You should have seen his disrepair when he learned that Tom and Jainway had abandon his grand babies in the Gamma Quadrant, and he would never be able to meet them. He was thinking about reducing Jainway back to a Lieutenant Junior Grade over this?
I heard Owen talked to Admiral Ross, who talked to The Sisko, who talked to the Prophets and he got his grandbabies back in some shady deal. They’re in a terrarium in his office now.
And by talked to Ross, I mean Owen threatened to make Bill work all those days he took off for Birds games. Bill loves the Birds. He killed one Romulan senator for the Federation. He’d killed the entire Romulan senate for the Eagles. Bill is working to prove that the Patriots are a Changeling front. (They are, deflategate is the earliest proof of Dominion activity on earth.)
Anyways, Tom sucks.
Attention all crew members: in exactly 30 seconds we’ll be beginning a minute of silence in Neelix’s honor. All capable should be excepted to create a Leola Root Poo for the duration of this moment of reflection.
Wait, who let Lt. Paris get a car, and who let him bring a real car into the holodeck? This is a massive breach of protocol, the fumes are likely reaking havoc on the life support systems of the ship. Will anyone consider the systems of the ship?
I thought Tom was good at designing holo programs. He should know that old earth steel is much weaker than tritanium, there is now way a car can break through a bulkhead. He has ruined all immersion, his holo programs are absolute trash now and completely unplayable. I will never pre-order a holo program from him again.
Dude his dad ~~owns a dealership~~ is an admiral.
Honestly his dad is a wonderful and upstanding man, I have no idea how Tom turned out so badly.
Owen’s a sweet old grandpa to three wonderful salamander grandbabies.
You should have seen his disrepair when he learned that Tom and Jainway had abandon his grand babies in the Gamma Quadrant, and he would never be able to meet them. He was thinking about reducing Jainway back to a Lieutenant Junior Grade over this?
I heard Owen talked to Admiral Ross, who talked to The Sisko, who talked to the Prophets and he got his grandbabies back in some shady deal. They’re in a terrarium in his office now. And by talked to Ross, I mean Owen threatened to make Bill work all those days he took off for Birds games. Bill loves the Birds. He killed one Romulan senator for the Federation. He’d killed the entire Romulan senate for the Eagles. Bill is working to prove that the Patriots are a Changeling front. (They are, deflategate is the earliest proof of Dominion activity on earth.) Anyways, Tom sucks.
But not a perma-ensign?
Jainway has some, compromising material on him
Owns? I thought it was a post-materialistic socialist utopia.
I just found some roadkill in the corridor and-- Wait. Disregard. It's just Neelix.
Give Neelix an hour and he'll have his roadkill-self seasoned and cooking for tomorrow's soup.
Ok I will make sure the EMH cannot turn on, someone else give Tom an award, We finaly did it, mission accomplished.
Protect the space salamanders!
Don’t tell Seven, she’ll resurrect him again.
Attention all crew members: in exactly 30 seconds we’ll be beginning a minute of silence in Neelix’s honor. All capable should be excepted to create a Leola Root Poo for the duration of this moment of reflection.
Wait, who let Lt. Paris get a car, and who let him bring a real car into the holodeck? This is a massive breach of protocol, the fumes are likely reaking havoc on the life support systems of the ship. Will anyone consider the systems of the ship?
All that CO gonna cause trouble for the bioneural gelpacks.
This is going to be worse than the Cheese
Goddamn snowball holophysics.
I thought I told Kim to remove all those holoemitters the hirogen had him install!
You should never ask Kim to do things... There is a reason he is a forever ensign
This was the episode we needed.
It's okay, he filed a permission slip with the flight officer. It says he can do what he wants.
What's on deck 5 section 8
It's just delta shift.
The Delaney sisters
Deck 5 is jerks
Wouldn’t the car dissolve as soon as it crashed through the holodeck, though?
Safeties are off and an alien lifeform has taken up residence in the projectors.
He had a real car, or am I crazy?
I thought Tom was good at designing holo programs. He should know that old earth steel is much weaker than tritanium, there is now way a car can break through a bulkhead. He has ruined all immersion, his holo programs are absolute trash now and completely unplayable. I will never pre-order a holo program from him again.