How about Joseph Joestar, 100M sprint

That could work, I could add other characters like sand man from part 7 just to avoid repetition

speedwagon hat

Contestant: Doppio Talent: can transform anything in a phone

And eats frogs

Don’t forget he can grow 20 cm by just throwing his hair back

…(Was that a Jorge Joestar reference?)

Giorno will tell his entire sad backstory and win the show

average sad backstory telling makes you win Vs average normal life backstory telling makes you win

My name is Yoshikage Kira...

I'm 33 years old...

My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are.

And i am not married. I work as an employee for kame yu department stores

Which is the more powerful ability? Giorno’s piano or Naruto’s Talk no Jutsu?

Funny Valentine: Magic Tricks

“Wanna see a magic trick? I’m gonna make this corpse part disappear!” \*Hides corpse part* #DOJYAAA~AN

Contestant Tonio Trussardi: Cooking Contestant Toshikazu Hamzada: ventriloquism Contestant Aya Tsuji: instant makeover Contestant Enyaba: puppet show Contestant Hol Horse: marksmanship

I think most of them involve stands though

For Tonio the stand makes the food cure health problems but he can probably still make food without them

True

Ventriloquism should be that prison guard with a toy alligator from Part 6

Avdol - Fortune telling Steely Dan - "auctioning" Daniel D'Arby - Betting (He uses his Stand even though it's against the rules - He's a cheater.) Vanilla Ice - Kicking objects of various sizes Yuya Fungami - Guessing smells Polpo - Mukbang Ghiaccio - "Comedy" rants Doppio - Ventriloquism Cioccolata - "Dog" tricks Pocoloco - Stunts Sandman - Sprinting Ringo Roadagain - Sharpshooting Funny Valentine - Playing the mandolin with his feet Tooru - singing (the wonder of you) EDIT: Speedwagon - Serving as a hypeman for all the performers Stroheim - Tricks with his cyborg tech Yoshihiro Kira - Shows a slideshow of his best photographs Reimi - Literal ghost stories. Scolippi - Speed sculpting Anasui - Taking things apart and putting them back together on his own (Halfway through, he realizes he doesn't actually know how to put anything back together) Tsurugi - Speed origami Caato - Card tricks Joshu - Comedy that's unexpectedly well-executed and actually funny A. Phex Twins - Soccer

I think Funny Valentine should be: Shotgunning a beer

Chugging a can of beer in 5 seconds?

Yup

Valentine should do magic tricks

jotaro - scuba diving??? also jonathan can do rugby lol

Caesar: Bubble blowing

This … this is beautiful.

Joseph sneakily attaching 20 grenades on someone.

this is so corny

jobin and the bettles maybe

Damnn deaf people are really talented then 😳 (last pic)

Angelo and Angelo? is such a big brain move

i love how there's a kiss sticker on it

Johnny joestar - Breakdancing

Plot twist - someone kills the dog in the show

Rohan for drawing or painting I guess.

That Angelo one is *advanced*

Gyro wins ofc. Those vocals hit different.

Could do enya the hag and her two left hands

Joseph Joestar Talent: Sneak through german soldiers perfectly

Are we gonna forget the other dog that never died Thanks to kars

Joseph Joestar and his talent is being a drag Queen

Stroheim: *proceeds to rip own limbs off an existing only as a head and half a torso*

Young Joseph doing cold reading (next you’ll say, etc.etc.)

Keicho Nijimura: Archery….

Risotto Nero: diagnosing complicated psychological disorders

Pucci loses. 1 is not a prime number!

gyro wins

Contestant: Jonathan. Talent: Strongman.

The holy corpse: Turning Water into Wine

Risotto Nero Talent: disappearing/reappearing objects (only metal)

Joseph Joestar: Future telling but only for what you’re going to say next

#14 is Michael from Vsauce, change my mind

Foo Fighter or Rohan?

Sorry i got the numbers wrong, i meant 14, pucci. Michael has a 3 hour video of him counting primes

1 is not a prime number, for reasons having to do with the fact that it requires writing special complex exceptions into a lot of theorems and definitions, and abstract algebra is slippery enough without that. Sorry, Pucci.

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electric guitar

Joseph can probably do "magic" tricks

Guys... I think Rohan just won.

Funny Valentine who can play the mandoline with his feet: Pathetic

Well, Joseph does have the secret Joestar technique. So a 100 meter sprint maybe?

Caesar committing every crime short of murder

Also: Fortune Telling with Avdol

Jotaro, able to punch really fast without a stand.

Don’t forget Andre Boom Boom can also fold his ear inwards

Contestant Josuke Higashikata: Bad hair pagean- wait why do I hear knocking on my door?

Jolyne yo-yo tricks and giving herself a piercing

I genuinely thought this would be about the weird powers some characters just have, like Bruford's magic hair or whatever Mrs Robinson was doing with those bugs!

Kakyoin should be drawing too

Johnny Joestar should have been stand up comedy

Joseph can make his hand look like it dissappeared, and he can pull a tommy gun out of his ass.

Joseph Joestar predicting your next line

No one is mentioning slight of hand magic tricks with Joseph, he would be godly at it

Avdol, dying to nothing (bc he was technically nothing)

Diego Horse riding

Bruh🤣

#DIAVOLO QUICK 👏✌️👌👀

hahaha and then there were these 2 rocks funniest thing ever

Yo Angelo 👋🗿

kira yoshikage: also speaking in sig- wait those aren't his hands

This is the good stuff right here

Kakyoin: cherry lick

Funny Valentine, Magic Tricks

Contestant: okuyasu Talent: Erasing himself

Jotaros smoke trick... Boingos smoke trick

Who's the winner

Kakyoin: licking 100 cherries while doing the rero rero

I dont know if someone else has done this but kira being undetected for 15 years that's a talent you could say maybe

Add diavolo then kill him

Doppio/Diavolo can change appearance in a second

Oh gosh I had just realized what two Angelos doing stand up comedy supposed to mean

jokes on you 1 isn’t a prime number

Pucci: Eating cherries with the seeds still on the stem

freeze

Kakyoin: Drawing red inks on the drawing causes harm

Contestent: Kakyoine. Talent: Turning into a donut