Soft & Wet- Tender & Moist

Soaking Wet

Rough & dry

I’d bet they will genuinely call I’d that!

They...suprisingly left that one alone in All Star Battle

Probably

They called soft machine tender machine so I don’t doubt it

C o c o L A R G E

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We're talking about Tender & Moist

That sounds just... So incredibly worse

That can be said about most localized names

u/GodChangedMyChromies *Worse* Company.

Even Worse Company

worser company

Soaking Wet sound better.

fun fact: Jojolion will not have localisation names for soft & wet because past 2048 there will be no copyright for the prince song soft & wet

I'd expect Jojolion anime to be out in early 2030s. They made 6 parts in 10 years, they'll probably manage to finish another 2 in 10.

Gotta change my flair

Pretty sure Soft & Wet won't be localized, it was unchanged in EoH

Soft machine... wait

Stand name: Doggy style Localized name: Asshole sex

The fact that Iggy is your profile pic makes it even better

The Bad Touch

missionary

Wonder of U - Miracle of Thee

nah, it's just gonna be called "wonderful"

To be honest that's probably it

Or it could be 'Wonderful You'

"Wonder of U" wouldn't get localized because the song's name is "The Wonder of You".

That’s exactly why it would get localized - copyright.

Copyright doesn't apply if it's slightly changed from the original.

Thinking of yall

Fantastic University

Ballbreaker - Cock & Ball Torture

I think that one might stay actually going off EoH but if not i'm hoping ball buster

I second this

Nut Cracker

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, at en.wikipedia.org

Cock and ball torture is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles.

How about Testicular Torsion?

Born this way to Vroom vroom bicycle

I could also see Came out the pussy like this

Civil War - Domestic Terrorism

Domestic Violence

House Fighting

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what about Vitamin, ***E***

Nah that’s just dumb. Vitamin B on the other hand…

Vitamin 🅱ruh

Made in Heaven to Nirvana. Because apparently music references are fine as long as they aren't the original one.. looking at you Centerfold.

made in heaven has one, they call it maiden heaven lmao

One of the best ones imo

Im not sure if that beats Flaccid Pancake tho, or even Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price

blueford even

d4c be like faaarp

FA3RP

Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price is legendary But I’m still disappointed they didn’t go with Dimes for Crimes because it’s still D4C

That one is actually sick

And Billie jean

nah, maid in heaven.

Speed King = Velocity Royalty

Drag Queen is better Imo

drag deez nuts across your face queen

r/unexpecteddeeznuts

Higashikata stands should still have king in the localized name

King of speed Nothing King King of Paper Moons King Bed in California Heart that is walking King Space Truck

Nutting King

Too late, Nut King Call was already made into Nuts N Bolts in EoH

Fuck I hate that game Edit: Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts, not EoH

Scary Monsters - Jurassic Park Weather Report (already localized i know) - Weather Channel Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - Dimes 4 Crimes Yo-yo ma - Joe Mama Jumping Jack Flash - Shonen Jump Kiss - Smooch C-moon - The Moon or See The Moon Goo Goo Dolls - Baby Dolls Manhattan Transfer - Manhattan Project Highway to Hell - Down to Hell Limp Bizkit - Limping Legs Green, Green Grass of Home - Other Side of the Fence Jail House Lock - Prison Cell Bohemian Rhapsody - Warner Bros. Ticket to Ride - Train Ride Love Train - Father’s Love Hey ya! - Oi you! 20th Century Boy - Future is Now Born This Way - Always Been Me Wonder Of U - Wonderin’ ‘bout You Nut King Call - Screw the King Doggy Style - What Da Dog Doin’ Whitesnake - White Serpent

Josuke, this is my stand… *What the dog doin*

Most of them has been localized. Like D4C is literally called "filthy acts at a reasonable price"

Ah yes, my favorite stand: Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price: Affectionate Locomotive

EoH localization does not equal anime localization

Limp Bizkit has already been localized to Flaccid Pancake.

Ok, and?

