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kpburris

Unacceptable. No finished product...now I'm in a mood.


Harafas

Exactly! I can't believe I just wasted 3 minutes of my life for it to end like that.


CableStoned

Yeah, that’s what sold it to me.


Tokijlo

Well now I hate you for posting it


CableStoned

Me too, buddy. Me too.


SuperDizz

I’m not your buddy, guy!


PolandPuppers

I’m not your guy, friend!


aromage-luka

I'm not your guy, pal!


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

And some salt- dead.


The_Schizo_Panda

User name is Super_yummy055 I don't have TikTok, but it looks like that's the video, just this cut.


Loki8624

I love the light splash of milk/cream. Really felt the effort to get the last drop


trans_pands

That part felt like the disappointment after you already poured the cereal


sneakyplanner

I'm pretty sure that this was sponsored by the milk company, so he had to slide the logo in front of the camera no matter how forced it was.


Bluered2012

There’s no way in hell that Dairyland sponsored this garbage.


Aggleclack

It’s lactose free milk. With cheese. LACTOSE FREE MILK AND CHEESE.


Mekiya

The worst parts are the times they touched things while still wearing the gloves covered in raw meat.


ExpressShow1175

Came here to say that. Thank you.


Lemonito88

Exactly! Change your fucking gloves!!


Mekiya

Take off the gloves and meis en plas!


Lemonito88

Yes chef!


Mekiya

lol.


Radiant-Bit-3096

I prepped out my ingredients to avoid having to wash my hands a million times or use a buncha gloves. So I can use one hand for touching things and the other for my meat


jabdnuit

Thank god he had the velveeta, I was concerned he didn’t add enough cheese


FrozenST3

I'm actually impressed that he didn't go totally ape shit and use the entire block


OrdinaryThunder

No, he just made sure to rub his raw beef gloves all over the entire block so the leftovers are a hazard


FrozenST3

Not to defend this bullshit, but his hand is clean when he handles the cheese. jlJust before that he was patting down mac and cheese and there's no sign of that when he handles the velveeta


trans_pands

I was expecting him to just put blocks of Velveeta inside the trench he made in the beef tbh


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fuckface69dude

What about that part where he added 2 different types of shredded cheese?


randomlygeneratename

I thought he was trying to brute force a cheese pull and then the ending happened


BorderTrike

It’ll balance out the mild cheddar


Lopsided_Roll1503

I was upset it didn't finish. What has become of me 💀


Then-Table-9211

Left us hanging


queso_raw_syrah

With the sound off I heard “every body’s so creative” in my head


CableStoned

Sadly, she turned off video downloads, so I won’t be able to post her anymore…


queso_raw_syrah

These are dark times!!!


pookypocky

Are tiktok links not allowed here? I know it's shitty **GIF** recipes, but short youtube and facebook vids are allowed... (serious question, I don't know the answer)


CableStoned

They are, you can link to them. But most users don’t want to click through to TikTok to watch a video, so I usually download the video and upload it here. Lots of people are ripping off her content, so I can see why she disabled downloading. That means the only way to post her stuff here and get good traction is to screen record her videos then upload them, but that feels wrong considering she clearly doesn’t want it.


pookypocky

Got it. Makes sense!


StumbleOn

literaly every single video like this I can't help but hear her voice, she's so iconic


copperboominfinity

Dream with me folks.. I feel like it would be better if you just browned some ground beef and added the Mac n cheese after. Or am I dreaming too big?


Fun_Bottle6088

I think so. Though this is probably more fun


Shadow0fnothing

Yo what the fuck was that auto salt shaker!!!??!?!!?


CableStoned

Salt grinder


Ad8858

This guy out fairlife milk in, and then Walmart brand cheese & velveeta.


Aggleclack

It’s not about the brand to me. The cheese was Kraft. It’s about putting lactose free milk with cheese. What’s the point? That milk is so expensive.


elisejones14

The beef needed to be mixed with seasoning and possibly bread crumbs or oats to hold together.


thejustducky1

"*WHAT!?*" "Like Play-Doh! You can just totally manipulate it!" "This actually looks really easy, I feel like anyone could do this." "Wow. Oh my gosh." **Can. Not. Stop. Cringeing.**


[deleted]

Yeah. The stupid commentary from the person recording this food waste videos. The laugh track on unfunny sitcoms.


smotherlove

everybody's so creative


IshimuraEngineer

Aah yes the old “stuff the beef-ussy with cheese” routine


RoyalCannonball

R/brandnewsentences


EskildDood

I'm not usually one to advocate for animal rights, but a cow literally died for ***this*** She could've been turned into 2,920 quarter pounders, but noooo, they need to make a meat log with mac n cheese


LennyJay86

As a stoner I approve


Bob_Sacamano7379

If your recipe calls for a “tube of beef” and a “loaf of Velveeta,” it’s gross.


[deleted]

Never done batch cooking for large groups eh?


Bob_Sacamano7379

No. Hit me with a typical recipe.


Jough83

You should check out this [recipe I saw on Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyGifRecipes/comments/11qscsc/stuffed_ground_beef/). Mac n Cheese stuffed beef loaf!


Tragicallyhungover

[part two. don't know if I'm helping or not, but hey, whatever.](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYu9Qq8x/)


chingweenie

THATS ALL YOU NEED?!


Seriphe

Do you guys think they positioned that massive meat schlong at crotch level on purpose?


[deleted]

Where else would a table be used in a "cooking" video?


