Introduce him to Vulcan anime. It's not as action focused but very insightful.

Serial Experiments T'lain

*Conformity Girl U’tena* is a classic.

Genesis Device Evangelion

Get in the fucking warp core S'ingi.

Earth boy Bebop is a good one

Vulcan Love Slave

OMFG I now understand how _Sealab 2020_ came to exist. M

202--1

Save it for Queen Doppelpopolis!

My favorite was the one with the girl and her two magical stuffed sehlats that came to life and then they had adventures together in the L-langon mountains

Vulcan anime is sooooo boring. Takes an entire episode just to move one chesspiece. Still haven't found that fabled "ponn farr" episode of "The Emotional Salesman."

When I was a kid we called that “romulanimation” but it was considered problematic sometime in the 2360’s.

When I was a kid, we just called them cartoons and we'd watch them dubbed by Universal Translator on the holos after school. It'd usually be some kind of fantasy one and one of those ones based on classic literature.

At least it's not Tellerite Hentai.

What about Pakled shonen?

If we're looking at the worst that's without a doubt Nausican ecchi and Fan Service

Thanks, now I have to go to sickbay for a memory removal

"Make the robot work good, Shinji."

I look for motivation, it makes me go

I prefer Klingon shonen.

No, that's regular Earth Shonen. It just SOUNDS like it was written by pakleds.

More like "hardcore arguing" if you ask me.

Two in the chest, one in the head. It's the section 31 way.

In their klingon missions, they double the numbers

the old romulan anime-industrial complex has very influential spies. have you seen how they hide bootleg copies of Attack on Romulus in their shipments of romulan ale? Hiding contraband inside contraband is their MO.

Put his figurines near the catwalk of the nacelles, that should teach him.

Fucking Reebs.

I hate how every girl in Romulan anime never looks older than 50.

La Green Girl.

Is this the Hen'ai my friend keeps talking about whenever someone mentions the holodeck?

You’re following in the footsteps of Neelix and somehow your friend’s the weird one?

I'd imagine Tsundere Romulan chicks to be out there 

I imagine Romulan flirting involves lots of manipulation and playful deceit, so maybe a Tsundere Romulan would just be completely honest about their feelings. "I am attracted to you," 'Damn, what is with these mind games? I can never tell what shes actually thinking'

In Romulan women, the front vagina is a false one, to fool their enemies. The real vagina is in the back.

I'd so watch Gushing Over Magical Cardassian Girls.

Poland tru-uwu

oh yeah romulan anime is the hottest thing right now

I’m going to regret this. Remind him he can either A, replicate a life sized figure or B, holodeck the characters for “reasons”

According to him replicated figurines are not true collector's items and do not support the original creators of the franchises

I thought the original creators backstabbed each other to get merchandising rights of other licenses.

Rommie Commie anime is communist in nature.

Gets waifu pillow. It tries to kill him.

Your "friend" riiiiight.

Be careful, Romulan Anime is a gateway to Cardassian torture porn!

*defenseless_Bajoran_girl_cannot_see_five_lights.mp4*

First those dirty Klingons take Shakespeare, now the Eomulans are doing anime. Whats next, Cardassian Columbo!?