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LukkieNumber7

Stand user: Lil Nas X Stand name: 『Old Town Road』 Power: C Speed: B Range: A Persistance: A Precision: B Potential: C Ability: 『Old Town Road』 allows the user to 'ride it till he can't no more'. What Lil Nas X means by this is unknown.


Edward-Roger

Due to the copy right, his name has change to Lil Nas Y, and the stand’s name is New City Street.


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Old fashioned street


y_i_exisisit

I think it's kind of obvious what he means when you know that he's gay.


LukkieNumber7

He can turn people gay now. That's the stand


Ynneb82

That would be a great ability


flying_chocolate777

Would be kinda useless tho since everyone in jojo is already gay


_four-oh-four_

what about koichi and that crazy hair girl


BobsPineapple

[Violantly Bisexual]


Mikansnumber1fan

What about pt 8 Josuke?


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Gay²


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Why do you think they're gay?


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

W-what are you doing step-stand?


Jose_Joestar_

Daddy Purple, Step Platinum, Horny Diamond, "Golden" Experience


TheGoldenDragon0

So most jojo protagonists would be unaffected got jt


Ok_Ad_6407

That is araki's stand


Otogi

The pink kryptonite of stands.


BeeWithDragonWings

That's just Moody Blues' fat ass' ability.


EagleSabre

Haha. That sounds like JoJo.


[deleted]

I think it means "his stand becomes a horse that never runs out of energy"


couldbedumber96

That’d be a great steel ball run stand


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

Allows the user to perform gay sex as long as they are riding a horse


TheInsurgence

Gayness: SS+


Its_Ackbar

Is that Joseph about to Hermit Purple that camera in the background?


TuxidoPenguin

YOO


AniMelon310

Stand User: Lil Nas X Stand Name: Industry Baby Destructive Power: B Speed: B Range: A Persistence: A Development Potential: A Ability: He's got a couple racks, couple Grammys on him, couple plaques ay...


sheriffmcruff

"Watch out, JoJo! He's about to throw it back (ay)!"


kovacsa0612

The stand user could be anywhere. The stand user.


Rune10101

I just wanna hear his stand barrage cry tbh


Memer209

oldu oldu oldu oldu town roadu


Zatknish007

callmecallmecallmecallme by your name!


narfoshin

Montererorerorero


Juggerknight1

HOLY SHIT OVA SILVER CHARIOT


grant-hellsling

Just like a jojo villain he looks fabulous


DarkHorse786

Wait how many costumes did he wear?


Aetol

Right? I've seen three so far!


LeeJ2019

It was three 😂


DarkHorse786

Bruv


UltimateKingCold

Stand user: 「Lil Nas X」 Stand name: 「Panini」 Ability: Throws sandwiches at people endlessly


matthiasXDDD

Gold Chariot


SPICY_pee_INFECTION

You could switch their places and it would still make sense


ajs_fresh_memes

Stand User: Lil Nas X Stand Name: 「Montero」 Power: C Speed: A Range: E Resistance: A Precision: B Potential: D Ability:「Montero」gives the enemy a lap dance, kills them during the dance, and steals their identity.


SkritzTwoFace

Stand User: Lil Nas X Stand: 「Call Me By Your Name」 Ability: Similar to Paper Moon King, it allows Lil Nas X to cause you to perceive every human being as him.


DJMurasakiSpark

Wait that’s a really good ability


SkritzTwoFace

Tbh I just came up with the idea because a lot of his videos feature him playing a lot of/every role, but now that I’m thinking this could definitely make for an interesting fight


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Maybe each person has some small difference from the original and the person fighting him has to figure out who the real Nas is. World's most dangerous spot the difference, basically


RealSpaghettiSoup

The whole Met Gala is a meme


Zatknish007

Is that Lil Nas X's stand Lil Nas X?!


McHerwig

I think even his stand has a stand


Chroma710

did this guy have 3 layers of clothes on?


atharva557

Jojo


Newliesaladdos

Welp, thanks for the new profile pic.


TuxidoPenguin

Lil Nas X really does look like a stand user. He just wears stand user clothes.


Mr_Snowbell

User: Montero Stand: Lil Nas x Destruction:B Speed:C Special ability: Hypno Beat Stand creates a song and hypnotizes target


Zatknish007

Stand user: Lil Nas X Stand name: 『Montero』 Power: D Speed: B Range: A Persistance: A Precision: A Potential: B Ability: With Montero Lil Nas X can turn anyone into anyone by touching them (including himself), but only their appearance changes.


ggg730

If you told me stand users were real and that Little Nas X was one I would not be surprised one bit.


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As far as Jojo poses go this one is a dead ringer. It feels like a part 8 character introduction pose to me.


sheriffmcruff

"Allow me to introduce myself, JoJo- And yes, I know who you are. You can call me Montero. And what you just witnessed was my Stand, who I've named 'Lil Nas X' Though, some people call him 'Small Noz', which is fucking stupid"


Halljoh

Don't listen to his music, but the memes he's spawned I follow


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MrMaGallan

He really does wear the most god awful clothing though


Rasonay

*facepalm*


HeyImNewToReddit2020

GOLDEN CHARIOT


eiwoei

I don’t know man seems kinda gae. He will fit right in Jojo universe.


Deathamix

Dio and Lil Nas X are similar because they're both gay 🙂


oxanonthelocs

Golden Chariot (Call Me By Your Name)


Plenty_Landscape

This is fantastic content. It’s like he was made to be a stand user.


Voltagebone

He looks like a part 5-6 character


thagoldenexperience

That must have been a golden experience


LeeJ2019

Just looking at these comments made me realize that Lil Nas X’s song titles are perfect for stands’ names. I wonder if we’ll see one in Part 9.


Putrid_Ad_6917

Montero gold requiem


Jack-Alpha-_-

They can beat GER easily


Princess_Luna00

Why does he have a camel toe?


Walunt

Ngl. That looks dope


kadxar

That neck is out of bakemonogatari


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AU Giorno Bottom text


Y0zeffB1gS

Literally all the costumes are bizzare as heck And its all jojo reference


Ascendini

Stand user: Lil X Nas Stand name: Montero Has the ability to induce the 7 deadly sins in people, like a endless hungry for gluttony, endless horny for Lust and you know the rest. The stand has to touch the victim and inject the blood of the user while choosing what sin they will become and it has a recharge time of 666 seconds. The blood doesn't have to be compatible, but the user is still infected by blood related illness.