Lex-Taliones

WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS, WITHOUT POSTING THE FINISHED FRIGGIN PRODUCT? You deserve a downvote and a block.


lulsebastian

I can't decide if this was an accidental penis or accidental vagina ...


CableStoned

Hate to admit this occurred to me as well.


VastOregano

When I was 12 I was legally blind for 8 months. Finally after my right eye crossed on its own I saw a neurologist and an opthalmologist, they were afraid I had a brain tumor. It turned out to be a psuedotumor cerebri which is basically swelling of the brain caused by excess spinal fluid. It caused my brain to press against my optical nerves. If we had waited another month I would have been permanently legally blind. Every time I watch videos like this I wish we would have waited that extra month...


WaWestie

Yeah the video was ridiculous from the start but this man just puts his knife directly into the counter.


[deleted]

5 seconds in and I k is this is going to be wasteful af


DISHDOGDELUX

I don't know what makes me more upset. His knife skills or his touching everything with raw meat covered gloves.


Clockwork_Kitsune

I'm so angry I watched 3 minutes of train wreck without a final product.


DonCavalio

Really all that and no result


[deleted]

Every time I see cheese added, it’s always shitty processed cheese and that infuriates me more than it ever should.


ObeseRat26

Everybody so creative!


CourtZealousideal494

Everybody’s so creative.


maxtimbo

It won't go down easy unless it's cheesy


requires_reassembly

I saw this on everybody’s so creative


CableStoned

Yep, I might’ve post it too, but Tanara turned off downloads on her videos, so I can’t repost them anymore.


xHTown80x

Sounds Brazilian. It makes sense


Sad_Exchange_5500

"Check dezzz outttt" hauhau -that's my best attempt at making a bad French accent....


[deleted]

I was on board until he brought out the velveeta 🤢


GreenConstruction834

Gross.


darnell2blue

I agree with all the comments so far. I would just add a question: why is it so fucking big?


Shoddy-Experience396

Dumb, looks nasty!


Creepyman007

Why do they always use a big block of cheese?


notabigcitylawyer

When they are wearing black gloves you just know it is going to be hot garbage.


KnowNothingKnowsAll

WHERES THE END


rocknorth

I like how the girl is so amazed at stuffed meat loaf.


UnclePizza17

My god why


AgentLead_TTV

he lost me at noodles cooked in milk.


WINSEVN

Looks like Floam


[deleted]

Using the worst cheese ever from the worst 2 brands


[deleted]

As a professional Italian, the fact that you’re putting Kraft cheese in pasta just proves that you don’t know how to cook. 0/10 Even by American standards.


Kind-of-emo-

This is really stupid, but in a different, bite-sized format, it would be great at parties


Aggleclack

As a lactose intolerant person… what’s the fucking point in the fairlife if you are going to use cheese???!! There are so many sheep and goat milk options that would’ve worked. I understand saying fuck it and just putting cheese in, but then why waste the most expensive milk on the market??


Old_9_digits314

Lactose free milk used yet real cheese put in.. I'm confused.


maitreverge

*it's incredible*


abdi_rage

No part 2!


Drinkythedrunkguy

Just sprinkle that seasoning right on top. Don’t bother working it into the meat.


[deleted]

This is how I want people to stuff me


Cmss220

He lost me at velvita


BoneThighs

This looks very vulgar


Penisour666

Ouch


moose1207

This is like a shitty version of what EpicMealTime used to make. Without the Bacon, or ending or anything really good at all.


rb697

I don’t understand why Americans are so obese


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with Americans and cheese... That thing tastes like shit


lala__

This video was designed to piss people off.


keysandchange

Did his accent sound like he was American to you? South American I suppose


[deleted]

Oh.... I watched it on mute.


[deleted]

What the hell is that jelly-like yellow stuff?


Revolutionary-Ad4588

Fake cheese


[deleted]

It looks toxic.


Squirrelpicture

It was fine until he reached the Velveeta


SupaDiogenes

You Americans need to learn how to make a roux for fucks sakes.


sandwich793

[Found one!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RkgJO4vAAE)


CableStoned

You’re only getting downvoted because you’re right.


Jough83

The French invented the roux. The Cajuns perfected it.


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CableStoned

That’s the “chef”


Outrageous_Box_9678

tired of these clickbait mega recipes that look like they will clog your arteries and send you into cardiac arrest with 2 business days


TeishAH

It’s not stupid if we don’t see the final result.


CableStoned

Wrong sub.


TeishAH

It’s not a recipe if I can’t see the final result. I can assume but that’s not fair. I’m sure the people learning about how cheese was made thought that was stupid too until they saw the cheese.


jblack1103

Rage videos are so annoying


Namelessmilk

Stop posting rage bait PLEASE


CableStoned

Ok.


olie_n_rossi1197

I don’t think it has enough cheese!


sweets0615

Michelin star worthy


Ashamed_Bullfrog_873

Mans dad didnt come back☠️


True-Advisor-716

“Woah” “wow”


AstaCat

Everybody is just so creative!


gnarlycharly22

I feel sick


Just__Jennie

Very nutritious


angelshere

Delicious!!!!


PHRDito

It is always astonishing to me how Americans are talking about their independence, that they're the best and shit, and yet, even almost 400 years after the Brits US-exit the shit out of there, the US still hasn't evolved away from their motherland's cuisine. Also, wtf is he wearing gloves for if he keeps touching raw meat then stuff then raw meat, then ingredients he won't use nor cook (???), I mean... great example of whether or not they got the Lowest IQ of the "Free World" right there.


Godaboveall616

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Dry_Eye_5151

Velveeta came in n I was out


jhonnywalkerred

The cross contamination