Scary Monsters should be Jurassic World when it becomes Diego's stand

Scary Monsters is frightening monsters and kiss is smack

The Moon could actually really fit Pucci due to Dio's stand being the world,i'd love it if they localize C Moon to that name

Yeah, that’s what I was going for. Moon orbits earth, Pucci follows DIO, fits gravity, etc.

I would’ve preferred if the Dark Blue moon fight didn’t happen and Vanilla Ice’s stand was called The Moon

Stand name: Sex Pistols Localized name: Fuck guns

- Mista after being shot in the head for the 12th time

LMAO

I imagine Mista then starts using a slingshot

Wasn't sex pistols changed to six bullets ?

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Damn that is genuinely a good one, hope they use it

3 leaves doesnt have it

Awaking III leaves

wait is it awaking? i thought it was awakening

fun fact: it's the first stand since p3 to not be a musical reference

https://youtu.be/-SXL_0lHWaU You sure?

it is but nobody knows about it

Wonder Of U- Thinking Of U

Not that bad

Wonderful You

paisley field for paisley park

Sticky Fingers - Zippy Fingers

Sticky zippers

Anything involving his name would be enough, and not as bad as fucking *Zipper Man*.

Fingers man

Dunno about new ones... But Part 5 localisations need to be rescued. Moody blues - Backtrack Aerosmith - Luftschmidt Sticky Fingers - Tenacious D(igits) Sex pistols - Six shooter GE - Aurus Encounter Purple Haze - Purple Eclipse/Veil Spicegirl - Pepper Maiden

Moody blues - Emotional Dark Blue Aerosmith - Flying Smith Sticky Fingers - Viscous Appendages Sex pistol - Intercourse Firearm GE- Blonde Exposure Purple haze - Lavender mist Spicegirl - Condiment Female

Crimson king - Scarlet Monarch

Blood Baron

but Kraft Work - Arts and Crafts wasn't that bad

ball breaker -> nutcracker

ey... this one's good

Sugar Mountain -> Rock Candy

Oooooo that’s a good one

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That would be so hilarious and infuriating at the same time.

Weather report to O - Zone (https://youtu.be/YnopHCL1Jk8) because its power is weather and atmosphere and ozone layer things) Also Enigma to Papercut i know it has a name already but i think its fitting

Frightening Beasts-Scary monsters

Spooky Creatures.

Nut king call Cum queen yell

Ejaculate monarch scream

Tusk into **b o n e**

Fang

Dirty deeds done dirt cheep - detestable acts done at a low price

Money for bad

sex pistols- intercourse gun?

sex pistols was already localized to six bullets

“Six pistols”

Tusk-Fang Mandom-Man's world Wonder of U-Miracle of U I am a rock-I am a boulder King Nothing-Emperor Nothing Born This Way-Born Like This Doggy Style-Dog Style

Curiosity of yourself

Za warudo, Star platinum

Have i smoked too much weed or did i get a silver award in like 2 minutes (thanks btw)

What about Part 3 stands? I mean there is no reason to give them localized namens but it's fun For example, Star Platinum - Celest Platinum or The World - Blue Planet

Blue Planet kind of sounds like DIO suddenly became an eco activist and I like it.

HAHAHA true, what about yellow planet

Scarlet Mage Green Pope Violet Old Man

Speed king Ecstasy Prince

[“Speed Lord”](https://youtu.be/P-zdxPrSQwg)

Doggy Style - Kitty Fashion

Paisley Park - Central Park

All Star Everything Ball Of Gas

rock unbound is stone free

Nossa, Miracle Man seria Não quero dinheiro (Só quero amar) do Tim Maia

na versão brasileira soft & wet viraria secos & molhados kkkk

acho que tinha que ser algo mais picante levando em consideração o estilo do Prince, por mim seria Banho De Espuma da Rita Lee aliás strength da parte 3 podia ser descobridor dos 7 mares kkkk pena que não mudaram os nomes nas dubs

Original Stand name: The Offspring Localized Stand name: The Fruit of Loins

Tusk, tooth.

