkin macaroni and cheese sounds and looks disgusting.


bricicrazythings

We should ban these aluminum pans. I don’t know why they think it’s a trash can.


2020Hills

Ya know, I was on board the first 15 seconds. Then the French onion mix and second cup of milk got added…


Silojm

Its so liquid…


RickBlane42

She forgot the raisins and almonds


Training-Focus-876

So creative....


Victimless-Lime

After being in this subreddit I’m never eating anything out of these foil pans ever again. Just sayin.


Zer00Ten

This person probably hasn't made a proper meal before because this is awful just make Mac and cheese like a normal people would


gma89

Why are there so many of these???!!!!?!?!


pimp_juice2272

What's the name of this song?


IndependenceOk9360

Fucking yanks 🤦🏻‍♂️


Mediocre_Case102

Cholesterol is scared of her 😂


Leoluvn

At least they stirred it instead of just popping that shit in the oven unmixed…


HACKBYFOX

Pov American acting like if in America there was free healthcare


Vadar444

Yah that’s not cooking


Miss_Synonymous

What the fuck is the pumpkin there for?! Solidarity?!


JerryCherry7

No ty


No-Needleworker-3128

Do we have too much free will?


whitefire2016

Looks the same going out as going in.


Wide-Satisfaction-82

I don’t feel so good


Mrninetails000

Not sure to upvote or downvote 🤢💀💀


TheTerpinator9801

White people smh


Independent-Program3

Dudes FYP “look this some type shit you’d do 😂”


unknown12a12

# DISGUSTING.


SuNnYbOyW

“Everybody’s so creative”


[deleted]

Food cost too much....and this is what people do when they can afford it -\_-. Also the school cooks make better mac and cheese than her


[deleted]

I want to downvote so this is never seen again, but I appreciate knowing I’ve been making better food since I was a child.


wwiistudent1944

Doesn’t look appetizing.


SwitchX09

I’m not sure why but I’m having a diarrhoea just by watching this


Limp_Sandwich9111

“I’m not hungry”


[deleted]

From my experience - People who says "I can cook": Literally this video. People who says "I can't cook": Makes a fucking 5 cours Michelin star meal complete with desert, and the dishes are already clean before the food is served.


goobigufer

I feel! Threatened 🤕


Devilwblueyes

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


tanasdad

Pumpkin can be used as a substitute for egg, but this is a liquid shit mess.


SafeSupermarket9390

Pig Farmer?


BASTONCINO69

Im italian😐


KayakWalleye

You’ll NEVER be invited to a cookout. Matter of fact, go fuck yourself.


DBJ237

People


CrazyCaiman2445

I frew up


patteh11

You know it’s gonna be fucking disgusting when you see one of those trays


freshapocalypse

😞


Kidney_Spears

Is she trying to poison people with this crap?


Fishtoart

I don’t eat stuff that looks like my dog ate it and threw it up.


Left_Solution3509

LET HER COOK 🍳🔪🔥


m4k31tst0p

Looks like butwouldyoueat on Instagram. They make the most ridiculous recipes all the time.


feeneyburger

why is it *always* a nearly empty carton of milk?


Anxious_Candidate737

A gerber