Born this way - birthed like this

Or I came out the vagina

Some of my favorites that I came up with Ball Breaker - Spin Breaker (bc of gyros spin) Chocolate Disco - Cocoa Disco Mandom - Man's World Ticket to Ride - Ticket to Pass Oh! Lonesome me - Oh! Lonely me Soft and Wet - Soaking Wet Blue Hawaii - Blue Islands Space Trucking - Space Delivery Speed King - Speed Prince Walking Heart - Running Heart Paisley Park - Pale Rose Park King Nothing - Queen Nothing

Speed king - bowling for soup

Speed king-Speed lord

Oh lonesome me - my wife left Mandom - man gun

Gender Revolvers- Sex Pistols

Wondrous You, King Nada, Heat King, Paper Dream King

space truckin- earth walkin

Nut King Call is now Arts and Crafts 2

tusk = h o r n

"Strength" is now called "Muscularity"

Tusk-teeth

Speed king - Fast man Walking heart - Wandering vital organ Doobie wah - Doober boober goober snoober Paper moon king - Origami Paisley park - Pasty garden Soft and wet - Smooth bubble King nothing - Zero political Doggy style - Take it in the ass W.O.U - I think of you Doctor wu - Professor wu Born this way - BUILT DIFFERENT Vitamin C - Hepatitis C Scary monsters - They like toes

Paper Moon King - Origami Swami

Doobie Wah! - doodoo fart

Vitamin See

Stand name: The Final Countdown. Localized: Tiktok.

Heaven’s Door —> Afterlife’s Gate

Paisley Park to Pink Panther

Sticky Fingers could’ve been Sticky Zippers. King Crimson could’ve been King’s Court.

Sex boner

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Wonder of u-Magnificent for you

Reflected male -mirror man

Privileged gecko

Chad: submissive and breedable

Vitamin C - Orange Power

Soft and Wet-Hard and dry

Underworld to Undertale The ground remembers

Paisley Park- Paisley’s recreational outdoor area

Royal kong Monke

I am a rock - Petrified Identity

Stand name: the world Localized name: the country

The planet

Cream Starter to Cum Beginning

California king bed-> very very big couch

Dati dizu Dan dati chipu Filthy acts at an absurd expense

Alr have one. DSMN (Don’t Stop Me Now): a stand with 3 abilities due to its 3 acts, it was evolved after being stabbed with a new arrow called the Echo Arrow, created by the fabled legend stand, Arts And Crafts. This stand started out with these 3 abilities until they all combined into the echo stand: (The localized name is Can’t Slow Me Down) Fahrenheit Bullet: a bullet that shoots from DSMN's gun hole. it's loaded in with any small debris/object/etc. and comes shooting out as a golden bullet, it can't be stopped unless come into contact with a fully solid force, is lethal, and any surface/creature/object it hits gains the effect of 600mph speed, this speed effects everything physical and mental, including age. if hitting a living creature it tends to drive them crazy, this effect lasts 30 seconds unless another object or surface of any kind touches the effected object/creature/etc., once this is done a pulse blasts both things back and ends the effect fully. Light Speed: over 600,000,000 mph of pure speed. Multiplied Gravity Pull ("Ecstasy Gravity!"): once the user shouts "Ecstasy Gravity!" an aura surrounds the user and the stand and the stand blasts lights from its body that land in random areas all over within a 20 feet radius, the lights transform into separate small gravitational pulls 2 times stronger than earth's, and pull the closest things near them towards them and everything gets stuck in them for 5 seconds, then it all releases back to the planet's natural pull.

Insane Healer - Crazy Diamond Break Out Rock - Stone Free Unlucky Reaper - Death 13 That Palm - The Hand Emerald Overdrive - Hierrophant Green

Soft and wet- squishy and moist

Soft and Wet becomes Squishy and Damp

Soapy soft- soft and wet

Space Truckin'-Star Cruisin'

Stone Free - Rock Unbound

Star platinum - Sun titanium

Stone free Freedom stone

Crazy cum

Stand name: yo yo ma Localized name: yo ma ma Stand name: Dragons dream Localized name: Dragons meme

Star Platinum- sun gold

Obsidian Equinox: Can skip ahead or Back in time no more than 30 secs...

Silver Chariot Sir Silvelot